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Kyle, I thought you were joking. But that is all acutally posted on his FB page at the moment!
So what was he charging $1k for? It's tantamount to admitting exactly what we've been saying all along: he has no skills, he was selling bunk!!!
Absolutely tremendous.
It looks like all the regulars have gone to sleep: it IS 3am on the East Coast.
But this is Chrissyagedon. Can you say "He's snapped"..........
Like, this is actually embarrasingly stupid beyond anything else he's ever thought was a good idea to say. He might be fully cracking finally.
Is Chrissy finally admitting Martingale & MitchellGay bankrupted his bank account (his last $12,000) & destroyed his butthole after the 5th Marty/MitchellGay!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI
How poetic for Chrissy
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend
The end of our elaborate plans
The end of everything that stands
Edited to note that his post is still up on FB.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum Wars
Thanks The Boz
The Bloat is self-destructive and must have a death wish.
His mind is gone and soon his pancreas will cease to produce insulin.
Perhaps Stacy will flee for a second time within 30 days?
Sorry I’m late to this party! But I knew he didn’t win in Milwaukee, proven by the points accumulated on his “slot win”! He clearly donked off that $2512 off at the table the same day!
Now he puts out another lie about quitting table games including Baccy and Spinny. I give it less than 2 weeks before he goes back on this one. With the “Hurr hurr I’m fooling all those haters” like he did on New Year’s Eve in Vegas because we were all watching this idiot when the ball dropped…lol!
I’m willing to bet he was banned from table games at Rivers Casino for throwing another midget toddler tantrum like he did with the Chums! He probably did lose 5 Marty bets and started whining, cursing and shouting at the dealer. And wouldn’t it be funny if the SAME pit boss he called a fucking asshole was the one that 86’d him?
Of course he’ll change his tune like always and get itchy balls(shoutout to ZD) when he goes to Horsehoe Hammond or the next closest casino!
Annnnnnd what’s going to happen at those “free mastermind Chum meetings” every month? Are they gonna sit around a camp fire, roast marshmallows and sing KumBuyYah???
He really doesn’t think things through! Wonder how the chums feel about not only Not getting the 6 hours of live play sessions promised(shoutout to Tariq for that) and now No Special Super Duper Marty Mitchy Gale meetups with the Colt Dolt? Talk about Master Bait and Switch!
Wow!!! The most honest Chrissy post ever!
:whatQuote:
These three photos were taken tonight, just 30 minutes apart from each other. 📷
I took the first photo myself, immediately after I lost a lot of people's YEARLY income in only 10 minutes.
My waitress took the other two photos just 30 minutes later, as I decided to celebrate.🍸
So, why in the hell am I celebrating after losing thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars.....🤔
I'm celebrating because I'm finally going to listen to God.✅️
He gave me a dream 5 years ago that I was going to make MILLIONS OF DOLLARS betting on sports.⚾️🏒
It takes me a while to listen..... SMH.😭
Four years ago, I ignored the dream of betting on sports, and instead, decided to start playing CRAPS.
That was dumb!
I lost thousands and thousands of dollars playing Craps.😭
So, I decided to start playing Blackjack instead.
That was dumb!
I lost thousands and thousands of dollars playing Blackjack.😭
So, I decided to start playing Baccarat.
That was dumb!
I lost thousands and thousands of dollars playing Baccarat.😭
So, I decided to start playing Roulette.
That was dumb!
I lost thousands and thousands of dollars playing Roulette.😭
Ok God, I'm sorry.....
I started to bet on sports...... FINALLY.
I've been making A LOT of money betting on sports.
I told my wife that I was going to be done playing table games FOREVER and only bet on sports from here on out.
Well.....
Tonight, I went to the Casino and played Baccarat.
I didn't honor my word.😭
It cost me..... A LOT.
So.....
I have FINALLY decided that God was trying to get my attention five years ago with the dream he gave me.
I'm now going to devote myself 100% to only betting on sports.
I'm the GOAT at sports betting.
I win every single week.
So, that's why I'm celebrating!🍸
I got an epiphany tonight.
I'm finally going to listen to God.
It only cost me close to a million dollars in losses for me to wake up, but.....
It's better late than never right?
So, here's to "ME" for my amazing future as the world's greatest sports bettor.💰💵💰💵
Goat Life Baby.🐐
https://www.facebook.com/christopher...STEDqRdN4XcXFl
Chrissy basically admitting that every single claim of making millions of dollars gambling was a COMPLETE LIE, but now he's "woken up" and will only bet sports!
I actually think it's possible he lost high 6 figures gambling since 2019. If he netted close to $1,000,000 scamming and is still broke, that is hilarious and sad.
Trying to figure out who gets the award for worst marketer of 2023.
Bud Light or Chrissy??
In what world does he see this “admission” as a good thing for his business?
Appears the Betonline money was drying up once YouTube was removed. And how many followers are left paying the dime a month? The group seemed Asian heavy and they don’t seem to be big sports bettors, they love the table games.
And will there be anymore Mastermind events? Doing what, sitting in the sports book? Also wondering how Birdbrain is feeling this morning? As for the morons agreeing with him this morning, there is no help for someone that stupid not to see what is going on and how he fucked them over and over.
This is going to get interesting in next few days and weeks, folks. And take pride in knowing we all contributed to this breakdown on his end!
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Originally Posted by The Boz
Lol at him hosting his Chum's Club meetings in the Sports book. I purposely AVOID watching Big games there unless I have NO other choice because of all the drunk wannabe die hard fans hootin and hollerin after EVERY play! I've seen at least a dozen fights and shouting wars among the knuckleheads there.
Imagine Kyle Prescott Esq. holding court there?
Chrissy - "Folks, you have to ENVISION the team winning and then it will MANIFES...."
Drunk #1 "HEY BALDY, SIT DOWN & STFU!"
Chrissy - "Don't yell at me like my daddy did, I'm the GOAT and you're just a jealous, dead broke douchebag hater!"
Drunk #2 "Shut the fuck up you Midget, your bald ass head is causing a Glare on the Screens!"
Chrissy - "Hurr hurr, you're just jealous of my success! I make Thousands and Thousands while you watch the stupid box! *****CROWD ERUPTS**** Oh shit, what'd I miss??"
Vy Dang - "Ohh hah hah, Coach Chrissy, you miss da big play! I thawt you tell us bet Big and Marty Gale... Why We Lose AGAIN?!??!
Chrissy - "You don't have the right mindset Vy, that's why you're broke and will always Be broke! See you need to rent multiple homes a year and down grade cars like me. Then you sit in the bleachers twice a year and say you have Season tickets. THAT's the Life of a millionaire using his father-in-law's credit... folks!"
Vy Dang - "Ohhh velly good velly good, I pay you again now? Oh we do sucky sucky on Sam again???"
DRUNKS #1 annnnnd #2 "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP already you dumb fucks!! You're bet slip says you lost $113.67!"
Heh, wouldn't shock me if Little Kyle lost again on Dallas, Carolina (nice win Rivers) annnnnnd the Oilers! He probably likes the Oilers because that was his job title on the Sharpshooter Studios set.Quote:
TheRivers: The mastermind will involve Chrissy explaining why they should all bet on the Minnesota Wild….because they have really cool looking jerseys (and let’s face it…they really do).
Director"Okay Anal Oilers Kyle and Darren ready, start lubing the College Swim Team and get wayyyyy up in there, don't be shy!"
lol the midget is a mess today, after his big losses.... It's all falling apart... He's depressed. and soon to be homeless... YouTube was the crushing blow.
Just when we think Chrissy the Self-Contradicting Elf has reached the bedrock bottom of stupidity, he pulls out the drill of delusion and lowers himself another 20 feet. Can't stop watching this train wreck.
His latest post. Yacking about your crappy employer that will let you go.
I used to work for Uber.
Now I make thousands of dollars on Sports Betting.
He does not mention casino games.
He claims yesteday was another great day betting on sports.
Where are the tickets you liar?
Fake stacks agains?
I just sent this comment to Stew Segura on his FB page.
This morning, Stew gave Chrissy a "Love" emoji on one of his posts.
He deleted my post to him within 10 seconds of me sending it and blocked me too. lol
Is The Bloat paying these people for their undying support?
Maybe he was so embarrased that he nuked the post before anyone could read it?
I was just thinking about Chrissy swearing off baccy and roulette.
He will not be able walk through the casino and get to the sports book
without thinking about playing his favorite casino games.
Compare him to a drug addict who has to walk by the coffee table at home
and see his wife snorting some coke every morning before leaving for work.
How long could he turn his head and and not succumb to his cravings?
Same thing for The Bloat and his gambling addiction.
His body will start twitching the minute he sees a hand of baraccat being dealt
or hear the sound of the ball spinning on the track and plopping into a slot.
He will be lucky if he can place his sports bets today and go home
without stopping for a quick session of his favorite casino games or those dreaded slot machines.
I hope Chrissy is trolling PFA right about now.
About a month ago, Stew Segura mentioned CM as the only person he knows who beats the casinos' on a regular basis (even though he's never seen CM gamble in person) and he even calls CM a gambling "unicorn".
I left a comment on that post 2 weeks ago as "The Bookie Killer" but I don't know if Stew Segura has even seen the comment, because it's still up.
Theres some life in Chrissy's God told me sports betting post:
Someone suggested Chrissy should give away a free tip a day, and a paid tip.
Chrissy asked how much for the paid tip
Dude replied maybe $5
Chrissy then moans about not wanting to deal with broke douce bag haters.
I seem to recall Chrissy claiming God sent him to the casinos to demonstrate how to be a winning gambler, and some nonsense that was going to somehow help God.
This too would seem to be an easy solution.
Also, expect a "Hurr hurr I said table games, big G loves when I play the slots, hurr hurr"
O and assumedly he wont need the services of a videographer any more:
"Scene 1, chrissy wakes up, reads his emails from the tipsters he pays, writes down all their tips, spends 2 minutes trying to figure out the best tips"
"Scene 2, chrissy goes to the casino and makes all his picks"
"Scene 3, Chrissy fumbles his line and says he bet $25k when he only bet $2500"
Great job guys.
In the picture below Chrissy puts an "old" Hundred dollar bill on top of a stack of fake bills. This isn't by pure randomness, folks. There is a specific reason he did this.
I would estimate that approximately 1 in 50 Hundreds in circulation is an "old" generation hundred. If you get a $10k bundle (100 bills) on average you will get about 2 old hundreds. There clearly a different color, different design, no blue strip.
If he has a stack of 200-300 hundreds, what are the odds there would be an old hundred on top? VERY SLIM. Even if the bill happened to be on top of the stack, most people would remove it. We have proven countless times that he has put a real bill on top of a stack of fake bills.
In 2 previous post, the most recent being money spread out on the table, and a bundle in each hand, I mentioned that you can clearly see a DIFFERENCE IN COLOR between all the bills in the stack and the single bill on top. The top bill obviously being the real hundred and the rest of the stack being fake bills. The greenish color of his fake bills is very apparent when next to a real bill for direct comparison.
Below are 2 pictures. The first picture is in his vehicle with a stack of fake bills, with one single real "old" style hundred on the top of the stack. The second picture was his stack of fake hundreds with a real modern hundred on top. The fake bills almost have a turquoise color to them.
Since he got his Ass busted last time, by putting a real modern hundred on a stack of fake hundreds, this time, he put an "old" style 100 and it looks utterly rediculous!
Since he lost his Ass last night, and everything is crashing down, his stupidity is at an all time high!
Here is more proof that the stack of bills in the vehicle are absolutely fake.
First, I apologize, I am using a burner phone as I am giving Trent Law another text. On this phone it has limited editing capabilities for photos. I'm not sure how I can draw and write on the picture, so I will just have to explain it.
The picture below is in his vehicle. The ink is printed on the "greenish" color paper. With real bills the ink lines are extremely straight crisp. Take a look at the bill in the picture below. There is about a quarter of an inch of paper, then there should be a straight line the runs the length of the bill (top border). The line does run the length of the bill, but as you can clearly see, the line of ink is extremely JAGGED and BLEEDS off to where the ink should not be. It reminds me of a heart monitor machine with the jagged lines lol.
If you have a Hundred, take a look at the printed ink and how straight and crisp the line (top border) is.
They are obviously using low quality printers to manufacture these fake bills. No real bills are going to have jagged lines. If this was the case with real 100's, you would see the same mistake in every bill that is printed on that machine.
You may have to zoom in on the picture.
And how it should look...
Nice perfect straight edge above Franklin's head. Now look at Chrissy's. Such an embarrassment.
as ZD mentioned earlier n the previous page about the $5 sport pick and a free one, i wrote to this knucklehead Jordan and explained how Krissy is a scammer and not a very good one at that, and has ruined many lives, i suggested to him to not give Krissy any "bright ideas " .... he never responded , i also tried to message the other douche bag steven cali, but after i typed it all out and pressed enter, it alerted me that steven can't receive messages from people he is not friends with on FB.... come on FB , why didn't you tell me that before hand and wasted my time lol !!???����
anyways you watch, after Krissy bankrupts this months of these elite cum chums of the month , ol Krissy boy toy will be selling daily sports picks for around $5.....
edit: oops pics are in wrong order, sorry....
Does anyone have April Hill's number?
Or any other current confirmed Chum?
I am in the mood to fire off some text.
Trent Law went quite as well. It's strange, I ask him about a week ago if he was "ready for me to get all his money back yet?" Also it was from a new burner number as I lost the old one, but I did notify him who I was. A lot of people read this forum, so I'm sure he has got a lot of shit from various people lol.
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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Give these a try, may be working, but could be fun to try!
Some more I had saved, first is Easy to Scam Sam!
And retard rich Hudson!
And here’s a working number for Zach. He definitely responds if you ask him about life insurance, so maybe start the convo with that and after a while move up to Chrissy gambling trips?
Zach Jones - 479-340-4958
I am out of reps for today.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Just letting you know that I sent April a FB message on Messenger this morning.
The message was not antagonizing whatsoever.
I gave her the names of two reputable sports handicappers that charge $100.00 per month.
I suggested that she would be saving $900.00 per month and could use that money to bet with.
She has not replied and I do not expect her to.
zealanddonk: Shoutout to Zach (still trusting the process)
LOL, now that's funny bro !! :)
Dumbass actually has a Vimeo channel with a vid from about a year ago selling the $99/month membership. Randomly found this looking at the Biz Bros comments.
Florida Ceiling windows, for the win!
https://vimeo.com/684054174
Chrissy not thinking too hard was asked what the cost for his service is in his "God told me hurr hurr" thread.
Supposedly $50 a day, or $500 a month.
Unclear if this is a chums club membership, or if it is something separate.
No mention what the refund policy is either (hurr hurr).
I love how he claims he's charging so much for his losing picks because he's providing a "PREMIUM SERVICE".
Straight out of the sports tout scam book. Charge way too much for your useless picks, and claim it's because they are way too good to give away cheap.
I still love how Chrissy can't control himself when he's losing and occasionally spouts off some truth about what a losing degenerate gambler he is. For a guy otherwise talented at marketing to complete simpletons, he simply cannot help but shoot his own scam in the foot.
Remember last year when he claimed he lost $270k gambling in the casinos in 2022? At the time I believed it to be true, and I still do. This would track with him losing high six figures over 3 years.
I have a feeling that a large percentage of his fights with Stacy are about his problem gambling and repeatedly chunking off the family's bankroll. That's why so many of these loser stories involve what he "promised Stacy" in the aftermath.
Looks like Chrissy is cutting his elite chum's monthly fee to $500.00 per month or $50.00 per day.
This is his desperate attempt to salvage the few members
that he still has, plus hoping to snag some new chums.
I still think he is swirling down his toilet that Bubs was sitting on the other day.
He must really be broke if he is willing to accept daily chums for fifty bucks.
Recruiting new people to sign up for an unproven and unknown sports handicapper will not be easy, if next to impossible.
Wait a minute, he has not revised his price on his website.
I think that Patrick Harper is a real person.
He posted this on The Bloat's FB page.
This is is Patrick
I posted on his FB page but his last post was on April 5th.
Let's see if he replies.
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Originally Posted by PickleballLooks like Chrissy is cutting his elite chum's monthly fee to $500.00 per month or $50.00 per day.
This is his desperate attempt to salvage the few members
that he still has, plus hoping to snag some new chums.
I still think he is swirling down his toilet that Bubs was sitting on the other day.
He must really be broke if he is willing to accept daily chums for fifty bucks.
Recruiting new people to sign up for an unproven and unknown sports handicapper will not be easy, if next to impossible.
Wait a minute, he has not revised his price on his website.
I think Chrissy's response to Jordan of "$50/day or $500/month" would be for just his sports picks. I think Jordan gave him an instant idea by asking how much for daily picks and Chrissy just ran with it.
If Chrissy was a man, he would stop running his mouth and use a "monitoring service". This service verifies your wins and losses. You submit your picks prior to the games start time. Once the game starts it shows your picks publicly. It keeps a public record of your wins and losses. They even rank the folks who submit picks in order by units won or winning percentage. Next to your name you can even sell your picks. It doesn't get any better than this, for a real +EV gambler.
Chrissy Bottoms, if your even as half as good as your lying mouth claims, sign up and have your picks verified.
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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Given he's sworn off table games (or Complete lie!) theres not a lot of value in his chums' club.
Theres only so many trips to the sportsbook to watch him place bets, or "retrain your brain" sessions he can have before people realise its a waste of money.
Also, not sure what his lol monthly contest winner lol will be getting, other than disappointed.
That monitoring service sounds like something Chrissy should use, but wont.
Outta reps. But who wouldn’t pay $999 a month to learn how to eat like a depressed high school virgin? I mean while most of us dead broke haters were out getting shit faced and hooking up with women on Friday night. Fatso Chrissy was eating turtle cake and mashed potatoes with extra gravy while begging his waitress to photo him because he has no friends! The chums can now learn this great skill of lonely losers that photo their $40 comped meal to post on FB for 29 people to see!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Given he's sworn off table games (or Complete lie!) theres not a lot of value in his chums' club.
Theres only so many trips to the sportsbook to watch him place bets, or "retrain your brain" sessions he can have before people realise its a waste of money.
Also, not sure what his lol monthly contest winner lol will be getting, other than disappointed.
That monitoring service sounds like something Chrissy should use, but wont.
That’s million dollar advice right there! “How to Post Food Porn for 29 Idiots on Facebook”… folks you too can learn to pose for these photos, from Colt Studio’s least favorite Poser of All Time!
However, he may want to hire someone better at this Photoshop to make those millionaire book covers!
This face crop job is so bad and Chrissy is too stupid and broke to hire a new quality photo editor! I wonder if that videographer position is still being offered? Probably as much interest as his offer to let you shadow him for a year for ONLY 60K! All up front of course because nothing says “honest business” like demanding a year’s payment up front!
I have some very good news. Unfortunately I can't really share it until tomorrow, in case Christopher reads these forums.
If he wants to appear successful, he may want wear a suit that doesn’t look like it was bought at Men’s Warehouse. Ever heard of Armani, Kyle?Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorHowever, he may want to hire someone better at this Photoshop to make those millionaire book covers!
His posts are hilarious. I love the idea that if he sold picks for $5 he could never keep up with demand. And the guy saying $5 for first 100 and $10 for first 250. This dude appears to have maybe a half dozen to a dozen people on the hook at any given time. Like this appeals to the 1 in 100,000 true full blood suckers who would also believe Nigerian prince with millions stuck emails. I just giggled reading he’d never be able to keep up with the demand. $5 or $50 or $500, it’s going to be the same truly unique select group of morons. I mean I wouldn’t charge $5 either if I was him because he has a dozen idiots paying him either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Welcome to the thread and great post!Quote:
Originally Posted by BCRHis posts are hilarious. I love the idea that if he sold picks for $5 he could never keep up with demand. And the guy saying $5 for first 100 and $10 for first 250. This dude appears to have maybe a half dozen to a dozen people on the hook at any given time. Like this appeals to the 1 in 100,000 true full blood suckers who would also believe Nigerian prince with millions stuck emails. I just giggled reading he’d never be able to keep up with the demand. $5 or $50 or $500, it’s going to be the same truly unique select group of morons. I mean I wouldn’t charge $5 either if I was him because he has a dozen idiots paying him either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
One thing about Chrissy, it's ALL ABOUT CONTROL with him! He has to control comments, videos, pics, appearances and most of all results! If he started selling $5-$10 picks to random saps, there's no way he could control them from blabbing the results, good or bad. Look at Brandon, a perfectly willing and culpable stooge. But something wrong with his brain that causes him to blurt out things like losses and conflicts that Chrissy didn't want leaked. It's the same reason he abandoned the $750 PDF scheme so quickly, too many people like Rick Lee and Bleached Blonde Military dude were posting videos and comments about how they lost using the PDF strategy.
However, inside his Elite Super Duper Masturbator Mind Group, he controls EVERYTHING! First by making them sign a bogus NDA agreement, which they THINK gives him the power to sue them and kick them out the group, but really is as useless as a speech to text app for NVB's 1st cell phone!
I'm sure you can see he deletes even the slightest of challenging questions or comments, because it will stir up the rubes to think that way. He is absolutely paranoid that his 8-10 remaining suckers will get wise and bail out, like the dozen or so before them. He HATES that we have gotten in their ear and does anything he can to keep them under his thumb, even if it means THREATENING them with exposing their losses or other personal details they may have confided in him for (Like Sam's divorce settlement)
It must be REALLY sad to be one of them, having to fake success and HOPE that one day this buffoon's lies will pan out. When all along you know everyone that warned you was right and you have no choice but to see this through to the end!
They can always be like TJ Etchevery and do HVAC installation and repair for $600 a week, no way THAT would EVER get ruined by scammers...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_FMXc7F_bM
It has been over 24 hours since Chrissy made his last FB Reel.
To recap, he was on his way to the casino to bet $25K on sports bets.
He has not posted since that Reel.
That most likely means that he lost once again.
His elite chums must either be broke or close to it.
It is looking like doomsville for Chrissy to receive another monthly payment from his chums for May 2023.
Maybe April Please Bang Me Hill, might fork over another grand from her hubby's bank account
or maybe she will call it quits?
Hey Chrissy, please enjoy the lovely scenery as you drive back to Ohio.
I am sure that Mr. Foster will be happy to put Stacy and Bubs up as long as you sleep in his garage.
I am anxious to hear what Christopher Jr. aka Bubs is going to reveal tomorrow about
our obese friend Chrissy The Bloat Mitchell.