@Pickleball, great job with the late night comments on Krissy's FB page, it has to be so worrisome for him when he goes to bed and has to wonder what is being posted as he sleeps !!! :)))))))))))))
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@Pickleball, great job with the late night comments on Krissy's FB page, it has to be so worrisome for him when he goes to bed and has to wonder what is being posted as he sleeps !!! :)))))))))))))
Stacy's extended absence really is very interesting.
The difference might be her proximity to the Fosters. In Las Vegas, she had to just grin and bear it when Chrissy would blow all their money gambling and then meet Bob late at night to get sucked off.
Now she can call Daddy and have him drive the 300 miles to come pick her up, which I'm sure he's glad to do if it will help convince her to leave the BLOAT.
If Stacy really does leave him for good, I wonder what Chrissy will do. Maybe get another prop wife? Is April Hill single?
We know Chrissy would rather be with a man, but for appearances sake, it has to be a woman.
Solar Man has to be trolling CM.
Maybe he's not the complete idiot that we previously thought.
But he's doing a good job of presenting himself as an idiot.
Chrissy is def depressed AF. You can smell the BLOAT hasn’t showered in weeks through the photo. Cant find the power to run the razor through his bald head. Making dogshit YouTube videos was his purpose. Now he can barely find the power to prop up his prop money for this ridiculous photo. He is lost. Can’t squeeze much more out of the circle jerks and can’t find new ones without YouTube.
Chrissy, you deserve to feel this shitty 1,000x. Every single one of your critics shouldn’t let up on pounding your ass. There’s nothing left for you here. I would take that prop money and drive to Mexico. Imagine how many prop pesos you can trade it in for?
It was a good run. Much longer than it should have been. Just look at yourself. It’s over Sniffells.
Soooooo IF the Colt goat laid out 60K on sports tonight(complete lie) and there’s NO NCAA games in play, it can be inferred that he bet on NHL games!
And as usual, the NHL can have wild shootout games and tight scoring defensive games. Tonight being a mixed bag.
However, since we Know the Colt Dolt mostly bets favorites, he’s in for a shitty night as 5 of 8 games concluded with the favorites Losing!
If he bet over 6-6.5 goals again, then he would also be losing most of them and any parlays as 4 of 8 games had less than 6 goals scored combined!
And since Chrissy always bets on Dallas, he’s currently shitting themself as they’re down by 2 goals, going into the 3rd period. Not an impossible feat to overcome, but not quite easy to accomplish against an evenly matched Seattle team!
STAR LOSE... LOL!!! Guess those "60K bet slips are goin in the Trash!"
Of course we’ll never see the alleged bet slips and he will just pretend he never bet anything or it was planned 6 months ago to fool the dead broke douchbags who all make more money than him!
But could make for an interesting couple of days!!
Remy "Phone Flipper" Saldivar attended the Adam Lyons gettogether in Austin and apparently Adam didn't give him the heads-up that Christopher Mitchell is a fraud.
Maybe Remy needs to be informed or reminded of the company that he's keeping.
But then again, scammers stick together like glue.
Yea, he’s completely oblivious and can’t answer the question without coming off like an asshole!
Here are some more telling comments!
This Glen Gillan character says “Hope it’s a Good night for ALL of Us!” So either he recently joined the Chums club and bet on the same games as the Colt Billy goat or he’s just a dipshit that lives vicariously through Little Kyle’s bets?
He’s been a long time commenter on Chrissy’s FB page but I’ve never seen him at group events or other live sessions. Perhaps he let slip that Kyle’s big boy bets are really pooled money bets from any Rubes that are dumb enough to bet behind Chrissy?
This would possibly explain that $272K bank balance over a year ago and either the suckers took their money back or likely that Handjob Prescott donked it all off and now has to do these pathetic sports bet videos to bring back some of those shit for brains losers to make his pitiful $1000 bets look more impressive!
And the last commenter may not want to hold his breath waiting for the good news on the alleged 60K bet! I’m Chrissy will now post something like “Hurr durr they cheated and paid the NHL players to Not score and blow the games in Overtime cause it’s rigged!”
So add this likely loss to the Ohio St. 10K loss, The World Series $1000 loss, the Hr derby 2K loss, the Chiefs 2K loss, the Georgia Bulldogs 21K loss, the magical non-existent Super Bowl losing bet and the Fur vs Paul LOSS!!!
Making the Billy goat 0 for life on any Big Boy bets, hahahaha!
In the early morning hours, I was going to leave a few comments once again on The Bloat's FB page. Then i decided to wait a few days.I thought he might be on patrol through the night with a Monster can in each hand . Occasionally putting down the Monster drink so that he could wank off to his favorite gay porn channel.
Chrissy will have to keep guessing as to when the embarrassing comments will hit his FB page; just like he guesses whether the ball will roll black or red.
You would think that he would start to lose some weight being depressed over his missing beloved Stacy and the little ooooker. However, just like he cannot stop being a degenerate gambler, he has zero willpower to quit ordering enough food for three people, including three desserts.
Poor little midget piggy. He has no wife, no oooker, soon to be no money and soon to be no "moving on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OnRQ4P0VY
So is this Chrissy's new gimmick, or his actual life?
Post a lot one day then go hiding for the next day or two?
Build that mystery?
Or is he "helping the police with their enquiries"
-- is it the mystery of missing stacey?
-- is it the mystery of the bathroom blowjob bandit?
Now Bird Brain chimes in and tells solar man that he shoud join the club as he will win more often. Didn't Bird Brain take a beating and lose his bankroll like the rest of the chums at that fiasco in one of the MM events?
I guess Bird Brain knows that The Bloat is full of shit when he constantly proclaimed on his now defunct YT channel that he wins 100% of the time.... oh and then 99% of the time. Who was it in the PFA group that theorized that some of these chums do not care if they lose. They are willing to pay the monthly ransom to stick around and feel like they are part of a Chrissy family. Lonely and depressed people that know deep down, they are getting hosed by The Bloat.
The Curious Case of Christopher Bird Brain is an odd one indeed.
Over a year ago he was chatting with another FB chum named Patrick Stidham(before they became Elite for a mere extortion fee of $499) about how they didn’t like the idea of having to pay More for something they already bought!
When confronted on the matter, old Birdy feigns ignorance and states “I don’t remember saying that?” I tried emailing him the screen shot of it and he blocked my burner email.
Fast forward to the booty boat bash and when asked about that, Bird Brain retorted “It was super fun and we all Made money, I saw Chrissy win $3000 right before my own eyes”
This of course has been refuted by many others and even Chrissy admitted they lost. So Bird Brain back pedals and says “Well Hurr hurr he refunded them 17K, so it’s like No One lost!!! I saw it”. And this is likely another Complete Lie!
Then afterwards he conveniently quits the chums club and claims he has the ‘tools’ and skill set to win on his own. I suppose that’s partially true as he admits he lost his bankroll many times before being an Elite Chum and dropping over $5000 back to Chrissy. Now he makes a whopping $40 per day with the skills and Mindset of an Elite Rube!
He then starts commenting on all Chrissy’s FB posts like a desperate school girl trying to impress his boy toy crush! Of course since he’s not actually paying Little Kyle any money, Chrissy ignores the comments without even so much as a Thumbs up!
So then Bird boy in a last stitch effort to regain the affections of his jilted lover, sends the now infamous live losing session from August 25 2022 to one lazy Mumbler!
Realizing that spite won’t get the attention of one Kyle Prescott, old Bird Brain decides he’s going to just try and talk other suckers into the group and act like Chrissy’s right hand… which as we’ve all seen, is quite the dirty job!
Who knows what this Bird Brain’s angle is? Just a lonely loser willing to pay anything for friends and human interaction? Or just another closeted gay man pining for the love of the Colt studio’s reject??
And speaking of said reject, it’s been nearly 24 hours since his 60k proclamation and not a peep? We know he’s not having a Chums meeting, as he wouldn’t say where he’ll be the day before. Should we hope for a suicide watch??
@Tariq, I’m sure you can provide some interesting notes on the Bird Brain Biopic, I’ll supply the photos!
#NineBallChris2@gmail.com
Good news and great news:
good news, Chrissy has surfaced.
Great news, he's posted a balls out crazy rant that God made him very unique to go to casinos and make money for reasons
AND dont judge people at casinos or strip clubs (where did this come from?) because they may be undercover doing God's work
Coming soon "God has undercover agents doing gay porn!111!!!!!" as seen in Kyle Prescott's new movie "sucking dick for the saviour".
Posting this for posterity, even though ZD beat me to the punch!
Folks, I give you the nonsensical rantings of a Loser!!
So of course, as we all predicted, NO winning tickets, No piles of 60K plus winnings and likely No bet even close to 60K ever placed. Complete Lies from a Complete Fraud!
So much for making the cover of Forbes Magazine. Fear not Chrissy you’re always welcome back on the cover of FAGS magazine!
It's almost as if Christopher Mitchell never heard of "cameras" that can take photos of winning tickets as evidence and proof of $60K winners.
If memory serves, I think Einstein invented cameras right after he invented electricity.
So CM takes photos of his mashed potatoes and fish dinner to "prove" that he got a comped meal but doesn't seem to be able to take photos of winning sportsbetting slips? Hmm....
The guy is just so weird.(obviously)
So what is this now? I can beat -ev games that NOBODY else can beat long term because i am a special person chosen my God?
I understand the guy has very little education, but he is bordering on the line of mental retardation. Probably what they really meant when they told him his scores were off the charts.(obviously another one of his lies)
In away I feel sorry for him as he has little skills or experience to do anything else. This scam is going to come down on him hard as he also scams himself. Will be interesting to see what he does when the ceiling starts coming down----10k a month in rent is going to be really hard really soon. Not to mention all other expenses. You know when he starts bragging about free food(like he use to all the time way back in the beginning) consistently again----shit is getting real.
He probably dropped a lot of that 60k. No advertised sports bets today and back to pretending to win in pit games.
My understanding for profitable sports betting is to wait for extremely favorable circumstances, not just run to the casino on a random night and pluck down a bunch of bets. He has no expertise. I don’t either. I’m a sucker for a $10 NFL teaser. Never won one lol.
Usually, the best opportunities arise in early/mid-season college basketball, where there can be some out-of-whack lines. Some people are good at choosing the right NFL games, but they don’t feel the need to bet games every week. Maybe his angle is to get lucky, win a few NCAA tourney games, and sell his “winners” for the rest of the way. Oops, I forgot he reads this shit. He’ll probably use my idea now!
The Bloat left out a picture of his fattening dessert that we know he ordered. Of course he shows his usual crab cake (yawn)mwith a bowl of ketchup and mayo piggy sauce. Nice try with attempting to look like he ordered a healthy filet of fish. Naturally he does not take a picture of the fish filet slathered in tartar sauce before chowing down on it.
He knows from reading on here that we slam him for his multiple pre-diabetic desserts. There will be a picture of that dessert on his FB page in about 3 to 4 days, just like the last time he initially omitted a picture of his triple soft serve ice cream soaked in a sugary caramel sauce.
Hey CLOWN, yeah you Chrissy aka The Bloat, guess what? Fine dining establishments do not serve their 5 star fish recipes with tartar sauce. That's like ordering a 45 day, dry aged steak with a bottle of Heinz 57 steak sauce. I am pretty sure that the 24 hour diner at the casino could muster you up a bottle of Heinz 57 steak sauce if you politly asked. However, you do not recognize the word politely. Maybe next time go eat at Denny's.
What did Stacy and your little ooooker have for dinner while you were dining all alone after losing thousands more at Rivers Casino? You say that you do not know or care what they had for dinner? Well if you change your mind, I am sure that papa Foster would be happy to share that information with you as long as you stay away from his daughter and grand oooker.
Theory:
Chrissy has a sugar daddy [not Sugar Daddy Foster], that dude is paying the $10k rent.
Not clear if its to get the 1 day a month face to face gambling session, or some other form of BFE.
Evidence: No room for NVB, No Stacey and Bubs in quite some time, the special room Chrissy showed for making videos that looked hella gay.
Chrissy just gets Stacey to sign an NDA agreeing not to stooge him out, she eventually gets some money (l.o.l) and she goes back to Ohio with NVB and the Lexus.
Chrissy gets to enjoy his lifestyle.
He does plan things out 5-6 months in advance… lol!Quote:
Tariq Reed: It's almost like he wrote today's post to support an insanity defense if the IRS or other law enforcement come after him. Completely nutso and off the rails but..... "I wrote it for the haters to have something to talk about."
But this religious delusional garbage he spews seems like a direct response to someone calling him a Sinner!
All signs point to that person being Stacy and this is his tirade towards her leaving him because he’s a sinner, a liar and a fraud! Remember that SHE is the one that made him become born again. She used to post all kinds of Bible verses and horse shit on her FB, but that has all stopped. Why? Because her gay porn, scamming, sperm donor is a charlatan and deviant who abandoned all his promises like living in Texas where there are no real casinos and plenty of churches!
Didn't we see Stacy at the Chicago place at some point? Or am I remembering wrong?
Hard to believe Chrissy got a gay sugar daddy at this point. When he was the young steroid muscle boy, sure. Now that he's 44 and looks like chubby Uncle Fester, I can't see a rich gay guy wanting him as a boy toy.
It is possible one of his sucker "investors" was willing to put him up there for whatever bullshit reason he provided.
I do think the chance that Stacy left him grows with every day she isn't seen on video. Chrissy reads this forum and would have shown us something contradicting that, if he could.
Now, it's possible she didn't leave him permanently, and will come back at some point. It's not like she's going to have a long line of high quality men looking to take care of her and Bubs. In fact, single men Stacy's age (47) tend not to want to take on the responsibility of little children.
At the moment, her Facebook still has pics of Chrissy, and he still has pics of her as his Facebook banner. But notice that when people ask about her, he deletes the comment, rather than just say, "Stacy is visiting her family in Ohio and will be back on X date". Since ULD lives in Ohio, it would be perfectly reasonable for Chrissy to take trips there occasionally to see her. But Chrissy isn't saying that.
I can only imagine the hell Stacy goes through, living with someone like Chrissy. Add on the gambling problem and the constant negative publicity of his scamming (which she's now involved with, too), and you can see how she might crack and just run from it.
Staying with the religious aspect here...
If CM is serious about being the "chosen one" then he's completely delusional.
But on a more serious business note, if God is blessing him with big wins in the casino because he's converting sinners, then the Martingale, the Mitchellgale, the triggers and all of the 99% strategies are completely irrelevant. It's God creating the wins, not anything that CM came up with.
And if CM isn't creating the wins because of his rules, tips and strategies, then he actually has nothing to teach his students. Once again, it's God creating the wins, not CM.
So unless CM is also telling his students to make sure to proselytize for Christianity in the casino, he needs to immediately provide them all with refunds for incomplete gambling education.
I know this is all ridiculous but I'm just following along with what CM wrote today.
He'll just sell Chrissy Christ blessed bottled water and tell his chums to drink it before gambling.
Technically God could have gifted him with the knowledge and skills to win, but as you point out, Chrissy has no meaningful way of transfering that skill.
Who knows, the next part of his scam will be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blessing_scam
We already saw that in his clip around the time he did the mastermind event on the boat, shame it didnt work, but probably will this time, just trust the process.
Chrissy F’n Popoff!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvqEV1BHtsw
Where’s Elmo when we need him?
so Krissy the Gaylord Sissy just posted his food pics on instagram too minus all the jiberjabish talk, anyways here is one of the people who has already liked the post ... lmao
So I guess God told Chrissy to go back on his word of Monthly Masturbator Mind Meetings for $999 or a one-time recurring $1500 fee, whenever he’s low on cash?
How long until the next mass Exodus from the Elite rubes?
“Folks, I now only allow the Super Duper Extra Elite Moron Masturbator Chosen Ones in my club! So the new price to join is $9999.99 a month folks, that way I can keep doing God’s work undercover like I did Satan’s work under the covers for Bob and Bird Brain…folks!?!”
#BrownNoseBrandonMissedASpot
And $1Boxcar helped me check in on an old buddy who we may remember and now resides In Chicago!
Good old Rick “Missionary Position” DLF started an Instagram talking about leveling up and Masterminds! Could he be the one living in the spare bedroom of the one Chicago rental?
https://instagram.com/rick.dlf1?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Apparently he has a podcast on YT as well, maybe we should leave him some comments???
https://youtu.be/zPRw9mOIM7A
And the mystery of his initials DLF has been solved. It stands for De La Fuente and does NOT stand for Dumb Little Fuck!?!
Christopher Mitchell is going even crazier than he already was lol , I would not want to be in the same casino or hotel with him he's such a loose cannon he's gonna snap and hurt himself or some random person but seems all these casinos seem so greedy & desperate that they're willing to accept his action and take his money, he's literally 1 ofif not the biggest cluessless donkey that walks into there establishment all month or year!
he's a Casinos dream lmao but all these Casinos are all so pathetic & scummy themselves
Talking about delusional make no doubts about it the top 2 most delusional gamblers in the world are Mikki & Chrissy, just go watch Mikkis latest podcast, you will shit your pants laughing at his response to how he beats Baccarat, a game he admits that is a guessing game lol Mikki just is so much more well-spoken & smooth talking than Chrissy, they're def top 2 most delusional [emoji1787]
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Chrissy is losing it and will need to pivot soon.
Ol' Peter had to pivot from the scam he was doing when the world first met him to that miracle water.
The whole video is great but the Popoff stuff starts at 8:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTn0t_7pGZo
I have mentioned my thoughts before on The Bloat's strategy to shift his efforts over to sports handicapping. He did not think this new scam out very well. By raising his elite chum club's monthly fee that includes ALL of his daily sports picks/wagers, he backed himself into a corner. He cannot lie when he has a losing sports betting day. He simply does not discuss his losing results from the prior day or days. Even people outside of the PFA crew, are questioning his lack of transparency.
For the moment, he might not care as long as his elite chums are copying his bets and betting with BOL He will for the short term receive his 35% commission on the chum's sports betting losses, just like he does on their casino game losses.
His major problem is right around the corner. It is much harder to recruit new monthly elite chums via FB; especially for sports betting. As his current chums jump ship, and they will, his bread and butter income stream will be history.
Combine that with his compulsive degenerate gambling and that spells disaster. No income or very little income and suddenly The Bloat cannot pay the rent, his car payments and auto insurance, and new Smurf blue Boss jammies attire.
I think that Stacy saw the writing on the wall and left him before her life became harder that it already is. If Chrissy was truly a millionaire, he could afford to hire a part time nanny to give Stacy a break from the constant ooooking.
Did we ever see Stacy in a new outfit or a new piece of jewelry or upscale watch; even an Apple watch that costs peanuts?
I don't think so.
That could be another reason among many, that she decided to leave the jerk.
We have to wonder when people see her in public and snicker at her, is she thinking that they know that Kyle Prescott is really her gay husband? I bet that thought has crossed her mind constantly.
If she was just visiting her father and ULD, he would address it in an attempt to silence the PFA crew. Instead he panicks and makes a ridiculous FB reel by lying about Stacy being with him on the their daily walk. Him blocking the camera angle views that could expose his lie was even more pathetic. His ploy was on the level of a child telling his teacher that his dog ate his homework assignment.
That's all folks. Oh and that is a caricature of Chrissy.
Casino bosses all probably justify allowing Chrissy to stay & gamble on there property/establishment as....well he's a 5'4" low iq buffoon short little stubby fat midget ex-gay pornstar who still acts like a petulant child & all he does is whine & cry & throw little baby toddler tantrums so whats the worst that can happen...I would love to see Chrissy get his ass beat by casino security while he cries out for help like a little baby
Sports Betting is a disaster for Chrissy lol everyone is gonna keep asking him to post receipts/betting slips ain't no1 signing up paying $1500/month for his sports picks without seeing proof & betting slips 1st, I give him another 2 months tops before this all come to a stop, his shitty little Empire is collapsing as every day goes by
To pull the strings and make chrissy dance:
When's the last time we saw the LOLex?
Another simple tactic successful gamblers use with sports betting is taking advantage of sign up offers for free or guaranteed bets to sign up for a new book. These were huge when sports betting became legal in states, but dropped off after huge losses by the books. But opportunities are still out there when signing up for the first time. Obviously the trick is to hit the bonus and RUN away with the profits.
Also smart betters utilize multiple sports books to get the best odds before placing a wager as we all understand the value of even a 1/2 point difference in a line.
But not Chrissy, everything for the saps is directed to Betonline so he gets his 35% of their losses. So instead of helping his customers have a better chance of winning, his greed comes first. I doubt he even get this saps the signup bonuses even they offer for new accounts.
And of course, NO legitimate handicapper is betting 6-10 hockey games ANY day of the season, that is pure degenerate territory there.
All good questions to ask him and anyone who comments or even considers signing up with him.
Good advice
I recommend this if you're betting live
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSD
Or even better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybin
Bahahahahahaha, Chrissy is so desperate for attention, he has to post Older videos to look like he still has money!
Not that it was tough to bust him on this one, but this is really sad!
So the Colt goat lost Again and will likely extort the suckers for More money… Again!!!
What’s the scam for Chrissy this week? Emergency Elite Chums meetup for a second, one-time recurring fee of $9999.99 per month as a “Test”???
"Casino's" instead of Casinos. It's just adorable how stupid he is yet thinks he is a genius.
It's impossible to beat the Casino's what? It's impossible to beat this Casino's restroom when blowing old men. Easy on the knees and lots of visual pleasure to look at while the cock is in your mouth.
Shoutout to Bill Homless for this sick burnnnn! Soon Chrissy’s last name and address will be changed to Homeless too!
And look who likey Chrissy’s recent posts, straight from the new Ohio bunker or just Chrissy in the another room from a device with password saved?
You KNOW he pushes the chums like Vy Dang, Hoa Le, and Branko ‘Invisible Man’ Nutsack to comment and like his bullshit!
And here’s a suggestion from his Lone Instagram fan! Lol, yes Kyle put the videos of you playing with fake money up!?! I mean you win Every day and can print money Yea? So just use your own advice and make $2887 a day! That’s a million dollars a year easy Peasy for the Colt Dolt! Ohhh wait, are you too broke to bet that much? We’ll start with your low roller strategy and make a dollar a hand? Only take you 2888 wins a day, that’s only 47 wins an hour folks!!!
Annnnnnd there’s deflection attempt # 2 for the day folks…
Chrissy got a Happy Ending from an “Asain” Ladyboy! Probably Hoa Le or Vy Dang, I here they make you cum cheap for 90 minute massages! Damn those Crazy Stupid Asains!!!