*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

pretty sure Bovada has a hotline to every event i bet where im about to hit a sizeable score to flip the boom switch on me. i play a lot of high variance parlays there and every time 4 games are in as winners and im waiting on the last one (one that usually is supposed to be an easy pick) something catastrophic happens. hit 4 games overnight where 2 were decent dogs and now the tennis match im waiting on the guy was not only up a set but up a break in the second set and has proceeded to lose 9 of the last 10 games to be down a break in the 3rd....when he ends up losing i really hope he dies of super aids

edit...post obv meant to reverse the game flow. got his shit together late in the 3rd to get the break back and eventually win so super aids cancelled....eat shit bovada. now on to pulling some Russian MHL hockey and some euro basketball winners for this morning

also live betting MBA Moscow as a big dog over samara who enetered the game as a 12 pt fav...currently +550 in-game and only down 1. lets hope they can pull this off at home

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edit...post obv meant to reverse the game flow. got his shit together late in the 3rd to get the break back and eventually win so super aids cancelled....eat shit bovada. now on to pulling some Russian MHL hockey and some euro basketball winners for this morning

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How much did the ticket pay out?

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edit...post obv meant to reverse the game flow. got his shit together late in the 3rd to get the break back and eventually win so super aids cancelled....eat shit bovada. now on to pulling some Russian MHL hockey and some euro basketball winners for this morning

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How much did the ticket pay out?

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just shy of 6k on a 250 bet....dont want to jinx it but MBA Moscow is now UP by 12 as 12pt dog and +550 in game with 4 mins left in the 3rd they are now -330 fav

ive been killing the live betting lately ive been taking dogs at home in game and also betting late games where team A is up by say 20 with a few mins left and taking the +21.5 since they dodnt give a shit and the only team trying is the team losing

anyone like the Bengals to win outright tonight??? lines been bet down from the opening 6-6.5 down to 4 with a +175 or +180 ML

cant believe Bovada is still giving me +6(-115) but has the ML set at a +4 number of +180....they are the worst. might just take the 6 there and shop around for best ML number

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anyone like the Bengals to win outright tonight??? lines been bet down from the opening 6-6.5 down to 4 with a +175 or +180 ML

cant believe Bovada is still giving me +6(-115) but has the ML set at a +4 number of +180....they are the worst. might just take the 6 there and shop around for best ML number

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LOL Line hasnt been bet down at all. Brown wont be playing in tonights game.. Get a clue.

U idiots want to get rich tonight take Over 43

Guy stuck his toe in some fat bitches pussy who i no at Pirmanti Bros on Tuesday. He's out with aids.. U heard it here first.

Also Jump on the Eagles now at +2/ML vs Rams. This shit may hit Eagles -2 by game day.

Great middle opps lol Elgallo I am Free Elgallo u pos cock lickers.

Druff I just fcked that scammer bitch in her ass. She told me her name was Kelly not Kate.

Anyway if she gets prego from anal sex cuz i leak a lot just ship our kid the scamatar and let BGC baptise the little bastard while that 60 yr old Jew watches and begs for a cuckhold.. All while splithis drinks all my vodka. Fck Cleveland bitches

MIXON AINT NO LOBSTERMAC UNDER 63.5. STEELERS D FTWWWWW

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anyone like the Bengals to win outright tonight??? lines been bet down from the opening 6-6.5 down to 4 with a +175 or +180 ML

cant believe Bovada is still giving me +6(-115) but has the ML set at a +4 number of +180....they are the worst. might just take the 6 there and shop around for best ML number

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LOL Line hasnt been bet down at all. Brown wont be playing in tonights game.. Get a clue.

U idiots want to get rich tonight take Over 43

Guy stuck his toe in some fat bitches pussy who i no at Pirmanti Bros on Tuesday. He's out with aids.. U heard it here first.

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Obv I meant moved down not bet down which I why I’m surprised Bovada still has +6...but thanks asshole for the providence winner sorry you pushed

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LOL Line hasnt been bet down at all. Brown wont be playing in tonights game.. Get a clue.

U idiots want to get rich tonight take Over 43

Guy stuck his toe in some fat bitches pussy who i no at Pirmanti Bros on Tuesday. He's out with aids.. U heard it here first.

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Obv I meant moved down not bet down which I why I’m surprised Bovada still has +6...but thanks asshole for the providence winner sorry you pushed

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I noticed Bovada kept lines at -6 when everyone moved off them over the weekend.. They did this with Ohio St and Eagles then they adjust later in the day.



If u r going to take Bengals make them pay. They r fcking thieves and I totally plan on blowing up that Indian Reservation Kahnawake once Katie gets out of jail.

These monkeys still owe me 12K and Im gonna kill One little 2 Little 3 Little Indians for not paying me.

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LOL Line hasnt been bet down at all. Brown wont be playing in tonights game.. Get a clue.

U idiots want to get rich tonight take Over 43

Guy stuck his toe in some fat bitches pussy who i no at Pirmanti Bros on Tuesday. He's out with aids.. U heard it here first.

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Obv I meant moved down not bet down which I why I’m surprised Bovada still has +6...but thanks asshole for the providence winner sorry you pushed

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Hey jagoff I won I gave the worst line so it doesn't look like Im bsing that line went off at 141.5 Calm down Freddy I'm rooting for ya. Also Druffs site is a jinx for me unless i bet him.

NBA

Phoenix +10.5

Perhaps more shortly

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NBA
Miami +10.5
Minnesota over 213 -115 (213.5 -110 ok)

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Another 1-1

Shocker

Is there such a thing as a breakeven slump?

Record now 56-32-1

Miami really sucks

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Ya there is certainly such thing as a breakeven slump if you are a crusher

I broke even my first 300 college bets this year and then the next 500 or 600 or so I went 63 %

NBA
Chicago +9 (you can get 9.5 on Bovada right now if you have a square account)

Memphis under 201

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Originally Posted by LobsterMac

MIXON AINT NO LOBSTERMAC UNDER 63.5. STEELERS D FTWWWWW

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JEWJEW HAS A JAMMED FINGER U4.5 -130. RUB THAT LOBSTERMAC ON YO TITIES

https://mobile.twitter.com/rayfitt1/...29704714932224

DO RECEPTIONS NOT YARDS WATCH THIS BACKFIRE AND I'M EATING KRAFT. ALWAYS BET AGAINST A JEWJEW WHO CANT COUNT

Phoenix looking like it is headed for a win

:outright

but don't want to claim any victory yet with such a bad team.


It also pained me to back Chicago against hot Cleveland, but I really think they're somehow covering.

Browns in. LOL thank Magic for this.
:fail

Hit Pittsburgh -4.5 tonight on a recommendation by "someone"

Edit: And the over

Well I misread the recommendation and it wasn't on the steelers, it was only on the over.

So now I feel stupid.

Guess I gotta go with it. At least if the over hits, I'm not out much no matter what.

Phoenix very likely to win my bet (and prob outright), Chicago out to bad start, Memphis under a toss-up.

Maybe one day I will stop betting against Cavs and a full-strength Warriors team because those have killed me this year.

I've done well betting against Warriors when Curry and/or Durant are out, though.

lol steelers

Amazingly, Chicago was getting blown out by 20 the whole game, but it came down to a missed trash time 3, as Chicago was down by 12, took a 3-point shot, and Cleveland would have held the ball for the rest of the game had it hit.

So coulda been a lucky tie there.

Phoenix won

:outright

... easily. That was my favorite of the picks, TBH. Was so close to NOT picking Chicago because Cleveland has been so hot (and Chicago is awful, and I hate counting on them to coveR) but I talked myself into it.

Memphis under will win if I can fade overtime in a 95-92 game with 10 secs left.

Edit: Memphis won. Faded a 3-pointer which would've taken it to OT and ruined my under.

So I guess the two missed 3s at the end of those 2 games cancelled each other out.

2-1 day, record now 58-33-2.

Too bad I wasted money on Pittsburgh because I misunderstood someone's last minute advice. Ugh. Hopefully at least over covers.

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MIXON AINT NO LOBSTERMAC UNDER 63.5. STEELERS D FTWWWWW

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GLASS HEAD MOTHER FUCKER. SFO. SHIP DAT LOBSTERMAC.

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Amazingly, Chicago was getting blown out by 20 the whole game, but it came down to a missed trash time 3, as Chicago was down by 12, took a 3-point shot, and Cleveland would have held the ball for the rest of the game had it hit.

So coulda been a lucky tie there.

Phoenix won

:outright

... easily. That was my favorite of the picks, TBH. Was so close to NOT picking Chicago because Cleveland has been so hot (and Chicago is awful, and I hate counting on them to coveR) but I talked myself into it.

Memphis under will win if I can fade overtime in a 95-92 game with 10 secs left.

Edit: Memphis won. Faded a 3-pointer which would've taken it to OT and ruined my under.

So I guess the two missed 3s at the end of those 2 games cancelled each other out.

2-1 day, record now 58-33-2.

Too bad I wasted money on Pittsburgh because I misunderstood someone's last minute advice. Ugh. Hopefully at least over covers.

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/GOD
:clap

Over pretty much clinched now, given that I have 42.5

Would be lovely if Steelers could get a TD and sweep it for me after that misplaced bet

Unfortunately a FG way more likely which won't help my Pitts bet

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Over pretty much clinched now, given that I have 42.5

Would be lovely if Steelers could get a TD and sweep it for me after that misplaced bet

Unfortunately a FG way more likely which won't help my Pitts bet

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Im actually hoping for a TD from the Steelers for u..

And i hate these bitches.

We need Ot miss itttttt

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Originally Posted by LobsterMac

MIXON AINT NO LOBSTERMAC UNDER 63.5. STEELERS D FTWWWWW

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JEWJEW HAS A JAMMED FINGER U4.5 -130. RUB THAT LOBSTERMAC ON YO TITIES

https://mobile.twitter.com/rayfitt1/...29704714932224

DO RECEPTIONS NOT YARDS WATCH THIS BACKFIRE AND I'M EATING KRAFT. ALWAYS BET AGAINST A JEWJEW WHO CANT COUNT

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JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. SFO. 2-0 AND MY LINES WEREN'T FAKE. YOU HEARD?

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We need Ot miss itttttt

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I had hope they would miss it.

Fuck that stupid 5 yard penalty making it easier

I think Ryan Shazier is paralyzed.

Sad if he is.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2...ld-back-injury

When my L5 disc exploded, I was paralyzed from the waist down for about 20 minutes. Once I was able to move and crawl, the feeling came back.

I'm hoping he can move, based on how he rolled over. He was able to twist slightly to do that, so it may be a good sign.

hopefully this is a sign of good news to come...

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Seriously you cocksuckers you couldnt just hang on one more second?

NBA:
OKC -8

A rare large favorite for me.

Don't buy into the Jazz hype because of the 43-point win yesterday. They suck.

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NBA:
OKC -8

A rare large favorite for me.

Don't buy into the Jazz hype because of the 43-point win yesterday. They suck.

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Haralabob and others have said the Jazz look like a top 5 nba team. Theyve been elite in the draft over the past few years and now they have gobert back.

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NBA:
OKC -8

A rare large favorite for me.

Don't buy into the Jazz hype because of the 43-point win yesterday. They suck.

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If you liked -8 then you must love -2

Portland -6.

Washington on a long road trip from hell. Portland coming off a bad home less, rested and hungry.

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Portland -6.

Washington on a long road trip from hell. Portland coming off a bad home less, rested and hungry.

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Have to make up from druffs miss, so obv an instafade. Tia

Louisville-6.5 are disappearing in the marketplace. Miss St is all about the QB Fitzgerald and he broke his leg into bits last game.

Not impossible this one will be 7.5 at kickoff.

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NBA:
OKC -8

A rare large favorite for me.

Don't buy into the Jazz hype because of the 43-point win yesterday. They suck.

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Haralabob and others have said the Jazz look like a top 5 nba team. Theyve been elite in the draft over the past few years and now they have gobert back.

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They looked awful up until recently. Then they ran off 6 straight wins and everyone got excited.

I'm still not sold on them. They also beat 6 teams which were either bad, mediocre, or injured.

Tonight they shot off a big lead against a dysfunctional OKC team, and lost by 6. I almost pulled off another lucky tie, but for some reason they chose not to foul when down 6 and 9 seconds left.

Wish I was around to fire OKC again at halftime because I was expecting a 2H collapse, though it came a bit later than expected. I would be very surprised if Utah ends up a top 5 team this year. They're not better than Houston, Golden State, Boston, or Cleveland for sure. What about Toronto? What about Washington when Wall is playing? What about San Antonio when Leonard is playing?

If Utah plays well, perhaps they can be a 4 seed in the West, but that's about their ceiling this year. Honestly, the best thing they have going for them is that the West is pretty much filled with mediocrity this year aside from GS/Houston/SA, so they will probably still make the playoffs if they remain at least semi-healthy.