I'm going to have a hard time eating pancakes from now on.
(Christopher Mitchell satire FB post)
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I'm going to have a hard time eating pancakes from now on.
(Christopher Mitchell satire FB post)
A little off topic, but “that guy” is Pauly Scarcelli, whom we saved from being scammed by Chrissy. I just saw that he lost his younger brother last month in a car accident. Quite sad as the brother, Rocco Scarcelli, was only 19!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Here is the info as well as his GoFundMe page.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/rocco-sca...term=undefined
If this is against the rules, then Druff you can replace the link with his obituary page here:
https://www.schneiderfuneralhome.net...occo-Scarcelli
I should have known as I replied too quickly without reading the satire sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq ReedI'm going to have a hard time eating pancakes from now on.
(Christopher Mitchell satire FB post)
You got me Tariq! lol
Theres a rebuke Satan comment on his most recent post for about an hour now.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I even got a Like!
Oh it gets better! Look who gave it a Heart!?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq ReedQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I even got a Like!
Just dropped a Post It Note on The Bloat.
No chance he won yesterday with the amount of big favorites losing such as San Diego, Houston and even the road Angels. Add in the amount of unders, we know losers always bet the over because they want to “still be alive” and it was a bad day. And then we know he hyped a few parlays as well.
Another losing day for the suckers and another 35% for Chrissy.
By the way, what happened to the NHL bets?
Thanks for the idea Tariq lol…
If anyone attends, please let me know.
Chrissy posting yet more idiocy.
Claims his wife contacted him about a storm coming, and he's asknig his loyal chums for advice:
"Go home and hang out with the wife and kid props, or choke on a dick at the casino?"
or
"Take my wife seriously, or stay at the casino feeding my fat face and addiction, and hope to find a $20 in the carpark?"
Aaaaaand Chrissy contradicts himself twice in a new post, what a surprise.
Chrissy shows us a winning ticket, which he couldnt do last week because "casinos keep the winning tickets, hurr hurr".
Also, the ticket he shows looks rather dishevelled like someone threw it away and he scooped it up.
In the comments he claims he almost bet $1000 on the game and adds a "LoL".
Remember , Chrissy isnt greedy, as shown by a comment on his other post today where he said he wasnt greedy.
Also, looks like he won enough to buy Bubs not 1, but 2 new plastic bags to play with, a good day for all involved.
The Throat Goat Christopher Mitchell at the Cubs opening day with a mouth full of Cock[emoji894]
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I believe he cashed out some puny wagers on a few tickets and was too embarrassed to show pictures of them. After all, the multi-millionaire cannot show his viewers small wagers even if they were winning wagers. He has to keep up his fake image no matter what. On March 18, he posted a picture holding five winning tickets and proclaimed he was undefeated. On April 1st, he posted his winning ticket on the Iowa womens basketball game. How much did he win betting on sports between March 19th and March 31st? The answer is NONE. He lost and intentionally never mentioned the results. However, he showed casino chips in a few pictures over the past two weeks for roughly the same number of chip and denominations. He claimed that he won but as usual no proof. Complete lie on winning on baccarat or roulette.
Whomever had Chrissy using the same divorce April Fool’s story from two years ago…WINNER!!
I read the first sentence of the post and didn’t need to read any further.
And as I predicted, the midget moron does another “I’m getting a divorce” post on April Fool’s day. He’s so predictable it’s pathetic! Just posting it here for posterity as the dumb shit is clearly trying to deflect the fact he sold Mr. Foster’s Lexus for a Chevy Tahoe annnnnnd lied to the chums less than a month after promising them free MONTHLY Masturbator meetings!
Guess this was all an April Fool’s joke too Chrissy?
“ Stacy has cheated on me many times with BOTH men and women. ”
Always a sliver of truth in Chrissy’s posts. He just mixed her up with himself and his experiences.
Where is Pickleball to add a comment that she’s just following in his footsteps, complete with the classic pic? And asking who would F her?
Messed up my comment on BWB’s post.
The real value for Chrissy is in selling the suckers information to other scammers once he is done with them. There is huge money in the scam industry sharing the names of known marks and suckers.
He has compiled a list of some of the most desperate, dumbest people in America and around the world. We definitely deserve some kind of award for trying to help these morons that fall for his lies daily.
There are several subconscious thoughts and subliminal messages written to Stacy in The Bloat's April Fools post.
1. Our marriage has been crumbling for years.
This is undoubtedly true.
2. We've been faking it and living a lie for over a year.
This is probably true at least on Stacy's end.
3.I'm very well known in the GAMBLING world.
Complete lie. He is very well known on social media as a scammer and a buffoon.
4.She has cheated on me with both men and women.
It would not surprise me if Stacy was Bi, but we absolutely know that Kyle is Bi
5. I have lost my temper and punched her out of anger.
This is a threat abd warning message to Stacy, if she tries to leave him again.
6. I've tried practically everything to get well, but when nothing helped, I turned to pain killers.
Possibly true but meth or coke, most definitely.
7.I couldn't handle the lies, deceit and betrayal anymore, so that's why I finally decided to end it and move on with my life.
You have that ass backwards as Stacy cannot handle all the lies and deceit and all the false promises you made to her, prior to you marrying her and everyday thereafter.
8.I love my son more than anything in this world and since I make all the money and Stacy doesn't, I can afford to get the best legal team to award me full custody of baby Christopher.
You love yourself more than anything in this world and definitely not Bubs. The next part of this sentence is a subliminal message to Stacy. He is letting her know that he makes all the money by scamming people and Stacy DOESN'T make any money and is worthless as a human being. If Stacy threatens divorce again, he is letting her know that he will hire the dream team of attorneys and win custody of the Ooooooker. No court in the world would give this gambling degenerate custody of Bubs; not to mention that he does not have enough money to hire an attorney fresh out of law school. Public dehender maybe...
9.There's SO MUCH more drama behind our relationship failing, but at least the truth has now been told.
I bet there is drama every day in both of your lives as you shit your pants when you lose your sports bets and Mr. Martingale has decided that enough is enough and eats your entire bankroll. Hell yeah you have drama everyday Mr. Porker.
That's my take on the subconscious mind of Christopher Mitchell. He deserves prison time and a lots of showers with the leader of each gang.
So which one of the Male Mitchell's's's is this about? Bubs Sr. , Bubs Jr. , Bubs III or Bub???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceklQhi9sgw
That Chapter Mike would've gotten more views if he called the video the Poker Killer!
Now here is a possible recuit for The Bloat.
Excuse me while I use an airplane barf bag.
The Mitchells just hired a housekeeper, cook and videographer. The guy does all three jobs and sleeps in the living room on the cup holder couch.
He even went out and did the grocery shopping while Stacy was getting her hair done.
Upon his return to the apartment, he walked into the master bedroom and saw this.....
Yea, he did a YT video last year on April 1st. Basically saying the same thing with that cock sucking grin on his face. He deleted it shortly after like a Pussy.Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballNow here is a possible recuit for The Bloat.
Excuse me while I use an airplane barf bag.
Pickleball: @BWB - Did he use the April Fool's divorce post before this one in 2023?
He also had Stacy email Double Jackpot that she was leaving him and then when DJ made videos proclaiming this and speculating that Stacy was leaving, they called it put & made a gross video where they faked a kiss on camera!
He’s so ruined he had to resort to this. He can’t acknowledge the fact he traded in a Lexus for a Chevy Tahoe or that he couldn’t go ONE month without lying to his Elite chums about getting what they paid for!
And if you want High Res photos of Chrissy showing his favorite positions after he got dropped from Sharpshooter studios, you can see him at his low point here in the link below. Spreading his cheeks for pennies a week!
****Warning Link NSFW****
https://www.bodybuilderbeautiful.com...odel-kirk.html
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Remember when chrissy kept saying he deosnt mention the L word (loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooser) because words have power and he doesnt want to put that negativity into the world.
HURR HURR April fools!!!
The little bald midget retard really thought he was a Genius for coming up with the Mitchellgale but it will never be as impressive as 1 of his original top Gambling tips & strategies....PEOPLE YOU NEED POCKETS! YOU NEED LOTS OF POCKETS TO SNEAK YOUR CASINO CHIPS IN SO THE CASINO DOESNT KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR WINNING (or in Chrissys case, how much he's losing) WHEN NO1S LOOKING SNEAK CASINO CHIPS IN YOUR POCKETS!!!
Christopher Mitchell you have to be 1 of the dumbest human beings ever on the Planet Earth for recording a video & uploading it to YouTube telling people they need lots of pockets to beat/win at the Casinos LMFAO
There has to be a page or site to share good things happening in Chicago. The good people of Chicago would certainly be proud one of their citizens is so successful and travels to casinos daily with all this cash. And I’m sure it would bring more fans and followers to his page.
Hopefully no one with bad intentions in this great city would take advantage of knowing where he lives and how much (fake) cash he keeps around his place, and travels with daily to Rivers.
And the lies continue! I mean forget the fact that 3 months ago a certain someone who twice swore on the Bible he never did gay porn or ANY kind of porn! Then on NYE swore on the Vegas strip he would never bet on sports again for like the 3rd time that year and turned down multi-million dollar offer from a sports betting investment team! Lol!
Now claims he dreamed of being a sports betting professional? Hahahaha, what a Colt Dolt!
According to these images, you were Already rich in 2018 and dreamed of being some sort of cheap suit wearing entrepreneurial world traveler! Plus you claimed you were already financially free, yet somehow you still got Two Hyundais repossessed in three years???
And judging by THIS timeline, you had much Different dreams of how you were going to BeCum Rich and world famous…
Here’s a better image that shows what Chrissy REALLY dreamed about!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorAnd the lies continue! I mean forget the fact that 3 months ago a certain someone who twice swore on the Bible he never did gay porn or ANY kind of porn! Then on NYE swore on the Vegas strip he would never bet on sports again for like the 3rd time that year and turned down multi-million dollar offer from a sports betting investment team! Lol!
Now claims he dreamed of being a sports betting professional? Hahahaha, what a Colt Dolt!
According to these images, you were Already rich in 2018 and dreamed of being some sort of cheap suit wearing entrepreneurial world traveler! Plus you claimed you were already financially free, yet somehow you still got Two Hyundais repossessed in three years???
And judging by THIS timeline, you had much Different dreams of how you were going to BeCum Rich and world famous…
Here’s a better image that shows what Chrissy REALLY dreamed about!
This is the real April Fool's post from Chrissy: LOL "thousands and thousands per day".
Speaking of, did he tell the chums about the $157.13 bet yesterday since he implied it was a somewhat ad hoc bet.
Maybe we don’t give Chrissy enough credit. While not a good long term strategy to keep the suckers viable, betting 25 games a day will kill them in Vig quickly.
And obviously provide 35% for him.
Only a true Action Junkie DEGENERATE makes 25 sports wagers in a day. *
*Not including someone chasing middles, or someone that found “bad” lines, which is a rare occurrence. Or a few other circumstances that we all know Chrissy would never understand even if shown to him.
Remember when he used to pretend he spent hours researching games as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
I still stand by my theory that the gambling scam originated when Vegas Dave became famous (the timing works out). I figured he'd eventually try to pivot to sports but he's doing it (as he does everything) exactly the wrong way.
What a maroon...
Druff touched on this during the last radio show. Chrissy was doing his travel Vlog, in his sad attempt to make money on YouTube and happened to be visiting Vegas. He maybe saw someone filming live play or they were walking around filming and he started doing it too. Then someone either emailed him or asked him in the comments “Can you teach me how to win at the casino?” And then the Einstein Invented Light Bulb went off in his Chia pet covered head…”Aha!!! Something to sell?!?!”Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
And the lies and schemes just grew from there. You’re definitely right that scumbags like Vegas Dave and Steve Stevens influenced him and I believe it was Tradersky who said “He’s like the Tom Vu of Casino Scams!”
I’d say he’s more like a monkey, seeing and doing what every scam monkey he encounters does and then copies it in a cheap, low rent, laughable version of it!
https://youtu.be/hP_kGIOhka4
Hello group. I see nothing has changed everyone here is obsessed with Cm nudes LOL.
Sociopath Homo CM probably loves seeing the photos from his youth.
But Chrissy seems to be making money from scamming and his bread and butter … gay for pay.
Chrissy keep up the good work You give this group something to do.
Nothing makes this group happier than Chrissy living it up. Hahahahaha
It turns out The Goat is a narc!
Since his youtube channel got cancelled, it takes about 5 minutes out of my day to read his nonsense and comment on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by BaccaratDegen
Ironically, 5 minutes is also the amount of time Chrissy spends on picking his sports bets.
Someone posted a double feature on Chrissy's FB page.
Great job by everyone.
As we have proven many times, Chrissy has once again showed us fake cash!
During the last 3 years of Chrissy showing his stacks of fake cash that has been so blantantly obvious, I wondered why he would not purchase "aged" prop cash, that comes up if you search past the first page on Amazon. fake cash that looks authentic. Either he was to stupid or cheap. Probably both. Or maybe he knew the Chums were to stupid to know any better. Anyway, 3 years later he finally bought some "aged cash".
In the picture he posted on Facebook, he actually has 2 different types of fake prop money. All the money on the table is his newly purchased "aged" cash. The cash in each hand is the same pathetic looking prop money that he has been using for almost 2 years trying to deceive.
Look at the 3 stacks in the picture below that are on the table in front of Chrissy. All these stacks have a real hundred placed on top. You can see how the single bill on the top bends "upward". They do this because these bills were in a separate stack, bend a different way. Likley in his pocket.
Look at the difference in texture, color, and age of the bills that are spread out on the table. Now look at the bills in his hands. Completely different bills, folks. The bills on the table and the bills in his hand are spread a similar distance apart, there should be a similar look.
Look at the bills he is holding in his left hand (on our right), there is 20-30 bills near the middle that are clearly fake. His Ring Finger is touching right in the middle of the fake chunk of bills.
Neither set of prop money is the real thing. At least the aged money does look a little better, but ultimately it's not how money looks when it's spread out. Much of the aged cash is sold in $50k bundles. His cheap ass likley only purchased one $50k bundle and didn't have enough to show $100k, so he brought back the pathetic looking construction paper money that we have nailed him on numerous times.
Since he has been showing the videos and images that show the yellow $10k bank wrappers, sometimes I have seen the top of the wrapper. With real $10k bundles, the majority of the time there is either a small bank stamp, hand written or stamped numbers, hand written initials, or some other mark that is used when verifying or counting the stacks. With Chrissy's - No marks. Just neatly cut strips of construction paper with yellow ink.
Zero chance he has 100k cash right now.
Chrissy did NOT donate $100k to King's Ransom in 2022. I know initially it did appear that he donated 100k, but this isn't the case. I have evidence of this. I will post this as soon as I can. It is difficult holding it as I want to share it with the crew, but I need to wait, in order to get the best result possible.
Don’t wanna steal PV’s thunder, but just noticed this to add to his theory!
A closeup of those “stacks” shows a few different peculiarities.
1) The bottom two piles are clearly different amounts of bills(fake and real combined). So he’s not even bothering to match the amount of fake bills and real ones. And proving that there’s no way they can BOTH be 10K piles since the amount of bills are clearly different. He can’t Hurr durr it away and say there’s 50s and 20s mixed in. Nor can he say the pile is compressed from being between two stacks as you can see quite a bit of space in between stacks. Meaning no pressure from Kyle’s stubby little fingers!
2) The few real bills he put on top of the bottom two stacks are clear as day not the same as the majority of the bundles. Lending credibility to PV’s theory that he put a few measly real bills on top and used the ‘worn down’ aged prop money underneath in another sad attempt to deceive the chums. Like the fraud he is!
Keep on slipping up Chrissy, we’ve got you dead to rights now. Like we did with the Lexus and now you’re Chevy Tahoe Z71!!!
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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Love this! I have zero reason to doubt you have proof but I think you want to think it through before just releasing it here.
This is big, bigger than anything released here before. My unsolicited opinion is you should get Druff available before releasing it. He has previous experience as a public figure, in public relations, and I expect this to be a huge story outside this forum, and has the potential to ruin multiple people’s lives. Well deserved of course but to see this through I believe you need to be ready for what comes with a revelation like this.
Maybe even our own Jayjami wants to weigh in on what this legally involves.
But damn PV, you are the stud for solving this mystery!
Surprised this comment has stayed up for 3 hours! Usually the little Pussy nukes it immediately!
Like this classic from old Blowjob Bob that he got rid of quickly!