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I hope you (phillycheesstake) realize I do you a favour by not responding to your every thread........No? do you not appreciate this?

Ask anyone near.....you will not survive a full onslaught from me.......no one has to date........peace is your best option and one I prefer. yes? no?

I mean, calling someone a bumbling alcoholic yet being unable to understand the Queens english or common sense is laughable........I don't wish to call out

the less fortunate or stupid but I must defend myself where approriate

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I have a cold right now. It's not a terrible cold, but the symptoms are present enough to be annoying.

This is the first time I've been sick for more than 24 hours in the year 2012.

In 2010, I had three major colds which lasted 2-4 weeks and carried unusually severe symptoms. This all occurred within a period of 6 months. I thought that it might be the sign of something bigger that was wrong with me, and started to become concerned.

However, I was a lot healthier in 2011, and it's even better in 2012, despite daily exposure to a young child and playing in the germ-filled WSOP.

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are you high, druff?

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:lol2

Same thing I thought.


I also have a cold right now. Summer colds are the worst. My head feels detached, so I'm guessing Druff's must also. It feels like strep, but I was surprised to find the culture come back negative. It has moved to chest now and lingering.

I hope people on this forum recognize my conciliatory response to the previous postings by Justified homicide....We have had our differences and despite coming out ahead of the game I decided to lay off the "debate". I chose to let it go so to speak despite winning the day in more ways than one........well when the opponent who has had their nose bloodied decides to take a last shot I cannot stand by for such foolishness...........the "game" is back on.....Weiss would have done much better by leaving dogs lie........but no he chooses to test the waters.....fine by me

Anyone here Have any experience using silk rd? Or thoughts on using tor in general.

Not trying to discuss shitcoins value or anything shycon related.

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Originally Posted by limitles

I mean, calling someone a bumbling alcoholic yet being unable to understand the Queens english or common sense is laughable........I don't wish to call out

the less fortunate or stupid but I must defend myself where approriate

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I hope people on this forum recognize my conciliatory response to the previous postings by Justified homicide....We have had our differences and despite coming out ahead of the game I decided to lay off the "debate". I chose to let it go so to speak despite winning the day in more ways than one........well when the opponent who has had their nose bloodied decides to take a last shot I cannot stand by for such foolishness...........the "game" is back on.....Weiss would have done much better by leaving dogs lie........but no he chooses to test the waters.....fine by me

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Anyone here Have any experience using silk rd? Or thoughts on using tor in general.

Not trying to discuss shitcoins value or anything shycon related.

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depends on what you are looking to use TOR for. i see no reason to use it other than to visit secured websites, which often times they're secured for reasons that you shouldn't be accessing them for to begin with.

if you're looking for privacy just pick up a vpn with a gift card visa that you paid for with cash.

Not trying to use tor for anything other than procuring some mind benders. Just don't know too much about it and would like to learn more. I wish I had real life friends that knew about this shit.

Being able to get dmt shipped out is a lot cooler these days than doing drug shopping at hippie festivals.

random questions are also ok i guess:

when i go to the PFA mainpage i sometimes get this message in the top of the screen

"Warning: file_get_contents failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 503 Service Unavailable on line 1029"

obv i am a computer noob.

thanks for answering!

limitles, you tounge chewing idiot drunk. Why don't you just go to AA, admit you're alcoholic, get a sponsor and start working the steps. Jesus Christ detox and rehab doesn't seem to be doing the trick to treat your alcoholism.

Your mom says "take a bath"... btw

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random questions are also ok i guess:

when i go to the PFA mainpage i sometimes get this message in the top of the screen

"Warning: file_get_contents failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 503 Service Unavailable on line 1029"

obv i am a computer noob.

thanks for answering!

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Thanks for letting me know.

I will fix this right now.

Had a dream last night that I looked at my iPhone and discovered the wallpaper picture (which is supposed to be a pic of Benjamin) was changed to a collage of pictures of lakingsfan12 and Joy Miller.

I figured that lakingsfan12 was responsible for this, and had somehow remotely hacked my iPhone and put up that wallpaper to taunt me.

I confronted him and he not only admitted to it, but he told me that he had hacked my iPhone months ago, and has been downloading all of my data since then.

He then proceeded to tell me all of my passwords everywhere.

He also somehow had access to all of the data on my laptop, too.

I was really pissed off and was trying to figure out what to do about this, and then I woke up.

It's of uncharacteristic of me, but I'm in a really bad mood after reading all the replies in this thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...ng_newspapers/

It happened gradually. Each story annoyed me a little more until I got so pissed off that I had to step away from my computer.

This is pretty fucking funny imo:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/24/wo...n.html?_r=1&hp

I only first noticed this last season that Dwyane Wade's first name has the "y" and "a" mixed up.

Best name in pro sports......Russian rookie for the Edmonton Oilers, Nail Yakupov

Weird story about him as well

Nail Yakupov has a leg infection from falling off a treadmill Treadmills are scary

http://blogs.thescore.com/nhl/2012/0...f-a-treadmill/

sneez so hard

got a herniated disk in my neck and have been out of my bed for maybe 30 minutes the past two days

that shit cray

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sneez so hard

got a herniated disk in my neck and have been out of my bed for maybe 30 minutes the past two days

that shit cray

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kooky

Did you know cats "meow" to communicate with humans only? Cats do not "meow" with each other.

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Mute point - Kind of a reach, but somewhat sensible. If a point is no longer worth debating, I suppose you could say it's silent.
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greatest Friends scene ever just because I've heard people say it like that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObtPBh3NXs

This umpire in the Mia/LAD game has the biggest strike zone ive ever seen. How the hell have they scored 10 runs already?

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

Mute point - Kind of a reach, but somewhat sensible. If a point is no longer worth debating, I suppose you could say it's silent.
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greatest Friends scene ever just because I've heard people say it like that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObtPBh3NXs

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I never watched a full episode of 'Friends'.

I did watch enough to realize that is the most overrated successful TV Sitcom in history.

I fucking hate going to work hungover. My bones hurt. Fuck this

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I fucking hate going to work hungover. My bones hurt. Fuck this

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I hear ya. I stopped drinking til intoxication years ago because of this. 2 or 3 and I'm done.

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I fucking hate going to work hungover. My bones hurt. Fuck this

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I hear ya. I stopped drinking til intoxication years ago because of this. 2 or 3 and I'm done.

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While I cant say I NEVER drink to intoxication anymore, it has gone down from every Saturday night in my 20s to maybe once every couple of months now because of the horrible hangovers.

Drank way too much Gin one Friday night and had to go to work the next day. Had a horrible hangover. Barely made it through the day. Never got that drunk again. Never touched Gin again. May have kept me from becoming an alcoholic. Most of the guys I ran around with when I was a kid probably are now.

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If I could completely shut off dreaming, I would.

I have always had far more bad dreams than good/neutral ones.

Even some of my neutral dreams turn bad in a way, where I walk around seemingly for hours (even if it's not really hours) looking for something or someone I can't find.

Good dreams are very rare for me. I had one last week. The dream jumped around to a bunch of different scenes, but all of them were fun. In one of them, I was a player on the Lakers.

I actually have fewer bad dreams now than I used to.

I never have sex in my dreams. Something always stops it from happening.

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I have a lot of dreams like that as well - the wandering and looking kind.

And simlarly, whenever something sexual arises, it never actually ends up happening (all the way) in the dream. Except for this one time - I actualluy had a real orgasm in a dream once, and then I woke up and realized I had had it in real life as well. But there was no intercourse - I believe that one was oral sex. Still, at least I "got some" in a dream once.

One thing I have noted about my dreams; if I'm about to wake up (perhaps coming out of REM too fast for whatever reason), in whatever dream I am in at that moment, I suddenly can't walk - it's like my legs go dead under me. This makes me wonder if there isn't something to the dream theory that our dreams are an alter reality that we live in while sleeping, just as valid as the reality we know while awake. (That would explain why when stuck in that in-between stage between realities, I cannot navigate the dream environment - it's like the essence of me is being torn out of that other place.)

I've read that some have theorized that our dreams are the true reality, and our waking perceptions are the dreams.

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Originally Posted by Jefferson

are limes baby lemons?

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Probably more like juveniles.

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NO. Limes and lemons are both citrus and have many similarities, but they are not the same fruit. A lime will never turn into a lemon.

http://www.diffen.com/difference/Lemon_vs_Lime

The only reoccurring dream I have is me alone in an old houses basement. I am keenly aware there is a ghost or presence in the basement with me. Sometimes the ghost fucks with me. Sometimes I get a sense to get the fuck out of the basement. Sometimes I don't.

I kind of enjoy it.

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If I could completely shut off dreaming, I would.

I have always had far more bad dreams than good/neutral ones.

Even some of my neutral dreams turn bad in a way, where I walk around seemingly for hours (even if it's not really hours) looking for something or someone I can't find.

Good dreams are very rare for me. I had one last week. The dream jumped around to a bunch of different scenes, but all of them were fun. In one of them, I was a player on the Lakers.

I actually have fewer bad dreams now than I used to.

I never have sex in my dreams. Something always stops it from happening.

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I have a lot of dreams like that as well - the wandering and looking kind.

And simlarly, whenever something sexual arises, it never actually ends up happening (all the way) in the dream. Except for this one time - I actualluy had a real orgasm in a dream once, and then I woke up and realized I had had it in real life as well. But there was no intercourse - I believe that one was oral sex. Still, at least I "got some" in a dream once.

One thing I have noted about my dreams; if I'm about to wake up (perhaps coming out of REM too fast for whatever reason), in whatever dream I am in at that moment, I suddenly can't walk - it's like my legs go dead under me. This makes me wonder if there isn't something to the dream theory that our dreams are an alter reality that we live in while sleeping, just as valid as the reality we know while awake. (That would explain why when stuck in that in-between stage between realities, I cannot navigate the dream environment - it's like the essence of me is being torn out of that other place.)

I've read that some have theorized that our dreams are the true reality, and our waking perceptions are the dreams.

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Today is my first day of my vacation and what did I dream about last night? Work. FML

One week from today.

The only thing that matters.

FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL

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Did you know cats "meow" to communicate with humans only? Cats do not "meow" with each other.

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Adult cats do not meow with each other. Kittens do meow to ask their mothers for shit. That's probably why cats communicate with us in a similar manner.

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One week from today.

The only thing that matters.

FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL

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Aren't we on week 3 of preseason? Or are you talking about college football?

I hate NCAA so much.

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Adult cats do not meow with each other. Kittens do meow to ask their mothers for shit. That's probably why cats communicate with us in a similar manner.

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Originally Posted by herbertstemple

One week from today.

The only thing that matters.

FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL

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Aren't we on week 3 of preseason? Or are you talking about college football?

I hate NCAA so much.

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Adult cats do not meow with each other. Kittens do meow to ask their mothers for shit. That's probably why cats communicate with us in a similar manner.

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Originally Posted by herbertstemple

One week from today.

The only thing that matters.

FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO OTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOT BALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBA LLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL

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Aren't we on week 3 of preseason? Or are you talking about college football?

I hate NCAA so much.

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Maybe in some distant unknown universe there is a warped misguided god that will forgive you.

But not here.

Death May Be Your Santa Claus.

+1 not being a fan of College Football. Just never got into it.

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+1 not being a fan of College Football. Just never got into it.

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College Football is faggot

I might give college football a chance now that they have something resembling a proper playoff system. Before I had zero interest in meaningless bowls and voting in champions. I still expect to see undefeated teams get shut out and unpaid "student-athletes" being leeched upon, but I guess this is a step in the right direction.

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Water Wigs y'all




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I never watched a full episode of 'Friends'.

I did watch enough to realize that is the most overrated successful TV Sitcom in history.

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I haven't read very many of your posts but I have read enough to know that you should kill yourself.

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If I could completely shut off dreaming, I would.

I have always had far more bad dreams than good/neutral ones.

Even some of my neutral dreams turn bad in a way, where I walk around seemingly for hours (even if it's not really hours) looking for something or someone I can't find.

Good dreams are very rare for me. I had one last week. The dream jumped around to a bunch of different scenes, but all of them were fun. In one of them, I was a player on the Lakers.

I actually have fewer bad dreams now than I used to.

I never have sex in my dreams. Something always stops it from happening.

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I have a lot of dreams like that as well - the wandering and looking kind.

And simlarly, whenever something sexual arises, it never actually ends up happening (all the way) in the dream. Except for this one time - I actualluy had a real orgasm in a dream once, and then I woke up and realized I had had it in real life as well. But there was no intercourse - I believe that one was oral sex. Still, at least I "got some" in a dream once.

One thing I have noted about my dreams; if I'm about to wake up (perhaps coming out of REM too fast for whatever reason), in whatever dream I am in at that moment, I suddenly can't walk - it's like my legs go dead under me. This makes me wonder if there isn't something to the dream theory that our dreams are an alter reality that we live in while sleeping, just as valid as the reality we know while awake. (That would explain why when stuck in that in-between stage between realities, I cannot navigate the dream environment - it's like the essence of me is being torn out of that other place.)

I've read that some have theorized that our dreams are the true reality, and our waking perceptions are the dreams.

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I remember less than 10% of dreams. I usually wake up remembering a dream but the instant I get out of bed it goes away.

One time in a dream I smoked weed with somebody and distinctly remember the feeling of being high in the dream. I even remember being mid-dream and thinking that it was bizarre to feel high while asleep. Some crazy Inception shit was going on. I even woke up sort of feeling like I was actually high the night before. This was obv psychological but still.

I did not go to bed high that night and hadn't smoked any weed for a couple of months.

I'm the same with sex in dreams, it comes close to happening but never actually happens. Gay.

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I never watched a full episode of 'Friends'.

I did watch enough to realize that is the most overrated successful TV Sitcom in history.

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I haven't read very many of your posts but I have read enough to know that you should kill yourself.

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Actually, SixToedPete is right on this one.

"Friends" sucks.

I tried to like it, but it just came off to me as unfunny '90s garbage.

You compare that to classic sitcoms like "All in the Family" and it just comes up so short in every way.

I'm sure SixToedPete will also agree about All in the Family being great, because he's old. Pretty much every old person universally loves All in the Family.

On a side note, "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane, who is my age, also loves All in the Family, to the point where he based Family Guy's theme song on it, and even once recreated the All in the Family end song for Quahog.