1dollarboxcar: kinda like a double jackpot video.... not very exciting....
and only 40 seconds long, waste of time
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1dollarboxcar: kinda like a double jackpot video.... not very exciting....
and only 40 seconds long, waste of time
2.4k views and a whopping 509 comments !! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaAynjrLTf4
Good to see Zach looking less disheveled and he’s made it further in the Insurance game than he has any game Chrissy has taught him! Kind of miss the patchy Ginger beard on old Uncle Zachy… wonder if he has an Uncle Rico???
#VoteForBubso
Chrissy,
Here is a picture of 2 lines from your videographer ad.
Now, go into the bathroom, and go in front of the mirror (No, don’t do that) and repeat YOUR WORDS above 1,000 times.
Let’s Review:
1. Talk is CHEAP
2. It DOES NOT matter what someone tells you.
3. SHOW ME - Don’t tell me
Does all this sound familiar Chrissy? These are YOUR words not mine.
The next time you think about telling us about your gambling results, don’t tell us, show us! Talk is cheap! Take 5 seconds and screenshot your BOL account.
Unless you show us, it DID NOT happen.
Ya know, I’m not sure how Chrissy has himself defined as a “business” (he’s always talking about his “LLC”). But depending on what that looks like his FB post could be considered a business job posting. And if that’s the case these words right here could be used against him (i.e. discrimination). If you do this as a private individual (i.e. you put an ad in the paper looking for someone to mow your lawn) I don’t think the same rules apply. But if you’re running a “business” then that is an entirely different animal and you can’t use words like these when trying to hire someone.
Wonder if Bird Brain wants the gig as Chrissy’s personal fluffer? Now he can film the little prick all the time, oh and Chrissy too!
Looks like he finally broke and he’s starting to lose it! He’s officially declared his love for the Bloat and I love the way BJHammer and all the rest constantly make him look stupid! He’s gotten to the point that he just fake laughs at everything, even the video by Drone where Chrissy talks about his first ride with a trucker! He’s obviously trolling but if he keeps getting hammered like this he’ll end up like Brandon & Zach and quit.
https://m.facebook.com/722277017/
Wife’s FB: https://m.facebook.com/100002289244941/
She is also promoting Chrissy’s camera boy ad, so she can get bombarded by Kyle Elyk or anyone else with a burner FB account who likes to post those Colt photos!
And he’s so pathetic he now shares Chrissy’s daily FB posts in his own page, including the videographer ad where people, including Bird’s mail order bride, are questioning the validity!
Since he admitted he has no remorse about Chrissy‘a lies and misdeeds, I have no problem posting his email nineballchris2@yahoo.com and a phone number for his employer/referral trucking agent Barbara 801-412-9744. He says to give his name as a reference. Maybe you can let old Barb know about his new “hero” by sending some of those Colt and Gay for Cash photos of him! Don’t forget to CC old nineballchris, soon to be NoBalls Chris!
New stupidity just dropped "Roulette Win - Christopher Mitchell Goes 'ALL IN'" (no, no anal in this one so it's not referring to all 3 inches).
I cannot wait for ZD's (proper use of apostrophe) recap of this one.
Have at it...
Seems like Chris Bird may be the new Brandon. Wonder if that’s what started the drama on the boat. Bird and Brandon fighting over who gets Chrissy’s affection and then JC the Baptized Barber threatened to kill both of them so he could be Chrissy’s bitch.
It's unclear whether Tyler Murtha is reviewing CM's roulette video or his Colt Studio videos.
Stacy speaks!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl_dRlCu...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
How many of these core values does she actually succeed at?
Be a servant leader? Nope. You’re just a servant.
Doing what’s right? Nope. Running scams or even just being a part of them isn’t right…nor is abandoning your daughter at the age of 12.
Taking responsibility for your life? Nope. If you did you’d have left Chrissy by now
Do what you say you’re going to do? Nope. You only do what your idiot husband tells you to do.
Represent excellence? Nope. You represent a tag along wife
Great values Stacy. Too bad you don’t meet a single one of them.
Did Chris really call himself a mathematician at the 22:20 mark? Did hell freeze over? Or are pigs flying today, and I wasn’t aware?
https://youtu.be/LA9JCdvjWZE
So…I guess blueprints run in the family?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl67etHO...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
The below picture is from todays video.
I am no Rolex expert, but Look at how easily the band bends away from the bezel. This tells me it is attached with a cheap pin. Look at the space that it creates. This does not seem indicative of a REAL Rolex.
But there is no way Chrissy would try and deceive us is there?
Can the watch experts analyze it?
And today's nonsense "Roulette Win- Christopher Mitchell Goes "ALL IN"."
chrissy wearing upscale Charlie Brown cosplay. roughly 30 minutes of nonsense.
12.8k subscribers at time of viewing, so no major movements yet.
Bankroll is $1940 which is meaningless outside of the this video, since we know he nearly rinsed a $1000 bankroll the other day and made $12 profit, and we know he also made a $66 BIG BOY BET that won.
So, who knows, who cares at this point.
frist 2 mintues Chrissy advertises himself and rambles about screensize, because apparently some people want to see the numbers on the wheel.
Given it tells us if he wins, and puts the number in the upper part of the screen is this really important?
Is someone like serpentstar sitting at home trying to figure out exactly which number the ball is above when it drops so he can try and measure the distance and come up with a real strategy that used to be work in the 70s?
2m30s first bet $5.
claims he's made hundreds of withdrawals
4m20s Despite chrissy claiming never to be greedy he points out since he won 2 bets in a row, he should have bet $100 on each of them.
5m50s Chrissy starts with his give the goat some money, ball and wheel align
Given we know what else happens in this video, this doesnt bode well.
6m20s Chrissy wins a $40 for $80 and gives a very cocksucking hollar at ya boi and then repeats it twice.
Its like hes actually playing for real money this time.
Chrissy is using a *NEW* strategy called "when you win, fuck around and place whatever bet you want as the new start".
8m rambles about being on track for biggest month of his life (after we commented on this a couple of days ago unsurprisingly)
Another small win, another hollar at ya boi.
at this rate he can treat himself to his sugar coated breakfast cereal he posted on FB after all
9m30s Chrissy changes to betting on two dozens, rambles about mastermind event and other nonsense in his life.
12m10s Chrissy starts rambling there is no reason to have a 9-5 job, forgetting of course without all those people he wouldnt be able to gamble, shoot steroids in his ass or feed himself.
Claims hes shown us in hundreds and hundreds of videos how to make thousands of dollars playing online.
Chrissy goes back to betting on Red.
14m20s chrissy points out you cant play BOL from India or australia, so his advice is "pack your bags and move to another country, hurr hurr"
17m After 3 losers Chrissy is betting $120 on red because he isnt playing follow the winner.
18m45s Chrissy never gets emotional when gambling, except when he starts saying fuck and shit because another black comes and he isnt playing follow the winner one of his two best strategies
19m chrissy is starting to get scared, and has difficulty deciding if he should double again or not.
Expect a "hurr hurr no fear" comment soon.
Anyways he bets $550 and because of the title and his idiocy pretty sure he loses this bet.
19m44 chrissy does not get emotional when he loses again, other than of course dropping three F bombs and twirling his head
Chrissy then states time to go all in because its just money right.
This is a very different demeanour than 10 minutes earlier when he was so happy to win $20.
20m 20s Chrissy goes allin for $1020 and starts a rant about "show me the money" before the ball lands.
21m Chrissy sadly wins and of course now tells us how smart he is because he lost 6 in a row and nearly Zached himself.
"hurr hurr theres two arguments here.
Douchebags like to say there are no trends, the wheel has no memory"
good thing us at PFA have long memories for Chrissy's bullshit. I even remember when Chrissy used to play follow the winner and would not have almost Zached himself into this position
21m20s Chrissy now insults his audience yeah no shit dumbass, you dont think I know this as a professional gambler
22m30s Chrissy gets even more wound up about winning an argument with himself for some reason. Claims that people tell him each spin is independent, blah blah he's a mathematician
This is probably the biggest issue with a lot of this nonsense, he has no idea what real mathematicians do, or how they think.
23m 40s In a novel twist, chrissy now calls the people who dont go allin pussies and they should stay at their dead end jobs.
Did Ryan go allin with $5k to win $100? Is Ryan a pussy?"
We'll probably never know because odds of Ryan appearing in a gambling video with Chrissy again are approximatelyzero point zero.
23m15s Chrissy now claims he's the freaking goat, biatch.
Chrissy seems to be having some sort of outburst or breakdown because he won a big boy bet, imagine if he lost
Chrissy also erronously stated if he had more money he would have bet it. The max bet for the room he is in is $1800, so he could not do a full marty if this one lost.
23m20s He gives some cocksucking laughs and claims dont hate the player, hate the game ????
LOL he then explains "hurr hurr, that was in the movie Bad Boys hurr hurr"
notably, chrissy must be referring to Bad Boys II where the line appears which is years after it is credited to Ice T [per google and wiki].
But of course, Chrissy is smarter than all of us, so if he meant Bad Boys 1 I'm sure it must be true.
23m28s for no apparent reason, we then get another hollar at ya boy.
24m Chrissy realises he's up $100, which if he had followed his own advice 20 minutes ago he would have made by just betting $100 and ending this nonsense before throwing a toddler tantrum and getting called out for it in comments.
For someone who had the remotest chance of picking up new viewers after the Business Bros podcast (best money Chrissy's ever actually spent) he's really managed to fuck that opportunity away.
24m15s Chrissy now claims he's the realest professional gambler [lol wut?] AND a professional youtuber.
Clearly he means professional in the sense of earning money from it, not acting in a respectable trustworthy manner.
24m50s There is a great video by Professor James Duane called "Dont talk to the police without a lawyer" in which he states people often get convicted because they start to tell their story, and then keep adding to it and exaggerating, and then say something that isnt true which can lead to conviction: Chrissy claims he shows his bank accounts
No Chrissy you've showed 1 account without enough information to verify it is yours alone.
25m10s Chrissy continues his rap inspired episode with "dont hate on me, appreciate me".
26m unsurprisingly Chrissy now claims to be fearless after winning his big boy bet, however go back and watch his indecision before he placed that bet.
28m45s Chrissy places a biggest bet of $150 and claims if he wins he needs to go upstairs and talk to his wife about some business.
In this case, I really think he means business, and not sex. Unless he means the twink he wants to hire to "film him" daily.
Sadly Chrissy wins and claims "all he does is win" -- seemingly forgetting that phat 6 in a row streak of losing.
He claims he went allin again????
Assumedly he means earlier in the session or he's just high on his own bullshit at this point, who knows.
29m50s Chrissy now goes back to leis and exaggerations: He now claims he got himself out of $80k or 90k of holes
Earlier he stated "I had 7 allin $10k bets and won 6 of them"
gotta love how the stories have to grow so he can get high when he gambles or lies.
30m he now threatens that the new year will start with a bang at his next mastermind event.
Women, and straight men need not apply to attend the birthday booty bash.
Chrissy forgets to tell us he won $160 in 30 minutes so that means you can make $120k a year or whatever his advanced math tells us.
Verdict: If you want to see Chrissy act unhinged, watch this idiocy
Looks like Andrew is following Chrissy’s footsteps. A book and also a podcast! Guess the name of the podcast? It’s called “CNN” LOL. “Champion News Network”. It’s on Facebook, hopefully he will branch out to YouTube so we can light up the comment section.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVarianceLooks like Andrew is following Chrissy’s footsteps. A book and also a podcasts! Guess the name of the podcast? It’s called “CNN” LOL. “Champion News Network”. It’s on Facebook, hopefully he will branch out to YouTube so we can light up the comment section.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
I'm no expert but I'd expect it gets shutdown by the real CNN fairly quickly.
Tariq Reed: Hopefully he'll interview his brother, seems like an obvious guest for his podcast.
Can you imagine how soft the questions would be, and how in total agreement Andrew would be with anything Chrissy says?
I left this comment on Business Bros Podcast, I thought it was appropriate…
ZD, I just realized “my” initials are JD! Hopefully the real JD is doing well. Elmo as well. It’s been awhile.
Aaaaaaaaand unsurprisingly, itchy balls syndrome hits during the day time as well as 2am.
Chrissy just posted on FB he is very bored, cant relax and despite Stacey asking they stay home before Xmas [a reasonable request], chrissy is already asking where he should go.
Natch "prison" is the most appropriate answer but I dont want a block.
Can you imagine being a camera person getting roughly $6/hr having to put up with nonsense like this from a client?
It’s funny how Chrissy says stuff like he will pay for the hotel and food.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I guarantee the videographer will NOT get their own room. They will be sleeping in the same room
as Tuna Coochie and Itchy Balls and NVB. He may pay for a roach room
at $69 for the first nite, after that they will all be together.
He claims $1,000 wk. let’s say $100 nite for shit room. He claims they eat good right? We know that is a facade, so let’s really say $40 per day on food. Now flights, Let’s say 4 per month at an average of $500 round trip. Since Chrissy doesn’t know math, even though this is within his 9th grade education, I will add it up for him. Per week: $1,000 salary (week), $700 room, $280 food, $500 flights = $2,480 PER WEEK. Then we can add in “SERVICES RENDERED!” haha
Will the Chrissy we know spend around $2500 per week for this nonsense? Absolutely not! He posted it because it was posted here. He is Full of Dog Shit as usual.
Wouldn’t it be great if we were able to get one of us to do that for a week? That would be better than a “fly on the wall”. Download everything from his computer so we can see it. The amount of shit we would see, would be priceless!
Be very careful who you pick Chrissy, I hope this adds to your stress. But as we know, it’s just an ad. Your likely not even looking for someone. Just searching for Cock you filthy maggot.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Leah Michelle (seems to be a real account) gave a good suggestion for Kyle Prescott.
It’s a little long. Sorry.
https://youtu.be/Yyw7xRrQyms
Welcome back, great work as always [I'm outta rep].Quote:
Originally Posted by UtahDrone
Chrissy's hand gesture really sums it all up so well.
The comments debunking his "systems" on the Biz Bros pod are really getting under his skin.
New convoluted system in his new vid using "triggers" (even though he admitted yesterday that the wheel has no memory so....why?)
Also, lots more begging for tips than usual.
He's flailing and it's hilarious
Gotta love how little Kyle uses the straw man argument of "Hurrr durrr it's Possible 100 spins come up on the same thing, but it's not Probable derrrp!"
Nobody here or anywhere argued that you will lose 100 spins in a row and certainly never stated you had to lose that many times to go Busto on a Martingale betting system.
In fact, as demonstrated by Uncle Zachy the Former Lackey, you only have to lose around 7 times in a row to go busto for the day! But of course the Colt goat won't acknowledge that statement being he just posted a video where he lost that amount of times and had to go All-In just to save the video!
So tell us, oh great Masturbator Mathematician, what are the odds of losing 7 times in a row numerous times in a 30 day period. Because according to your former number One lackey, it happened 3 times in less than a week! And what happens when you lose just 5 or 6 times and Quit down anywhere from 32 to 64 units of a $5-$10 bet? How is winning $1-$10 at a time going to recoup that in a day? Tell Chrissy, what are the odds of THAT happening, I think Zach, Rick Lee, Brandon and Tommy Ngyuen know!?!
Goat Life, living the life of a Liar and hoping to not get caught with your pants down...again!
The fallacies in today’s video are to a level that’s even unique for Chrissy.
- this system only works online because the brick and mortars are all different with their roulette wheels
- BetOnline is “predictable” with roulette
- Wait for a small trend and then bet against it. The trend is now not your friend
- the longer the streak goes the more likely it is to turn
This is idiocy to an entirely new level.
chrissy really does not have the capacity to think.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
So, he reveals that his favourite site is predictable which either means A) he gets banned B ) they remove roulette.
what does he think is more likely to happen?
I'm sure we'll have a rant soon much like the one where he claimed a customer service rep with 12 years experience AND who spoke with their manager twice was still wrong, and Chrissy was right.
In other news, Chrissy just posted on FB "hurrr hurr, I said I was going to travel and I am" ok, whatever, he had made it clear he was travelling a lot this month and does not care at all what his wife says (see also the sports betting back pain fiasco)
The weird part is he claims "I dont allow liars in my life" -- assumedly he doesnt like the competition
Praise be to Druff having a "Restore auto-saved content. I had timed out and almost lost the whole post
And time to review "Roulette Winning Strategy That Never Ever Loses."
34 minutes of nonsense.
Assumedly if this never ever lost, he'd play it all the time UNLESS the secret is "never play roulette, hurr hurr".
Interestingly he's crept up to 12.9k subscribers but dont expect too many more while he is travelling.
Chrissy's attire for this video looks like Georgey from "IT", chrissy just needs a red balloon and he's set.
Although, many probably consider Chrissy the clown in this set up.
Bankroll is a healthy $2300 so lets see if he can get that allin.
1m30 Chrissy holds up a piece of paper with "Trigger" on it.
Keep in mind he used to ramble about bullets in the chamber, this does not bode well.
Apparently if you fuck it up, you need $1364 to make $36 on the last progression.
3m15 Chrissy rambles hurr hurr B&M casinos, unpredictable, BOL, predictable
So, seriously, whats up with all of his fucking around and big boy allin bets if there was any predictability at all?
the only predictability is the pitbosses watch these videos and laugh
3m36 Chrissy rambles you'll never ever lose again and print money on demand
Sounds like its time for the BOL bosses to remind Chrissy not to tell lies in his videos and include the "hurr hurr, entertainment purposes only" disclaimer he had awhile ago.
Chrissy tries to explain his system and claims there are 2 triggers and 8 steps, so you only have to win 1 in 10.
However looking at his piece of paper, it seems you do not bet on either triggering event.
4m50s Chrissy gives us an example: There were two high numbers, which is a trigger, so he bets on low.
5m50s Chrissy loses his bet [had he been triggered by reds, betting black he would have won. Had he been triggered by odd, and bet even, he would have won]
Chrissy has said many stupid things, and they seem to have amped up recently with itchy balls syndrome, arguing with his wife (and we know no one in the chums club is allowed to question him, is Stacey in the chums club?) and having to find a new camera person for his magnum opus.
Without a doubt, this might be the most stupid thing he has said this month (possibly other than hes on track for his biggest big boy winning month, again, no evidence shown).
6m48s Chrissy wins his second actual bet.
All credit to chrissy, he's found a way to sit out a lot, waste time, and still have a chance to make his exciting big boy bets when he goes balls deep 6 times in a row
7m20s Classic Chrissy, he finally spots the "2 even" trigger but "hurr hurr, too busy talking, making a video for you to bet on it".
So, will this be an odd or not?
Also, how long before this nonsense turns into 4 triggers before betting.
Surely this nonsense will cut into his claims of how much you can win an hour given how many less bets people are making.
Also, if it actually works, it cuts into his real profits from mugs using his affliate link
Natch odd wins, but Chrissy didnt bet, and then blames the audience.
I eagerly await to see what happens when Green lands. Assumedly that means wait for 2 more triggers.
chrissy's biggest problem with this is he's purposefully trying to find patterns, and more on that at the end of this review
8m47s LOL Green lands [No I did not preview this nonsense before writing this].
If Chrissy hadnt been rambling, he would have bet on high.
So remember kids, if he would have bet and won, its your fault because he's making this video.
If he would have bet and lost, its his genius that saved him.
8m59 chrissy deviates from his previous strategies: In the past green zero was ignored and you bet the way you would have.
Green zero now resets it, so you look for two new triggers.
So, if you want a strategy that will kill your hourly profits with the trade of not Zaching yourself 9 times in a row, this is the one for you.
10m40s Chrissy would have won if he ignored his Green reset rule.
14m despite three reds and 2 lows, Chrissy decides to sit this one out as well, because there is a new dealer.
didnt chrissy claim this site was predictable earlier, why would a dealer change matter, if you arent keeping track of each dealer, and the system relies purely on triggers?
14m47 Chrissy system works! But again, chrissy didnt bet on it.
Note; There is no trigger after this spin. So chrissy will be sitting out again.
Black 2 lands so now Chrissy is stuck:
He has 2 triggers [being a midget and being an idiot] [ooops I mean Red or Odd]
His system is not designed to handle this situation, in other words you cannot feed it into a computer and have it make perfect decisions.
You probably could feed it a lot of data and have it learn what to do for tie breakers, but why bother.
Also, chrissy has not yet stated what to do if the ball lands on the same number twice.
Is that a trigger?
How do you resolve the 3 options?
16m 18s chrissy says No emotions here, just follow the system
This sounds different to just about every other system he claims to follow where he throws toddler tantrums.
17m56 Chrissy claims this is a well thought out, very logical, very methodical strategy
Its almost like Stacey read out my review of his casino picks and he realised his bullshit does not have any methodology to it, so he learns a big word, then uses it.
The other issue is, this is the first time we are seeing it which either means he's just thought of it [as we've seen with other nonsense he claims he thought about on the planes] or he's tried it in the Elite Chums Club meetings and someone is about to leak it, or already has.
I'm leaning towards its the first one. either he's realised he needs a system that has a lot of sit outs, or like most other things, he just has not thought this one out too well.
18m14 Chrissy now claims if you play this strategy 1 hour a day, for 365 days you'll win 95% of the time
So, his never lose strategy is so much worse than his 99% strategies.
He is telling us "play this and lose 17 days of the year, instead of my other nonsense that only loses 4 days of the day"
I actually predict an increase in Elite Chums Club membership because he is hitting the bottom of the barrel of idiots now, and theres plenty down there.
21m44s Chrissy wins a $6 bet, so gives us a hollar at ya boi.
22m45 Chrissy claims this is one of the greatest systems he has ever created, then mentions think about the win percentage.
You mean the 95% you mentioned 5 minutes ago?
23m Chrissy rambles about using dozens for this system as well and how it would have won.
Because of this he misses a chance to be ton Black.
23m20s chrissy rambles that he takes a $50k bankroll with him to the B&M casinos.
This seems to be a complete lie based on the more recent videos where he is flashing $10k in chips.
24m31s Chrissy reminds us again he thinks this is the greatest strategy he's ever created, despite his earlier claim it will win 95% of the time, and how many times has he claimed to have 99% winners?
24m55s Chrissy now claims we should tip him to show thanks for this free nonsense, and dont worry *wink wink* the money goes to the poor.
Despite chrissy never showing documentation from Youtube on how much he has gotten in tips, or evidence of an equal matching donation to a legitimate charity.
26m10s Chrissy claims he is excited to hear about your results. Interstingly the way he says it sounds exactly like he is excited to go see his in-laws again.
26m20s Claims if you make thousands from this free strategy video, give back, tip to him.
Yeah, why not just tell us the charity you give to chrissy and trust people to donate directly, rather than having it go through your greasy paws.
26m30s Chrissy is really selling "feed the poor" in this video.
given he's travelling, want to bet his first video will show him stuffing his face with dessert at a fancy resturant, and the look on his face will be "Fuck the poor"
26m30s Unsurprisingly, it hits the same number twice, so chrissy states "you can switch up your trigger any time you want".
Lets assume he means because it was a red trigger previously, he means once the trigger itself changes such as this situation.
Even so, it still does not tell us empirically which way to bet so Chrissy has his traditional out of "hurr hurr, you lost because you dum, me smart!"
27m35s Classic chrissy, he stays with Black, it lands Red 12 so he goes "Yeah I could have bet even and it would have won".
As noted, I ended up timing out and this was what was recovered.
I'd not going to bother re-doing the last 7 mintues, except it is more of his begging to feed the poor, and claiming how great this strategy is.
He did mention there are so many options for this strategy, except a) no, there only 4 [no bet, 1 choice, 2 choices, 3 choices] b) the second there is more than one choice, Chrissy gets to laugh at his followers if they make the wrong choice.
The real benefits for this system are a lot less bets as you sit otu a lot, and tecnically its a 10 step marty but you only bet on 8 steps at worst so hes stretching the 1 in 256 event out to 1 in 1024.
As predicted earlier, he'll change this to 3 or 4 triggers soon because people like Zachy will still fuck it up.
As mentioned near the start, watch the movie "A Beautiful Mind" about John Nash, genius mathematician who suffered from mental illness, including hallucinations.
Natch this sounds a lot like Chrissy, except of course, Chrissy is not a genius or a mathematician.
Keep on seeing those patterns chrissy, keep on seeing them.
If he was smart, CM would offer a Xmas/New Year's special of $997 for a full year of Elite Chums Club membership.Quote:
Originally Posted by [SIZE=3
100 suckers would give him a quick $100k for the month and he wouldn't have to worry about renewals.
Any idiot joining and losing $$ right away would think "It's ok, I still have 11 more months left of training and learning the rules, tips and strategies to get my money back", so probably fewer member complaints as well.
p.s. CM, if you're reading this and implement my sales price strategy, I expect at least 35% in royalties, the same that you get for BOL.
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Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
It would be very on brand for him to change the fees/duration yet again, esp since it means he can turn it into "if you dont make profit after 12 months of being a member I'll give your $997 back".
i wonder if Krissy the all time greatest sports bettor bet on the other GOAT today ( Tom Brady ) ? Tampa and Tom are getting their ass kicked by a Rookie 3rd string QB but i believe i heard the announcer say 49ers do have the #1 ranked defense in the league ? i am not a sports bettor but i would think the line would of favored Tampa today cause of 49ers QB situation ? did anyone here bet on this game ?
I have a great NFL record (45-18-1, +28.16 units, with 1 flat unit bet per pick), and all of my picks are documented publicly before the games begin, both on this site and another site I run.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
I stayed away from the SF/Tampa game. Considered the under, then said no, partially because it was 37 (I hate totals like that for unders, too many ways to get screwed), and partially because the whole game seemed too unpredictable. Glad I stayed away, as the under would have already lost.
Brady basically burned himself out in the last game with that miracle 4th quarter comeback against the terrible Saints. He looked terrible that game, and suddenly for the final 7 mins of the game, he was Tom Brady of old. But I did have a feeling regression was coming after that, especially given how he sucked for almost the entire Saints game. Still, I decided not to go for the Niners for various reasons, and just ignored the game. Still went 4-1 today, including a +155 hit on the Jacksonville moneyline (which I bet at its low point, too!)
But yeah with Chrissy's sportsbetting, think of what the most simple of simpletons ploppy would bet, and that would be Chrissy's pick.
Chrissy is a hilarious example of a dumb person who thinks he's smart, almost to the point of parody.
Chrissy won't ever answer the question as to why he doesn't spend every day in the casino at the highest limits he can afford, if his strategy wins 99% of the time.
Why settle for being a millionaire if you can be a billionaire? Maybe that will be his next claim.
The funny thing is he doesn't even try to claim that he's kicked out of any casino where he makes a lot of money. That would be the only reasonable explanation for why "99% winning gambler" can't just walk into the casinos and crush for hundreds of millions of dollars in a short time. For example, that's why blackjack card counters are limited in what they can make. Not only is there a lot of variance, but you get booted quickly if you're seen counting even at middle stakes.
But that's not Chrissy's claim. He has lightly admitted to being banned from a few Vegas casinos, but that's it. The story we're supposed to believe is that he's the only guy in the world who can beat -EV games like roulette, and not just beat them, but win a staggering 99% of the time. Yet somehow he's satisfied being a "millionaire" instead of reaching for the stars.
Why doesn't anyone ask this? Maybe they do, and Chrissy just deletes their comment and throws them out of his group.
And if he's just trying to "help people" change their lives, why is he charging for it, given his ability to print money effortlessly at the casinos?
It's just so amazing that anyone falls for this. You don't need to be a gambling expert to question why the 99% winner isn't sitting on at least hundreds of millions of dollars.
Much like Psychics who dont win the lottery, he claims he isnt greedy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Awhile ago he claimed he wanted to build a group of gamblers that would travel the world, gamble together and win.
Then in chrissy's typical fashion, he moans about his followers.
Hopefully you've seen the Ryan video that was supposed to promote Chrissy but turned into a complete fiasco because Ryan had to bet $5k to win $100.
Today's FB post featuring an all-caps email that was obviously NOT written by Chrissy Dunning-Kruger to himself (LOL) looks like just a pretext to parrot the Sainted Mother story again. Funds must be running low.
Tuna in her Zebra Bikini - Gross!
Chrissy 3 Feet 4 Inches lol
Poor Bubs, you look at him and think you would be able to have a full conversation with him. Sadly, he can’t speak. Not a Single word.
Ooooooookk Oooooooooook
Shoutout NVB - if you read this someday, sorry you have such a shitty “father”.
Edit: Since Chrissy reads this thread, he may make a video to prove NVB’s can say a word…
“Ooooookk Ooooooookkk”. Chrissy: He said “Ok”
Lots of new wrinkles added to the story and some notable continuity errors from the former star of Prime Meat and Fratmen Up close…Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
So maybe I missed the part where he hospitalized Uncle Paul Mitchell, but I guess when you’re lying about your past you can make your self look tougher each time ? And where did this 3rd wife come from?? We know of Sainted Mother and then the next Hoe that Mitchell Senior got with. Is he counting Andrews’s momma as Wifey #2 when he proclaimed little Andy was born out of wedlock during an extramarital affair??
Complete Lie or just Chrissy doesn’t understand merely sleeping with someone doesn’t mean your married to them? Otherwise he’d be known as Christopher Paul Hesley Wingerter Mitchell Tame, etc.
And then the obvious continuity error of Little Kyle bragging about being homeless in over 10 states but seems to only list 9 of them… Guess this Mathematician forgot how to count??
And lol at him making sure to state he was 18 when he went to California… because nothing says 18 year old then a pasty white dad bod and a receding hairline… you ready???
His exact order doesnt make sense either since I thought Stacy was in Ohio when he went a wooing.
He also forgot living in Texas after Nevada.
It is a weird way to present the information.
Also, technically chrissy might be telling some truth but he is being disingenous about it:
He claimed he visited Vegas to discuss his [MLM] business, got addicted, fucked all his money away, sold the business at 1/100th of its value (I'm assuming this is what he thought it was worth not what it was actually worth), THEN after fucking that money away started driving for Uber.
Even if that is the truth, it suggests he wasnt ubering very long because he claims the miracle $800 win Stacey saw was the start of the most glorious neverheeb run known to man, that is still going to this very day.
As for the wife situation, keep in mind Sainted mother died when Chrissy was 9, and he was bashing pops when he was 15 or 18 or whatever suits the story: Its quite reasonable his father got married in 6 years, and we dont know for sure if Chrissy's mother was the first or second wife.
With all that said, this is chrissy we are talking about, even if he gets his $6/hr camera person and makes his documentary for reals this time (for reals) I'm sure it will be "based on true story".
Chris the bird brain should pursue the angle of being a pool hustler to make his millions, he could travel the country bouncing from pool hall to pool hall to make thousands upon thousands per day hustling pool.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtZhS51c2VY
Not sure who this guy is….but he would appear to be a Chrissy wannabe.