As much as I love you Marty, please remove your trash avatarQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
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As much as I love you Marty, please remove your trash avatarQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
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Originally Posted by adamantiumAs much as I love you Marty, please remove your trash avatarQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
you get this one for 24 hours
Pal you need to decide if you think Nicky Pipes is a rich villain or a broke jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
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Originally Posted by NickyPipesPal you need to decide if you think Nicky Pipes is a rich villain or a broke jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
its a metaphorical comparison you fucking dumbass
you and the asian guy both share one thing…
an insatiable desire to be noticed
If you were rich, there would be no need to brag about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipesPal you need to decide if you think Nicky Pipes is a rich villain or a broke jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
You need to accept that Tyde is the master of painting a picture with words firstQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipesPal you need to decide if you think Nicky Pipes is a rich villain or a broke jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
There it is pal:Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipesYour video doesn’t play pal could you please repost?Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum Wars
youtu.be/S7eNUNRwHSY
I think he’s hit or miss palQuote:
Originally Posted by SanlmarYou need to accept that Tyde is the master of painting a picture with words firstQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
That’s a lot of detail man, props.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Taking note of a lone Asian laughing and yelling at a dealer (at the top of his lungs)
while you walk past is one thing but you also noticed this guy’s bet size and that he wore a gold chain and bracelet. All this with the vision of a mole
Who’s not paying attention to someone yelling at the top of their lungs.
You just continue to crush life
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Originally Posted by limitlesThat’s a lot of detail man, props.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Taking note of a lone Asian laughing and yelling at a dealer (at the top of his lungs)
while you walk past is one thing but you also noticed this guy’s bet size and that he wore a gold chain and bracelet. All this with the vision of a mole
Who’s not paying attention to someone yelling at the top of their lungs.
You just continue to crush life
holy fucking shit you idiot drunken Canadian suicidal loser
this happened the day before I left town and over a week after my surgery was complete and my vision was perfect
enjoy the rest of your day on the prairies of Buttfuck, Saskatchewan being an incorrigible waste of life
now get the fuck out of my thread
stay in your lane with the other furrowed brow imbecilic neanderthals
:noose
You dorks have a group chat where you announce the return of Nicky Pipes?
Any time I show up around here all the rats scurry from the sewer
Surprise surprise the King is back
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Originally Posted by NickyPipesI think he’s hit or miss palQuote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
my slugging % is off the charts while your punk ass is still on injured reserve playing t-ball in the special olympics
so shut your fucking cockhole rookie
In any story the version of events line up.Quote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by limitles
holy fucking shit you idiot drunken Canadian suicidal loser
this happened the day before I left town and over a week after my surgery was complete and my vision was perfect
enjoy the rest of your day on the prairies of Buttfuck, Saskatchewan being an incorrigible waste of life
now get the fuck out of my thread
stay in your lane with the other furrowed brow imbecilic neanderthals
They do so naturally of course.
A fiction writer must always be aware of the plausibility factor when presenting a tale. All details must fit
Since when is this or any other “your thread”?
Marty is not smart enough for this.
The only thing he could challenge was the mole reference
not realizing that was a joke.
Brothers it’s clear that Meltdown Marty is “back on the bottle”
Drunk and desperate
Street beggar
Penniless weasel
Old school Tyde, looks like Stuttering Pipes is grasping for words.Quote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
my slugging % is off the charts while your punk ass is still on injured reserve playing t-ball in the special olympics
so shut your fucking cockhole rookie
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Originally Posted by NickyPipes
0 for 3 moron
almost a year now not a single drop of alcohol and feeling better than ever physically and mentally
quite comfortable residing along the California coast in one of the most desirable places to live in San Diego county
gainfully employed with a well known national brand Fortune 500 company
eating like royalty
now excuse me while I have a nice swim before I dine a little later this evening at one of the finest seafood restaurants in southern California
here is a vid I just slapped together
basically this is what I do every day
not giving a fuck is my specialty
https://youtu.be/R6JyvAc1JB4
Sure. This is why it’s important to call out a bullshitter even on the small stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
0 for 3 moron
almost a year now not a single drop of alcohol and feeling better than ever physically and mentally
quite comfortable residing along the California coast in one of the most desirable places to live in San Diego county
gainfully employed with a well known national brand Fortune 500 company
eating like royalty
now excuse me while I have a nice swim before I dine a little later this evening at one of the finest seafood restaurants in southern California
here is a vid I just slapped together
basically this is what I do every day
not giving a fuck is my specialty
https://youtu.be/R6JyvAc1JB4
Marty is living a lie. No one cares except he fags the forum up with his fantasy life
The vid he just put together was a ripped off from beginning to end.
Gainfully employed blah blah, he’s an unemployed short order cook who just received an inheritance
His sobriety has had no affect on his mental illness
Sloppy Joe I will have your wife panties hanging from my flag pole by the end of next week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy JoeOld school Tyde, looks like Stuttering Pipes is grasping for words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
My 5 year old Vietnamese son can edit videos better than Marty, who at best is a contractor worker that would be immediately fired if they knew he was on here posting the N word
100% original video
edited by me with hand picked music
I’ll add that one to a vast library of over 400 vids archived from the last 12 years of my life spanning 43 countries
everything filmed in that vid was in the last 24 hours here in Oceanside/Carlsbad
or maybe it’s all bullshit and I just stole those clips from a stock footage site to impress a gimp like les
actually that shit is easy for me
Just imagine if I got serious doing video production with political/life commentary holy shit
problem is I am too preoccupied not giving a fuck
Relax champ you’ve been posting videos for a decade and getting a few dozen views if you’re lucky
it took me literally 20 minutes to throw that together moron…don’t flatter yourself thinking that took me any more time and effort than I spent taking my morning dumpQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
anyway…
so Pipes, are you grooming your 5 year old Vietnamese son for his gender transition yet ?
wrong again dumbfuckQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
the vast majority of my video library is either unlisted or marked private because I couldn’t give any less of a shit about ‘views’
but congrats, you perfectly illustrated my point about how pathetic and sad it is to be a shameless attention whoring faggot
how about we change the topic before you throw up another brick and humiliate yourself further
lets pivot to you telling us more about the daily trials and tribulations involved running sweatshops in the Philippines
Still fantasizing about the Thai lady Boys you fucked?
this angle of redirecting is a failing strategy brotherQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
the schtick is tired and boring now
please focus more on original fake Nicky Pipes lifestyle content…it’s much more entertaining
Endless pages of Tyde arguing with his dupe. Fascinating, the man is always playing 4-D chess.
Shut up pussyQuote:
Originally Posted by nightmarefish
Internet tough guy, classic Tyde. I hope the AC is ice cold lil bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipesShut up pussyQuote:
Originally Posted by nightmarefish
I have 3 AC units in my house and they are all cold as ice. The company I use was just out here for semi annual maintenance this WednesdayQuote:
Originally Posted by nightmarefishInternet tough guy, classic Tyde. I hope the AC is ice cold lil bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
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Originally Posted by NickyPipesShut up pussyQuote:
Originally Posted by nightmarefish
It’s been an absolute pleasure hijacking this thread
Last week I went to New York for one day. I flew there are 6AM one morning, back to PBI 9AM the next morning.
I was there for two business meetings. A lunch and a dinner meeting.
I booked the hotel room for the night before so I would have access to the room upon arrival and not need to argue with Customer Service about an early check in like Daniel.
I was there to meet with two different companies but was more interested in doing business with company I was having lunch with.
The lunch meeting went well, kind of as expected but the guy expressed he was limited in some capacity by his payment processor arrangements which annoyed me as he had told me online he could do unlimited volume. Nicky Pipes does not like to get capped out, do you understand?
The dinner meeting went particularly well, it was with three Argentinian guys but when I walked into the meeting I thought it was with 3 guys from Florida. They were a rowdy bunch and drinking Gin & Tonics when I arrived. They seemed drunk already. As you know, Nicky Pipes does not drink, but I ordered a Gin and Tonic as this is what you should do at a business dinner, you don't need to put on a show about how you don't drink. Always order the drink and just relax and sip it, a drink or two will not hurt as long as you stick to your daily sunning and sauna routine.
Anyways, they told me they used to live in Florida and still had condos in Miami and would be there this weekend and invited me down. I said look fellas why did you have me fly up to New York then?
I had lower expectations for the dinner meeting but overall it was an extremely enjoyable time and these Argentinians were not capped in any capacity by anyone.
When I got back home I told my team to focus on developing the relationship with this company.
Quickly things turned to gold. So far in August we have done $301,104.49 with them. The contract we signed had net5 payment terms but we negotiated this morning that they will pay us weekly. They will be sending a $100,000 deposit first thing Monday morning.
An interesting side note is that at the business meeting I told them my business partner who is from the Middle East prefers to exclusively hire young blonde women. They said they only hired men as they are better in IT. When I got home I was discussing business online with the big boss Argentine and he sent me a picture of one of our top associates and said "I see what you mean about your preferences hiring preferences." I said listen pal she is the Mother of two of my children. He said wow I have my foot in my mouth I really hope this won't negatively impact our business relationship ship. I said listen pal it doesn't affect a thing.
And the money printer kept printing $$$. Have a nice weekend PFA
Br-br-br-brother I wish you wellQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipesSloppy Joe I will have your wife panties hanging from my flag pole by the end of next week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe
what an epic fall from grace, meltdown of monstrous proportions, biggest absolute loser arc in forum history.
NickyPipes, stop posting, it's embarrassing, it's cringe as the zoomers would say, I'm honestly sorry I ever bought into your shtick
:noose
Relax pal we all had a laugh
yeah I'm just kidding idcQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
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Originally Posted by NickyPipes
https://youtu.be/pXlp0EVmxik
I’m guessing you didn’t put much effort in choosing this clip either.Quote:
Can you explain the relevance to anything in this thread?
I did notice the “hand picked” music you chose for your stock footage of a public beach video was gleamed from a flip flop website
you’re goin places
wait a minute is that the Fortune 500 company you mentioned? My bad
Would love to hear about this corporate gig you’ve landed
Oh come on, you know that’s not happening.
I couldn’t be happier
To be clear did you mean Fortune 500 or Fortune Cookie Inc.?
stealing….borrowing music from an online flip flop company
I’m going to revisit and like that one
Awe shucks, the kid logged off. Probably hitting the surf early tomorrow
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Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
0 for 3 moron
almost a year now not a single drop of alcohol and feeling better than ever physically and mentally
quite comfortable residing along the California coast in one of the most desirable places to live in San Diego county
gainfully employed with a well known national brand Fortune 500 company
eating like royalty
now excuse me while I have a nice swim before I dine a little later this evening at one of the finest seafood restaurants in southern California
here is a vid I just slapped together
basically this is what I do every day
not giving a fuck is my specialty
https://youtu.be/R6JyvAc1JB4
It’s hard to believe these two posts are from one person
never mind that they appear in the same thread.
does this mean the dingos are not real?
Not exaggerating, but this is the worst thread I have ever read since 2007. Even DJ Chaps stayed away from this train wreck. Just awful.