Ask My Black Friend Anything

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Originally Posted by Vwls

I think to assess the behaviors of the lower classes we must look to the history of this country. Enslavement and post enslavement, people of color have been victimized by extreme bigotry and cruelty that is still alive and well today. The effect this has had on family structure, earning capacity, access to basic human needs, and cultural attitude is significant. To hold a different standard as you say is to comprehend the origins of the problem... But this is not enough. Only when we change the tenets and the very fabric of human interaction will the standards (expectations) become reasonably equitable. What I am proposing is a departure from lazy thinking - an enlightened mending of fences. It can begin in your own home - in the way you teach your children. In the interim, legal and social standards must be enforced without prejudice - that is - all citizens of this country must be targeted, tried, and rehabilitated with equal measure, and basic access must be made available despite the stereotypes held by the decision making bodies and their representatives.

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

I understand that some of our members, such as Barry, don't know any black people.

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Wheres that picture of that black chick Barry used to bang?

This thread makes me sad. Reminds me of the prank call you and Juana Bet-Sep made where you were Tiger Woods' agent and he was Tiger Woods. Your version of that character is pretty good, need him to fill some radio segments.

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Originally Posted by Vwls

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Originally Posted by verminaard

Also, African Americans having longer penises on average is undoubtedly the same reason why they are more muscular on average, and the men (and women( more masculine looking. There are higher amounts of androgenic hormones (and more sensitivity by the responding cells) in this population than others.

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I read an account (presumably based on valid research) that showed black men do not in fact have larger penises on average. So I guess that's just another lazy brain stereotype.

The muscular quality you refer to may be attributable to careers that work the body more than they do mental acuity - this is a poverty issue and is rooted in lack of access to education and the job market in a still-bigoted market.

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The muscular thing was partly due to whites bringing over the biggest and strongest slaves from west africa. Essentially its an issue of selective breeding and needing to thrive in horrible conditions.

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Originally Posted by Vwls

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Originally Posted by verminaard

Also, African Americans having longer penises on average is undoubtedly the same reason why they are more muscular on average, and the men (and women( more masculine looking. There are higher amounts of androgenic hormones (and more sensitivity by the responding cells) in this population than others.

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I read an account (presumably based on valid research) that showed black men do not in fact have larger penises on average. So I guess that's just another lazy brain stereotype.

The muscular quality you refer to may be attributable to careers that work the body more than they do mental acuity - this is a poverty issue and is rooted in lack of access to education and the job market in a still-bigoted market.

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Uh, HELLO!!!!

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In the penis size league tables the Daily Mail reports that men from The Republic of the Congo take top position with a porn star like 7.1 inches, with the Ecuadorians, Ghanaians and Columbians not far behind with 7 inches, 6.8 inches and 6.7 inches respectively.

The average for the African continent as a whole is a whopping 6.3 inches.

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Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker

Their was a black guy on the old forum his name was Bryant Micon

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Remyx,



R.I.P.

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

This thread had such potential.

SS you are playing great kid keep up the good work. Better luck next time.

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How did everyone think this was going to turn out?

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

This thread had such potential.

SS you are playing great kid keep up the good work. Better luck next time.

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How did everyone think this was going to turn out?

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

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Guys, please. This is Black History Month. Show some respect.

It's not going to be fun for me, but I will show my black friend Marvin this thread tomorrow and get some answers. To keep things orderly, I'll post his responses in bold and italics. I'll update post #1 with his answers as well, since this thread is already getting a bit cluttered.

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

I understand that some of our members, such as Barry, don't know any black people.

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Wheres that picture of that black chick Barry used to bang?

This thread makes me sad. Reminds me of the prank call you and Juana Bet-Sep made where you were Tiger Woods' agent and he was Tiger Woods. Your version of that character is pretty good, need him to fill some radio segments.

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I read that to fast. Bang and hang are pretty close though.

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

No worries. Marvin's not here right now, so I'll relay all the questions to him tomorrow. I'm sure he'll be happy that another black person is here helping out.

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What kind of "hood rat stuff" does he do with his friends?

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Originally Posted by Muck Ficon

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

No worries. Marvin's not here right now, so I'll relay all the questions to him tomorrow. I'm sure he'll be happy that another black person is here helping out.

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What kind of "hood rat stuff" does he do with his friends?

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As one of Marvin's friends, I feel somewhat qualified to answer this myself.

We don't do any "hood rat stuff".

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jay-z before hawaiian sophie

and you can never call me a racist because i have more black friends than SS

if you looked at my friends on facebook you would think i was an assistant coach for the nba development league or something

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Originally Posted by gauchojake

Is it offensive if I call Brazil nuts n-word toes?

Do you know the definition of niggardly?

Do you cringe every time a kid says "eenie, meenie, miney, mo"?

Have you ever stolen a bike? (obv)

Talk about any times when keepin it real went wrong.

TIA

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WTF Vwls, this thread was for Srsly's friend Marvin.

You can't just roll up in here, claim to be black, and take shit over.

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

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What kind of "hood rat stuff" does he do with his friends?

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As one of Marvin's friends, I feel somewhat qualified to answer this myself.

We don't do any "hood rat stuff".

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"We" lol. He does hood rat stuff, he just doesn't invite you.

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Originally Posted by Muck Ficon

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

As one of Marvin's friends, I feel somewhat qualified to answer this myself.

We don't do any "hood rat stuff".

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"We" lol. He does hood rat stuff, he just doesn't invite you.

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yeah, you got rolled by a canadian over a web site

what i'm saying is, despite your one black friend you have no hood pass

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Originally Posted by Vwls

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Originally Posted by verminaard

Marvin and Fckvwls,

Do you believe that liberal white America, and the liberal black establishment itself which are really just puppets, allowing black people to act like animals (ie allowing kids to run around in mobs committing racial attacks in public) is itself the ultimate form of racism? And does it bother you that by holding blacks to lower standards and fostering their feelings of oppression, liberal white America is guaranteeing the black community will never break their bonds.

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I think to assess the behaviors of the lower classes we must look to the history of this country. Enslavement and post enslavement, people of color have been victimized by extreme bigotry and cruelty that is still alive and well today. The effect this has had on family structure, earning capacity, access to basic human needs, and cultural attitude is significant. To hold a different standard as you say is to comprehend the origins of the problem... But this is not enough. Only when we change the tenets and the very fabric of human interaction will the standards (expectations) become reasonably equitable. What I am proposing is a departure from lazy thinking - an enlightened mending of fences. It can begin in your own home - in the way you teach your children. In the interim, legal and social standards must be enforced without prejudice - that is - all citizens of this country must be targeted, tried, and rehabilitated with equal measure, and basic access must be made available despite the stereotypes held by the decision making bodies and their representatives.

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