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Originally Posted by Tyde
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Originally Posted by tgull
I'd much rather hear about hutmasters glamorous life running an unprofitable pizza restaurant in a podunk shithole like Lompoc, California
#livingthedream
#soggydough
So sad Tgull, Tyde, handicap are three fuckin Trolls! keep up the good work!:denied
My aunt and uncle have been together 40 years without being married. They have 4 adult children.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pooh
I believe everything on the internet.
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Originally Posted by Salty_AusIts none of our business and doesn't deserve an answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pooh
On April 1st please ban Tyde and bring back Deal, fluffer, garrett and lewfather.
But permanently, not as a joke.
lol..rippy be like gone for 6 months, come back hits the ground running wit a full out assault for no apparent reason other than being himself or whacked out on something.
Tyde,
I am not moralizing here, but how can you stand working as hard as you work for 3 months in a row, only to come home and blow it all gambling, especially on games you cannot win like Stars? With all the bots you have to be in the upper 1% of players even to scratch out a living. Going to Mexico to play internet poker? WTF?
You could get a nice 900 square foot apartment for like $1000 a month in Arizona or Nevada. Yeah, you would not live there 5 months a year, but so what, you have something to come home to. Plus, I know you know this, but its just a matter of time before you have some type of medical event. You really want to battle a medical event with $1,400 in the bank, then what?
It would only take 2 years to get a substantial savings account given your line of work. But going to Mexico and blowing your hard earned money on Stars? I personally would be monumentally depressed going back on the ship. Not sure what you are doing but it makes no sense. I am not saying you cannot play poker again, but a few hundred bucks here and there not a few thousand. You are flat out too old for that shit.
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Originally Posted by tgull
Cheap booze, cheap hookers, and most importantly cheap meth.
Marty will deny it, but anybody who's read his posts over the last few years can clearly see he's changed. Was always obvious he was a drinker and most of his rants were because of his wet brain, but now he's totally deluded and his thoughts are all over the place.
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Originally Posted by tgull
thanks for your response
the truth is that money means shit to me
I refuse to live my life chasing it
I'm fortunate enough to have a great paying career now, but I don't equate life success with how much money I have in the bank
money should not be the measuring stick for success in life
unfortunately you need money to survive
but I don't equate financial success with happiness
some of the best times in my life coincided when I was dead broke
by the same token, some of the most miserable times in my life were at the same time when I was flushed with hundos
money is a necessary evil to me
I do appreciate your genuine question
plenty of miserable pricks out there with 7 figure bank accounts
I highly doubt he is using Meth. First he could never pass the drug test, and secondly he could not handle the withdrawals being out to sea months at a time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Salty_AusPlaying on Stars is just the excuse he uses.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgull
Cheap booze, cheap hookers, and most importantly cheap meth.
Marty will deny it, but anybody who's read his posts over the last few years can clearly see he's changed. Was always obvious he was a drinker and most of his rants were because of his wet brain, but now he's totally deluded and his thoughts are all over the place.
I don't know why he insists on blowing him money other than I know for a fact some people cannot handle having any type of money. I remember when I starting accumulating money in 2009, there was always the temptation to hop a plane to Las Vegas and get a suite and sit down at the Black Jack table. It took a while to break the mental cycle and start an everyday life of staying home on a weekend and watching TV.
I know a guy who lost everything three times over because he simply could not watch a sporting event without some type of action. He even got a fresh lease on life after getting a half million inheritance. That lasted less than a year.
he destroyed a hotel bath tub trying to cook meth surely he smokes it at least now and again
I get where you on coming from, but you are not chasing money, rather going out of your way to waste it big difference. Look, I don't give a shit either way. I am merely commenting on how you can stand wasting your money after working so hard to earn it. I was in the same boat back in 2005 blowing it on Party as fast as it came in. But I was young and stupid then. I just could not imagine at my age now going out an dumping $20,000 on a game where I am almost certain to lose.Quote:
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Originally Posted by tgull
thanks for your response
the truth is that money means shit to me
I refuse to live my life chasing it
I'm fortunate enough to have a great paying career now, but I don't equate life success with how much money I have in the bank
money should not be the measuring stick for success in life
unfortunately you need money to survive
but I don't equate financial success with happiness
some of the happiest times in my life coincided when I was dead broke
by the same token, some of the most miserable times in my life were at the same time when I was flushed with hundos
money is a necessary evil to me
I do appreciate your genuine question
plenty of miserable pricks out there with 7 figure bank accounts
It would be different if you were getting back from sea and hopping on a plane to go to some all inclusive resort in the Caribbean for a month. That would be a waste as well, but you could chalk it up to living life. But to go to Mexico and sit in an apartment and play Stars, I just don't get it. But who gives a fuck what anyone thinks its your money.
He wouldn't pass a cannabis test, being a chronic user it stays in your fat for over a month. Meth by comparison is not going to show up in a urine test after a few days.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgullI highly doubt he is using Meth. First he could never pass the drug test, and secondly he could not handle the withdrawals being out to sea months at a time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Salty_Aus
I don't know why he insists on blowing him money other than I know for a fact some people cannot handle having any type of money. I remember when I starting accumulating money in 2009, there was always the temptation to hop a plane to Las Vegas and get a suite and sit down at the Black Jack table. It took a while to break the mental cycle and start an everyday life of staying home on a weekend and watching TV.
I know a guy who lost everything three times over because he simply could not watch a sporting event without some type of action. He even got a fresh lease on life after getting a half million inheritance. That lasted less than a year.
Cook is going to be the last person to get a random test. Bridge crew and engineers are the ones who get tested regularly, not like a stoned cook is going to cause an accident at sea.
Much easier to hide 20 grams of meth then weed.
A casual meth user? I doubt it. Plus, he could never pass the drug test even if it were a casual habit.Quote:
Originally Posted by big dick
As far as the bathtub thing, I am not saying you need a Breaking Bad type meth lab, but you certainly need more than a bath tub, give me a break. LOL.
I guess in theory you can mask any drug test if you are committed. I just don't know how you could ever hide a meth habit, everything I have seen its the most crippling habit out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Salty_AusHe wouldn't pass a cannabis test, being a chronic user it stays in your fat for over a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgull
Cook is going to be the last person to get a random test. Bridge crew and engineers are the ones who get tested regularly, not like a stoned cook is going to cause an accident at sea.
Much easier to hide 20 grams of meth then weed.
money is shit
the pursuit of money is shit
everybody dies
the notion of amassing wealth disgusts me
but unfortunately we need money to survive and thrive
see you on the dark side
You are an enormous Trump fan yet the notion of amassing wealth disgusts you? I like Trump as well, but I cannot see how you love Trump but despise people who amass wealth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
You also state money is shit but you need it to thrive? That makes no sense.
Let me tell you what happened here, you donked off all your money playing poker and are pissed. When are you going to learn your are one fucking fish at the poker table? I thought I sucked at poker, and I do, but you suck much worse. You fucking dumb donk. I just gave you life saving advice and you pissed on it.
Go back to your dope you fucking meth head. Trying to defend you is impossible.
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Originally Posted by tgullYou are an enormous Trump fan yet the notion of amassing wealth disgusts you? I like Trump as well, but I cannot see how you love Trump but despise people who amass wealth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
You also state money is shit but you need it to thrive? That makes no sense.
Let me tell you what happened here, you donked off all your money playing poker and are pissed. When are you going to learn your are one fucking fish at the poker table? I thought I sucked at poker, and I do, but you suck much worse. You fucking dumb donk. I just gave you life saving advice and you pissed on it.
Go back to your dope you fucking meth head. Trying to defend you is impossible.
lol hey retard
um no I didn't donk off shit
wow we were doing so well there until you decided to lash out out at me with character attacks
I like you bottomset, you're an interesting specimen of a human being
but like most neanderthals, you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment and living a life that revolves around materialistic crap
carry on though...god speed
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Another gem from Young Curacao.
merton...u goota launch rippypoker.com
that shit would be better than all four tyde versions.
if you make a pit bull sub forum i will post in it. i also know a radio dude i could hook u up wit. make 2018 ur best yr ever
Didn't realize spiritual enlightenment meant spewing as much hatred & keeping as many childish feuds going as possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
I was under the impression that it was kinda the opposite of that.
Funny how he spews out "spiritual enlightenment" after downing a fifth of tequila.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
This would make sense if you spent all your spare time hiking, exploring nature and living off the land. Kind of like that guy on Nat Geo who shoots a moose to give him 6 months of meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
However, you claim the 'pursuit of money it shit', yet you spend most of your spare time in Limelight type poker rooms and Stars trying to make more money. You are going out of your way trying to sound like a hypocrite.
I doubt even Tyde is delusional enough to think he plays poker to "make money." At best it is a hobby and at worst it is an addiction he has no control over. (As usual the truth is probably somewhere in the middle)Quote:
Originally Posted by tgullThis would make sense if you spent all your spare time hiking, exploring nature and living off the land. Kind of like that guy on Nat Geo who shoots a moose to give him 6 months of meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
However, you claim the 'pursuit of money it shit', yet you spend most of your spare time in Limelight type poker rooms and Stars trying to make more money. You are going out of your way trying to sound like a hypocrite.
It is worth noting though that most people who decide that pursuing money is shit are rationalizing their own failure to do so. There are exceptions, but most people who were successful in the pursuit of resource accumulation (aka $$) don't regret that choice.
who coined "dr pockleface" ?....step right up
I think drexel - another example of someone going above and beyond to help the cratered vagrant only to get burned for his effortsQuote:
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Martys "spiritual" enlightenment
It was Team Razor. It was based on a free roll that Tyde gave Delaware from a tydepoker.com tournament, but Team Razor disputed it was to be given to OSA. Something about OSA being banned or something when he played. It was like 9 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulva
The name got so popular Micon asked Team Razor to give him credit that he invented the name in forgiveness of a debt of $500. Micon said he would credit Team Razor a discount of $250, it was more of a ploy just to get money from Razor, but I believe Razor refused.
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Dr. Pocklewface, ok so you don't want accumulate money.
Do you think you could find it in your heart to at least put your MOM in a car built this century? Set her free from that Pinto or whatever that junker is.
You could pick up a brand new Corolla or Civic with 2 months of your wages and have money left over, buy her a year of insurance and you still have plenty for Beam. Can you imagine how much joy something like this would bring to your dear mom? Talk about spiritual wellness, this is the path you seek.
If that really is Tyde's mom's car you should be given a fucking nap for being creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by LegallyNonBindingPosts
You should probably be given a nap anyways for calling that thing a ford pinto when it's obviously a chevy product.
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Originally Posted by Hockey GuyIf that really is Tyde's mom's car you should be given a fucking nap for being creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by LegallyNonBindingPosts
You should probably be given a nap anyways for calling that thing a ford pinto when it's obviously a chevy product.
After many wasted hours, I'm willing to bet that is SetofKs......lol amphetamines
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That's what she said..
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Originally Posted by LegallyNonBindingPosts
That is a Chevrolet Chevette. I know a lot about cars and can tell you with authority that it was inspired by the Trabant - a niche Russian import.
It is representative of the absolute crap that were automobiles in the 80’s.
Druff’s father probably owned a Cadillac Cimarron 1982-88. It was a chromed out Cavalier.
Cars in the 80’s were some funny but sobering shit. The Chevette is proof civilization really was teetering on the brink.
The 80’s were a low point indeed.
Real Gs got their hands on Yugos or Le Cars.Quote:
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Originally Posted by LegallyNonBindingPosts
That is a Chevrolet Chevette. I know a lot about cars and can tell you with authority that it was inspired by the Trabant - a niche Russian import.
It is representative of the absolute crap that were automobiles in the 80’s.
Druff’s father probably owned a Cadillac Cimarron 1982-88. It was a chromed out Cavalier.
Cars in the 80’s were some funny but sobering shit. The Chevette is proof civilization really was teetering on the brink.
The 80’s were a low point indeed.