Are you seriously bragging about buying firewood for $25?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
:wtf:facepalm5
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Are you seriously bragging about buying firewood for $25?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
:wtf:facepalm5
bro theres a drought on the west coast getting that firewood is important
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Originally Posted by Hockey GuyAre you seriously bragging about buying firewood for $25?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
:wtf:facepalm5
the guy showed up in a beat up old Datsun with the entire back of his truck full of slow burning pine....probably taken from some kind of furniture manufacturer.
I didn't intend on buying all of it..but it was so much wood for such a cheap price....heading to HomeDepot tomorrow to buy a nice plastic tarp
they aren't giant logs....they are a perfect fit for the barbeque/firepit I have here
no brainer for 350 pesos....its probably a cord and a 1/2
he also stacked it at no extra charge
A. There's no way a "beat up old Datsun" would hold a cord let alone cord & a 1/2. It's fucking impossible. A cord of wood is 4ft wide X 4ft high X 8 ft long. That wouldn't even fit in a full sized F350 Ford pick-up let alone a Datsun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
B. There is no such thing as slow burning pine especially if it was taken from a furniture manufacturer, it's either "dry" or "green". I used to work in the construction business & our lumber had to have a moisture content no higher than 19% & this was considered "dry". A furniture manufacturer would need to be well below that, about 5-8%, so either way there's no way it would be "slow burning" because it would be considered dry & that's about the fastest burning wood you can get. We use that shit for kindling because it burns so readily & fast.
It's probably treated, so it will burn slow. I wouldn't bbq with it, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey GuyA. There's no way a "beat up old Datsun" would hold a cord let alone cord & a 1/2. It's fucking impossible. A cord of wood is 4ft wide X 4ft high X 8 ft long. That wouldn't even fit in a full sized F350 Ford pick-up let alone a Datsun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
B. There is no such thing as slow burning pine especially if it was taken from a furniture manufacturer, it's either "dry" or "green". I used to work in the construction business & our lumber had to have a moisture content no higher than 19% & this was considered "dry". A furniture manufacturer would need to be well below that, about 5-8%, so either way there's no way it would be "slow burning" because it would be considered dry & that's about the fastest burning wood you can get. We use that shit for kindling because it burns so readily & fast.
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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
I didn't take the time to measure his truckload for its weight or mass.
I also don't know shit about firewood, but I do know I bought a massive pile of it for less than 30 bucks....to me that is a good value
thanks for the detailed analysis on the quality of my stash though bro
A cord of wood is 4ft wide X 4ft high X 8 ft long
sounds about right actually....his truck was a long-bed and he was stacked at least 4 feet high. it was a massive load of clean cut wood obv from some kind of industrial 'leftover' .
we aren't talking about freshly cut 5 foot logs out of the Canadian wilderness
either way
you made your point
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Datsun has never made a truck with a bed longer than 7 feet. Just sayinQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Bragging about a sweet deal on some fire wood?
:lol
tydes new book liveing like a millioniar tells you 50k workers how to live a life you now can only dream of.
i don't care to debate the square footage of a circa 1980's beat up Datsun truck
I got a shitload of wood
lol retards
You opened yourself up to it when you said a chord and a half. That's really specific and implies you know what you are talking about. We are merely pointing out your audacious bragging is misplaced and inaccurate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Sizzle, back to the betting thread. You can't make fun of a guy for not knowing how much a cord of wood is when you spell it "chord". gtfoQuote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22You opened yourself up to it when you said a chord and a half. That's really specific and implies you know what you are talking about. We are merely pointing out your audacious bragging is misplaced and inaccurate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
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Originally Posted by jsearles22You opened yourself up to it when you said a chord and a half. That's really specific and implies you know what you are talking about. We are merely pointing out your audacious bragging is misplaced and inaccurate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
so silly to imply I was 'bragging' about a truckload of wood
it was mentioned in passing......sorry if its not a whole cord etc
thanks for Googling the rear capacity of an old Datsun truck to suggest I was 'lying' about a 25 dollar firewood delivery
keep up the good work
This is a cord of wood:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Do you really think that would have any chance of fitting in the back of a beat up old Datsun?
& you said it was probably a cord & 1/2. Not even close. Maybe 1/2 cord.
I understand you like to call out others' perceived BS like you're some kind of authority. I'm just calling out your obvious BS.
Slow burning pine? That came from a manufacturing plant?
:lol
Come on man.
This thread needs wood experts. Where are Step, Plop, LLL and Fluffy (and possibly Phantom)?
Marty gets scammed more than Elderly people at a nursing home.
no one in thier right minds burns pine. oak is the wood of choice. have none of you ever cooked on a wood stove? i have
HG that looks like an awful giant cord of wood. We gettin ripped off on our cords down here?
I dunno bout these other gooks but I'm pretty jelly of all that firewood. Keep living the dream, maing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
What is the pussy situation there? Have you been jerking off the entire time you've been there or banging prostitutes?
Or have you resorted to rubbing mole over your nuts and letting Winnie do what she does.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuSTMeANuT
not a website geek if post 1999 you made a website with auto playing background music and a giant background image of waves at a beach that obscure 80% of the textQuote:
Originally Posted by DJ_ChapsWebsites geek. Don't act like you don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom
also for the record pine is terrible to burn, that wood is softer than OSAs dick looking at naked lady pictures
just in actual pictures of martys firewood
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Originally Posted by phantomjust in actual pictures of martys firewood
Hey, give Martin a break - He was trying to "live simply", but a 15mph wind blew his house down.
He hasn't come up with enough cash to upgrade to a dumpster yet
Don't worry Marty, keep grinding out those freerolls and your day will come
live the dream Marty...live the dream.
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Originally Posted by Tyde
OH... OH, MY SIDES!!!
I can guarantee you that you didn't buy a cord and a half you dumbass. Not even fucking close.Quote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
the guy showed up in a beat up old Datsun with the entire back of his truck full of slow burning pine....probably taken from some kind of furniture manufacturer.
I didn't intend on buying all of it..but it was so much wood for such a cheap price....heading to HomeDepot tomorrow to buy a nice plastic tarp
they aren't giant logs....they are a perfect fit for the barbeque/firepit I have here
no brainer for 350 pesos....its probably a cord and a 1/2
he also stacked it at no extra charge
We know you're good at pulling shit out of thin air, but quit it.
hey what happened to that guy who lived under marty? you know, the one who suddenly seemed to have opinions and thoughts about everything? i want his opinions and thoughts on the massive roach infestation, is he just ok with it or was martys building the first in human history where only one apartment had a roach problem? did the previous tenants have a roach farm or something?
Word on the street is he was beheaded. This is probably why Jewdonk skipped town.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Beaded. He was beaded. Covered head to toe in motherfucking sequins.Quote:
Originally Posted by SethWord on the street is he was beheaded. This is probably why Jewdonk skipped town.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
What's up with all these haters, these Mexico threads are solid.
On a small forum like this when someone puts their real identity out there, posts pics and shares info of their real life.
Spewing no holds barred personal attacks and talking mad shit from a anon. user name is pretty fucking weak.
LET THESE HATING ASS WHITE n-wordS KNOW
but marty deserves aloooooot of criticism for his overcooked halibut game
hes claiming it wasnt but we all know
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Originally Posted by FPS_Russia
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you know he got so many dishes sent back when he worked on a cooking boat
fyi edge of tomorrow was amazing and searles had no business steering you off its scent.
i forgot live die repeat is your motto when it comes to moving around your shady norcal shanty towns