not for nothing but i think if youre raw dogging some chick youve known for a substantial chunk of years, deep down on some level, you've already started to pivot to the dad zone.
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not for nothing but i think if youre raw dogging some chick youve known for a substantial chunk of years, deep down on some level, you've already started to pivot to the dad zone.
her shitposting was all fun and games until it was directed at you, huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
On a side note I don't know what you mean by "creepy in a Toots kinda way" unless you're still believing 9-year-old Boris rumors. If you want me to direct you to the actual story I posted here a long time ago (even verified by gamble bot), let me know. Otherwise I may need to trade you back in for Kilgore.Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
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She boon. Can you gimme yer skype info? I wanna be yer friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
this kid is going to look forward to bring your kid to work day every f'ing year
you're running good if you are born into a weed empire
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Originally Posted by SetofKsShe boon. Can you gimme yer skype info? I wanna be yer friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
It's been 5 computers and since I had skype sorry. I will be your friend from here though.
Back on track...
I can't bother myself to read this entire thread but the lady Vegas got preggers is already a Mom. Did he tell that part? I just want to remind him that it will be hella lame if he always gives his biological child the green hit in the future. He can't do it like that.
I don't disagree with this at all. I definitely wasn't looking for this to happen, but it's not the death blow to me that is once was. This also obv isn't the first time I've rolled raw dog style in my life, I've just run really well up to this point.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
And She-Boon, not sure who you have in mind but she doesn't work at The Palms and she doesn't have any kids.
Yeah she said I wasn't supposed to say that. I deleted it out of my post if you want to delete your post.
Wait....Serious question... Did you meet a cocktail waitress at The Palms that says I knocked her up? Not joking. It's totally fine to answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
You don't want to go down this rabbit hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369Wait....Serious question... Did you meet a cocktail waitress at The Palms that says I knocked her up? Not joking. It's totally fine to answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
Next you're going to be losing sleep while wondering the color of his hands.
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Originally Posted by vegas1369Wait....Serious question... Did you meet a cocktail waitress at The Palms that says I knocked her up? Not joking. It's totally fine to answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
Wait...
Do you pronounce your last name thirteen-sixtynine or one-three-six-nine
I go by both. Sometimes just Mr. 69.
Aint nobody prepared to ask Mr. 69 if they can date his daughter. You should go with that. But no I don't think it's you anymore, sorry. Congratulations on fatherhood and if it's a boy Blaise Canon is still the best name. Your are the first person I've ever given my real primo name name choice to. Plus it would be the most amazing story of all time to tell people that She Boon Pickens named your kid.
If this is true, GOD speed Vegas, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.....
Give it 6 months and her pussy will be getting stretched by a bigger dick than yours!
Ha!!! I see my last post to you had an everlasting effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by RegGaymer
:lol2
How's that "relationship" of yours working out? Did she turn into a lizard yet?
Still going strong homieQuote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369Ha!!! I see my last post to you had an everlasting effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by RegGaymer
:lol2
How's that "relationship" of yours working out? Did she turn into a lizard yet?
It's good to get a male opinion from here, but in the end man's gotta do what man's gotta do.
Good to hear. Keep it normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by RegGaymerStill going strong homieQuote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
It's good to get a male opinion from here, but in the end man's gotta do what man's gotta do.
I spent many of my single years buying waitresses a plan B after a night of drinking and debauchery. God bless you.
Aint that a bitch? After awhile you just assume either you're shooting blanks, every girl you do it with has that area covered and are smart, or you just run really good.
Depends. Ideally they buy, or we split the cost. And the generic Target brandQuote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
Congrats man. I read through most of the thread, but didn’t see answer as to whether you’re together presently?
You’re going to love the whole experience I’m sure and be all in. My biggest fear would be that it isn’t with some term girlfriend. Clearly having your kid is going to be a windfall for her. Hopefully it’s all happily ever after, but I’d be seeking some type of legal agreement about access and trying to strike a deal about where she resides if possible.
Not being a kid, you’re going to probably really embrace this whole thing, and it would be crushing if she took your money and moved half way across the country with your kid. I don’t know that you can avoid that, but I’d be trying to find out if I could get ahead of that.
Been a great year for you.
He could prevent her from leaving the area via the legal system.Quote:
Originally Posted by BCR
But yes, some agreement being in place voluntarily might be the way to go if he chooses not to have a relationship with her (or if he tries and it starts to fail).
We are basically dating at this point. Nothing is set in stone, that's for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by BCR
Honestly the toughest part about this for me, and this will probably sound ridiculous, but I am on one of the best heaters I've been on in my life, and the quality is better than ever. Who would have thought girls are attracted to success and weed. Go figure... I'm really not ready to slow down right now tbh.
But.... Running the risk of knocking another one up... Something to think about. I've basically shot my load and now it's a major gamble moving forward.
Sounds like you have a lot of growing up to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
No, I don't. A person saying some stupid shit like what you just said probably does though.Quote:
Originally Posted by TellafriendSounds like you have a lot of growing up to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
Seriously, such a giant douchebag thing to say. I was in a long term 6 year relationship that ended almost a year ago. I didn't start dating again until recently, and now after being single for not all that long Captain Buzzkill over here thinks because of what I just said I have "a lot of growing up to do".
I really do despise judgemental douchebags like Tellafriend. I take back what I said about him most likely being a good person. Definitely the right wing type of tool that I can't stand.
AND UR SURE THIS COOZE ISNT GONNA COAT HANGER UR GINGER MONSTER
but seriously the white race thanks u for ur service
Exhibit A.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
If it didn't happen now it may never have. You'll make a great dad gramps. ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369She's not against abortion for other women, just herself. I was not aware of this stance.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
https://youtu.be/gFjBYjFHUIk
Best of luck!
IMPREGNATE THE SNEAD
TID!
Vegas, I trust you to make good decisions, nuanced beyond the situational info and understanding available to us. Cheers.
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Originally Posted by cleatus
He nutted in her and I named the baby. How much more nuanced do you need?
P.S. Describe the Lobster Mac
P.P.S. How often do you and SrslySirius hang out?
Congrats mang.
Even Fredo Corleone, who banged cocktail waitresses two at a time, knew enough to pull out.
i've always had more luck banging the girls that work behind the counter at the casino box office.
Damn man. If you're slinging dick that hard, you should stock up on them shits at Costco and set the bitches up with a commissary account. Payable by e-check or cash in envelope obv.Quote:
Originally Posted by michaelDepends. Ideally they buy, or we split the cost. And the generic Target brandQuote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
Someone I know, a young white guy met a really "hot white girl" at the gym one day.
They dated for a while. A couple of months later she tells him she's pregnant.
They planned to get married but before they did she had the birth.
And the baby was born BLACK.
It turns out she was fucking a big black negro at the same gym.
What will you do if she has a black baby?
http://mancunion.com/wp-content/uplo...being-born.jpg