Can you spy the queer guy sitting by himself at an NHL playoff game 7? It doesn’t get much sadder, folks.
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Can you spy the queer guy sitting by himself at an NHL playoff game 7? It doesn’t get much sadder, folks.
I can vouch for sitting too close not being good for hockey. I watched many Islander games from a similar location on the ice (though not on the glass…just a few rows behind it). Every time the puck went down the other end of the ice it was hard to see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
I’m guessing the seat he has tonight went at most for $1K on the secondary market (though likely a decent amount less). It doesn’t appear to be a “club seat.”
Bruins lose this game and it would have to go down as maybe the biggest choke job not only in NHL history but possibly in any major sport. A record 65 wins and a record 135 points in the standings…and then bow out in the first round after holding a 3-1 series lead against the 8 seed. Ouch.
It's a Boston Bruins home playoff game & he shows up wearing his favorite Boss clownsuit [emoji1787][emoji23] how embarrassing! like I'm embarrassed for him lol he thinks we all won't see his dumb bald head shining front row on the TV or what!? Fuck he didn't have to actually show up wearing his Boss atrocious baby blue smurf outfit, it's Boston I guarantee he's been pointed & laughed at over 100x already since he's entered TD Gardens easily
someone in the Boston area should meet him outside of the stadium after the game and yell " yo Billy Goat "
and scare the shit out of him...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Crrbq...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
For anyone who has seen the Final Destination movies
"Zero never tasted so good" is about as obvious foreshadowing of Chrissy's bankroll as it gets.
Since he's in the northeast already, I'm sure our little millionaire will be showing up on the glass in a lime green outfit tomorrow night in New Jersey for back to back game 7s.
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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
Maybe Not, Panthers just tied it up and Game 7 in Boston is going to Overtime Folks!!!
If the B’s lose this series, then Chrissy might be too broke to leave his hotel! Hahahahaha, this is great drama for the Minute Man!
Still pounding on the glass. Except this is after Florida tied it up. Deep down he’s weeping. What a douche rag.
BOOM RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID UGLY FACE CHRISTOPHER MITCHELL!!! lmao [emoji23] you just know he literally shit himself and had to go run & replace his diaper in the intermission before OT
If Florida wins hopefully we get a major freakout toddler tantrum crybaby rant on FB before the nights over
Kiss that -210 Good Bye!!!
Panthersssss Win!!!
Any time Chrissy wears that Smurf Outfit, he loses something big! First the YT channel and now this!!! Kiss that bet adios Kyle! How long until you quit sports betting again???
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Hurr hurr, I bet big money on the penguins as a double reverse lock of the decade bet, to trick the haters, hurr hurr.
" TheRivers: now that would be funny if he said Penguins…considering they weren’t playing. Would be something Chrissy would say however."
Solly bout dat, I'm just one of dem ignorant foreigners Chrissy loves so much.
With that said, betting on anyone other than the Bruins was a good idea.
Look for this post on FB in the next day or two.
I had a serious discussion with Stacy about the stress that sports betting has on my body.
I never seem to listen to her when she is giving me good advice.
I swore off sports betting earlier in the year and my body was feeling great!
I Christopher Mitchell do solemly swear that I shall never make another sports bet in my entire life.
My inner circle will go back to its roots.
They are learning mind set and have told me that they wish that
I would go back to being their coach with bacarrat and roulette.
I already have my strategies in plade to make millions for myself and my group.
Come join us and make your millions too.
$500.00 per month is a steal. This will be the very last time that I will offer this price.
In June, the price goes back to $1,000.00.
I will even give a refresher seminar of my No Bust Blackjack strategy.
That strategy has been slaying the casinos.
I cannot leave out the most important part of my post.
God spoke to me after the Bruins lost tonight and told me to give up sports betting
and go back to being the GOAT of casino games!
Exclusive Group Chat from the Elite Chums prior to Game 7…
No updates yet, though I’m sure Tuna Skin Kooch Mike Schulkins is happy!
At ZD, only reason I mentioned Schulkins is because he commented on Chrissy’s FB post and rooted for the Panthers! He definitely is not in the group, but probably does refer people to it like a true Apex Assclown!
i really hope that Krissy the GayLord Sissy was in about his 5th " MitchellGale progression " in that Bruins game...
and was chasing losses in his sports betting and lost big time.... but something doesn't seem right to me....
as in he is still able to afford these plane trips, court side seats and etc...
he must have some other sort of scam that we don't realize....
i"ll be honest cause, and i know he is reading this.... but as soon as we think he is down and out, the fucker keeps chugging along??? ....
something else is going on that we just haven't put our finger on .... yet , but we will figure it out !!
this only wants me to figure this out more, and i will only be happy when them handcuffs are finally slapped around his wrists....
game on Krissy boy....
Yesterday I posted that Chrissy would be staying at the Encore Hotel and Casino.
Take a look at this screen shot from his FB video this morning. He proclaimed he won $4,600.00. yada yada
Look over to the right and you will see a gold circular shaped mirror.
Now look at the screen shot below and you will see two of these mirrors in the 2 bedroom suite.
He is as predictable with his travels, where he moves, that he will lie about everything,
where he eats, where he sold his Lexus and bought a used Tahoe. The list goes on.
I am going to go out on a limb and say he lost $10,000.00 on the Bruins in Game 7.
Pickleball, good find but he is more than likely not in THAT suite.
The mirrors in the suite are similar to the one in Chrissy’s video, but Not the same!
Here is the same one from the Chrissy video, even though it is in the Bathroom of a Luxe room at Boston Harbor.
Now below is a close up of the Sun shaped mirror in the grand Double Residence suite going for $2800 per night!
Similar but different color and the design is different, it has bigger and more flame like limbs that are layered where as the one in Chrissy’s room has smaller, narrower and bunched together limbs.
It’s possible these are old photos but either way I’d bet Chrissy didn’t get the most expensive suite and probably just got a Luxe room that goes from $280-600 per night!
Either a beating or maybe just some beating off (hat tip to Colt Studios).Quote:
RMS9: Watch out, Stacey. You have a beating come for you tonight.
And now a -234 team just lost (Seattle over Colorado). Not a good night for our scammer.
CM obviously wanted to be seen and make a statement by wearing his turquoise pajamas at the Bruins game.
I'm fairly confident that CM bet big (and lost) on the Bruins, hoping to show off a big winning ticket.
But I have a question for the knowledgeable sports gamblers on this forum...
If he was just looking to show off a big winning ticket for this game after making the effort to fly there at the last minute and sit up on the glass, would it have been smart to to bet say $20,000 on the Bruins to win $9,524 at -210 and at the same time bet $9,524 on Florida at +190 to win $18,096? This means that regardless of the game outcome, he could flash a big winning ticket and ignore the losing ticket. If the Bruins won, his net win is $0 and if Florida won, his net loss would have only been $1,904.
If the goal was just to flash a winning ticket to promote his sports picks business, doesn't that make sense?
He 100% bet on bruins. I'll upload a video later of his reactions. He jumped up in joy when Bruins took the 3-2 lead. He then grabbed his head & banged the glass in devastation when the Panthers equalized with less than a minute left. He then stood up nervously during sudden death. He very clearly had a significant amount of money on the Bruins moneyline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Made a fun little video of the match. Skipped the overtime footage, but it was basically just him literally standing up and being unable to sit, likely due to anxiety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88XYsAxWb1k
I gotta say, the match couldn't have gone any better in terms of trolling Chris. First, 0-2 deficit—despair! Then 3-2 lead with just a minute left, the win is almost guaranteed! Then the equalizer & loss in sudden death. Literally couldn't have asked for a more frustrating way to lose a huge mitchellgale'd bet!
I wonder what his next move is? Quitting sportsbetting again in favor of table games? Or mitchellgale one last time and risk literally everything?
edit: Oh yeah I misspoke in my last post. He jumped up for joy when the Bruins reduced the lead to 1-2; not 3-2. Couldn't see his reaction to the 3-2 due to camera not catching him.
I too was uncertain about Which team he bet on, but he wouldn’t be praising Boston and clipping photos of the Bruins hockey team in his posts if he didn’t bet on them!Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka BubsHe 100% bet on bruins. I'll upload a video later of his reactions. He jumped up in joy when Bruins took the 3-2 lead. He then grabbed his head & banged the glass in devastation when the Panthers equalized with less than a minute left. He then stood up nervously during sudden death. He very clearly had a significant amount of money on the Bruins moneyline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Then there’s this, Schulkins posted ‘Go Cats’ meaning he’s rooting for the Panthers and Chrissy responded as such. The Only reason he liked Mike’s post was because he wants the FB engagement stats, like when he likes ALL his own posts like a 4 year old would!
Since he’s gone quiet AGAIN after a losing effort from the team he paid to watch and Swayne Hall confirms Chrissy cheered for the B’s go ahead goal, it’s likely he lost big!
Two days ago in one of Chrissy's FB posts,
he was so proud of himself for getting the best of his haters; (or so he thought).
He ended his post with the following -
"So, when all these dead broke, jealous douchebags talk shit about me tomorrow night,
they'll also see me on TV when they watch The Bruins and Panthers play in game 7.
I'll be in my all Turquoise BOSS outfit to make sure EVERYONE sees me. LOL������"
Talk about another strategy from this bonehead that backfired!
He was born a loser and will always be a loser.
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Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka BubsHe 100% bet on bruins. I'll upload a video later of his reactions. He jumped up in joy when Bruins took the 3-2 lead. He then grabbed his head & banged the glass in devastation when the Panthers equalized with less than a minute left. He then stood up nervously during sudden death. He very clearly had a significant amount of money on the Bruins moneyline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Chrissy was standing because he was starting to feel the searing pain of one of Satan's (rebuke satan) red hot pokers going into Chrissy's bottom flesh.
Hence why Chrissy gets a sore arse from sports betting.
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Originally Posted by Pickleball
It actually wasn’t a ploy to “show the haters”, it’s simple Monkey See, Monkey Do!
He saw Cody Covers post these photos a year ago at the Sportsbook and at a Game, then his little pecker got hard and he figured “Ahaaaa! If I buy tickets to a handful of games a year, it looks like I’m a regular and gives me fake credibility as being a sports betting guru without actually placing all the winning bets needed to actually be one!”
So as usual, he took the short cut method of credibility and failed miserably! Instead of actually showing constant winning bets it’s only these goofy pics and videos from random playoff games! The smurf outfit was to guarantee he’d be visible on TV so that newbs who don’t know his past will think he is legit. Which of course he’s proven time and time again, he’s not!
Any time he wears the smurf suit it goes badly for little Kyle…hahahahahahahaha!
This was his face when his win total for the night was 0!
Who goes to a playoff game by himself? A guy with no friends, that’s who. I’ve gone to a few baseball games by myself, but just to check out the stadium. Took my ex to a lot of events. She was absolutely clueless about hockey and football, but for some reason she totally understood basketball. I had season tickets to Cal back when they had Jason Kidd and Tony Gonzales. She’d be like: “his footwork is terrible” or “lol @ that zone defense”. It was uncanny.Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9Can you spy the queer guy sitting by himself at an NHL playoff game 7? It doesn’t get much sadder, folks.
Where was Chrissy's family time in Boston?
I never saw a picture of Stacy pushing the baby buggy with NWB (non-walking Bubs) inside?
Where were the pictures of his elegant hotel room that he mentioned prior to leaving for Boston?
Someone in PFA ( I forget who) mentioned that there was a possibility
that Stacy and Bubs stayed in Chicago. That seems true so far.
We know how Chrissy likes to lie and mention Stacy and Bubs are with him, like that time she recently left him and was at Pop's house.
Stacy if you read this, now is your chance to hightail it back to Ohio again; unless the little bad wolf already
landed at O'Hare or was that Dallas?
I wonder if Chrissy buys a little airport gift for Stacy and Bubs?
Or one gift that they can share?
Not likey after the financial bath that he took last night.
Shout out to the Panthers!
So he drags the wife to Boston and then leaves her in the hotel and goes to the game by himself.
This weirdo is too much sometimes.
Hey Chris. Found this online today. I thought you were the #1 roulette player in the world? When did Drake overtake your position? Guess you’re just a washed up douchebag square sports bettor who only takes -200 favs.
With the apparent lack of ability to attract more Chum Bums (thanks Youtube, who doesn't deserve Chrissy of course), and, therefore, the new subs probably totalling less in new revenue than the "finally seen the light crowd" (who finally have given up and stopped throwing away $500 per month), Chrissy has faced a real lack of funds for the first time in a long time. Add on these of-late big losing sports bets and it might be time for the BIG downsize.
That is why I believe it is POSSIBLE he announced his Pay-cation plan for late spring/summer 2023. This will just really be him going around and staying in different places now that he has given up the $7-8,000 Chicago digs. Maybe he has comps there. Maybe he's looking for lower priced accomodation. That ONE Chicago placed needed about 16 Chums alone each month. He probably has just under that many or maybe he's down to 6 or 7...
Is it a coincidence that it was the 30th (last day) of April and he flew the coop? He MIGHT just have used up his last month's deposit for April and realized it's time to crack open the portable picnic table and return to the BUNKER now that his Hail Mary sports bets didn't work out for giving him a shot at staying in Chicago. He'll not talk about the bunker and just film himself at these "Paycation Destinations" going forward...
MAYBE.
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Originally Posted by Pickleball
@ The Rivers - I thought those were old pictures but they were not.
Thanks for pointing that out. .
He be wawwwchin The Sawx at Fenway Pahhk!
From the cheap seats as far away as humanly possible, lol! Colt Life Baby!
And those eyes look awfully puffy and blood shot. Almost as if he spent all night crying about the Bruins losing and giving him Butt pains!
Toronto was -160 today against Boston, and they are down 2-0 in the 1st.
Let's hope it was a Blue Jays bet.
What a stooge.
He had to stay another night so that he could play some more bacarrat and roullete.
The more hours a person spends gambling in the casino, the happier the casino is.
I feel confident that tomorrow he will post more chips and tell the world that he won
a fortune. Moron.
On another note, check out Bubs and what most likely is his dinner.
I think it is soft serve ice cream.
Look at the little tyke tearing off the plastic wrapper with his teeth, so he retrieve his spoon.
Way to go Chrissy and Stacy for providing another nutritious sugar meal for little Bubs.
Look at Bub's face. He is no longer a baby. It is embarrasing to keep pushing him around in his baby buggy.
How did the guy in the blue jacket sitting next to Bubs, get so lucky?
By the 7th inning stretch, Bubs should be ooooking up a storm.
If anyone has a high fidelity copy of Chrissy speaking, please get it to me somehow, or link me to YouTube.
I'm trying to make an AI Chrissy, but unfortunately it's coming out poorly.
Here's three of them I did last week: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...adio-this-week
Excellent 👌 Mr Druff 😁
Not sure 🤔 that you will have enough material to make a ☝️ minute parody 🎥 about Chrissy though 😂🤣😂
Shoutouts to NVB/NWB aaaaaaaaaaaand SSS #free bubs
Satan 👿 Rebuked 👍
The Gayest Of All Time should reach out to his former #1 Fanboy...before Uncle Zachy came along...Brandon Wingerter...
Chrissy probably could use a BIG hug right now and we all know just how much Brown Nose Brandon was in love with him, Chrissy is running outta suckers to scam lol
Not sure if this is good enough audio quality for you? But here’s the clips from his losing tirade for his roulette challenge! With extra ooking from NVB in the background!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
https://youtu.be/CVb7nakoqHE
Also Business Bros Podcast has decent audio!
https://www.youtube.com/live/FaAynjrLTf4?feature=share
And I’d suggest anything on $1Boxcar’s new channel for some classic Chrissy stupidity and plenty of “folks” sound bytes!
https://youtu.be/Ne9FgB_bIuU
Oh brother, this is a complete lie!
I had to capture a couple of sentences that is already posted in his post attached.
These take the cake.