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Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
i'm PMing you some info.
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Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
i'm PMing you some info.
LARRY is a LAFFER
Exactly what are your expectations? You are probably just going to get there and meet Larry, and just slowly drift away and and be like 'fuck that was a waste of time'. When I meet strangers in any setting, I generally pop my head in for a few minutes and size up the crowd and see whats in it for me. If nothing I just take off and explain to the person whom invited me I was not feeling well. If there is nothing in it for me I am fucking leaving in 10 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
That's because you're an insufferable dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken HordellExactly what are your expectations? You are probably just going to get there and meet Larry, and just slowly drift away and and be like 'fuck that was a waste of time'. When I meet strangers in any setting, I generally pop my head in for a few minutes and size up the crowd and see whats in it for me. If nothing I just take off and explain to the person whom invited me I was not feeling well. If there is nothing in it for me I am fucking leaving in 10 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
I though Larry would look more Ashkenazi
no just more like he has leukemia apparently
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Originally Posted by Ken HordellExactly what are your expectations? You are probably just going to get there and meet Larry, and just slowly drift away and and be like 'fuck that was a waste of time'. When I meet strangers in any setting, I generally pop my head in for a few minutes and size up the crowd and see whats in it for me. If nothing I just take off and explain to the person whom invited me I was not feeling well. If there is nothing in it for me I am fucking leaving in 10 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
and this is why you are a sad and lonely old man that smells like poop.
No it doesn't. It makes me a Comanche.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkongerThat's because you're an insufferable dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Hordell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRGd4TmBSEE
dang bottomset hope you can find a cure for your social anxiety
id suggest you take a nice vacation maybe go to perth or the cayman islands
take him out on the town and pretend he's a make a wish kid to get girls to talk to youQuote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
I had fun meeting everyone, and think I made so.e lifelong friends. Also, Jack Daniels is God
thought your flight was tomorrow bot if id have known you leave tonight id have made an effort to wake up at a reasonable time like a normal human being
Update.
Drexel Michael and I are at airport.
michael might be staying, and getting $500.
kid is gambling until the way end.
jackdaniels, i need more
what do you do to be able to travel across such large ponds whenever, and stay for large periods of time?
are you trust fund kid, a bitcoin barron?
we need answers
i am neither a trust fund kid or a bit coin barron but im pretty good at clicking buttons lol
also michael should defo stay longer may as well lol
Update
Me and Brandon are waiting on Traderrooski. Brandon is showing me vegas and we're talking old school vegas.
currently at stratosphere waiting on Trader.
Brandon has been a spot on tour guide
You are a shitty person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken HordellExactly what are your expectations? You are probably just going to get there and meet Larry, and just slowly drift away and and be like 'fuck that was a waste of time'. When I meet strangers in any setting, I generally pop my head in for a few minutes and size up the crowd and see whats in it for me. If nothing I just take off and explain to the person whom invited me I was not feeling well. If there is nothing in it for me I am fucking leaving in 10 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
On our way for thai food. maybe ill be able to post a pic
i feel like i need to step up and speak on the record in larry's favorQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
the previous pic with michael did look like he may have had progeria, and no homo but it was a bad angle
i have seen other pics and and to be fair it was a bad angle
again, no homo (plop, please stop texting me)
holy eyes 1st pic
2nd picture of larry he looks great
ALRIGHT....
i'm finally back to my room.
for some reason, my phone wouldn't let me upload pics. So i'll do that now.
but before I do!
Day 1 report:
Arrived in vegas. it's hot as fuck.
In and Out with Michael, Michael is legit dude. def positive person.
After trolling around and finding a liqour store i grabbed an ice cold Colt 45 and pack of smokes. It cost me $7.
$7= almost a tyde buy in.
also that's about half of wht a pack of cigarettes cost in Chicago. Damn. ONly in vegas am i rite?
Anyways....Drexel arrived around 9, just in time to register me for the event tomorrow, and in time to take Michael to the airport where Micahel was asked if he wanted to be a volunteer to be an alternate for $500. he snap took it, and we hoped they'd bump him, give him $500.
That didn't happen.
Upon leaving the airport, Drexel asked me if i wanted to see the town. BUT OF COURSE.
So, we drove through Naked City, where Drexel was impressed with my knowledge that I even knew the name of the dirtiest part of town.
of course I do, I know all about Stuey Ungar and that's where he'd sneak out and buy crack.
we also drove past all the casinos at night. super cool sight to see.
We called Traderrooski, who came and ate dinner with us at this tiny thai resturant right by the Strat. it was dope.
while waiting for trader, we decided to go to the stratosphere because I had never seen it, but I knew all about it, and it's former owner Bob Stupak.
Me and him are walking around the Strat, and I mention that I have no idea how to play craps, have never shot the dice.
Brandon pulls out $100 and starts pressin numbers. all he says to me is "don't roll a 7."
I rolled 5 points before i hit craps. -$60
Now we're walking out and he says "lets try this...."
we go to a black jack table, and he puts the rest of the money down, gets an 11, than a 19, with the dealer showing a face card. I start saying "there's no way she's pullin a face card here, she's busting"
she busted.
We leave +$40.
Brandon later admitted to me that he hadn't even shot craps in 8 years. But he wanted me to try it so he did it.
Traderrooski is a stand up guy. Was awesome to meet him.
Since my phone wouldn't let me upload pics (I think due to i don't know) I will now dump them in the next post.
Best Wishes
-Larry
tourist picture
C$ monies.
Also, while at the stratosphere, in 10 minuets I was asked for my ID twice.
Re Brandon in that pic: The resemblance is uncanny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Drexel
P.S. LOTF gets it. And I bet most of you aren't aware that I am comparing Brandon's image to that of one of ancient royalty. Or close to it. Bonus points if you can guess which one.
I have been thoroughly entertained by all the staking and TR threads, but want to personally thank Brandon for his part of the whole thing.
Time after time Brandon's involvement has been above and beyond the call of duty.
Handling the business end of the stakes.
organizing meet ups and shenanigans.
All the great pictures.
You have been very generous with your time and money.
Thank you for making this so fun for all of us.
:applause
Goodluck today Larry. Use your 1time.
Good morning everyone.
Larry how did you sleep? I find it hard to sleep in vegas.
I am cheering hard for you Larry, but I hope you understand that even if you win a bracelet, if you don't bang a redhead while in Vegas, you come in third.
thank you handicapme.Quote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
I slept like a baby. must've been the colt 45 and all the cigarettes (i smoked almost ahalf pack, with Michael smoking the other half as we walked around the Rio)Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
i do like red headsQuote:
Originally Posted by The_Lurker
Yeah but step banged a redhead guy, I banged a redhead girl. Larry needs a redhead tranny to up the stakesQuote:
Originally Posted by The_Lurker
Nigga looks like a pharaoh struggling with alopecia
Im not homosexual but Larry ain't a bad looking dude.
In light of that Larry, watch your back around those poker guys lol
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Originally Posted by michaelYeah but step banged a redhead guy, I banged a redhead girl. Larry needs a redhead tranny to up the stakesQuote:
Originally Posted by The_Lurker
Or he could take a ginger dick?
Red head midget for the win.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_LurkerQuote:
Originally Posted by michael
Or he could take a ginger dick?
Good luck today LL. You've become a lot less terrible lately, keep trending in the right direction.
@ rio now.
i didn't even arrive for a probation meeting this early.
if i'm not updating that means i'm playing.
Drexel will be in touch (as per stake agreement) so i'm sure he'll be updating as well.
I might be wrong but I thought that was a picture from Chicago.Quote:
Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler
:lol2
edit: Am I the only one who thought Larry was black?