fluffer's last stand

dork star ginger fuck go back to your ferguson cop lover thread when you are getting corholed

no....


make me


Also:

1. The way you take my initials, DRK and turn it into DORK is revolutionary. Where do you come up with this stuff?!!!

2. show me one area in that police thread where Im wrong. I'll send you a gift card. Otherwise, sniff my slightly humid taint.

I'm disappointed that this has happened. I completely understand, but it's disappointing.

Fluffer used to relentlessly troll me as well. He even set up a profile with my name and pictures at a gay hookup website. Despite all that, he was one of my favorite posters. I don't think anyone at PFA has made me laugh as much as that guy. Even if a lot of the jabs were aimed at me, I had to tip my cap.

That said, I can't blame someone for not wanting to be harassed on their own website. I'm surprised Druff tolerated it for as long as he did. And I'm sad to see fluffer go.

*not giggling*

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

I'm disappointed that this has happened. I completely understand, but it's disappointing.

Fluffer used to relentlessly troll me as well. He even set up a profile with my name and pictures at a gay hookup website. Despite all that, he was one of my favorite posters. I don't think anyone at PFA has made me laugh as much as that guy. Even if a lot of the jabs were aimed at me, I had to tip my cap.

That said, I can't blame someone for not wanting to be harassed on their own website. I'm surprised Druff tolerated it for as long as he did. And I'm sad to see fluffer go.

*not giggling*

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lol you should be banned for your horrible annoying avatar

in fact, I'd much rather see you get shitcanned than him

but you play the 'suck off' game much more tactfully than he does

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Weiss' trip report with jewdy in Vegas is unparalleled

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Originally Posted by gauchojake

Weiss' trip report with jewdy in Vegas is unparalleled

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definitely a thing of beauty

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Originally Posted by gauchojake

Weiss' trip report with jewdy in Vegas is unparalleled

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can we get a copy n paste. i couldnt find ir

The Weiss HOF trip report seems to have KO'ed the good doctor from another strong evening.

Martin is a pretty interesting character to someone who studied psychology. These ever so salient traits of narcissism and projection coupled with alcoholism often lead to incarceration at his (ahem) advanced age, usually related to serious crimes.

Society usually catches up to these characters. Keep fightin' Mort.

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Originally Posted by gauchojake

Weiss' trip report with jewdy in Vegas is unparalleled

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can we get a copy n paste. i couldnt find ir

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id like the link also plz

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Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover.

In case anyone missed this gem. JUSTIFIEDhomicide is the author. Enjoy

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So, anyway I get to Vegas at like 11AM and am obv stoked. I stay at the Wynn, which is an absolute beautiful place. I am on the 51st floor. The view is amazing overlooking the many pools and wonderful golf course they have there.

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So, I settle in and my first night I have plans to goto dinner with Barry and his wife. He had made reservations for us to goto Gallaghers? steakhouse in NYNY and it was supposed to be amazing. So, I am just hanging out the first day, put in a small bet at the Wynn on the Blazers that night and had a Vodka and Pineapple at the bar while I waited for Barry to come. Barry picks me up and we head back to his place, about 15 minutes away. Barry has an awesome house and an awesome wife. He lives in a great neighbourhood and he was in my top 5 people I have met so far from NWP. We got to his house and he showed me around for a few mins and informed me about alot of interesting facts about the city of LV. We finished up and head over to meet his wife for our dinner plans. So, everything is going fine as we order and I am feeling good. All of a sudden, I start to sweat a little and don't feel so hot. Our steak comes and I am pumped. It's like a 60$ steak and I havent eaten much all day. I take my first few bites and it is like touching your tongue to the first vagina you have ever experienced. it is money... As I am chewing, I feel the food just not making it down to my stomach for some reason, it decided to camp out in my chest. So, all of a sudden I start sweating profusely and have to excuse myself. I end up going to the bathroom and yacking up everything, including what I thought were my intestines. I get back to the table about 5 mins later pale as fuck, and all of my blood vessels popped in my face. AWESOME first impression, these people must think I am a crackhead. I don't know why I got sick, and I never get sick, but that night it happened to happen. So, Barry and I depart and he drives me back toward my hotel, but obv I had to meetup with someone to get weed first(cures the stomach always). So, I go back to the Wynn and blow some weed and just lurk around watching lil holdem and the iceman playing in some 2k event, whatever. Nothing special. Jewdonk texts me about 10 times looking to meet up and take me on some car date down the strip in the ever so tempting c70..More to come on that...

So, I call Jewdonk and he begins to rant for hours on end about his setup here in LV(this was when he lived with the asian donk) and how #2 fucked him over and was supposed to give him a place to stay blah blah I wasnt evn listening, just smoking while he talked my ear off. So, finally I get Jewdonk to come over to the Wynn later that night and We will play some cards and smoke, whatever. So, night time comes around and I hear a knock at my door after about 10 texts. It is this little man with jeans as tight as a hippster and his shiny 35$ walmart white sneakers with the tongue sticking out. The Jewdonk.... At first I couldn't smell him, maybe because my room smelled like weed, but he came in and opened his mouth running off NWP and internet comments every 3 seconds. I could feel another Es0esque meetup to follow. I had seen alot of pictures of jewdonk, but I never knew he had the complexion of a 60 year old drunk. He had craters on his face that were pretty noticeable. in fact, it got to the point where I had to stop making eye contact with him at all times. He must have thought I was looking for something the entire time we were together becuase I would either stare at the ground or look up at the ceiling like I was brainstorming the cure for AIDS. I just couldn't look at him in fear I would crack up laughing without any explenation of why. Also, it didn't that the gap in his teeth rivaled only Michael Strahan. Whatever, so, he comes in and whips out one of those crack type of bowls for us to hit. It's made of all metal and you could probably unscrew it and use the end as a drill bit or something. it was literally a horrible experience. the metal was so fucking hot I could have branded myself with each hit I took. Whatever, so we get stoned and I put on some cologne and Jewdonk puts on his stale cigerette cologne and we head out. We just walk around the Wynn for a little until I am tired of Jewdonk begging me and my friend to take a ride in his car and see all the lights and goto the top of the stratosphere. My friend kept asking me why this old dude was asking us to go on this romantic date, and he wouldn't let up. I explained to him that I was sick earlier and not feeling well, but he kept insisting he was my host and should let him take me. I told him if he's my host where the fuck are my free rooms and 100$ blackjack dollars..... So, finally he goes home and we part ways..



So, the next day I wake up and want to start playing some poker. I goto Venetian and instantly dump about 1300 in the 1/3 game with Aces and Kings cracked within an hour. Among other tilty things going on. I continue to play and lose my ass, so I go over to TI. I play there for awhile and am exchanging texts with jewdonk every 15 minutes with updates like he was my girlfriend. He tells me he is like, in the TI parking lot, so he comes in to play with us. My friend Evan and I are at the table and a bunch of losers as well, sitting in this funeral setting poker room they call TI. My kitchen at home has more tables than this fucking dump and the waitresses were so bad, they would have PAID Jewdonk to fuck them. So, in comes tight pants marty with his infamous buyin amount to the 1/3TI game. he is so pumped and nervous as he sits directly to my left. This is when I notice the awesome stench of week old marlboros and a weak attempt at a breathe mint. I cant remember if he ordered a drink or not, but I am pretty sure he declined, because he knew he would turn into an even more embarressing version of himself.. So, I am stuck like another 600 or so playing like a complete maniac. Raising any 2 just knowing that any raise marty calls, he is basically putting his first born in the pot. He thinks he can hang at first, calling a few raises, than dwindles down to about his last 145$ to his name... This is when infamous things happen... The table is not very talkative at all, besides me being crazy and laughing about it nonstop..Jewdonk gets dealt KTss or something awful and I obv bump it to 17 or whatever I was making it every hand. Jewdonk calls and some other dude calls and probably someone else, because every pot was 5 handed.. So, the flop comes A84 with 1 spade and action is very slow. The turn is an 8s and a small bet is made by one of the randoms that called me. jewdonk calls with his flush draw. The river is Xs and jewdonk now has the flusheroo! I could feel him breathing as if he had just dropped out of a chopped in the middle of baghdad like blackhawk down. he was zoned in and ready to take this pot. the action is to him and he bets out. the guy thinks for a minute and close to min raises jewdonk. Jewdonk stands up and all 5'6 of him shoves his chips in the middle faster than phil helmuth and the guy instacalls. jewdonk declares "NUTS!!" and tables his KTss with a giant gap tooth smile. The guy sits in shock! he can't believe it...... No...he's not upset he lost...he can't believe Jewdonk thinks he has the nuts, and quickly turns over A8 for a boat, and asks "Umm nuts? Man, I have a boat".... Jewdonks dreams and crushed....He falls back in his chair as if someone had just shoved him into his chest. he flails around for a minute or two mumbling about how that is the last of his money, and his entire weekend is ruined and he can't do anything now. He quickly went in for the kill and asked me if he could "borrow a hundred bones" and he promised he would get me back with that fat friday paycheck(lolomon) So, after about a minute of griping with himself, he downs whatever free drink he could to stay hydrated for the next few hours, and went on his merry way with his head down lower than the hunchback of notre dame. That was the last time I could take seeing our little friendly fella. I will say this, jewdonk is a really nice guy, he is just delusional, and kinda smells, and definitely dyes his hair, and well...you get it...


I continued to play and lose a few hundred and was down 1700 at this pojnt in the trip... More to come shortly, including my meeting with Micon and Brandon Pimpdrexel, as well as round 2 with Barry

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It's one page back but worth reposting

great memories of meting jewdonk.

Pure white trash and the nuts thing was one of my most hilarious live poker wtinesses

my sides are splitting

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.6080...8&pid=15.1&P=0

I've played live poker with the suspect in question.

Vegas 1369 was there as well. I never noticed any odor and when I felted him he bought in again with his own money.

He also did a live radio show from my hotel room on the strip and it was a great time.

He was worried that I told Brandon where he was going to be, but once I assured him he was safe it was all good.

Would do it again.

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Originally Posted by mwh72

I've played live poker with the suspect in question.

Vegas 1369 was there as well. I never noticed any odor and when I felted him he bought in again with his own money.

He also did a live radio show from my hotel room on the strip and it was a great time.

He was worried that I told Brandon where he was going to be, but once I assured him he was safe it was all good.

Would do it again.

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a lot of Weiss's trip report meeting me is true...but most of it is embellished to paint me in a bad light

I had no intention of meeting up with him...he persisted bragging about his pimp hotel room at the Wynn (which was pimp by the way)

at first I was like no fucking way I am meeting up with this guy (considering our previous flame wars on NWP) but after some prodding from multiple parties...I said fuck it

he was with some 5 foot 2 dork who apparently financed his whole trip to Vegas

Weiss lied about a lot in his trip report.....specifically me leaping up and shouting 'I got the nuts'....it was a lot less vocal.

I did say I had the nut flush....but it wasn't as animated as he would like his readers to believe

and for the record, Weiss is cool.

I don't despise him like most of the pricks on this craphole

NUTS BOYEEEEE

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Originally Posted by mwh72

I've played live poker with the suspect in question.

Vegas 1369 was there as well. I never noticed any odor and when I felted him he bought in again with his own money.

He also did a live radio show from my hotel room on the strip and it was a great time.

He was worried that I told Brandon where he was going to be, but once I assured him he was safe it was all good.

Would do it again.

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how can you call that blind all in with QJos you fucking donk

so terrible

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Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide

great memories of meting jewdonk.

Pure white trash and the nuts thing was one of my most hilarious live poker wtinesses

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you and I both know it didn't go down like you said

you made it out like I jumped up in my chair and shouted with authority " I got the nuts !!' which is so false. great spin though bro

glad your little friend paid for your airfare and hotel room at the Wynn for your first trip to Vegas

he was a passive little fucker that you undoubtedly worked for all your expenses

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by mwh72

I've played live poker with the suspect in question.

Vegas 1369 was there as well. I never noticed any odor and when I felted him he bought in again with his own money.

He also did a live radio show from my hotel room on the strip and it was a great time.

He was worried that I told Brandon where he was going to be, but once I assured him he was safe it was all good.

Would do it again.

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a lot of Weiss's trip report meeting me is true...but most of it is embellished to paint me in a bad light

I had no intention of meeting up with him...he persisted bragging about his pimp hotel room at the Wynn (which was pimp by the way)

at first I was like no fucking way I am meeting up with this guy (considering our previous flame wars on NWP) but after some prodding from multiple parties...I said fuck it

he was with some 5 foot 2 dork who apparently financed his whole trip to Vegas

Weiss lied about a lot in his trip report.....specifically me leaping up and shouting 'I got the nuts'....it was a lot less vocal.

I did say I had the nut flush....but it wasn't as animated as he would like his readers to believe

and for the record, Weiss is cool.

I don't despise him like most of the pricks on this craphole

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Holy shit this is filled with lies. There are 100% posts somewhere from the old forum of you requesting the meetup before I even came. Flat out lying. WOw, or maybe you don't ahem recollect.

I did not lie a single word of that report. Obviously the adjectives make it more animated than it was, but everything is 100% true.


And ummmm no, I financed the whole trip, thanks. It;s funny you think because you're broke, and we both do drugs, or did that you insist i am some freeloading broke ass. I had a comp sent to me for that room thank you.

and i dont despise you either. you're just bi polar. admit it and all is good. No need to come at me with personal attacks.

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Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide

great memories of meting jewdonk.

Pure white trash and the nuts thing was one of my most hilarious live poker wtinesses

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you and I both know it didn't go down like you said

you made it out like I jumped up in my chair and shouted with authority " I got the nuts !!' which is so false. great spin though bro

glad your little friend paid for your airfare and hotel room at the Wynn for your first trip to Vegas

he was a passive little fucker that you undoubtedly worked for all your expenses

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lol, this is simply imaginary. You absolutely did get up and were stoked.


Next are you going to deny you didn't ask me for a loan?

the saddest part of all is that you are hanging out and seemingly friends and the 100 dollar loan request is denied without even a thought. For all I know it maybe would not have been paid back. I have no clue. I simply can't remember denying someone that I was hanging out with 100 dollars since high school. Then again the poker world is not the real world and I'm probably down at least 500 lifetime because of that policy.

Marty, I have to agree with the assessment that you're bipolar.

You really do have the textbook symptoms of it. I think everyone on this forum would agree.

"Not trying to troll here", but have you ever gone to a shrink and attempted to get this diagnosed?

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Originally Posted by mwh72

I've played live poker with the suspect in question.

Vegas 1369 was there as well. I never noticed any odor and when I felted him he bought in again with his own money.

He also did a live radio show from my hotel room on the strip and it was a great time.

He was worried that I told Brandon where he was going to be, but once I assured him he was safe it was all good.

Would do it again.

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how can you call that blind all in with QJos you fucking donk

so terrible

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Was he last to act? Why is that bad?

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Marty, I have to agree with the assessment that you're bipolar.

You really do have the textbook symptoms of it. I think everyone on this forum would agree.

"Not trying to troll here", but have you ever gone to a shrink and attempted to get this diagnosed?

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In before he accuses you of having aspergers.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Marty, I have to agree with the assessment that you're bipolar.

You really do have the textbook symptoms of it. I think everyone on this forum would agree.

"Not trying to troll here", but have you ever gone to a shrink and attempted to get this diagnosed?

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lol you really don't want to start diagnosing my various psychological ailments bro

start a new thread if you are are in the mood to get totally fucking destroyed

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Marty, I have to agree with the assessment that you're bipolar.

You really do have the textbook symptoms of it. I think everyone on this forum would agree.

"Not trying to troll here", but have you ever gone to a shrink and attempted to get this diagnosed?

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Why would he waste the $100 on the obvious?

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Marty, I have to agree with the assessment that you're bipolar.

You really do have the textbook symptoms of it. I think everyone on this forum would agree.

"Not trying to troll here", but have you ever gone to a shrink and attempted to get this diagnosed?

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lol you really don't want to start diagnosing my various psychological ailments bro

start a new thread if you are are in the mood to get totally fucking destroyed

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You going to get someone to destroy Druff?

Call in the big guns from failsite 5?

Druff,

Is there an option you can install where, upon a user logging in, they can check a little "Star" or something next to their avatar that would indicate "Im Drunk"?



It would allow us to put their posts in perspective.

:makeitso

gingers don't sleep much

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Originally Posted by DRK Star

Druff,

Is there an option you can install where, upon a user logging in, they can check a little "Star" or something next to their avatar that would indicate "Im Drunk"?



It would allow us to put their posts in perspective.

:makeitso

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how about a notification that absolves me from slogging through your incredibly simple brain


log off you boring asshole

Rofl

not trolling but holy fuck drk star is so bad

dude dont you have another thread to fag up ?

holy shit what a total mongoloid

fuck off you ginger prick

Kid pinned those Sicilian ears back and came hard drk

Sorry Breh

Come on Tyde, destroy Druff like you destroyed your credit rating.

Marty I really wasn't trying to troll here.

You have even admitted in the past that you have some psychological issues.

Don't you think it's better that you identify these issues and try to work with them, rather than just getting pissed at the suggestion that they exist?

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Come on Tyde, destroy Druff like you destroyed your credit rating.

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I can't stand Todd and will probably clash with him until either of us dies

but at least he has the balls to put himself out there

most of the jerkoffs on this site are just pussies taking shots in the dark

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Marty I really wasn't trying to troll here.

You have even admitted in the past that you have some psychological issues.

Don't you think it's better that you identify these issues and try to work with them, rather than just getting pissed at the suggestion that they exist?

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wow do you really want to talk about 'psychological issues' ?


you pretentious self absorbed douchebag I will fucking destroy you

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Come on Tyde, destroy Druff like you destroyed your credit rating.

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I can't stand Todd and will probably clash with him until either of us dies

but at least he has the balls to put himself out there

most of the jerkoffs on this site are just pussies taking shots in the dark

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One second its "I'll destroy druff", next minute its "Im a floppy softcock who will never get the job done"

Why don't you just go edit his wiki page and deny doing it, worked so well last time.

Marty,

I wasnt stating anyone in particular about my "Star" indication for inebriation levels, but apparently, you immediately thought I was referencing you.


The first step is to recognize you have a problem. I applaud you, sir.


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