****OFFICIAL BUY A PIECE OF OSA IN THE BORGATA POKER OPEN****

I think, after that call, we all know why Scott was agitated at me. He didn't want me get stakers to invest in my tourney series because of the fact that I enjoy the company of other men's penises', so he concocted this story. During the meal, he even made a comment to discontinue from the conversation I was having with his lovely wife, assuming I would convert her to lesbianism or something.


In case everyone wants to know how much of this egregious lobster mac and cheese I had, check out my plate.




Oh the horrors.


Scott, I don't need an apology. I think the best way you can show your contriteness is by buying a share of my BAP. It's only $50 bucks, and you'll feel better afterwards.

handicapme should also buy a share for his involvement.

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handicapme should also buy a share for his involvement.

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You know, I didn't want to be the one to say it, but it's only right.

I dont know the terms , but i would like to invest 3k in this.

Best story I heard in awhile on here. All over a side of lobster Mac & cheese. Good for radio.

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If Brandon paid most of the bill like it sounds then this isn't a big deal.

If someone is at a dinner and one person agrees their meal will be comped (Brandon paying for OSA) but that person who is comping (Brandon) goes to others having dinner for extra money to pay for someone which sounded like Scott was saying this happened then it wouldn't be fair to Scott or others paying unless they agree to cover part of OSA lobster mac n cheese.

Since Brandon covers most of the meal everything seems fine in this spot so maybe Scott was a bit confused? He seemed very agitated about the whole thing breathing very heavily so clearly it was bothering him a lot.

OSA also made some really arrogant comment of feeling he is entitled to things just for showing up.

Only those present at the meal can truly comment on his attitude but hopefully he was thankful to Brandon for his generosity.

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Why is it hard to imagine that some dinner guests are better than others? Some people make you feel comfortable and your filter goes away and open up and others are quiet as a mouse not even looking up for eye contact.

The only problem with OSA is you aren't sure if he is making good conversation or trying to get in your pants.

Me and Brandon took OSA to his first ever plo8 mtt in vegas, and he barely knew the rules. We suggested swapping 5% between each other, and step was like, uhm, how about 10% lol.

Me and bmg ended up busting and step took that fucker down. He tracked me down to my hotel room the next morning and paid immediately.

Step is legit.

SO WAS THE LOBSTER MAC N CHEESE GOOD OR NOT??

no one has the balls to answer the hard hitting questions

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SO WAS THE LOBSTER MAC N CHEESE GOOD OR NOT??

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I knew everyone, including Scott, who rolled up his sleeves like a 16 yr old at his first steakhouse, were going to be salivating at the tray so I made sure to say "Generous Portion" aloud, however, for what I tried the lobster tasted delicious.

this is literally every single word ive read about that dinner:


[ brandon ] im going to treat some friends to this meal with comps or something. im a happy, successful person.


[ literally everyone else at the dinner ] OMG *DRAMA*

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this is literally every single word ive read about that dinner:


[ brandon ] im going to treat some friends to this meal with comps or something. im a happy, successful person.


[ literally everyone else at the dinner ] OMG *DRAMA*

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I showed up late and they had assembled me a plate of everything and a handwritten "Michael" placard

Only thing better that could've happened at this dinner if Druff was there. He would have everybody's portion size allocated and everyone's bill & gratuity owed to the penny.

Good Morning everyone. Im typing you this in good spirits. I am laying and relaxing, listening to some beats at Electric Zoo on Day 2, after just getting drained to the fullest by this paramedic beford gates even opened. Even though I had just busted my 4 day nut the day before, his uniform made me cum like a girl at a Bieber concert.

Life is good.

Onto the business at hand. Brandon has just purchased a share and the total number left is at 11.

We have 5 days to go guys.

If you can take PayPal let me know and I'll buy a share.

But please wash your hands before you send any money back , thanks , pm me

LOBSTER MAC N CHEESE IS GOD

also i've literally got no idea how this is somehow a thing like 3 months after the dinner but from what i remember we all ordered a bunch of different sides and then shared them was no big deal

but if someone can link me to the relevant part of pfa radio am sure that #JUDGEJACK will be able to deliver a verdict on #LOBSTERGATE

Simmer down dack janiels

how rude

Happy Labor Day all.

If your BBQ'ing or spending time on the water, or if you are indoors arguing with people on the internet, I hope you guys and girls are enjoying yourself.

Just want to give a quick update. We are less than 3 days to go, and unfortunately, I am not even halfway to being sold out. Im not upset, just dissapointed.

I am reminded of this quote on Labor Day. "Too many look for meaning in their work rather than bring meaning to their work."

This Holiday weekend, why not bring meaning to your work by investing in an exciting opportunity in which you already have an interest in? I can now accept Paypal and Venmo. You can be apart of something great, but in order to do so, you gotta be in it to win it.

Lets go!!!





I encourage everyone that was on the fence to pull the trigger

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Happy Labor Day all.

If your BBQ'ing or spending time on the water, or if you are indoors arguing with people on the internet, I hope you guys and girls are enjoying yourself.

Just want to give a quick update. We are less than 3 days to go, and unfortunately, I am not even halfway to being sold out. Im not upset, just dissapointed.

I am reminded of this quote on Labor Day. "Too many look for meaning in their work rather than bring meaning to their work."

This Holiday weekend, why not bring meaning to your work by investing in an exciting opportunity in which you already have an interest in? I can now accept Paypal and Venmo. You can be apart of something great, but in order to do so, you gotta be in it to win it.

Lets go!!!






I encourage everyone that was on the fence to pull the trigger

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why not

Speaking of pulling the trigger, is Larry still around?

My birthday is in 12 days, so this could be a great birthday present.

Hey guys, its me again. Just finished packing for my trip tomorrow. Will be taking a $25 Greyhound to Harrahs most likely where I have a reservation.

I should be arriving with about 3 hours to drop my luggage, get a small meal, change clothes and register.

I have seen what professional competition looks like and I feel that I can adjust my play accordingly to avoid common beginner pitfalls. Tourney starts at 7pm and will posting updates like last time.

I still have 11 shares available. If you guys are on the fence, remember that $50 bucks will most likely be spent in a few hours at Buffalo Wild Wings or (insert neighborhood bar here) opening weekend for NFL but buying a share WILL give you a lot more entertainment, minus the bloated gut.

Just registered for the 1st tourney. Will send pic with chips at 7pm.

Covered up my name. 1D(the 4th flight, one before mine, took 9 hours until they broke for the day.)

Will post relevant hands and info

I think if you say you lost QQ vs. an aggro guy with a set it would be believable.

If you actually run up a stack pick out the shadiest looking fucker at your table and try to set up a deal on break for him to pay you to chip dump to him. FWIW some Muslim guy tried to do this with my buddy in this years main event. They agreed and played a huge pot where my buddy busted to the dudes two oute, so always remember that God could be lurking.

I dont know what that means.

Level #2, 75/150, 26650 stack.

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I dont know what that means.

Level #2, 75/150, 26650 stack.

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I just meant don't deviate from game plan. Good luck.

If you don't get AIDS from those poker chips, I'll be shocked. FUCK they're filthy

 

the first symptom is a pounding sensation in your ass

 

:themoreyouknow

We are 9 handed, and the only non fish is this 20 something Asian guy. The entire table is redneck looking, that have 1032 tells.

Level 3, 32000ish

OSA can you provide a summary of shares sold and the % each of us have?

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We are 9 handed, and the only non fish is this 20 something Asian guy. The entire table is redneck looking, that have 1032 tells.

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Just remember that at a poker table rapid foot tapping means they have a big hand and not that they want to engage in anonymous gay sex.

29200 start of level 4. Next level is break so I will post 2 notable hands.

good luck one step TID

At break. I have 27kish in chips.

Hand 1. Blinds are 100/200, I open utg with JAoff, Asian calls and we go to flop. Flop 10 4 5. I check, he bets half pot I call. Turn 10. I check he makes it 1250 and I call. River is 4. I check and so does he and I win with Ace high.

Hand 2. I have 8s UTG and I make it 600. Guy immed to my left calls. Flop 10 K 4--2 spades. He bets 750 and I call. Turn is a 10c, I check me bets 1750 and I call. River is another K and it goes check check and he tables AQ spades.


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