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GET ON THE LOVE BOAT AND CHANGE YOU LIFE< REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS ON THE BOAT STAYS ON THE BOAT
You have to know when to hold them and know when to fold them. BUT YOU NEVER COUNT YOUR MONEY TILL THE BOAT IS DOCKED
All I want for Christmas is to see what our resident photoshop experts do with this.
What a dork.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
All I want for Christmas is to see what our resident photoshop experts do with this.
I thought maybe we would get this daily win/loss figures....but nope.
I wonder if he will screen shot them and then change the numbers in a paint program. If he does anything other then just clicking over in his account he obviously falsified them.
Chrissy is Live Streaming from the bunker NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsPQzLps568
Kyle looking like a fat cow in headlights and rambling to get the run time up.
He says such gems as;
1) “I have so much money I don’t need it all” Hahahahaha, yeaaaaa sure!
2) I took an IQ Test and it was off the charts. It was on the same level as Albert Einstein(roll the clip Drone!)
3) Some dope donates 70 ZAR which is South African Rand. Chrissy being the Einstein level genius he is proclaims, “someone just donated 70 dollars, that’s huge!” Wait until he actually Sees the conversion rate to USD. Bahahahaha!
More to come folks…
Another thing he could do is consistently gamble on live stream. I would even watch that live stream. Of course that happens very very very rarely.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
I wonder what the wife thinks when he sits in front of that computer and tells his lies over and over and over and over again. What literally goes through her head...haha
An hour of nonsense for a live stream?
I havent watched it yet, but here's some thoughts based on the comment he claimed genius level IQ.
Interesting he mentions IQ and off the charts given I posted a chart the other day.
We really can make him dance by pulling the strings.
More than likely he took an online IQ test which tells you exactly what you need to know.
The other observation is, lets pretend for a second he indeed has an IQ over 130 which most but not all charts consider superior (Current Wechsler (WAIS–IV, WPPSI–IV) IQ from wikipedia).
What exactly is he doing with this great IQ?
Curing the cancer that killed his sainted mother?
Developing renewable energy sources?
Or, let us give him credit for being a mathematician, with a genius level IQ: Has he developed a cryptographic algorithm? Has he published a proof solving any of the famous equations?
No, he's sitting at home playing Baacky and Spinny and making videos about it, and then go to B&M casinos to play Baacky and Spinny.
Granted, not all people with a 130 IQ are what we might consider geniuses, however Chrissy seems to have claimed he's rocking a 180+
To put that into context, it would be like trying to explain differential equations to NVB before NVB even has the concept of basic arithmetic
If he is as smart as he claims, he has literally wasted his life to the benefit of no one (except maybe truck drivers).
Yea I can’t re-watch the shit show of nonsense that was his live stream. He could have proven he actually won the $1000 challenge by you know live streaming his account balance and letting viewers request what they want to see. But he was to buys drooling over dumb shits like Wardisan, Mike and bird Brain giving him $5 tips!
Yep they’re getting REAL rich off his tips. He even thought the 70 ZAR was in US dollars and didn’t realize it’s the lowest amount tipped of the entire stream when converted to US currency!
Rockasilly: " Little Johnny P is in the chat, the idiot filmed himself failing at his bankroll challenge modeled after his hero CM yet here he is still following along! "
anyone got a link to Little Johnny P YT channel ?
Until I watched some of this video today I didn’t know that the country of Peru was pronounced pay-roo. I mean…surely the guy with the Einstein level IQ can’t be wrong about that.
I also didn’t know that you can use the three greens on the 000 Roulette table to your advantage because all three are next to each other on the wheel. Nerermind the fact that on these tables a red/black, odd/even, or high/low bets now only give you an 18/39 chance of winning…you should still play these tables and take advantage of that extra house edge according to Einstein.
Online IQ tests tend to be inaccurate but not super wildly inaccurate. That is, a dumbo like Chrissy is unlikely to score high on it.
Might a person with a 125 IQ show up with something like 148? Yes. But you're not going to have stupid Chrissy show up with a high score.
Either he's flat out lying about it (possible), or he took it twice and corrected his wrong answers.
more likely he thought the result was a percentage and he's the only one in his chums club to get 99.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Looks like our old buddy OG Hancho is back to begging for help from Chrissy!
You’d think losing “30 bands” would help him figure he can’t
And speaking of old buddies, Uncle Zachy the Lackey is Backy!
This time on his personal IG with some telling revelations!
Apparently, Zach had a “problem” with Porn… Maybe THAT is why his wife told him to stop loitering around casinos with the Colt Reject? I mean the gambling was the main factor, but you’d think that Chrissy would at least hang out with his former Boy Toy, until he realized his Porn addiction might return if he hangs out with Kyle!
So his solution was to hang out with Weatherford in these homo erotic short shorts and talk about their Porn addictions together??
so a high IQ makes it possible to beat roulette? Interesting.
Well duh it came high so I bet high next
New system
Well duh it came high so I bet low next
New system
Well duh it came red so I bet red next
New system
Well duh it came red so I bet black next
New system
Well duh it came even so I bet even next
New system
Well duh it came even so I bet odd next..
And let's not forget to win you need multiple 100 percent winning systems in order to win 100 percent of time.
True genius at work. Then his gem of BOL wheel is very predictable, but can't make flat bets and make a fortune still needs guess after guess after guess to just hope you guess right once. The definition of predictable.
Zach's list of 2022 accomplishments are hilarious.
"Best year of intimate love" (out of 3 years)
:lol2
What does that mean? His wife had sex with him more often than last year?
But how do we explain this? If you ask any married man -- or any straight dude in a long-term relationship -- you will hear that the best year of sex is the first one, and it's followed by a decline. Comedians have been making jokes about this since before I was born. This is also the #1 reason married dudes end up cheating, whereas women tend to cheat for emotional reasons (husband is ignoring her, husband doesn't treat her well, husband is workaholic, etc).
I agree with BWB that Zachy's "porn addiction" was probably pushing him away from having actual sex with his wife, so that's probably why he had the "best year of intimate love". His marriage counselor probably told him 2 years ago that he had to drop the porn, or it was going to kill the marriage, and now he has more of an urge to bang his wife because he isn't jerking it as often.
Hilarious that the dude was already a porn addict and needed a marriage counselor, just one year into the marriage.
And then who does he spend all that time hanging out with alone? A 13-year-long gay porn star. You can't make this shit up.
Guarenteed Keithy has a pud pullers club or some other help group that Chrissy stumbled onto and literally came in his pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorLooks like our old buddy OG Hancho is back to begging for help from Chrissy!
You’d think losing “30 bands” would help him figure he can’t
And speaking of old buddies, Uncle Zachy the Lackey is Backy!
This time on his personal IG with some telling revelations!
Apparently, Zach had a “problem” with Porn… Maybe THAT is why his wife told him to stop loitering around casinos with the Colt Reject? I mean the gambling was the main factor, but you’d think that Chrissy would at least hang out with his former Boy Toy, until he realized his Porn addiction might return if he hangs out with Kyle!
So his solution was to hang out with Weatherford in these homo erotic short shorts and talk about their Porn addictions together??
A nice room full of addicts that he can brag to about his "Kirk" days and he can tell them "This will replace your addiction with making money, your wives will love you for it (and dont worry, you can still pull your pud too)".
Aaaaand Chrissy has a rant on FB including he thinks people retire at 75.
I never watch his live streams as they are happening. But I was at the gym today and decided to listen while I worked out.
The desperation is for real. He couldn’t have plugged the tipping more times if he tried. Only three people actually did it. Yes you’re helping provide food this holiday season…for him and his family.
He still thinks that the martingale was invented by a guy with that name
He now defines a “sucker side bet” as any bet that doesn’t pay even money. So…remember this folks..the next time Chrissy plays the dozens or the columns he’s making a sucker side bet. Also sports betting is rarely even money.
It’s the same rambling he does all the time…have a big bankroll and place small bets…martingale the bets…never walk into an actual casino if you don’t have at least 5-10K…don’t be greedy.
Also talks about his bank account as having over 400K. Didn’t it have 300K about a year ago? What happened to the 100K per month and all those 30K+ casino wins he touted?
Live streams on back to back days and all the pushing for tips definitely smells of a guy who could be on his last legs.
The only even money bets I know in Nevada are taking odds in craps, and sometimes progressive video poker machines when the jackpot is high. If anyone knows of others, please, please enlighten me!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Odds Stacey has said no, Chrissy cant spend more than half a day away from the house since the inlaws are visiting, so like the child that he is, he makes vdeos and livestreams instead?
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Does anyone think it's possible that Stacy actually believes that CM is a successful gambler and is actually helping other people learn to beat the casinos?
I mean, CM told us recently that Stacy has only been in a casino once (when he "won" $800), so is it possible that he just lies to her about how much he wins (and/or loses) while gambling?
Either she's a completely oblivious dupe, or else she's a 100% participant in this scam and just as much a sociopath as CM.
Merry Christmas to my PFA family. I thought I would offer some bathroom material with this beauty. No need to thank me. You’re welcome.
And she's watching us all with the eye of her vagina…Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9Merry Christmas to my PFA family. I thought I would offer some bathroom material with this beauty. No need to thank me. You’re welcome.
What is the difference? They are both fast approaching 50 and don't even have a permanent residence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq ReedQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Does anyone think it's possible that Stacy actually believes that CM is a successful gambler and is actually helping other people learn to beat the casinos?
I mean, CM told us recently that Stacy has only been in a casino once (when he "won" $800), so is it possible that he just lies to her about how much he wins (and/or loses) while gambling?
Either she's a completely oblivious dupe, or else she's a 100% participant in this scam and just as much a sociopath as CM.
She has to know he isn't successful as they still have close to nothing. The scam only feeds his addiction to keep gambling.
So no house or 2nd car(because according to him impractical) but has spent 50k on watches, lies about buying her a new 50k wedding ring, tens of thousands on car rentals(just to feel rich) hundreds if not 1k on dinners ect....
Guy has nothing of real value. Just trinkets and the ability to keep losing.
What exactly is "his thing?" Watching a ball spin around a wheel all day long? Or his scam? In which the whole purpose is simply to obtain the funds that will allow him to keep watching the ball spin.
The guy adds nothing to himself, his family or others. He is an addict. His "work(scam)" is simply to feed his own addiction.
She is so strange herself. He might bring in money with the scam but it goes out the door as fast as it comes in. She thinks this will ever change?
Take a look around and see how many people your age are still living in short term rentals. Or for that matter carry a kid about to turn 4 still on your chest and that can't even speak. You're 1 step ahead of living in a box. You probably don't get your son help---outside of your own husband's ignorance but also because you have no insurance and therefore not the funds to help him. But yes, you're millionaires. lol
On Christmas Eve it’s a great time for all of us to give Thanks we are not the Mitchell’s.
Think about how truly miserable their life is. No substantial assets most of us consider normal like a home, a retirement account and other assets. You know, the stuff he dreams of and is jealous of so he bashes at every opportunity.
Having to hustle and run a scam 365 days a year because he has no guaranteed income weekly and has to find new suckers daily. There are no days off in his life because he’s always looking over his shoulder at the law and disgruntled former customers.
While we are all good people, even on Christmas it’s not a bad time to wish and hope for this scammer to get exactly what’s coming to him. It shows what decent humans we all are in that we care about the people he screws over, even if some are idiots themselves.
And to the great people here….Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Sorry Boz. Apparently auto-correct does not like your name. Happy Holidays!!
And the scammer who said he was finishing his live stream because he had to go travel for a week apparently was still gambling online at 3:45pm from the bunker. Guess the Mitchell’s will be spending Christmas Eve or perhaps even Christmas Day on an airplane. What a lifestyle!!
Well…it’s been awhile. Kudos to all the great works by everyone as always. To the PFA family, have a safe and wonderful holiday season.
And to Christopher Mitchell…fuck you and your family and friends this holiday season. Except Bubs.
For you, Kyle and associates, I do not bring tidings of great joy to you. No well wishes. Never from me. You do not deserve happiness and good will towards men. We all know what you like to do with men. Time to share in your shame and embarrassment this Christmas…
Hmmm…Kyle on the shelf. More like Chrissy on the John (he wishes it was a real John). Reminds of me of those gloryholes and baccarat scorecards in that glorious Bellagio bathroom…Christopher still loves to get down and dirty.
I see the Skank is full of the holiday season and possible Santa’s seed. No wonder she can’t have a good man and no real man wants that barren worn out crotch. Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
Poor Zach and his problem…ho ho ho.
Pene still struggling with identity and self awareness in December. He has enough warmth to keep him warm this upcoming winter.
Brandon…are still picking locks in Oregon?? Not a peep or whisper from you…we see what you are doing now. Speaking of dirty elves…
Oh Chris Bird…we see that you are handling the kitchen duties in that Dallas airBNB where the retards reside pridefully. Lastly…speaking of pride. This last one speaks for itself.
Merry Christmas.
Whenever Chrissy makes "Dead Broke Jealous Haters" videos, you know that he's irritated with this thread. He likes to pretend that we are "making him money" by talking about him, but we know that's not true, as does he. He hasn't gotten one single new victim from this thread's existence, but I'm sure he's lost plenty of potential ones.
Merry Chrissymas, and just know that for as long as Little Kyle is running his gambling scam, this thread will be here to inform and entertain.
Funny that a guy who says he loves Trump would have a hag wife like "Dr" Jill and is as full of shit as Dementia Joe. Hellish Christmas Chrissy shit for brains. Piece of shit.
The notion that he's giving the tips to charity is just so blatantly untrue. It makes absolutely no sense to send the money by him first through Youtube for him to send to charity, because Youtube takes a 30% cut from tips. He is 100% pocketing the money, as I'm sure most people here are already aware of.
Happy Chrissymas 🎅Folks.
Another year goes by and Chrissy still has no wheels 🛞 on his wagon but he still keeps rolling along, as others have stated is he actually progressing, he seems to be living scam cheque to scam cheque to me and appears to have more of a J.O.B than me.
At least I can have a day off.
Strange to think that NVB hasn’t progressed verbally from that baby picture with Skanky Stacy until now.
Christmas 🎄 shoutout to non verbal bubs, I’m sure the floor of the rental will be absolutely festooned with toys and gifts.
I nearly choked with laughter on my Rice Crispies this Christmas 🤶 morning on the Do you play Chess ♟ 😂 comment.
Chrissy hasn’t fully mastered snap yet so I wouldn’t think 🤔 he will pose much of threat to Magnus Carlson
Anyways have a good un Folks 👍
Chrissy spending Christmas venting about getting tossed from a Phoenix Suns game a year ago because he couldn’t show them a vaccination card since he “didn’t have it on me”.
A few things with this:
- Last year he bragged about having attending this game (after the game was over) and that he sat courtside
- I thought the virus was a scam according to Chrissy. Why would he have even gotten vaccinated?
- He didn’t have it on him??? Umm…you don’t need the actual card you idiot. Take a photo of it and keep it on your phone.
- if he did buy a ticket and pay “thousands of dollars” for it then he’d likely have gotten that via something like StubHub. Why would you think the team is going to refund yoh in that case. You didn’t buy the ticket from them.
- never heard of an arena checking vaccine cards as you go down to your seat. They would have checked it before you walked in the building. Not buying the whole “we have to protect the rich people” angle. Those same people have to head up towards the crowd at some point.
Good on the people at that arena for tossing him out (assuming the story is real).
"hello can you come in Georgia?"
If you're a truck driver passing through Georgia, the answer is a resounding
:yes
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
The only part of the story that is credible is chrissy throwing a toddler tantrum and starting to cuss.
Interesting that he uses weasel words around not having it with him, so he can lie to the marks who dont like vaccinations (so far the majority of respondents) with "I didnt have it...because I've never been vaccinated, hurr hurr hurr" and he can still get into places where its needed assuming he has.
Most likely he did get vaccinated and he happily weasel words to keep fans, after all, he claims he was going to go to Macau and that wasnt happening without it.
Given he claims he walked, why not just uber back to the hotel, get the card [as Therivers points out, he didnt even need a card with him] and uber back and still watch most the game.
Finally chrissy has happily shown he is an amoral weasel [hence weasel words] I find it hard to believe he just didnt get a fake vaccine card and keep it with him for situations like this, whoever sold him the ticket would have had big signs up on the website saying proof of vaccine needed [unless he got it from a scalper which knowing Chrissy he probably did].
So more than likely, "fake tickets" which he only discovers when he gets to the game so makes up a story for chums club members who knew he was off to the game or fake story
Also, shows chrissy's character that he's special and deserves special treatment (and doesnt get it) and now holds a grudge against the team.
aaaand one of Chrissy's flock asks for specific clarification one what chrissy meant about proof of vaccination since the potser thought chrissy was anti-vaccine.
Prediction, chrissy deletes that post, or he comes here, quickly reads what we post and looks for the best idea to get out of a sticky situation.
==Edits==
Watching Chrissy's videos has affected my ability to type properly.
Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
And chrissy "answered"
Why go with a clear unambiguous honest answer when you can go "Duh theres a reason why I didnt have proof of vaccination on me".
And his merry band of idiots (and yes, Chrissy stories and comments like this are to find out who the true nut low of idiots are so he can exploit them further) buy in
Bruce Maiava "No refund, that sucks"
Mike Schulkins could just barely manage a "Wow".
Some other idiot that will be ripe for Chrissy's pickings if not alreat claimed no refund means they would have had to be taken to jail (hurr hurr).
In other news, part of me wonders if the $60k year long in person coaching deal is so Chrissy could afford to pay the videographer for a year as well.
==Edit==
I missed TheRiver's rep that also noted chrissy "responded".
There's a lengthy exchange on FB that I captured (and can share if anyone wants to see the whole thing). I'll just post the end result as this is, after all, the reason for the season...waving off potential marks from this vile scammer. I can't imagine Chrissy will let this remain up for long.