LEAPIN LARR is GOD
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LEAPIN LARR is GOD
Corona is the only beer I can think of that also comes in 7oz short bottles.
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/546...0&odnBg=FFFFFF
Their are way better Mexican beers if that is the type you are looking for.
Lol at thinking Corona is good past of the age of 19
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Originally Posted by michael
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Originally Posted by big dick
typical
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Originally Posted by chinamaniac
:this
Leapin is what we should all aspire to be.
balling out of control
Is LEAPIN LARR going to join the forums??Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by chinamaniac
:this
Leapin is what we should all aspire to be.
balling out of control
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Originally Posted by chinamaniacIs LEAPIN LARR going to join the forums??Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
maybe?
Leaping Larry is a great guy.
Very friendly and unselfish.
Enjoyed spending time with him this summer.
Then i hope he joins the forums. This is the type of guy the forum is lacking. Ken Hordell would approveQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Ken Hordell is gone and dead and is never going to post here again. Anyways see you at the river kid, see you at the river.
Not until next time anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by J Sousa
just got back to the HRC with Leapin.
Leapin likes american cars. this is why he rents camaros. literally nearly the exact same car he dropped me off at the airport in. only this one had lower mileage.
Without going into detail, me and JD just saw some epic shit. I'm sure he will call in to radio and explain.
Let's just say he was firing off big. and winning. it was a sweat.
there's discussion of a possible shot at 20/40. Mason Malmuth was in the game last night and i was tempted to introduce myself by saying "hi mason, i'm larry"
obvs if he's there that'll be my opening line. 20900%.
oh and of course he was wearing his 2+2 shirt
Also, since i see you goons are ragging on my drink choice let me explain a few things:
I prefer tecate.
I used to drink modelo until a guy broke my face with a bottle of it. ill post a pic of my x-ray and maybe even the footage of it. I got sucker punched. Broken orbital in 2 spots.
Neither of those 2 drinks were being offered, and i'd rather drink ODouls than a budweiser
so i went with the obvious choice.
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Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
In Mexico many of the bars you go to also have women who hang out and offer "companionship." This makes the men buy them drinks and helps out the bar. The women though would get way to drunk, so they kept custom ordering these size "estrella" bottles. (By the way, Estrella and Corona are the exact same beer, Corona is just the label they put on the bottle when it is exported or shipped to tourist areas) The price for the 7 oz bottles is the same as the 12 at the bar when you buy them for the women.
Can you take the girls out, like in Asia?Quote:
Originally Posted by El GalloQuote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
In Mexico many of the bars you go to also have women who hang out and offer "companionship." This makes the men buy them drinks and helps out the bar. The women though would get way to drunk, so they kept custom ordering these size "estrella" bottles. (By the way, Estrella and Corona are the exact same beer, Corona is just the label they put on the bottle when it is exported or shipped to tourist areas) The price for the 7 oz bottles is the same as the 12 at the bar when you buy them for the women.
This seems like a strange line of attack for a pizza delivery guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
that would involve a few things for that to happen.
can you guess?
a casino would have to spread micro stakes.
you'd have to leave your moms basement (after she makes you clean it)
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Translation: Leapin Larry picks up checks.
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Originally Posted by hongkongerCan you take the girls out, like in Asia?Quote:
Originally Posted by El Gallo
Pretty much anything goes
lol Leapin is on the Ballin Out Of Control plan. he doesn't pay for much i think. comp lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by ToasterOvenQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Translation: Leapin Larry picks up checks.
Ok so it's my last full day here.
have no idea what i'm gonna do yet. do i enjoy the pool? do i go play poker?
Side note: the bellagio has really good food.
i've only eaten 2 things since i've gotten here.
1 in and out burger
1 chicken sandwich from the bellagio.
Stress of playing makes me not want to eat, so i'm surprised there's so many fat fucks playing poker.
Sounds like a man with experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by El GalloQuote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
Pretty much anything goes
I hear the ladies in puerto vallarta are Arizona 9's who will do anything for 50 bux.
Another case of the sequel not living up to the original.
SAD
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Originally Posted by HoodedN
umm.
i didn't expect it to.
Go hit the pits if you wanna be a legend
most of us don't freak out dumping 2 buy ins at 1-3 no.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
When I was there two weeks ago, I played 20/40 with Mason. Sat right next to him and BS'd with him a bit, as he was actually pretty interesting. I told him I post here and he was telling me a story about someone trying to out Todd as a scammer on 2+2 because Todd showed up late to his Day 2 and was getting blinded off. The guy was one of the backers, I believe. Mason did say that the guy shouldn't have made the thread because he didn't give Todd enough time to make the situation right. He said Todd did end up refunding the backers or something? Not sure if this was already discussed here and I may have missed it. I also found it interesting that he said he had never met Todd in person (unless he did and didn't realize it). Would have thought they crossed paths at some point.
and while that's totally true, and i usually don't either. don't really know why i was stressing about that. it was probably the 14 hour shit show that preceded it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicide Kingmost of us don't freak out dumping 2 buy ins at 1-3 no.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
that and i just don't eat much as it is. I sometimes go for days just eating once a day
I would have guessed it was because you are not even rolled to play 5/10 centQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferand while that's totally true, and i usually don't either. don't really know why i was stressing about that. it was probably the 14 hour shit show that preceded it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
that and i just don't eat much as it is. I sometimes go for days just eating once a day
I wonder if Larry's next trip report will include butt sex......he looks like he would oblige to leaping Larry's advances.....
if you think Todger isn't aging well, you should see Phil Ivey.
guys worth millions, playing for it in bobbys room right now
wearing Beats headphones.
LoL either he's sponsored , or doesn't know shit about quality head phones.
Mason is also in the building. He must lurk here, because he gave me one nasty look as i walked past.
i'm gonna possibly introduce myself.
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Dude that was probably him smiling. That's just his look.
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's ClitQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Dude that was probably him smiling. That's just his look.
he also had 240$ in front of him in a 20/40 game.
:lol
it was a look of recognition.
either that or he just thinks i'm not old enough to be here.
same 2+2 shirt.
Einstein wore the same clothes all the time. the exact outfit.
So did Seth Brundle.
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
game recognizes game
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's ClitQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
game recognizes game
the guy must have 7,999 of those shirts.
man i run either bad or even.
been here almost 12 hours (lol)
ahead for the session, only slightly down for trip.
plane leaves in 12 or so hours.
With reads like this im shocked that you have to beg to afford to play 1/3.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Gus Hansen walks over to me and asks me if he can ask me a question.
Sure i say. By the way are you really Gus Hansen?
He says yes, obviously i tell him i know who he is.
He then says Phil Ivey saw me walking around having a smoke in front of the poker room as well as sitting at my table which is right in front of the door to bobbys room.
Him and Gus have a bet.
The over under on my age is 27. gus took the over.
I showed him my ID and told him to go collect.
Back to Mason again
Todd the Dealer heard me say i wanted to play the 20/40 bc i wanted to beat mason out of a pot and introduce myself.
he asks why i would introduce myself and we start talking and i reveal that i leveled him a few months back when i exposed him for filing his tax returns wrong.
I then told him that anytime he wants he can troll mason.
after i wrote down my name so he could find me on FB, i then wrote down exactly what he should say:
That story seems so unreal that it has to be real. You shoulda told Gus you would only show your ID for 1 percent of the winners take. I'd guess the absolute smallest a bet like that would be for is 10K. Fuck being an uncompensated player in their prop bet. Also your joke on Mason makes no sense to anyone in this universe.
just when i thought this thread couldnt be more embarrassing..