The first rule of Chrissy Club is "Never ask questions!!!!!!!!"
Even the dumbest of chums must be getting a bit suspicious at this point, esp with all the former members being ex-communicated.
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So many redonkolous FB posts from Chrissy in 1 day and LOL at Chrissy again getting busted for lying [emoji1781] about being filmed by some "random fan"
All the big boy $25-100 bets causing the hair on Chrissys Bald Head to stand up [emoji1787]
Imagine being a casino employee having to deal this midget throw his disrespectful toddler tantrums after the Martingale & Mitchellgay go bust again & again, any casino Chrissy has to be the BIGGEST buffoon that walks into the establishment [emoji15] unless Mike Malone TV shows up before Chrissy lol
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Folks,
Once again, please do not post pictures of people's kids here, even if they are kids of the chums supporting Chrissy.
The only exception to this rule involves Bubs, since Chrissy is utilizing him as a major character in his scam, and thus his images/videos are widely circulated anyway.
Thank you.
And the Rays go DOWN!
Hopefully Chrissy is encouraging his suckers to maximize the sign up bonuses with multiple online books to further their investment and to shop lines.
Yea, we know that isn’t happening. All about getting his 35%.
And the Bloat Loses again!!! Hahahahahahahaha!
Guesses on if the bet was more than the $500 he “won” last night???
Wonder how the Chums feels about $999 for those shit picks now, lol!!!
Dark Thought but I would NOT put it past the Colt Goat to toss Bubs off the balcony (ala Eric Clapton) and ride the wave of GoFundMe to his next scam. This guy (and his wife) are utter shit.
Looks like the baccarat video took place at Red Rock Casino.
Ceiling matches and the STN Sports advertisement on the wall in the 2nd photo is Station Casino's sports betting app (Red Rock is owned by Station Casinos).
Also, CM is wearing the same red hoodie outfit that day, unless he didn't change his clothes during the 2 day mastermind.
Look at this "Crazy one" who just so happens to be commenting on Chrissy's post AND friends with both Chrissy and Stacey-
It's the newest Elite chump - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008500453898
Likely friends with Vy Dang, Might be the missing link at the casino alongside Vy, She has the evil look of a degenerate gambler, perfect pickup for Chrissy..
Christopher Mitchell is a disgrace to human kind, he has no shame and it's to the point he deserves everything we can throw at him to embarrass him! Look Christopher either reads this forum/thread about him religiously or he has some chum minion fanboy screenshotting and relaying information updates on every post to him because he continues to be a puppet on strings reacting to everything and everytime he gets exposed here [emoji38]
No doubt his little midget toddler tantrums FB postings were in response to what's being posted & said about him here [emoji849] lmao
It never ends with the BLOAT although it's painfully obvious he's so close to being Dead Broke!!!
What is the next move people?? We have him so close to broke [emoji174] he simply is so addicted to gambling and proving us all on here wrong and that he actually has the money to Martingale & Mitchellgay with he's 1000% gonna go dead broke soon enuff lmao then we will see if Chrissy had to go back to Gay porn full time for[emoji383]
I think we should keep demanding Documentation Over Conversation from the Fentanyl junkie Christopher Mitchell
Looks like Adam and the Apex Assholes are still at the recruiting seminar scam!
Ya think Chrissy’s invite to this Gala event got lost in the mail?
Or was the quota for badly dressed, bald, fat guys already filled with Denim & Dress shirt dude??
Too bad Chrissy wasn’t allowed to speak again…
He could’ve dropped such gems as:
“The only way to get comfortable in front of the camera, is to get in front of the camera!”
Or “Folks, I just had the Biggest… the biggest win of my life proven by this hand written score card and No money to validate said winnings folks…”
And there’s the classic Colt-ism from Chrissy where he awoke “rock hard” to greet the day, stroking and squeezing his micro penis proclaiming “I wanna cum so bad… I’m so full of Cum!”
I may have found Chrissy's next scam idea... Exam Scams!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OGWg36i-Ao
"Folks folks, college is a SCAM! Cum and join Prescott University instead for only... $129! Just pass this certified, Super Duper Elite Masturbation exam proctored by ME!"
Here is a sample question:
1) If you produce 10 Big Loads per Minute and Sam Martinez swallows 99 percent of that load, how much Semen do you Produce in an Hour??
A) 4661 Loads of Einstein Light Bulb Semen
B) 56,000 Loads in the First Week of February Semen
C) $73,600 worth of Semen in the Month of February 2020
D) 9 Bird Brain Big Loads an Hour
Rockasilly: The new cast from the low budget Hangover sequel looks rough... oh wait no it is just CM and his mitchellgale lemmings!
:outright
Kyle is giving a lesson on how to stretch.
Stretching what exactly? I hope he doesn't mean his Tom Thumb wiener?
We had it all wrong. The Bloat said that he almost made $50,000.00 this week.
He said he placed a couple of bets that were bigger than a lot of people's yearly income.
I did not realize that most people's yearly income is under $100.00?
That the size of his non-high limit room bets right?
Maybe he was referring to the average salary in China.
What a basket case.
reaching further and further with his lies reveals the desperation is setting in. Get fucked faggot.
Chrissy looks like one of Santa's elves in those pics.
Hope the Colt Dolt didn’t Marty bet on the Rays today!?!
Another L for the Bloat! Which He would have to bet over $2200 just to hope to break even overall. Of course he somehow magically didn’t bet after a Loss yesterday?!? Just like he didn’t show the ticket that he took Under 9 runs in and that never got mentioned, like ALL his losses!
Druff, what’s your suggestion on the next steps to exposing Chrissy to both the suckers and the masses?
How much publicity is the correct level in your opinion for him?
Not only him, but also Colt Studio Star Kyle Prescott. Obviously some of the suckers are lost causes but is there a humorous factor to some of us seeing that name on TV in the stands? I “heard” there is going to be a sign in the near future in the front row on WWE Raw welcoming “Colt Studios Kyle Prescott “. Does it do anything to hurt his scam? Nope. But when he sees the pic here, it has to drive him crazy.
I would think messaging and texting the current saps like Trent Law, Dave Pruett, Hoa Le, Wil Arque, and Rich Hudson asking them if they lost on the Rays the last two days?
I wouldn't be shocked if Chrissy has them pool their bets so he can flash a Big bet ticket and then quietly gives them their cut behind the scenes. But now that he's clearly taken 2 or 3 big losses in the last two days, the Elite suckers must be getting nervous! The Colt Dolt led to them to back to back losing days for bets over $1100 and possibly over $2200 on Tampa.
The fact he's not showing ANY winning tickets or big stacks of chips shows he's losing his ass. But if the Chums are losing with him, now might be the time to message them non-stop asking "What happens if you lose ANOTHER big bet following Chrissy's advice? Can you afford to lose $4400, $8800 or more following this moron?"
It’s on them if they didn’t keep doubling on big favorites after 2-3-4-5 losses. And these stupid clowns look back and say he was right, and give him another $1000. Blaming themselves for not following the “goat”.
Obviously it’s coming to an end but with these idiots, who knows how long it will last?
Does these tips look like a recipe for success or disaster!?!? Christopher Mitchell is dangerous [emoji15]
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The Bloat got destroyed tonight with his sports bets.
He got lucky to win the Dodgers game tonight or his
Martingale from losing on them last night would have sunk him even deeper.
The Dodgers were losing 1-0 to the Cubs in the bottom of the 9th inning
and scored two runs to win 2-1.
We know he got crushed on the Rays the past two nights.
He couldn't lie and say he won his sports bets tonight because his chums must
have pooled their money and lost with him.
He even admits to having two vodkas to calm himself down.
What professional gambler does that?
None that I am aware of or if they did drink, they tapped out for good.
He claims that he got down ten grand playing in the casino and got $5,000 back.
I feel strongly that he did not get half of his losses back as he always lies.
Just wait until he goes back for Round 2.
This is a night he will remember as he will continue to lose.
It is only a matter of time before he goes broke.
The Bloat at his finest.
Vodka and a half gallon of ice cream
will continue to pack the weight on the pig.
Aaaand Chrissy with another nonsense post on FB:
Claims he lost the majority of his sports bets, so decided to go to the casino and go broke there too.
Good news, he ordered some alcohol, and sugar and hes feeling better.
Claims he almost out of the hole he got into from the casino, and got some money back from his sports bets.
So, what are the poor chums who only bet on his sports picks supposed to do?
Drinking and then quitting the chums club makes the most sense.
==edit== pipped by Pickleball.
Also, I wonder how losing $10k in an hour affects Chrissy's fantasy claim he wins $4000/hr ?
Ha! This guy gets it.
Nothing says winner like this look right here folks…
Imagine being the server working 5 days a week there and seeing this midget moron posing with his $20 meal and taking dozens of pictures grinning & mean mugging for the camera like a fake guru?
What must they be saying about this doofus in the kitchen?
“Hey look, the cheapskate bald idiot is back taking 25 pictures of his comped salad and mashed taters for the 27th time this week!”
Why no more $150 tips either? Clearly someone who claims to make 60k bets and win $4662 a day could spare a measly $150 for the wait staff to have put up with this nonsense? Guess that’s gone with the Burger King drive thru generosity and those Kings Ransom donations(cue fake Charity donation receipt post)!
And why no chips and cash stacks in the post either? I mean he made $5000 back right? Wouldn’t he be holding on to those chips to go and use his Baccy & Spinny(shoutout to ZD) strategies to double that up in 5 minutes folks? He could always do it online and claims to make $360 an hour and $5000 per day with those strategies, so why no showing us live footage of the Bloat doing it in real time? Could it be he’s full of shit!!?!? You decide folks!
It’s seems the Titanic is sinking and CM is grasping for a lifeline that can save him. The good news at least he is not recruiting people on YouTube anymore. I was also curious if anyone else thinks doing videos on CM on YouTube now is like beating a dead horse???
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At least he's saying his losses were 100% his fault.
No sportsbooks manipulating the outcome of professional baseball games...
No casino's cheating him by spinning Black when he bet Red...
I don't doubt that he actually lost money here, but maybe he's just trying to show the chums that he's responsible for his own losses, so THEY should be responsible for THEIR own losses, not him.
"Sure I lost 8 out of 10 sports picks, but if you bet $1,000 on each of the 2 winners and only $100 on the 8 losers, you'd still have made $1,200 profit!"
"And if you lost money at table games, you probably didn't follow my recipe for success 100% like a Sara Lee cheesecake."
Chrissy has an exciting new reel up on Facey or I assume its exciting because its has 9 whole likes after 2 hours.
Something about gambling at a casino.
Krissy the Gaylord Sissy is heading back to the casino today.... will we get an update today, like pictures of casino chips and the same 10-12k we always see ?? he also rambles on how he is the greatest sports bettor of all time .....
https://fb.watch/jYbtrO-ok_/
also noticed that someone made an account on FB called " christopher mitchell is a con man " and has been leaving laughing emojis on his posts and comments.... lol
Hear ye hear ye, the Dodgers lost today.
It is time for Chrissy to order his free FOUR vodka drinks at the Rivers Casino.
Afterall he claims that vodka calms him down.
It must be so painful to see your money fly away in a matter of hours and sometimes minutes.
Is The Bloat going to hold his Sunday, 2 hour online session for his elite members or has he abandoned his chums once again?
Maybe he will convert his elite monthly members to a sports betting only club?
Of course a new fee structure would be in order.
By the way, how are the remaining elite monthly members holding up?
How are they going to raise the $1,000.00 for the May membership fee?
Will it be their local pawn shop, or another quick loan?
Jumping ship is the best option for the remaining members.
Lick your wounds and move on.
Hey, Chris. Since you will be reading this forum, likely while you stuff your fat shiny, bald head with that 5lb mound of steaming shit, can you flash us with something more exciting than the standard 10-12k of chips and stack of fake $100s? I’m getting bored of seeing the same shit each day from you. How are you ever going to change my mind/life when all you do is post the same shit and expect a different result of suckers who will join your shit show? Didn’t you explain to us that’s the definition of insanity? I think Benjamin Franklin first said those words, if I’m not mistaken. SMH.
no chips, no stacks of fake cash, no betting slips....
Colt Life Baby....
Chrissy is about to bottom out. Let’s look at some of his recent disasters.
1. He pays for Business Bros Pod to interview him on a live You Tube broadcast. He had no clue that the creator would not delete all the negative comments.
2. He drops $21K on Georgia.
3. His YT Channel is terminated for the 3rd time. Shoutout to Dan Druff for making it happen.
4. Adam Lyons finds out that Chrissy has been exposed and can no longer invite him to speak at his live Scam fests.
5. He is stuck with an expensive rental apartment in Chicago.
6. Without his YT channel, he recreates himself as the greatest professional sports bettor in the world.
7. He pitches the sports guru angle to his elite chums and proclaims, “copy me bet for bet” for only $1,000.00 per month.
8. He may have not realized or didn’t care that when he has losing days betting sports, he can no longer lie because his chums lost too.
9. He has a disastrous week betting sports and losing playing Baccarat and roulette.
10. He claims he will bet 5 times more on game 2 than what he lost on the Bucks in game one vs the Heat. He is no longer Martingaling his losses. He is on tilt. He wants his losses back in one game or lose his entire bankroll We know how that mindset usually works out.
11. Chrissy announces that he bought court side seats for Game 2 in Milwaukee for Stacy, Bubs and himself. Court side means on the floor. That is not about to happen as two court side seats are selling on Stub Hub for around $9,000.00.
12. Shoutout to BedWetterBettor for suggesting that Chrissy will run to the Potawatomi casino in Milwaukee, being the degenerate gambler that he is.
@1dollarboxcar - No he did not mention that he would bet on the Dodgers today. He won on them yesterday after having to come back in the bottom of the 9th inning by scoring 2 runs and winning 2-1.
Chrissy betting on the Dodgers today was an assumption on my part. He normally rides with a team when they are winning.
The Dodgers are one of his favorite teams.
Especially when he bets on them and their opponent is the Chicago Cubs.
If he did bet on the Dodger today, he had to lay -215 on the money line.
Anyone besides me, think that Chrissy bet the Astros in the late game?
That is what degenerates do after a terrible day.
They want to get all their money back on the last game of the day.
The Astros were playing the Rangers in the late MLB game tonight.
Chrissy loves the Astros just like he loves the Dodgers and the Rays.
It would be the perfect ending to a tragic day for Chrissy; since the Astros lost 9-1 to the Rangers.
We can only hope that he bet the Stros.
There will be no pictures of his tickets ever shown again before the game is final.
Annnnd another douchebag. Looks like they all shop at the same art gallery and fine cupholder furniture store.