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still no Marvin. Damn. I wanted to win money and I was already researching pool halls in SoCal so I could book a trip.
Marvin, if you can get to Phoenix lets play
:lol
still no Marvin. Damn. I wanted to win money and I was already researching pool halls in SoCal so I could book a trip.
Marvin, if you can get to Phoenix lets play
Larry did you find the booster seats easily accessible at the rio?
this thread is going down the toilet.
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Originally Posted by Dupe_Fiasco
I did not. In fact, I even asked and was told that it would be brought to me. It never arrived. and this was like level 1 i asked.
I always ask for booster seats wherever I go. any poker room I walk into, it's always to the cage for chips, and then to the brush for a booster seat. Sometimes, i have to sit on a stack of card players when they can't find the Tokyo Phone book in the High Limit Bacc section.
and that's totally fine with me. my trip is over. anyone reading it later will know when to shut it down.Quote:
Originally Posted by SysOp
Well thank god you busted early!
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Originally Posted by Dupe_Fiasco
what do you mean! i sat uncomfortably until after dinner!
that table was too big man. sheesh. saw the legs off those fuckers.
Next time I know to bring my own at the Rio. can't count on them for shit.
I'm a little jealous that Larry can still order off the children's menu tbh
Jesus fucking Christ Larry
Shut it the fuck down - no one cares about your pool challenge
we get it, you're good at pool. Now step aside and let druff and tyde go at it
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Originally Posted by Dupe_Fiasco
we tried that. me and Drexel. Grotto would not let me order the kids chicken fingers even after Drexel SWORE that i was his 12 year old son.
This was right after I came back to the table after looking for my parents at the golden nugget.
Honestly, not a good look for Jewdonk in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by SysOp
This is Epic. Finally Tyde Sonatine and Pooh shut down! Larry You Saved this Site!::yes
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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
im out of rep.
or else i'd neg rep you and tell you to die of aids somewhere.
i guess this works too.
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Originally Posted by snowtracks
where you been?
there were like 3 pages of you saying the same shit over and overQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
im out of rep.
or else i'd neg rep you and tell you to die of aids somewhere.
i guess this works too.
tyde doesn't give a fuck so learn when to just stfu
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Originally Posted by WillieMcFMLthere were like 3 pages of you saying the same shit over and overQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
tyde doesn't give a fuck so learn when to just stfu
true.
carry on now sucking tydes dick like you have been this entire thread. fucking tardball
:bye Tyde
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Originally Posted by snowtracks
:this
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i hope someday you meet Ryland (he of the eyebrows)...pic of a side by side standing might be fun...he is 6'7"Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
wait very short? compared to? You? What if i said you're just very tall and that's why I look short?
INSANE that you think my height is "very" short.
he was the kid everyone bagged on when i started following NWP...now he a self supporting poker pro (or so i understand) and about your age
and of course, Martin was then what he is now--the site's clown / life-loser / low self esteem cretin that seeks status
This thread's greatest strength is its ability to adapt and evolve.
Willie is notoriously neutral and is trying to help you sound like less of a dipshit. Apologize and nap it out for awhile little guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
true.
carry on now sucking tydes dick like you have been this entire thread. fucking tardball
How tall is Larry?
63 inchesQuote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
This thread reminds me of old NWP days. Epic flame wars, testosterone-fueled chest thumping, challenges issued and rarely accepted, sick brags everyone knows are fake, epic gambling stories and Vegas meetups/lulz. Except if you left the old NWP for 24 hours you'd have 3 pages worth of threads to catch up on.
:backintheday
lol at that old bag of dust ever doing a sub 5 minute mile. That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard.
I'm not a Larry fan....but this was his thread. Turned out to be another "Tyde can't handle his alcohol and attacks Druff" thread. Pretty much par for the course.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
this thread has met and exceeded my expectations.
This thread delivers. Everytime Ive logged in for a week theres been a good 5 pages or more of new content. And you're right, its evolved multiple times. Thread of the YearQuote:
Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly
:entertained
I was trying to figure out why this hit 50 pages. I see some mention of a taser etc which I can speak to.
The plan of Marty tasering Todd is not completely without merit. The idea was tossed around. That Marty would have this taser stashed nearby, then in the middle of combat, arm himself with said taser and emerge victorious from the melee.
This was back in the NWP days and things were ehh different.
Larr, the idiots who tease you about your height don't realize that humanities long run survival will hinge on being able to colonize outer space. Or so says Steven Hawking.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iJD...ature=youtu.be
And shorter/smaller humans are better suited to living there because they require less food, water, and oxygen to survive.
http://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/ind...?topic=33495.0
As such, your relatively smaller physical stature, if heritable, would give your descendents an advantage over the taller hosers in this forum who are slinging those barbs....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnvDz-wD7WQ&feature=youtu.be
That is, provided they survive the brutal heckling and tortures dished out by the larger kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hK2Vch6UAw&feature=youtu.be
But they will probably have personal robots as bodyguards to help them navigate treacherous high school bathrooms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU&feature=youtu.be
So, stand tall, our smaller friend! Humanities long-term collective future may well hang chillfully in your tiny nutsack!
Hey Lar, I'm a teeny tiny 5'3 Jew, too.
By the way, when you came out swinging a few days ago, I couldn't help but remember this:
https://youtu.be/PvoRfCRSCRo
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Honestly the paradigm shifting nature of this trip for Larry would make most kids in the make a wish foundation jealous
After Larry's last bout of morbid depression, he passed himself off as a 10 year old young Jew who was on his deathbed with a few dying wishes and sent this off to Make A Wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
http://runt-of-the-web.com/make-a-wi...-three-pussies
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This is incredibly spot on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffHe is a just a degen drunk in Mexico, which is why he's back to playing micros on Stars after supposedly making all that money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Hordell
Martin's job at sea is not one which requires any kind of real skill or talent. However, it's a great job for lonely, broken down men who have no family, friends, or interests on land, so 6 months at sea is not a big deal to people like that.
Well, that's not completely accurate. There are guys who take these jobs in order to provide for their family back home. They basically sacrifice family time in order to make sure that the family is provided for, so I gotta respect that.
Then there's the Marty types, who take the jobs because they have nothing worthwhile going on land, and then take the money and either gamble it away or waste it to where it's gone within a very short period of time.
When Marty's parents die, and he presumably inherits half their money, he will be briefly in good financial shape. Within 6 months, he will be back to playing micros on Stars, and living in some shithole Mexico apartment.
He is almost 53 years old, and hasn't figured out how to live like an adult yet. Clearly he never will.
I think Kilgore has a crush on me.
You're way too young for me, sugar.
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https://www.littlepeoplemeet.com/
Can this be your next TR?
Oh and nice youtube channel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dre1xYOUoc
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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout
so you're into 3 somes.
did this Kilgore Trout girl just compare herself to a carousel? Does this mean all we have to do is pay a few dollars and we can ride her? Even Larry if he's accompanied by an adult?
that's not a high bar to set, Kilgore. You could've at least posted a picture of the Iron Eagle or the Giant Drop.