This morning as the sun came up over a rainy morning on Miami Beach I saw dolphins jumping in the Intracoastal while standing naked on a 26th floor balcony after being sucked dry by a big booty blonde wearing nothing but a red thong.
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This morning as the sun came up over a rainy morning on Miami Beach I saw dolphins jumping in the Intracoastal while standing naked on a 26th floor balcony after being sucked dry by a big booty blonde wearing nothing but a red thong.
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This is next level shit. Guys dupes are fighting each other now.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgull
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Originally Posted by NickyPipes
I am seriously considering in a few months going down to South Florida and knocking the shit out of you. I just had surgery on my rotator cuff otherwise I would be down there now to have a conversation.
You keep talking about this big booty blonde in your kitchen and and am sure it exists, but its a dude with dyed corn rows.
GTFO.
Always love seeing a welching drunk driver think they know what’s going on when they don’t have a clue!
Sometimes I like to drive through different areas just to see what it’s like.
I enjoy stopping in random small towns in the US and spending a night. Road man.
Do you know what I mean?
Have you ever driven through Central Florida? I drive through the towns and wonder, what do these people do for a living? How do they make money?
Sometimes I consider renting an apartment there, just to spend random nights or weeks. Would I like it?
I object to her wearing anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
It has been rainy for numerous days in a row, not ideal for sunning
In this type of scenario, it’s very important to add additional daily combat training to your routine
Instead of 8 rounds on the heavy bag, go 12. Add sparring.
Nick Pipes Bare Minimum Daily Requirements:
500 Push Ups
1,000 Sit Ups
50 Pull Ups
8 3-minute rounds on the heavy bag
Pipes is aware many of you are “out of shape” so start here:
50 Push Ups
100 sit ups
10 pull ups
6 2-minutes round on the heavy bag.
If Druff can complete this workout in 30 minutes Pipes will fund the first annual Nick Pipes PFA Freeroll
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Originally Posted by NickyPipes
GUY IS GOD
Not a lot going on in alligator alley. When Cracker Barrel is your “night out” it’s hard to have a very exciting life.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
You sound well traveled. Where are your favorite destinations? Where you headed too next?
I have been to a lot of random places, I like places in North Africa like Morocco and Egypt, I also like Dubai a lot but I do business in these places so I have a very nice business type experience compared to like random travel by yourself without knowing anyoneQuote:
Originally Posted by DalyNot a lot going on in alligator alley. When Cracker Barrel is your “night out” it’s hard to have a very exciting life.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
You sound well traveled. Where are your favorite destinations? Where you headed too next?
I have mainly been staying in Florida for last year or so because of Corona essentially ending this type of overseas business travel especially when it’s no essential at all to meet in person. Some I will go to the north east for some business meetings then later this year off to dubia Morocco Bangkok and Manila for some business
I’ll tell you my top place in Florida right now is Ocean Key Resort in Key West
Fellas it’s a nice place to bring a lady for a night or two especially if you get a suite overlooking the water
You”ve never been out of Florida. JacksonvilleQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
I’ll cut everything you own
Anyways so I got tired of Bangkok quick, you don’t need an extended stay there to get the point. Better to use BKK as a “central hub” for your travels
So I knew I wanted to go to Chiang Mai in North as some guys I knew on a poker forum lived there and told me exactly what I wanted to here: cheap but nice living, good food, easy backpack chicks , etc
Basically I asked some people at a bar if they had been there and they had and liked it. They said you could take an overnight bus there, so I decided to do that the next night
Booked a ticket it’s like $20. Long ride, like 10 hours or something
When I got there I met up with some fellas that played poker
One of them said he lived in a place that was basically a hotel but apartments you could rent monthly. Sounded perfect to me as fully furnished, AC, don’t cook anyways. I decided to get a month
I liked it their, but I had read “the beach” by Alex Garland on the bus ride up and that really resonated with me at that age so very soon after arrival I said “what’s pipes doing in the mountains when the beach is only a few hours away”
I also realized that I didn’t exactly fit in with the poker grinders there. Well I did and I liked them but their aspiration was to grind low stakes online and live cheap in Thailand, that was it. Not me
While there I took some fun moto bike tours in the mountains, there’s a lot of day & multi day trips you can take in that area that is very scenic
But it was quickly time to move on, my months room was coming up and Air Asia had a discount on flight to Krabi
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Originally Posted by NickyPipes
You can give him 30 days, and still not going to happen.
You may be wondering how Nick Pipes got his name?
Muay Thai
Coach said when I elbow my opponents it’s like they got hit by a pipe
Elbows like pipes, one knock you’re out cold
Next stop WilloughbyQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Does Pipes think a second passport and loose diamonds in the home safe is part of a well rounded financial plan?
Brother I wish I a second passport but there’s no realistic path for that other than paying some shithole a bunch of money. Did consider the live in Puerto Rico thing for the business tax breaks but never sent for it. Have a lot of associates who do the PR thing and it seems great, been there to visit them and it’s a nice lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Yes Nick Pipes has many diamonds and jewels, they are guarded 24/7 by the dingos
The sun has been fantastic the last few days. It’s been a rainy last few weeks so the sun is appreciated.
After a few days of no sunning, once you are back at it you feel unbelievably invigorated, it’s like injecting jet fuel. I can not be stopped. It provides such a testosterone fueled energy boost that I find myself pacing back and forth in my office like a caged lion. The look in my eye can terrify even the toughest sailor. A man on a mission.
Do you understand how violent a sparring session is after 30 minutes of sunning your balls in the south Florida heat?
It’s on the road again for Nick Pipes this weekend. Heading north to meet a North African associate. Prior to Corona, I was spending a month or two every year in a village by the sea in Morocco with him handling various business. We have been all over the Middle East and some other random places like India and Philippines. Corona put a damper on that but for our business the travel is not essential more icing on the cake
You’re gay, so what?Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Brother I appreciate your feedback, thank you
The punishment for gay sex in Morocco is 3 years in jail. It’s that element of danger that makes it so exciting for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitlesYou’re gay, so what?Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
I appreciate all comments, positive and negative!
Back in Florida after a few days away. Look all I’m going to say is New York is a shit hole, could never imagine living there. A gloomy and dirty place. Not agreeable with the Nick Pipes Lifestyle
Thankfully there have been some memorable sunning opportunities upon return. Nothing better than sunning your bare balls after a few days up north
Who fed and ran the dingoes while you were gone?Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
NICKYPIPES STILL GOD
I employ an entire staff of course they handle itQuote:
Originally Posted by Walter SobchakWho fed and ran the dingoes while you were gone?Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Stayed up late and got up early to finish some “business” ...
Now it’s time to hit the road for an hour or two fellas “heading south”
I had 25 minutes of free time this morning boys and that makes a guy like Nicky Pipes quite dangerous.
Always keep a predator busy
Brothers a guy like Nicky Pipes does not “sit around”
At night if I want to watch and bet on a game I pace around the estate like a psychopath occasionally stopping to do push ups or to Pound my chest
Women will ask me “Nicky Pipes why don’t you sit and relax?”
I do not sit and relax I have ideas in my head, plans to make, I’d rather hit the road and make a few bucks
Where’s the action?
Run the numbers
Raw red meat
Deep ocean swims
Sparring
Heavy bag
Weight Room
Sauna
Big booty blonde
Running dunes
Dingoe patrol
Stacking Cash
call Center king
Spamming Sheik
People’s champ
The undeniable
knockout Nick pipes
I just watched a classic Seinfeld and that line could have workedQuote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipesI employ an entire staff of course they handle itQuote:
Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak
Brother you speak in riddles
It’s funny because it’s unbelievable.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
BGC was the goat in riddle talk. Lol wow is second but he’s unaware
Brother those who speak negatively towards it are destined to stay where they are, but those who take positivity from it are also destined to one day rise up and experience it themselves. Some people go one way some people go the other that’s life.
Brothers I am getting an upper back and neck message thinking about my day, watching the Rays game hoping they’ll win
Lately I’ve been feeling like I want to hit the road, a few days at a time isn’t cutting it especially when that’s business anyways
I’d like to take a drive like Druff did
But I can’t, too much is riding on each day, can’t miss a minute of it
Some mornings I wake up and dream of hitting the road and grinding cash hopping from casino to casino
That was then this is now
Back then I’d give anything to be in a mansion getting massages by a big booty blonde and nowadays I’d give everything to be in a cheap motel getting ready to play a 2/5 game all night
You mentioned you have teams working for you all over, wouldn’t it be possible for you to run things mobile just for a week or two? If you’re driving you can haul some extra monitors with you and set them up at each stop. I’ve done it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Yes brother it is possible but I do not like working from a hotelQuote:
Originally Posted by Walter SobchakYou mentioned you have teams working for you all over, wouldn’t it be possible for you to run things mobile just for a week or two? If you’re driving you can haul some extra monitors with you and set them up at each stop. I’ve done it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
The back office at my estate is where business is done, deals are cut and checks are cashed
It’s tough to step away brother
Brother have a team all over the globe does not make going away easier it makes it harder
Brothers the sun is coming out
Made a fortune today, riches some could only imagine
Brothers it rained earlier on and off but now the sun is out
Time to sun brothers
Brothers for the last month I have been having frequent “chest” “pains” that feel somewhat like a heart attack
Last night I woke up at 2 am to a horrible pain in my chest that kept me up for quite a while
Brothers I did not let this stop me, I still got up before sun rise and completed my rounds on the heavy bags. Brothers I greeted the sun from the glorious sandy beach and swam with dolphins in the deep ocean
Brothers I made thousands of dollars in business and handle important calls and set up important business meetings this weekend at 1000 North where I will host a dinner
Brothers I sunned my balls and did an arm workout that would make an average man sore for a month
Brothers a little “chest” “pain” can not stop an absolute animal, a machine
Do you understand how badly my chest still hurts? It’s as if my heart is a knot
Do you understand this will not stop me?
Brother I will check the numbers again in 2 hours, handle a call or two and I will bet the Rays to win the game and series
Brothers I will finish the night enjoy the pleasure of a big booty blonde laying in a California king overlooking the Atlantic Ocean
The original heart attack
Nice setup for the death of this dupe. Protip: don’t have someone else confirm it like Cmoney did. When you push the button just disappear.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Brother do not be disrespectfulQuote:
Originally Posted by Walter SobchakNice setup for the death of this dupe. Protip: don’t have someone else confirm it like Cmoney did. When you push the button just disappear.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyPipes
Brother you think they can Kill Nicky Pipes?
Brother I’ve been stabbed, assaulted and jailed
Brother nobody is touching or killing Penthouse Pipes