**OFFICIAL Donald J. Trump vs. Joseph (Joe) R. Biden Thread - 2020 Presidential Election**

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Originally Posted by limitles

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Lincoln lost the election in the southern states so he invaded. Trump should invade, right?

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It's a union dimwit. Southern states have no sway in a union. All members of a union are
equal. Your shit does not apply across the board. Fuck a tree you inbred loser

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Only northern states have sway in a union? Damn, boy, you are dense. Those that signed off on the constitution reserved the right of their states to secede if they felt it necessary. What specifically do you think was in the constitution that made secession illegal? Quote the clause, don't use up some vague bullshit.

According to you a President can use any kind of vague bullshit to justify anything.

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

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Originally Posted by limitles

It's a union dimwit. Southern states have no sway in a union. All members of a union are
equal. Your shit does not apply across the board. Fuck a tree you inbred loser

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Only northern states have sway in a union? Damn, boy, you are dense. Those that signed off on the constitution reserved the right of their states to secede if they felt it necessary. What specifically do you think was in the constitution that made secession illegal? Quote the clause, don't use up some vague bullshit.

According to you a President can use any kind of vague bullshit to justify anything.

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what do you think trump does dude?


he is literally the worst president in american history

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Originally Posted by nightmarefish

What I find interesting is that AOC thinks Republicans don’t know what it’s like to be in the service industry, I didn’t realize that was a partisan job market. I’d estimate 90% of the people I know both dem and Republican have either waited tables or worked in a bar when they were young. It’s a good way to make decent money without professional experience. Yet she cries about it like she experienced some hardship.....

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she literally just said she was referring to republicans making fun of her for being a waitress.


please do better.

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They aren’t attacking her prior profession, she’s spinning it. They bring it up because she has very little relevant experience to be in the position she’s currently in and highlighting her bartending is a way to emphasize how unqualified she is. Then she decided to tell the world how hard the service industry is as if she paid her dues with such a difficult job that Republicans can’t understand or wouldn’t be able to handle. It’s a joke.

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Lincoln's Proclamation very carefully avoided the constitution. There was not one citation of the constitution. The invasion of the south was illegal, period. You keep bringing all kinds of bullshit into the argument that I didn't. I never said that slavery was justified. I'm just pointing out to you that there was nothing in the Constitution that Lincoln could use to justify the War. In the Gettysburg Address he used the Declaration of Independence because there was nothing in the Constitution he could use.

Now, you lefties be forewarned. All you dumb motherfuckers keep alluding to a coming Civil War if our side "doesn't straighten up." Fuck you and your threats. Shove them up your asses. Be careful what you wish for. You morons need to figure out that our side has all the weapons. So go ahead and start a shooting war you dumb ass bitches. You'll get your asses shot off.

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The federal government spends about $800 billion a year on the military. They have tanks, bombers, even nukes. Pretty sure they can put down an insurrection from a bunch of rednecks with AR-15s.

It would be sad to see the red states torched and leveled again, I guess I'd have to move, but they kinda deserve it honestly.

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Originally Posted by limitles

The "original constitution" is still in effect. There has been no rewrite. Only amendments have been added. What were the "certain powers" given to the President. Please cite the exact words in the constitution that gave a President the right to invade states. By your logic Trump could invade states that have gone against him.

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Congress can call forth the military to suppress insurrections, and the president is the commander in chief. Look it up.

No state is allowed to form an alliance with any state, or make war except as part of the United States. Look it up.

Here's the text of the Constitution from the National Archives. https://www.archives.gov/founding-do...ion-transcript

What I don't see in there is "if the president loses re-election he can invade states that voted against him."

You are fucking retarded. Kill yourself immediately.

yea thats a great story nerd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fL...hannel=WuSound

but seriously not a great story you idiot

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Lincoln lost the election in the southern states so he invaded. Trump should invade, right?

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Did you forget the part where they all seceded, stole federal property and interfered with the functioning of the government?

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE PUT THIS ON AUTOPLAY do not make me raise my voice again and tell people about the abortion he made a 23 year old girl get when he was djing in san fran at strip clubs


AUTOPLAY IT TODGE

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

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Originally Posted by limitles

It's a union dimwit. Southern states have no sway in a union. All members of a union are
equal. Your shit does not apply across the board. Fuck a tree you inbred loser

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Only northern states have sway in a union? Damn, boy, you are dense. Those that signed off on the constitution reserved the right of their states to secede if they felt it necessary. What specifically do you think was in the constitution that made secession illegal? Quote the clause, don't use up some vague bullshit.

According to you a President can use any kind of vague bullshit to justify anything.

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Where does it say that?

literal skeletons in tines closet but you didnt hear it from me cuz i couldnt get a song autoplayed

also the most unbelievable part of this is he actually had sex in his mid 20s i didnt see it coming either huge plot twist

answer for you ur crimes jason with maybe a ??? karaoke white houses by our girl do it now

Also why am I this way I was never told no growing up and just ended up becoming a compounding narcissist monster who hates blake and i have a zoloft prescription it does nothing this is literally what ive now become

also to be fair its a generic its called sertraline

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Originally Posted by nightmarefish

What I find interesting is that AOC thinks Republicans don’t know what it’s like to be in the service industry, I didn’t realize that was a partisan job market. I’d estimate 90% of the people I know both dem and Republican have either waited tables or worked in a bar when they were young. It’s a good way to make decent money without professional experience. Yet she cries about it like she experienced some hardship.....

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she literally just said she was referring to republicans making fun of her for being a waitress.


please do better.

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Ignore other posts more. How much sanitizing did you have to do today?

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Originally Posted by lol wow

yea thats a great story nerd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fLP_N6UxM&ab_channel=WuSound

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todge just know that every single one of ur toddlers posts will be followed by this video

shut up

sorry the who and the what now cracker

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Originally Posted by lol wow

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Originally Posted by lol wow

yea thats a great story nerd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fLP_N6UxM&ab_channel=WuSound

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every single post on this lol website

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Originally Posted by nightmarefish

What I find interesting is that AOC thinks Republicans don’t know what it’s like to be in the service industry, I didn’t realize that was a partisan job market. I’d estimate 90% of the people I know both dem and Republican have either waited tables or worked in a bar when they were young. It’s a good way to make decent money without professional experience. Yet she cries about it like she experienced some hardship.....

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she literally just said she was referring to republicans making fun of her for being a waitress.


please do better.

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They make fun of the fact that a young waitress with close to zero life experience is trying to lead a major political party's policy on serious issues.

They're not making fun of the job itself.

and yet here we are

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Originally Posted by lol wow

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Originally Posted by lol wow

yea thats a great story nerd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fLP_N6UxM&ab_channel=WuSound

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also i would have overtipped her after seeing her teeth and now were just stuck with her

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Originally Posted by lol wow

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Originally Posted by lol wow

yea thats a great story nerd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fLP_N6UxM&ab_channel=WuSound

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todge can we sidebar for a minute hows life big dog

i will keep 50 out of this he wants to poke his beak in but ill keep him back

nope too late couldnt be stopped

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Originally Posted by lol wow

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Originally Posted by lol wow

yea thats a great story nerd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fLP_N6UxM&ab_channel=WuSound

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Gay sex is the one person living his best life during the pandemic

jared agrees to letting donnie fuck his wife in exchange for a preemptive pardon. why not. jared knows that a few tugs is all it takes when donnie's desire burns this hot.

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Originally Posted by cleatus

jared agrees to letting donnie fuck his wife in exchange for a preemptive pardon. why not. jared knows that a few tugs is all it takes when donnie's desire burns this hot.

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Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Lincoln's Proclamation very carefully avoided the constitution. There was not one citation of the constitution. The invasion of the south was illegal, period. You keep bringing all kinds of bullshit into the argument that I didn't. I never said that slavery was justified. I'm just pointing out to you that there was nothing in the Constitution that Lincoln could use to justify the War. In the Gettysburg Address he used the Declaration of Independence because there was nothing in the Constitution he could use.

Now, you lefties be forewarned. All you dumb motherfuckers keep alluding to a coming Civil War if our side "doesn't straighten up." Fuck you and your threats. Shove them up your asses. Be careful what you wish for. You morons need to figure out that our side has all the weapons. So go ahead and start a shooting war you dumb ass bitches. You'll get your asses shot off.

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The federal government spends about $800 billion a year on the military. They have tanks, bombers, even nukes. Pretty sure they can put down an insurrection from a bunch of rednecks with AR-15s.

It would be sad to see the red states torched and leveled again, I guess I'd have to move, but they kinda deserve it honestly.

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You dimwit, wittle waltie It's the lefties that are always threatening civil war. YOU are the insurrectionists. Bring it on, bitches. We'll shoot your asses off. Hollow threats because you're a bunch of weak ass punks that don't believe in guns. You're a bunch or arrogant insolent fucks. You'll pay with your lives if you ever attack us.

Have you noticed BLM/Antifa isn't putting down much action in the red states. Only you blue state weak fucks will put up with it. That's because you like it up the ass with steel wool.

And what is super hilarious is you dumb asses just told Trump he couldn't send in federal troops to quell the BLM/Antifa riots. GTFO

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

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Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak

The federal government spends about $800 billion a year on the military. They have tanks, bombers, even nukes. Pretty sure they can put down an insurrection from a bunch of rednecks with AR-15s.

It would be sad to see the red states torched and leveled again, I guess I'd have to move, but they kinda deserve it honestly.

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You dimwit, wittle waltie It's the lefties that are always threatening civil war. YOU are the insurrectionists. Bring it on, bitches. We'll shoot your asses off. Hollow threats because you're a bunch of weak ass punks that don't believe in guns. You're a bunch or arrogant insolent fucks. You'll pay with your lives if you ever attack us.

Have you noticed BLM/Antifa isn't putting down much action in the red states. Only you blue state weak fucks will put up with it. That's because you like it up the ass with steel wool.

And what is super hilarious is you dumb asses just told Trump he couldn't send in federal troops to quell the BLM/Antifa riots. GTFO

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You're confused old man. It's mostly your side who is threatening insurrection, because they can't accept they lost.

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Originally Posted by Salty_Aus

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

You dimwit, wittle waltie It's the lefties that are always threatening civil war. YOU are the insurrectionists. Bring it on, bitches. We'll shoot your asses off. Hollow threats because you're a bunch of weak ass punks that don't believe in guns. You're a bunch or arrogant insolent fucks. You'll pay with your lives if you ever attack us.

Have you noticed BLM/Antifa isn't putting down much action in the red states. Only you blue state weak fucks will put up with it. That's because you like it up the ass with steel wool.

And what is super hilarious is you dumb asses just told Trump he couldn't send in federal troops to quell the BLM/Antifa riots. GTFO

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You're confused old man. It's mostly your side who is threatening insurrection, because they can't accept they lost.

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"Threatening insurrection"?

We had huge mobs of Democrats actually burning major cities down this summer, and the media praising it as beautiful.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by Salty_Aus

You're confused old man. It's mostly your side who is threatening insurrection, because they can't accept they lost.

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"Threatening insurrection"?

We had huge mobs of Democrats actually burning major cities down this summer, and the media praising it as beautiful.

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And your retarded president refuses to accept he lost. If this does blow up into conflict its obvious who is responsible... won't happen though.

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Congress can call forth the military to suppress insurrections, and the president is the commander in chief. Look it up.

No state is allowed to form an alliance with any state, or make war except as part of the United States. Look it up.

Here's the text of the Constitution from the National Archives. https://www.archives.gov/founding-do...ion-transcript

What I don't see in there is "if the president loses re-election he can invade states that voted against him."

You are fucking retarded. Kill yourself immediately.

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Like I said, wittle waltie, you dimwits can't cite any part of the constitution that would make the invasion of the south legal. YOU HAVE A CHANCE HERE. QUOTE THE SENTENCES IN THE CONSTITUION THAT MADE INVASION LEGAL. DON'T PUT UP LINKS. PUT UP THE EXACT SENTENCES IN THE CONSTITUION THAT MADE INVASION LEGAL. SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT.

But you can't do it. It's always the same with you libtard idiots. You think smoke and mirrors is all it takes. You have no principles. You'll flip flop on anything. Lay off the LSD, wittle waltie.

why are all the quotes messed up

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by sonatine

she literally just said she was referring to republicans making fun of her for being a waitress.


please do better.

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They make fun of the fact that a young waitress with close to zero life experience is trying to lead a major political party's policy on serious issues.

They're not making fun of the job itself.

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You mean like a community organizer or lifelong politician with nothing more than a year or so experience in a public defender's job before then?

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Originally Posted by Tellafriend

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

They make fun of the fact that a young waitress with close to zero life experience is trying to lead a major political party's policy on serious issues.

They're not making fun of the job itself.

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You mean like a community organizer or lifelong politician with nothing more than a year or so experience in a public defender's job before then?

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oh i think he means the drug addicted, senile, incontinent gameshow host who is now the literal face of the republican party.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Originally Posted by Tellafriend

You mean like a community organizer or lifelong politician with nothing more than a year or so experience in a public defender's job before then?

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oh i think he means the drug addicted, senile, incontinent gameshow host who is now the literal face of the republican party.

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Dems love to make fun of gameshow hosts, but we all know they’d be found crying if they ever had to sit through hours of hair and makeup to help turn them a beautiful orange then get yelled at for having to do multiple takes because they can barely read the teleprompter.

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Originally Posted by dwai

why are all the quotes messed up

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Because our resident treasonous senior citizen is dumb as hell