JEWDONK DEAD OR IN PRISON?

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08-31-2014, 07:42 AM
LLL

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Originally Posted by mwh72

Looks like Ensenada is 50 miles south of where he was. Not sure if he will need a passport there or not. Looks like he won't be crossing any state borders so he should be ok as far as that goes.

Why did he move? Neighbors no longer sharing the lobster?

Probably because it's fucking lame like every other place that he used to live.
08-31-2014, 10:26 AM
sonatine

he hasnt played the pokers on stars since the 23rd, fwiw.
08-31-2014, 10:40 AM
Crowe Diddly

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Originally Posted by mwh72

1) Unless he got a passport it would not be smart to go any deeper into Mexico then he already was (I talked with him about this). They give you a 30 mile grace period after the border without a passport, but then they have checkpoints at every state you go through. He wouldn't get far.

sorry for what seems now like an obvious question, but marty doesn't have a passport? seems like it would be a good thing to have, you know, living and traveling outside the country and all.
08-31-2014, 11:39 AM
mwh72

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Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly

Quote:

Originally Posted by mwh72

1) Unless he got a passport it would not be smart to go any deeper into Mexico then he already was (I talked with him about this). They give you a 30 mile grace period after the border without a passport, but then they have checkpoints at every state you go through. He wouldn't get far.

sorry for what seems now like an obvious question, but marty doesn't have a passport? seems like it would be a good thing to have, you know, living and traveling outside the country and all.

For his new life style it would be the smartest $100 he could spend imo.
08-31-2014, 12:02 PM
Walter Sobchak

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Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly

Quote:

Originally Posted by mwh72

1) Unless he got a passport it would not be smart to go any deeper into Mexico then he already was (I talked with him about this). They give you a 30 mile grace period after the border without a passport, but then they have checkpoints at every state you go through. He wouldn't get far.

sorry for what seems now like an obvious question, but marty doesn't have a passport? seems like it would be a good thing to have, you know, living and traveling outside the country and all.

Didn't he say he's been to 40+ countries and 5 continents?
08-31-2014, 12:09 PM
SrslySirius

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Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak

Didn't he say he's been to 40+ countries and 5 continents?

He said lots of things. Did you believe all of it?
08-31-2014, 12:10 PM
simpdog

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Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak

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Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly

sorry for what seems now like an obvious question, but marty doesn't have a passport? seems like it would be a good thing to have, you know, living and traveling outside the country and all.

Didn't he say he's been to 40+ countries and 5 continents?

That was back when he was banging beach bunnies not present day
08-31-2014, 12:32 PM
DJ_Chaps

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

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Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak

Didn't he say he's been to 40+ countries and 5 continents?

He said lots of things. Did you believe all of it?

Well that shit is true. Passports expire.
08-31-2014, 01:08 PM
ToasterOven

I hope he's not dead, but if he is, I want the first .......

LATER FAG
08-31-2014, 01:44 PM
simpdog

DJ chaps checked the east, I checked mid and Hockey Guy checked the West.

He is not in Canada.
08-31-2014, 01:51 PM
bobby wong

maybe he's visiting his daughter
08-31-2014, 02:17 PM
Dan Druff

I briefly visited Ensenada in 2009 as part of a cruise.

Wasn't impressed.

Basically it's pretty trashy, and the only thing for a tourist to see is a blowhole.
08-31-2014, 02:31 PM
RichardBrodiesCombover.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I briefly visited Ensenada in 2009 as part of a cruise.

Wasn't impressed.

Basically it's pretty trashy, and the only thing for a tourist to see is a blowhole.

Do they even have internet in Ensenada?
08-31-2014, 02:37 PM
::o

Thank God i've got the Jennifer Lawrence nudes to keep me busy till the next Jewdonk update.
08-31-2014, 02:47 PM
GrenadaRoger

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I briefly visited Ensenada

Basically it's pretty trashy

first place to look obviously
09-01-2014, 02:52 PM
simpdog

Tyde did you really die before seeing the celeb nude leaks from yesterday?
09-01-2014, 04:16 PM
TheXFactor

How long before we see Jewdonk's face on a milk carton?
09-01-2014, 04:22 PM
limitles

I'm not surprised.....
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/...ps6e673d86.jpg
09-01-2014, 05:18 PM
ToasterOven

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Originally Posted by TheXFactor

How long before we see Jewdonk's face on a milk carton?

They don't put 50 year old hobos on milk cartons.
09-01-2014, 05:21 PM
SrslySirius

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Originally Posted by TheXFactor

How long before we see Jewdonk's face on a milk carton?

http://i.imgur.com/nhfjEqx.jpg

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