$278
TSLA joins the #METOO electric car movement.
David Baasov and Elon Musk gonna be sharing tips about lawyers and golf swings on the 12th hole soon.
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heard a great story that last week elon lost his fucking shit because the assembly lines stopped every time he wandered too close to them so he literally head butted a fucking car and it wasnt funny or cute just disturbing.
grimes is literally tesla's yoko.
so elon 'totally not a drug addict' musk will be clearing up all these misunderstandings on the joe rogan show, 9:30pm pacific time.
Mintjewlips,
You are the opposite of the wormhole. Texas -13 = loser. And now Elon Musk is God thread is turning into even a bigger fail.
Rogan currently interviewing Elon. Bourbon is flowing. Could be hof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycPr5-27vSI
"the universe as we know it will dissipate into a fine mist of cold nothingness eventually"
fuck
He's on the JRE
Sharp as a tack
Breaking sales records
Beautiful
That turned out well.
Musk just can’t help himself. You are watching a guy self destruct in real time.
Tsla is drilling for oil.
Tsla $263. As low as 253.98 which will be retested.
I watched a little of the podcast. It was akin to sitting in a college dorm listening to two college sophomores talk about their pubescent understanding of the world.Quote:
The man that created tens of billions in market capitalization for an unprofitable enterprise through sheer salesmanship is going further and further down a road that will destroy it,"
"With each tweet, every absurd statement, every promise that cannot be kept, Musk is destroying the credibility that Tesla so desperately needs in order to succeed."
I will credit Musk with saying one thing that had an effect on my feelings about combustion engines vs electric as a consumer. He said something along the lines of “electric motors can respond within milliseconds and the combustion engine is slow to respond.”
It’s obvious but it was the way he said it. Good salesman.
I’m not talking acceleration. Initially, I swore I would never own an electric vehicle. The acceleration changed my mind. However, it’s the responsiveness to all conditions. The things that can be done to adjust to bad conditions or track conditions.
I’ll own an electric someday. Mercedes, Porsche or Acura. A brand that knows manufacturing not just design. Save my pennies. Instead of being a hater I’ll probably get a huge rush.
There are guys who collect and restore Studebaker Avantis. The car was brilliant and amazingly timeless. 50 years later it still almost looks current. Studebaker just couldn’t make money with it.
Studebaker sold Avanti and it then changed hands many times over the years. The beauty of the concept kept luring investors vs a viable and profitable product. Tesla will probably be sold to someone who knows manufacturing.
Musk was a huge character and will flame out in a spectacular mushroom cloud. The Rogan podcast may be looked back upon as an important dot on the timeline that records the collapse.
I was there for a little while.
Simp, you traded TSLA the day of the $420 Saudi investor nonsense.
Aren’t you getting emails from law firms trying to get in on the class action suits? I get a new one everyday. What they don’t know is I was short that day.
Texas -13 = fail
Falcons -1 = fail
Elon Musk = fail
Keep up the good work Mint. Elon looked very unstable last night, stock would probably rally hard if he got replaced.
Rogan isn’t in my rotation.
The obvious question that I held as I listened to him ask Musk about the nature of the universe and other inane questions whilst plying him with whisky was, “is Rogan setting Musk up for the kill shot?”
I only listened to the beginning before I couldn’t take anymore. I rather decided Rogan wasn’t that sort.
The result was the same whether deliberate or not, it would appear.
I found this riveting. Predict he will go insane and not live to a ripe old age. Very sad actually. I really want that dancing Tesla tho. Yay a bucket item!
Our generations Howard Hughes, I suppose.
I chuckled at the spirit of the post.
I immediately thought of Hughes fucking up TWA though. So it’s more coge than funny I guess
A guy who was regarded as genius and prophet to be dismissed from his own company as a clown and a cancer - that’s gonna do a number on a guy’s head
Everyone makes the comparison to yung egomaniac Job’s dismissal from Apple. Except Jobs stumbled into Pixar by way of NeXT computing power. There, Jobs identified the genius of Lassiter and made more money than he ever did at Apple round one.
At least that’s how I remember it.
We will see if Musk ever makes a profit anywhere. I joke
Elon looks to me like hes got early onset Parkinsons, his body seems to twitch and convulse uncontrollably at times...
Just heard Musk on Rogan. First time I've heard him speak. Damn near turned it off as his speaking style is very chopped. Many moments of dead air which are bad for radio.
In the end I think he is a genius, don't buy his ai predictions but am a fan now where prior I had no opinion.
Cut to funny stuff...
https://youtu.be/7wyRcyGl5oY
i struggle with finding his genius.
he wasnt a genius for a very long time, he was a balding tech nerd who won a pot of gold in the dot com lottery.
'genius' would be easier to swallow for me if he had actually accomplished all this without the fiscal leverage to bring any of his microdosing day dreams within arms reach.
to put a finer edge on this; was it genius to send a fucking tesla into space?
no. it was audacious, thats all. sending a tesla into space accomplished absolutely nothing, in fact it only served to make people more nervous about his faculties and judgement. to have made an audacious gesture that galvanized investor confidence and maybe actually helped his most cherished cause, the expansion of humanity into the cosmos, that would have been an act of genius.
I don't know his history at all but he seems like an idiot savant type. Listening to the interview you'd think he has some speech impediment or some form of retardation but no, he's pulled off some amazing shit. When he starts talking engineering speak it's clear he's got something going on. That's what makes me think he's a genius. Being book smart alone does not qualify for genius. Creativity is a necessary component.
And if he was balding then he should win an award for that doo.
Agreed, on both counts, but the only reason he's landing those rockets (and this is a true story) is that a 4 star general told him there was absolutely no way it could be done. And he just decided to prove the dude wrong.
It's amazing engineering but lets be honest he didnt discover some brave new quirk in physics that rewrote the book, he just hired a bunch of rocketry/math goons and gave them a mandate and a mountain of cash.
No hate, no judgement. Just putting it out there.
Suck on that Richard Branson
What a trip. Love it
Your boy Elon the Jew is being sued for fraud.
SEC charges Tesla CEO Elon Musk with fraud
Sara Salinas | @saracsalinas
Published 2 Hours Ago Updated 15 Mins Ago
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/27/tesl...ed-by-sec.html
Quote:
The SEC complaint alleges that Musk issued "false and misleading" statements and failed to properly notify regulators of material company events.
Sources close to the company told CNBC the company was also expecting to be sued, though Tesla was not named as a defendant in the complaint.
In August, Musk tweeted that he was considering taking Tesla private, adding, "Funding secured."
The stock will probably rally.
We all know Elon Musk didn’t actual start Tesla. In fact, Musk was sued by the founder for being innacurrate about the company’s history.
The story about Musk forcing Martin Eberhard out of Tesla not long after he flexed his PayPal millions is actually worth a dumpster dive if you are so inclined. Further insight and a future foretold.
Anyone hazard to guess how this will dent his wallet? Homeless would be grand.
From what I’ve heard and read about the guy, he’s a winner and I’m glad there are folks like him left.