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Hey Chrissy I know we have all been busy making fun of other loser Youtube personalities but remember you are still our casino queen. New teeth who dis lol MR Ed looking MFer LOL
P.s
Please win a lot of money because it still makes many people mad (KD)
Get a better suite and do a nice tour kd really like those.
Welcome one and all to Birthday Booty Bash Friday!! As we speak Chrissy is likely packing his bags (minus his bankroll) and preparing to head over to the Strip and meet up with this years (likely small) batch of suckers.
Will be a lot of ass fucking going on, in more ways than one.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Oh yes indeed….Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozWill be a lot of ass fucking going on, in more ways than one.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Fuck you and your birthday, Christopher.
Wowzer at last , fast forward as usual , usual waffle from Kyle Brown but hey wait Folks, what did I see.
Had to re roll and watch several times but you older viewers will understand
1-Was it Sarge-No
2-Was it Rosemary the telephone 📞 operator-No
3-Was a it a strategically placed box of toys shown for the first time ever recently purchased from a charity reject shop for Kyle Junior
Could be!
Hong Kong Chrissy number one ☝️ super guy
Hong Kong Chrissy scams faster than the human eye 👁
Before heading to the birthday bash Chrissy just had to do another preaching video…..same points as always on how you can win every day at the casino:
1. Retrain your brain - Unless you’re Chrissy and you’re not in possession of a real brain
2. Have a big bankroll - and keep showing it off - and do it again - and conveniently leave it at home when going out with others to gamble
3. Never get emotional - Like…never….and especially don’t swear at the dealer or set fire to your football jersey when you lose
4. Get in and get out fast - because your chances of coming out ahead are nearly 100% within he first 15 minutes of starting to play
5. Don’t be greedy - because people lie for money…except for multi-millionaires who live in rented condos with rented furniture and fancy cars that their in-lanes had to co-sign for them
6. Give to the poor - even if you belittle them the remaining 99% of the time - Just because you gave to them you will be rewarded by winning in the casino. And oh yeah…give to this particular (likely fraudulent) charity because Chrissy and his mentor Dani Johnson do.
There ya go. no need to watch the video from today.
So we waited 3 days for this trash of a re-hash of the 8 simple rules? One thing I did notice is there is a box of toys neatly and obsessively organized in the corner. So either Little Kyle spent some of that 20k on his kid or more likely the in-laws stayed for an extended period and took Einstein Jr. for several shopping sprees at Walmart!
I wonder what triggered the in laws to buy the toys?
Was it asking Bubs what he played with, and he brought out a couple of plastic bags?
Was it asking Bubs what he played with, and he stuck his hands in his pockets?
Was it asking Chrissy where Bubs's toys were, and Chrissy replied "I never had any toys growing up and look how awesome I am"?
Don’t forget that Man didn’t walk on the moon, that two planes didn’t take down the twin towers, and that Covid-19 didn’t kill “billions” of people. We are all brainwashed by the media.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Hopefully we will find some video of the big event again. I wonder if Omicron is cutting into Chrissy's attendance. I'm sure he'll blame Omicron if barely anyone shows up.
I wish we could see some footage of Coach Chrissy talking to the room. It would be comedy gold. We laugh at him daily, but imagine a room full of people actually believing they're being taught something by that moron.
Against my better judgement I decided to watch today's video [at 2x].
Around the 5 minute mark of Chrissy's "retrain your brain" ramble [because remember kids, your parents, the school system and the government all lied to you, but not Low IQ Chrissy] he starts rambling to "strongly imply" he does not believe man has walked on the moon, that 9/11 wasnt two planes into the towers, and that Covid isnt killing billions. Technically he is correct on the last one, but only Chrissy is making the strawman it's killing billions.
He also cite Napelon Hill as an inspiration for his nonsense, without researching Napelon Hill.
And this is just within the first 6 minutes.
Surprisingly that a McDonalds wearing clown talks like a clown.
Chrissy finishes his rant by asking some drink maker for an endorsement deal.
Chrissy claims crazy rich asians ask him for advice.
17m mark he talks about gambling about probabilities. Seems he still hasnt figured he's -ev.
After he rants about emotions being bad, he then states he's jealous about some baseball player [which he then claims is a child's game].
Guessing the ol sports betting is not going well either for him.
22m mark, he really is retarded: rambles about green almost never hitting but paying big, but red and black will hit 50% of the time for 1:1 payout.
He claims its first grade maths which is why betting green is bad, betting red and black is good, despite it functionally being the same in the long run.
I'm sure when bubs completes the first grade [age 9] he'll be able to explain it to chrissy, assuming Bubs is verbal by then.
Chrissy advocates setting a timer and leaving within 15 minutes: "Because you cant lose that much in 15 minutes".
This is after a long fake boring story about a "friend" donking off $5000 in 30-45 minutes. He than adds the "friend" was up $1500 on point, so its closer to $6500 in the timeframe.
Chrissy then rambles about greed, does his old sly smile when talking about killing your spouse for the insurance and claims "everyone who does it gets caught".
That'll be what he hopes when he winds up buried out in nthe dessert "Casino" style.
He then brags that he talks about anything including sex, money, religion and politics.
Can you imagine how draining it would be to have to put up with that bumbling conspiracy theory believing halfwit at your table when you trying to gamble?
Of course we can just shut him down with facts from his videos and watching him get emotional while gambling, but the average punter, it would just be so distracting.
"hurr durr, man hasnt walked on the moon, hurr durr."
Chrissy explains that his relationship with God is purely transactional: He used to give money away when he was poor but God didnt repay him.
He then does the "lying smirk" when talking about God repaying him.
I can see why he doesnt play poker.
TLDR:
Chrissy rambled about fertile soil, the only positive from today's video is there is plenty of fertile soil for UtahDrone's clips.
If Chrissy played poker, you have no idea how fast I'd travel to wherever he is to join that game.
Boy would that ever be free money.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Hmmm…Chrissy was feeling some heat…and I’m not talking about the hot jizz that the nasty cunt consumes on a regular basis.
All of a sudden you go from having absolutely no toys for your autistic and troubled son to having more toys for him as if he scammed Toys R Us. This appears to be highly suspect and suspicious…again the in-laws had to help their disappointment of a daughter and blockhead of a son-in-law.
As the idiot said before numerous times in his scamming life, the trend is your friend. Well…I think he started another one with his prior and idiotic actions.
Look at what Chrissy and Christopher Junior has blessed upon us…
Yup…
Bubs still running around at the run-down suite at Planet Hollywood…
Yeah…I guess Christopher Mitchell loves to put on facades and orchestrate lies to child services, to the his senile in-laws and to that lame and dumb inner circle jerks rather than being the father and husband figure needed in that ridiculous Mitchell household.
Btw…to answer Mr. H’s question about what position will be taking parting of, he will be the Swiss Cheese. He and his gaping holes will be filled beyond capacity. Fuck Brandon Wingerter.
One more thing…Thank you Chrissy and his following inner circle trolls and guests that read this wonderful 300 page thread. Oh Mascara Mitchell…We are the reason you’re on blast with your scams and losing strategies…for that co-signed gap insured Lexus you got with Stacy’s dad (and Stacy’s mom does not have it going on)…going to the dentist to getting those horrifying Mr. Ed teeth, using steroids to cover up that stubborn back fat and chubby face of yours, promoting your Colt Studio career, and showing the world how you are an immoral and psychotic degenerate piece of human pestilence.
Good work tonight @Utah. Only thing perhaps missing in your video was the Ohio State meltdown
Seeing "Brown Nose" Brandon Wingertner at that poker table with his Dr. Pepper and $300 worth of 20 dollar bills made me want to look him up.
Is it possible that someone stupid enough to be a longtime disciple of Chrissy's could really be a poker player?
Of course not. He has absolutely zero tournament results on The Hendon Mob, meaning his poker play must be limited to home games or maybe $20 buyin dailies at small casinos.
If that guy actually had any real tournament results, my head would have exploded.
Speaking of Omicron, we all know that Chirssy is a COVID denier, and somehow has dodged getting it (to our knowledge) in the 2 years the virus has existed.
It's possible he got it and just kept it quiet, but it's also possible he just hasn't had it yet.
And if he hasn't... he's getting it soon. Omicron is super contagious, and pretty much everyone who hasn't been vaccinated is getting it within the next month or so.
I look forward to hearing about this. Since Omicron is milder, and since Chrissy is only 43, he will probably be okay, but it will be interesting to see how he treats the situation when it occurs.
It's just repeatedly dumbfounding how so many people can't comprehend such simple math. You're negative -ev in these games, you aren't going to win $1 over the long haul, let alone make a living at it, or LOL, become a multi-millionaire.
These people just handing over money to a guy, because he tells them he wins everyday, shows them back the money they have sent him, and i suppose because he has a car, rented condo, wife and kid. I just don't get it. He life at best is middle-class---only achieved because of his suckers. One can easily achieve his life by working a simple 9-5.
He is starting to lose faith in his systems. There is a part of him that still believes, but something has changed over the last 2 months or so; he will bust the online roll and will no longer immediately re-deposit. The "motivation" videos(without gambling) are becoming more and more regular.
I think he did have it. I recall a small run of videos maybe 6-ish months ago where he kept saying he wasn’t feeling well and had been sleeping a lot. Of course even if this is the case he wouldn’t have known because I’m sure the guy would never get himself tested for a virus that doesn’t exist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Chrissy lies about so many things, it is too difficult to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversI think he did have it. I recall a small run of videos maybe 6-ish months ago where he kept saying he wasn’t feeling well and had been sleeping a lot. Of course even if this is the case he wouldn’t have known because I’m sure the guy would never get himself tested for a virus that doesn’t exist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Recent examples include his recent cleanse claims followed by "Well, we went to a 5 star restruant and I stuffed myself full of carbs and junk, but its ok to have 3 cheat days a week"
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"Since starting this recent health Fad I've slept better than ever" followed 2 days later with "I stayed up until 2:30am studying whatever sport, and then slept 3 hours so I could make this nonsense video and lie some more".
His often snuffling in videos is no good indicator.
I suspec if he really got it he would pull a Trump and say "Yeah, I did get it but because I am the fittest person alive, it only affected me for a couple of days".