This guy is hysterical , rooting against georgia just because he bet them . Also rofl he signed a recipt Goat
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This guy is hysterical , rooting against georgia just because he bet them . Also rofl he signed a recipt Goat
In one of his wilder ranting clips recently, he said he was against sports betting because "they already getting millions, they dont care about winning".Quote:
Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO
Now as you have pointed out, he's claiming some players might be taking bribes.
Chrissy seems to be a very confused individual to say the least.
Good,, Georgia won but he didn't cover had -4 right? What a game tcu exciting as well. Wow time to grind out 1 dollar roulette bets on Bol
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Happy New Year, LOSER!
"I win every day"
Nope
"I am the greatest of all time"
Nope
Happy 2023 good people of PFA
Anyone know if sports bets are covered by his elite chums club $500 money back guarentee?
As soon as I saw he bet Georgia - 5.5, I immediately bet on OSU + 5 (Best I could get with 20 minutes before game time! I only bet 117 to win 100.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom LimbLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Happy New Year, LOSER!
"I win every day"
Nope
"I am the greatest of all time"
Nope
Happy 2023 good people of PFA
Thanks Chrissy, you are golden.
“I don’t know what else to say. I’m embarrassed. I’m embarrassed for the state of Ohio, especially for the city of Columbus.” -Chrissy What Can You Shove Up My Arse Mitchell 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZhK0O6sbYk
annnd you cost me $10K last year and now you cost me $21K this year
At the stroke of new years
Glad to see he'll never be able to relax.
Meanwhile, some of the dolts who love him are congratulating him on the "win". LOL
Oops, I neglected the "see more" on FB (surprised it's still up)
I assume Joey Ceeborg is one of us. Good job!
Here is my winning wager on OSU +5. I thought I had + 5.5 but the line was +4.5 by the time I was going to be ODU. So I bought 1/2 a point, and had +5. Thanks Chrissy! I knew to bet opposte of a loser like you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
Glad to see he'll never be able to relax.
Meanwhile, some of the dolts who love him are congratulating him on the "win". LOL
Joey Ceeborg is the true game day MVP.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom LimbOops, I neglected the "see more" on FB (surprised it's still up)
I assume Joey Ceeborg is one of us. Good job!
O and out of rep for awhile.
Stacy must be pissed. LOL
He can martingale finals jan 9. I thought Steve Stevens was bad. Tough game to bet in championships.
I'd love to celebrate the throat GOAT's loss here, but I had the OSU moneyline, so I'm really annoyed. OSU fucked that up big time in the 4th -- first by shooting off a 14-point lead when you have all the momentum, and then by failing to move the ball on 3 freaking downs when barely in FG range, and then your kicker chokes because of all the pressure.
But at least OSU didn't win by 6. That makes me feel better.
This Georgia spread bet had Chrissy's name all over it:
- Major, high profile game - CHECK
- Favorite is the #1 ranked, 13-0 team - CHECK
- Spread is less than a touchdown, so ploppies think it's a gift to the betting public - CHECK
I can just picture this idiot saying to himself, "Wow! Only 5.5 points! Georgia is the #1 team! They're the GOAT like me! Folks, I can't picture them not winning by at least a touchdown. I am just so good at sportsbetting, and nobody else would reason this way like I do! Sir, $21k on Georgia -5.5, please!"
What a GREAT way to start the new year for everyone on PFA that contributes to this DBs demise! Love it!Quote:
Originally Posted by donkey
Next thing you will hear from the Bloat is that he will NEVER bet on a sporting event again!!!! LOL LOL LOL
I wonder if he's going to try to take the rest of whatever he has and chase it at roulette tonight. Remember, he's right there in Vegas.
This could be some ending of 2022 for our truck hitchhiking friend.
The Bloat must have his head buried under his non-suite pillow as there are still comments on Facebook ripping him a new one! LOL LOL Love it! I wonder how long those jewels will stay up before he nukes them like he always does? 30 minutes,,,15 minutes? LOL
Not long ago chrissy said he was giving up sports betting because it made his arsehole sore and Stacey told him it was stress.Quote:
Originally Posted by PickleballWhat a GREAT way to start the new year for everyone on PFA that contributes to this DBs demise! Love it!Quote:
Originally Posted by donkey
Next thing you will hear from the Bloat is that he will NEVER bet on a sporting event again!!!! LOL LOL LOL
Roughly 2 days later, he was back to sports betting, and donked off on Fifa.
That would even be better!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
LOL he's doing a youtube live stream right now.
Hopefully Joey Ceeborg comments
==edit==
Claims he'll be posting a great video tomorrow blah blah blah.
Now he's rambling why he picked the spread rather than moneyline.
And claims he can win the $21k back in an hour or so.
final edit, hes at 15k subscribers, so he has been a busy boy.
Sorry to hear you lost. I was rooting for OSU to make the FG at the end of the game so that the money line bets would cover.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Let's hope he tries to get the money back. That would be a recipe to lose $42K on this trip except for one small thing. He doesn't have much money left.
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Originally Posted by PickleballQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Let's hope he tries to get the money back. That would be a recipe to lose $42K on this trip except for one small thing. He doesn't have much money left.
I bet he has 100k or so to his name from recent scores/affiliate money. To him that is being a millionaire and probably is under some delusion the scam train is about to hit it big. He may just be fucking some rich dude on the side and is how he stays afloat. Could be that simple.
Hey Chrissy, please post a picture of how much cash you made back in a Las Vegas casino tonight. First take a picture of all those $1000.00 chips and then cash them in and take another picture of all the hundreds spread across the bed. Stacy wll not be in that bed tonight so there is plenty of room to spread those puppies out. And I do not mean you Kyle!
Yes, I can totally see him doing thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
He's in full cope on the livestream
"It doesn't matter, I'll get that back in an hour" (strained "complete lie" laugh)
I don't have a burner account or I'd comment (and I'm old and slow so I don't even know how to comment on livestreams under my own account. LOL)
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Originally Posted by Pickleball
The thing about degens like this is he could very well be up 40k on the tables tonight and fired half of it on the game. The way he looks at it is that "it is all profit" and he is free rolling forgetting about all the money he lost in previous weeks, months, years.
Who is more lame, Dan Blazarian or Chrissy. Polk did interview with blazarian where blazarian claimed to have won hundreds of thousands of dollars on bodog by extrapulating his winnings because of one winning month. I remember from radio.
I am joey guys. I am now blocked. Surprised it took him as long as it did....
That 21k loss must have shook him...
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Originally Posted by crudebar
Here’s a couple screenshots I took of your comments before CM deleted them.
Very entertaining!
I like how our own Brandon "Drexel" Drexel made a comment at the end congratulating him.
:lol
That live stream was hysterical. He was clearly beside himself as paced back and forth in front of the Bellagio spewing on about how he would make the 21K back quickly. Claimed he had won 37K playing Baccarat earlier in the day so he is still up 16K. Okay…sure.
And in a bizarre quote he says “The weather here in Las Vegas is great if I do say so myself.” So…s he trying to take credit now for creating the weather? LOL
Also said walking the strip on New Years Eve is boring and not something that interests him at age 44. Well okay then…so why are you doing it while leaving your wife, son, and semi stepdaughter behind somewhere?
It’s so refreshing to see Chrissy get hammered for 20k.
What’s even better is having been fairly early (Vegas time), there is a 0.0% chance that he will go to bed with out hitting the Baccarat tables. Very real possibility come sun up, he is down over 40k.
It was funny reading the comments congratulating Chrissy, these Morans literally don’t even understand how the point spread works.
Of course Chrissy will come up with some nonsense about how he got it back.
Chrissy, here are YOUR own words from a couple weeks ago…
Must show proof of a comeback - or It didn’t happen.
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
I think this is finally the year that he implodes on the gambling front. He is nothing more than a run-of-the-mill gambling addict which will quickly eat away all his profits. As he makes more scamming, all he is going to do is bet more. If he didn’t have this leak he would actually have a chance. But he is likely "paycheck" to "paycheck" with a delusion that this scam will keep going , or worse, that it is about to move to the next level.
Despite what you think about CM, he is a good scammer for the lower intelligence class. He does put in the work and has the personality to fool people that are not very bright which is unfortunately a large part of this world's population. So even if the gambling hustle is a failure, he could take on another scam and it wouldn’t surprise me if he is good at it.
The question becomes will his ego allow him to move to another scam that pays less than the gambling one or will he push it until he runs himself and his family financially into the ground and it is too late to pivot to a new scam.
Chrissy had a dillusional moment in his live stream last night around the 10:48 mark. He said that he is making so much money that he is wrapping $100.00 bills around the toilet paper holder and wiping his butt with $100.00 bills, then flushing them down the toilet! What a mindset to have to say something like this on a live stream. Obviously this was a ploy to cover up the fact in his own mind, that he just lost $21K on a college football bet. Does he think that saying something like that will attract more business? Perhaps the stupidist of the stupidist would think that was cool. He would have been better off lighting up one of his cigars with one of his fake Amazon $100.00 bills and pretend it was real.However, wiping his butt with C notes and flushing them down the toilet is basically what he did with a TWENTY-ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR bet that he lost last night. Millionaires do not have such disregard for money. What a sociopath and a dumb one at that!
Making 21k sports bets. Lol
If i had to take a guess that was a chase bet after losing who knows how much at roulette....I don't think with a clear head he just goes and lays 21 dimes on a game.
I'll give him credit for him posting a picture of him holding the slip along with posting before game time...Normally I would never mock a guy for losing after doing this but obviously these aren't normal circumstances.
I'll be interested where he goes from here---lets keep seeing that documentation.
Live stream removed. Not surprising.
I finally got a chance to watch the live stream nonsense and I’ll just post a few things I gleaned from it.
1) Claims he’s up 78K from this Vegas trip… Complete Lie #1. Notice he always picks the same amounts for wins that he’s lying about? In august 2020 or 2021 he supposedly made 78K in 30 days, only to back Pedal when I called him out and he goes “well it was actually 30 sessions not days” and no evidence of the alleged 78K, just like today!!
2) Won $37K of that 78K in Baccarat… Complete Lie #2. No chips or cash to even come close to that claim. Not even a flammable scorecard for this flaming fag midget!
3) Several people photobomb him and one little Asian girl starts yelling “look the guy from you tube! We’re on You tube!!” Chrissy being the Dullard he is doesn’t use this as an opportunity to say “See folks,
I’m world famous!” or “Even children know who I am folks!” The parents just ignore her and Chrissy starts filming the Strip creatures including some cabaret dancers. He even proclaims “baby got back” but he was probably looking at some dude and thinking of Zach! There’s a religious nut case on a mega phone preaching at Vegas PD, Chrissy of course calls him crazy and then goes off on his own religious rant!
P.S. - My apologies to Crudebar for the Red Rep, did not mean to do that. I’m sure it’s not a big deal but feel free to Red star me back!!!
And we get a 1 hour tour suite and bunch of bull shit about his life style. Ya know renting small homes your whole life and lying daily to get a buck out of unsuspecting victims! What a life!!
Will review this later, a lot of important NFL games today and I can’t stomach this piece of shit scammer for more than 20 minutes at a time!
And the woe is me stories are back! This time he paces around his room(probably to work off the stress of losing again at the Tables in Vegas) and his eyes are wide open from snorting Zoloft or Adderall!
First up, the infamous Miracle on Whacker St. for Kyle and Tuna Kooch! Now I think we ALL remember the story going, he was down to his last $800 and blah blah blah lost his first 4 bets... down to the last $425 and goes all-in to save the day and make a WHOPPING $50 profit. Which apparently fooled stupid Stacy to believe his lies he could make a living off that! Well today, the amount of money has changed to $1000 and he "made" $800 in 35 minutes... COMPLETE LIE!
Please drone or someone with editing skills, make a video of this contradiction before he deletes it like the pussy he is! Lots of blank staring away from the camera, licking his lying lips and making up dollar amounts for wins & losses. He’s clearly rattled and desperate for damage control.
Second, he shows the LoLex (thanks ZD) and a bottle of Aventus cologne that he claims goes for $500 -$600 a pop. However a quick google search shows that's not the case and it's half that amount. Complete Lie #2
Then he talks about how he mysteriously spends $50,000 on watches, rings, earrings, cars, etc. Funny he always the SAME amount for everything with No Receipts! Almost as if he imagines THAT exact number in his head and just lies to himself and everyone about the cost of things he's paying a fraction of that amount for!
More rambling nonsense and he admits the "truth" that in the year 2022 he LOST $280,000!!! Of course, this is quickly glossed over because he somehow made over $1 million, so losing $280K is "no big deal"... HAHAHAHAHAHA, yea I'm sure a 28% loss of income is just brushed off by real millionaires and wealthy people! He then proves his fat and out shape he is and he has to sit down while gasping for air from a 20 minute stress walk in his tiny hotel suite. Lol, what a lard ass! He starts a rant about how stressful being a pro gambler is, surely can't be nearly as stressful as a Lying, Fraud, Deadbeat scammer who runs from Court processors and debt collectors???
He then changes his win amount from the live stream amount of $78K in 5 days to $47K in 4 days... **Warning, Complete Lies Incoming**
He CLAIMS the money is in the hotel safe... riiiiiight, guess he forgot the combination until Mr. Foster wires it over???
But let's do the Math, since this Super Duper self proclaimed Math expert seems to be struggling...
47K profit on 12/31 prior to 9PM Vegas time. Live stream at 9:20PM Vegas time the profit after the Peach Bowl loss was 78K...
He also lied and said he made 37K in Baccarat prior to the Georgia loss, so that "win" paid for the losing bet!
Now pay attention to all you school of Einstein Light Bulb Mathematicians... 47K + 37K would give us... 84K. Take that 84K and subtract 21K puts us at... 63K! I guess that 15K was a tip for the dealers??? COMPLETE LIE FOLKS!!!
The lies and rants about mystical $50K wins and losses abruptly ends when NVB and ULD with Tuna return to the room and he realizes he can't tell these fairy tales with them present. So it cuts the usual bullshit about dinner plans showing him stuff his fat face and him walking on the Vegas strip in his cheap red shirt. He gets molested by a cabaret dancer and was disgusted because it was a woman in a thong instead of a Man. He then talks down about marijuana and prostitution being legalized. Gee, I wonder if a certain Gay pornstar ever made money escorting once upon a time?
So he finally walks to Bellagio where the unloved family awaits and NVB ooks out 3 words, a new record! He quickly lies about how he made $800 on slot machines... mmmm hmmmm. Complete Lie #.... Oh Fuck, I've lost count at this point!
He finally shows proof of win...
NOT!!! Just the same 11-12K he's been lugging around for 2 weeks now and what looks a loan of $9000-$10,000 from Mr. Foster. Making that a total of $21K... and NOW we know where the Georgia Bet came from!?!! He walks over to show himself placing the bet and not a word of the alleged 37K win from Baccarat that he proclaimed in the live stream... so guess what Folks? That was just a.... COMPLETE LIE UH HUH HUH HUH!!!?!?
And of course we KNOW where it Went, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The little shit bet all his money on it and LOST!!!
And the epic conclusion of this Bore fest and lie filled tirade, he's not going to bet on anything but HIMSELF!?!?!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Just like a month ago he was QUITTING sports bets forever(which ironically forever for Chrissy is less than One week!) He is now putting on Video that he's done with Sport's bets... Soooo what 2 weeks til he gets itchy balls(shoutout to ZD) and places another bet?
And it's hilarious that he thinks HE is in control of the little plastic ball and can will it land where he commands, defying gravity and physics all at the same time! Good thing Einstein invented Gravity so that Sir Issac Newton guy could have Fig Cookies named after him...
I'm sure he is also controlling the cards that randomly get dealt in Baccarat and he negotiated the 5% commission on banker for all his Elite chums to stop them going dead broke following the Colt goat!
And the last lie of the video, coincidentally the Biggest lie of his life this year anyway! He turned down a multi-million dollar deal to run a sport's betting company!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, yea the retarded midget that's begging for endorsements from Monster and $5 tips on Youtube is gonna turn down a deal like that. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This is where the gold lies, the last 6 minutes are RIGHT after he lost the bet and he goes on about a conspiracy how the players threw the game for money and they would've have won if it wasn't rigged... blah blah blah. Wonder if they learned that from Tommy B? Chrissy should've conferenced him in to this YT stream?? Instead, he's admitting he's ignoring Skank's calls because she's probably freaking out like he does at the very end.
Well, as promised I reviewed this whole nonsense in about an hour, thanks to the magic of 2x speed viewing! Happy New Year folks and make sure to get the word about this lying scumbag piece of human garbage as he just gave us about 10 Complete Lies we can easily contradict him with every day!