Thats the comment: I hadnt seen the follow up which is why Chrissy got pissy, only Stacey's reply.
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Dumb dumb makes a video of himself sitting in traffic begging for people to pay him and join the elite chums club. He definitely lost those sports bets he claimed were 60K and 20K. Probably bets of 6K and 2K.
And he slipped up again showing the Chevy Tahoe is red like this one leased last month at Currie motors!
He even screwed up and showed his inspection sticker set to expire next year. In Illinois you have to get the inspection renewed every Two years, so that sticker was put on last year by the dealership!
The GOAT (Gayest Of All Time) once had a website www.saynotosteroids.com back in the day, you can't make this shit up people lol I don't think the lying Roid Gay Midget is even possible of telling the truth ever
Thanks to Kyle Prescott for finding the JustSayNoToSteroids website!
This is Christopher Mitchell in his own words stating that he has never and will never (NEVER!) use steroids.
Seems also that steroids are a part of why CM and his brother "Andy" aren't super close since they had loud yelling confrontations over them.
All this steroid talk reminded me of Chris Benoit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_...er_and_suicide
"It was later alleged that Daniel had fragile X syndrome and that this was the cause of domestic problems in the Benoit family.[14] It was also suggested that needle marks on Daniel's arms were the result of growth hormones given to him because Benoit and his family considered him undersized due to fragile X."
Run NVB, run!
Chrissy is always shitting on & taking cheap shots at his brother Andrew "Drew" Mitchell, I would love to know Drews true thoughts about Chrissy 🥸 he does like & comment on Chrissys stupid FB shenanigans but youd think he has to know Chrissy is a scamming degenerate lying loser...
Money pile looking VERY minuscule today, makes sense as the Lease payment for the Tahoe goes out today and the BOL affiliate money doesn’t hit until tomorrow!
Not even 2 grand in cash for the Bloat? Chrissy better whip out the prop money again!
However , last time he whipped something out it lasted less than a minute… man!?!
Did God speak to you here Kyle? Were you talking to the man upstairs when you asked “You ready? You READY?!?!? Hahhh?!?!
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Phantom Limb: His engagement is as tiny as his pecker now
Even Stacy doesn’t give out her number to the she male rubes in the elite suckers group!
He must have read this and posted his ONE winning ticket! He bet on the heavily favored Tampa team against the Red Sox at some insanely bad odds around -230(Lol)Quote:
RMS9: Not one of those tickets is valid. He hides the dates because he’s repurposing old tickets day in, day out. He placed ZERO new sports bets because he’s limited on funds.
But one thing I noticed on his earlier post with less than 2K in cash spread over the other tickets is he bet the Under in another bet slip! Under 9 runs in fact! Being that neither game played already had that, he likely LOST on that bet or will lose today should he be a man and not a little pussy and show all the tickets in full!
And once again, The Bloat chastises James Hermanson, of the few who is allowed to comment on his FB page. Well probably not again, as he politely challenged Chrissy with a logic question and will get blocked for it.
Hey Chrissy, if you read this, you just keep betting the teams that are prohibitive favorites and see how that works out for you by the All Star break. LOSER!
Folks, Chrissy is going to lose his ass betting baseball. People say you "can't win" at baseball. Not true. But Chrissy definitely can't, just laying money on all these huge favorites.
My suggestion to Chrissy is to start buying picks again. It's the only way he has a shot.
Great catch with that under ticket! Surprised Chrissy bet an under at all!
Agree with Druff, that The Bloat's only hope for eeking out a winning season, would be to buy his picks from a reputable handicapping service.
The Bloat just might suffer a loss tonight if he bets on the Boston Bruins at -300. Bovada one of the worst books there is for gouging their customers, have the Bruins favored at -330.
If the sports books didn't think that The Canadians had a chance to win the game, they would simply take the "game off the board".
Tonight's game means nothing for the Bruins, other than expanding their record season for most wins. They already have broken the record as it stands now.
The Bruins starters will be sitting on the bench tonight. They can still win the game but I would not wager $300 to win $100.00 even if they brought back the Great One, Wayne Douglas Gretzky!
Of course, The Bloat will probably bet the Bruins on the Money Line @ -300.
He probably meant BOB told him to be a Baccy player! God just compelled him to pick Banker over Player. When he lost 9 in a row with Rick Lee in Biloxi, it was that pesky Satan whom he forgot to rebuke with Reverend Rick that day!Quote:
TheRivers: Didn’t he say that God told him to become a good Baccarat player
Speaking of Reverends, the new patchy bearded, disheveled lookin Rev. Zachery Jim Jones is now recruiting for his life insurance pyramid schemes!
He’s even turned old Kevin Blumpkin from a snaggle-toothed doofus to lookin like a Super Troopers reject!
Meow long until Brandon & Pene join the new Elite Insurance Chums of American Life Insurance?
So Chrissy the dipshit is Martingaling his losing sports bets, well atleast he was to begin with, But why is his greedy sole involved with so many picks that he's betting on now?
I think its obvious he's had a massive loss or two, and hes trying to gain back on that loss.. But we know how this will end up hurr hurr,
The beef jerky is only showing us a fraction of his winning tickets that go in, you know the boaster would show off ALL his winning tickets cause that's Chrissy to a tee... He's now a professional sports better folks, ditched the professional gambler status in the recent video, and his picks are coming direct from other sources / subscriptions he has available at his disposal, like reselling bogus insurance skams (hi andrew, asl pls?)
As noted by a few elites on this forum, sports betting is a hard game to stay on top of, and some here do it for fun but... it's hard to make a living off it, understandable...
What's annoying is, Chrissy has never been involved in or even liked sports of any kind.... Nor has any prior experience with selecting or choosing winners, It's without a doubt his picks are sourced, he knows sweet fark all!
Im a pro sports better, this must infuriate those who do it for fun or as a casual side hustle, Cause they know its a grind!
And all Chrissy does is instruct his chums to follow his picks and double / mitchellgale on a loss to recoup those losses, that's it... But at $1k a month, not sure many chums are left or still have the money to do so... food for thought!
Only people paying Christopher Mitchell's for anything right now are the most desperate deplorable degenerate lonely loser reject divorced in denial dumb stupid retarded morons idiots donkey fanboys [emoji849] Chrissy knows nothing about sports, betting or gambling and is stealing Midget Vegas Daves GOAT gimmick lol
Stacy you look like gross disgusting dogshit on the ground that no one will pick up, just remember Stacy you abandoned your Daughter Reese for this Gay Fag Christopher Mitchell and your daughter is now of the age that she is getting messaged the links to this forum/thread and gay porn pics of your "Husband", when are you gonna just gonna call it quits and leave for good Stacy!?!?
For fucks sakes Stacy your Wierdo husband Chrissy the Sissy got caught watching X-rated Gay porn in front your your 8yr old daughter and her friends!!! WTF!!!
April Hill your are fucked! I hope your Husband got messaged & called about who your ran away to Vegas with lmao [emoji1787] seriously wtf is wrong with some of these people they are mentally deranged to be hanging around Christopher Mitchell's Gay ass lmao
Christopher Mitchell's I wanna see you in Vegas and I promise you I will knock you the fuck out cold [emoji3063] [emoji817] and it will all be recorded while I stomp on your unconscious bald head!!! I will then take lil BIG Man Bubbs and raise him as my Son! F U Christopher Mitchell's!! F u Stacy you abused wife only good for getting the groceries!
I've been trying to call your Father Stacy to talk hopefully he calls back!
Not to mention YTSE KD the Michael Morgangster Killa is literally stalking trying to end Chrissy & Stacys life's lol
Happy 3rd anniversary of this wonderful thread! Great job guys, this is the year that the BLOAT will finally be forced to drive for Uber again or even better, be thrown in the slammer.
The Bloat posted this one hour ago.
No posts about him-printing money last night. That means he lost his ass at the casino and the sports book.
Here is what he posted.
Bubs taking a dump on the toilet!
Father like son. One big turd.
I guess Stacy doesn’t make him happy because she
wouldn’t sit on the toilet and have her picture taken.
Note the millionaire’s Target purchased
waste basket by the toilet.
Guess this is better than NVB potty training in the middle of the living room like he did in their Frisco rental!
Like Scammer like Son!
Chrissy was potty trained like this!
Krissy had to cover up little Bubs " ding a linger " so the whole world wouldn't realize that the Baby Goats is bigger than the Billy Goats....
Okay this one is laughable:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...00040993932986
1. Chrissy doing the dramatic rubbing of the cards and the slow peel…ya know, all the things he always criticizes the “crazy stupid Asians” for doing
2. He says he won “3 bets in one” so that means he has to be playing the “sucker side bets”
3. Does he really think anyone is believing that some random person fielded him and then sent him the video so he can post it? He got questioned on this in the comments and multiple people including Chrissy blasted the guy for asking the question.
4. Clearly not playing in a high limit room. Would a guy who makes 100K per month really be reacting like that for winning a bet at those stakes?
Our boy is back at rivers
When did it become ok to post children’s photos in a forum full of men?
Fucking weirdo post you’re kids.
Ohh we know, and he’s not alone! Someone VERY familiar looking is watching behind him and a random lady is filming him and somehow able to get his phone number to send him the video?
He acts like a 5 year old opening Christmas presents and getting clothes instead of toys! Lol, he even starts running around like an idiot when he draws to an 8 on Player. He says “Hurr hurr would’ve won all 3 bets with 8 over 6!”
But he wouldn’t win the dragon side bet as that’s a 4 point spread minimum and he clearly only has 1 bet placed for maybe $500 put there. Possibly a 5k chip, maybe Degen can get a photo of his entire chip stack to verify?? This pic only shows 1 orange and maybe 8 black for a total of under 2K!
Was is he at a different casino last night than he was the other day?
Look at the difference in the chip's markings.
Can you imagine being a baccarat dealer and having to deal with this asshole?
The Bloat is out of his freeking mind.
We all know that he is a degenerate gambler but his behavior qualifies him as a complete raving lunatic!
If he acts like that after winning a hand,
can you imagine how crazed he must be when losing a couple of hands in row?
I agree that his video was staged.
Edited after reading BWB's post. I thought those were $25.00 green chips for a total of $100.00 bet but maybe they are another denomination?
Maybe the casinos are banking on him losing 5 or 6 Martingales,
so it would be worth it to the casino to fly him out to Las Vegas?
so here's a guy that has been in Krissy's comments lately, it truly is a cult.... just listen to him in a live FB video he did.... ( if you can )
Sio Junior Tevaga (Junior Tevaga)
profile: https://www.facebook.com/stevaga
video: https://fb.watch/jVpDSzQG5t/
Solar Man just doesn't get it, and it sounds like Krissy the Sissy is gonna take TamPon Gay Rays again tonight..../
i wrote to the James Conrad Hermanson dude to warn him of Krissy, see if he responds.... i also wrote to some people that are allowed to comment on Krissy's FB to warn them a few days ago, but no one responded.....
Not that this needs any further elaboration, but just to confirm Chrissy is an idiot who stages everything like a Moron!
The random “stranger” has a whopping bet of 1 chip as well with some side bets to boot, if it was a big denom then he/she would be more worried about filming the cards then focusing on on the Bloat. But in the footage he is only focused on the facial expressions of Chrissy and his antics!
The camera person also exposes that those yellow colored chips are likely $1 chips stacked on a side bet to equal the $5 minimum!
Never shows the cards in play or them being flipped over mid draw, like a real invested player would? Almost as if they were “coached” to only film Chrissy and not the cards, the chips or the dealer?
So yea, we’ve all deduced that this was staged and funny that the Queen of small sample size only ever shows footage of the 2 or 3 hands he won and not the 40 hands he certainly lost before and after!
He hasn’t shown that much emotion since his acting peak during this climax…
I've watched a lot of baccarat players (mostly Asian) in the casino and none of them has ever acted as goofy as CM in the "filmed by a stranger" video he posted today.
He demands that the dealer give him a Monkey (isn't that a side bet that only suckers play?).
He turns his cards over slower than a 90 year old Asian woman with arthritis in her hands.
He crouches down on the floor and just peeks over the top of the table.
He flings a card at the dealer.
He jumps out of his chair and dances excitedly around the chair.
He loudly verbally exults in his win and even exclaims that he could have won even more. (Yeah, if I got 3 numbers on the Lotto right, I could have won more if the other 3 numbers matched too..... so fucking what? So could everyone else!)
Sure the video was staged, but I don't think that CM faked how he acted or his excitement level.
The way CM acts here just tells me that he's a degenerate and totally emotionally committed to his gambling.
Does anyone think that CM was thinking about NVB or his beautiful wife Stacy while he was playing baccarat? No, I don't think so.
And Chrissy with another FB fantasy post, including "and everyone clapped" and "I ordered the casino to feed me".
Oddly he has a cocktail despite claims only weeks ago to his sainted mother that he doesnt drink.
About the only thing that makes it interesting is he seems to changed hoodies between his posts at the casino, which makes little sense.
Interesting thing I noticed…
In the food post that just went up Chrissy is wearing his red Boss hoodie…but in that short video that the “fan of greatness” took he is wearing his red Nike Las Vegas hoodie. Last time we saw him wear that thing was during the mastermind in Vegas
That’s right kids..that video was taken in Vegas by one of the chums. It was not taken at Rivers Casino by sone random fan who decided to text him the video.
Ding ding ding, a Winner is YOU!!!
My facial recognition software that I bought from Chrissy for 99 cents a month, after he used it in court against AHoosierA, has detected that it is 100% Vy Dang in “today’s” video!
Annnnnnnd here’s the proof, look at the jacket above and notice the shoulder strap on it, that Vy is sporting! Now look below!
Dang… you got Busted… Just Like Dat!!! Hahahahahahaha!!
Christopher Mitchell has now partially blocked access to those pesky questions about who exactly filmed his baccarat playing.
If in fact it was some random stranger (no, it was not) instead of some chum who pays him $1,000/month for gambling "coaching", then why hide these comments from the public?
These are the comments the general public and followers see on CM's post.
But if you're friends on FB with CM, you can still see the whole conversation.
So at least we know that CM didn't block James Conrad Hermanson, he just limited who can see the comments.
**Update: Even CM's FB friends are now blocked from seeing those comments and JCH may be blocked completely, but that is uncertain.