The skin is red and radiating heat, how is this not some kind of chemical weapon??
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The skin is red and radiating heat, how is this not some kind of chemical weapon??
Please tell us you are recording this for youtube
that Butch T is pure pain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEuaS...feature=relmfuQuote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
Pretty sure this guy has ate every kind of pepper out there. He sells a lot of exotic seeds too.
I nibbled on a piece and it was hot fire, when I put the rest in the bag I noticed mold and had to clean off a couple, and throw a couple away (including habaneros', I think they were the culprit having been store bought. the mold started on the stems, it's easy to wash off, kind of weird) so I still haven't manned up to eat a whole one. The good ones are drying in the sun (or were, i gotta go check em) so while the mold scare dies off I am attemping to muster enough testicular fortitude to carry this out.
Hot DAMN does this shit burn! It's not spicy, it's painful, this is a weapon waiting to be made. Imagine dipping arrowheads into the juice, I can't imagine how much it would hurt to get shot with one and this stuff entering one's bloodstream. ugh
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Originally Posted by 408Mike
Fucking idiot.
Reps for suggesting sriracha, I have eaten this most of my life and turned a number of friends onto it. A number of mexicans I know eat it now over tapatio or chalula, it's fucking GOOD!Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
Have you tried the garlic variant? I didn't like it so much.
Only problem with sriracha- it will make your shit turn red if you eat too much. Been there many times, the feeling that washes over you when your asshole burns like fire and your curiousity wins forcing you to peek at what you've left behind SURE that something is broken after molten lava spewed against the toilet bowl, AND YOU SEE EVERYTHING IS RED OMG haha. Took a good 15 seconds of WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW happening before I put 2 and 2 together and blamed the sriracha.
Good times all around.
are you posting a BUTCH T video or am I wasting my Saturday night waiting for it when I could be furiously masterbating?
oh gdamnit, i fuckingQuote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
should
be
eating it right now
give me a few, let me check for substance between my legs here
terms I agreed to, here goes, video coming up after I am finished.Quote:
Are you going to eat it whole, chew for 30 seconds, video it, and post it on PFA?
I will stay up a bit later than I anticipated and wait for it.
NEVER FORGET
40ATE-A-PEPPER
Born 8-4-1978 / Died 10-20-2012
youtube up
i feel pretty sick
burped 20 min after, the burp burned my nose
i nearly died for you bitches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NFT7unE484&feature=youtu.be
I can't even watch it, the smell, the fire, the pain
oh god, my stomach is fucking KILLING ME
chewed 30 secs and swallowed
YES, I SWALLOWED THE WHOLE THING
I can still taste it..
change thread title to something randoms would search for and add descriptions
but hof even though i'm only a couple minutes in
way to follow through for once mikey
I am never *NEVER* pouncing on the next "Hey guys, WHO WANTS HOT PEPPERS?" offer I see, to be sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
The strangest thing, my genitals are on fire right now, and my stomach, from having touched myself to go to the bathroom earlier and some of the juice being on my fingers. This after I washed my hands TWICE before going to the bathroom mind you. The pain subsided for a while, and then began to burn again AFTER I ATE THIS PEPPER
Wtf is all I can say, and I RESPECT hot food x10000 now.
Camerman is Mike, 408mikes long time friend/neighbor/landlord/father, the plate on the table had the rest of the peppers (that pile of disgustingness went RIGHT INTO THE GARBAGE after I did the video) and yes, I was shaking my leg so bad I was bouncing the table around. Ya'll have no idea, the smell! the smell... .... wow....
I wish I was more surprised that you managed to burn your dick with juice from the pepper.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408MikeI am never *NEVER* pouncing on the next "Hey guys, WHO WANTS HOT PEPPERS?" offer I see, to be sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
The strangest thing, my genitals are on fire right now, and my stomach, from having touched myself to go to the bathroom earlier and some of the juice being on my fingers. This after I washed my hands TWICE before going to the bathroom mind you. The pain subsided for a while, and then began to burn again AFTER I ATE THIS PEPPER
Wtf is all I can say, and I RESPECT hot food x10000 now.
Camerman is Mike, 408mikes long time friend/neighbor/landlord/father, the plate on the table had the rest of the peppers (that pile of disgustingness went RIGHT INTO THE GARBAGE after I did the video) and yes, I was shaking my leg so bad I was bouncing the table around. Ya'll have no idea, the smell! the smell... .... wow....
i can't believe you would throw faduniak's work in the garbageQuote:
Originally Posted by 408MikeI am never *NEVER* pouncing on the next "Hey guys, WHO WANTS HOT PEPPERS?" offer I see, to be sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
The strangest thing, my genitals are on fire right now, and my stomach, from having touched myself to go to the bathroom earlier and some of the juice being on my fingers. This after I washed my hands TWICE before going to the bathroom mind you. The pain subsided for a while, and then began to burn again AFTER I ATE THIS PEPPER
Wtf is all I can say, and I RESPECT hot food x10000 now.
Camerman is Mike, 408mikes long time friend/neighbor/landlord/father, the plate on the table had the rest of the peppers (that pile of disgustingness went RIGHT INTO THE GARBAGE after I did the video) and yes, I was shaking my leg so bad I was bouncing the table around. Ya'll have no idea, the smell! the smell... .... wow....
man is the god of chilis, respect his work or pay it forward to someone who would
i thought you had a meeting with the san jose pepper mafia coming up anyway?
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also, does cameraman mike read skatz?
how much have you told him about scuter?
only two butch t's went in the garbage, in fairness I ate the rest piece by piece, the rest of the pile were habanero'sQuote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFMLi can't believe you would throw faduniak's work in the garbageQuote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
man is the god of chilis, respect his work or pay it forward to someone who would
i thought you had a meeting with the san jose pepper mafia coming up anyway?
edit:
also, does cameraman mike read skatz?
how much have you told him about scuter?
the san jose pepper mafia still haven't made it to nine palms when Mike and I are there, but then, they are old, and old people tend to forget everything. I still have 2 butch t's saved for them, so there are still 2 that I have
cameraman probably reads skatz, as my mother does (well they both try to, both have told me the content tends to be too vulgar)
yes, I have told cameraman about scuter, he said based on what he's heard scuter must be a genius of some kind, and larry the doctor called scuter "a prodigy" and that tends to be people's reactions to him BEFORE they try to read anything he's written. From there, it's murky, let's put it that way, hence my offer to help him write.
Almost 100% of the time people are impressed like heck at scuter and his knowledge, especially how he helped me, and invariably the first time they try to read his writing they run for the hills instead.
College graduates, a doctor, an engineer for Lockheed I hope I am painting a clear picture here? Scuter asserts he doesn't GIVE A FUCK as these people must be "too stupid to read" and yadda yadda.
Scooter is and will always be the worlds biggest toddler. The phrase "Lost in Translation" seems applicable, and like I said I offered to transcribe scuters posts for him and make them shorter and more readable, and I was banned within 2 weeks or so from when I said it. He has never even remotely considered forgiving me. You think you've seen a meltdown? I can assure you, you've seen NOTHING like angry scooter who feels someone is fucking with his posts or misquoting him.
I would never have the balls to eat something that hot. Kudos on that Mike, and for making me laugh pretty hard during that first 5 minutes. My favorite part was when you blew your nose and the spices got up in your nostrils. LOL!!!!
Funny, wish I hadn't been reading all the craziness you have been posting over the last few months. Judging by the videos you made before and this one, you seem like a very nice, likable, well spoken, intelligent guy.
The internet is a fucked up place.
Somebody posts a vid of themselves eating an absurdly hot pepper for no particular reason and that makes them seem "intelligent"? He somehow managed to burn his dick with it. 408 comes across as a lot of things in those vids, but intelligent is certainly not one of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
I have also burned my dick by chopping jalapenos and peeing later, not washing my hands in between. I never thought it necessary, and jalapenos are pretty low on the Scoville scale. At least I know better now.
After washing my hands TWICE I suffered.Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Apparently you have good advice on making loot from these kinds of things? PM me bro, I am trying to make it sprinkle over here.
I am all things you described and not a soul that knows me has ever felt otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
I feel as if I have no perspective as to how I am perceived by others
thx for props
my nose still burns btw, nothing seems to help
I'm not sure what you mean. Do you want to earn money by burning your penis?Quote:
Originally Posted by 408MikeAfter washing my hands TWICE I suffered.Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Apparently you have good advice on making loot from these kinds of things? PM me bro, I am trying to make it sprinkle over here.
You are as smart as 408. Congrats. What did you expect would happen when you touched your cock with your jalapeno soaked hands? Did you really need trial and error to know what would happen?Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Damn Mike thanks for giving that the old college try it was a somewhat enjoyable video even though I prefer to watch chicks eat these peppers and see their reactions afterward.Quote:
Originally Posted by 408Mike
It's not like I went straight from the kitchen to the pisser. It occurred several hours later, and my hands weren't soaked. It never occurred to me that it would burn my skin, after all it doesn't do that to your hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal_HershiserYou are as smart as 408. Congrats. What did you expect would happen when you touched your cock with your jalapeno soaked hands? Did you really need trial and error to know what would happen?Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Call me an idiot if you like. I'm sure it's a common mistake.
:lol2Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal_HershiserSomebody posts a vid of themselves eating an absurdly hot pepper for no particular reason and that makes them seem "intelligent"? He somehow managed to burn his dick with it. 408 comes across as a lot of things in those vids, but intelligent is certainly not one of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
I'm not saying he has acted intelligently. I was saying if you just went by how he acts in these videos you wouldn't consider him a jackass. Obv throw in all the other stuff and all is lost.
Yeah. Everyone burns their dicks with jalapeno juice. It's a "common" mistake. Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySiriusIt's not like I went straight from the kitchen to the pisser. It occurred several hours later, and my hands weren't soaked. It never occurred to me that it would burn my skin, after all it doesn't do that to your hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser
Call me an idiot if you like. I'm sure it's a common mistake.
Granted, eating the hottest pepper known to man for a bunch of guys on the internet you will most likely never meet isn't high up on the intelligence scale...
I'm just gonna bow out of this convo now.
Thanks for the laughs Mike.
Love this article sooo much.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
Mikey, how were you thinking you'd make money with this video?
I'm actually happy to see Mike follow through with soemting and do a good job.
One question though. To those who say pepper burns briefly from hands touching cock. Why aren't hands burning like crazy too then (or maybe they are and nobody mentions it)?
The skin on your hands is totally different skin. Also, it's toughened up from years of use. If you touch your nose with jalapeņo or Serrano juice on your fingers, you will hurt yourself. I've never had the misfortune of touching my private parts, but have definitely abused my nose before just brushing my hand across my face without thinking while cooking.
So in theory chronic masturbation would serve as an evolutionary mechanism agianst this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vwls
Someone remind me to tell the story about how, one time, I mistook CHOLULA SAUCE for JERGENS.
Nice video Mike, there were a few lulz and you followed through on something you said you were going to do.
Nice job.