*** Official Republican CIVIL WAR Thread ***

It's just a bad lawyer/dumb jury type of argument.

Two random factoids that are unrelated to issue at hand and questioning the two random government agencies ability to do something about them.

Both things mentioned have been going on since the beginning of mankind. At some point they will cause another ice age. It's about 12k years since the last major glacial period. If our current interglacial period lasts as long as the previous, we're safe for another 10k years.

Orbital stuff is referred as Milankovitch cycles.

It's possible we can defeat the impact of orbital changes by greenhouse emissions and delay the next ice age. Only minor setback is that if that theory is true then we will die in the process well before the next ice age would have started.

Moon stuff is whatever. It's been going on about 4,5b years...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2...h=43783b3f38d5

...it would keep doing this for 50b years if the only variable was tidal interaction between the Earth and the Moon. There's likely some Sun fuckery before that in about 5b years.

There are currently no government agencies anywhere that give zero fucks to preventing any of that.

I mostly get a Monty Python witch trial scene vibe from whenever Team Retard does science.

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no clue who this guy is but he's clearly being satirical, your seriously fell for this?

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What part do you think is satire?

Moon is drifting away about an inch every year and Earth's orbit change cycle is about 100k years. Neither has any effect to global warming in the next 1000 years.

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It probably will have a greater effect on global warming that hydroxychloroquine could have had on the COVID pandemic if fully implemented by health officials.

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Huge personal growth from one of the GOP's brightest stars.

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LOL Team Retard

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Huge personal growth from one of the GOP's brightest stars.

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LOL Team Retard

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Sad! Is there ANYONE Mossad can't reach?

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Huge personal growth from one of the GOP's brightest stars.

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LOL Team Retard

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Sad! Is there ANYONE Mossad can't reach?

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wittle waltie is there any set of testicles you can't reach? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Fruitloop.

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Huge personal growth from one of the GOP's brightest stars.

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LOL Team Retard

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Sad! Is there ANYONE Mossad can't reach?

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My guess is whoever controls the giant space laser gave the order to conduct some covert from-a-distance electromagnetic resonance-based brainwashing to get her to spout such an obvious lie. Amirite, mickeycrumble?

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Wow I guess Blue Lives Matter is suspended for cops present during a GOP attempted coup.

LOL Team Retard

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Wow I guess Blue Lives Matter is suspended for cops present during a GOP attempted coup.

LOL Team Retard

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Windmills.

Stable.

Does putting out a hit on your fellow GOP candidate count as civil war?

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/0...t-squad-494976

Also this Anna Paulina Luna chick appears to be a more attractive Lauren Boebert.

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Does putting out a hit on your fellow GOP candidate count as civil war?

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/0...t-squad-494976

Also this Anna Paulina Luna chick appears to be a more attractive Lauren Boebert.

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And better armed.

LOL Obamacare upheld and Team Retard again cucked by their judges.

The best people lol

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Does putting out a hit on your fellow GOP candidate count as civil war?

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/0...t-squad-494976

Also this Anna Paulina Luna chick appears to be a more attractive Lauren Boebert.

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And better armed.

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I want to be spun off - America has break up value.

The American cheat code is retreating to the state you are most aligned with. We don’t have to heal.

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Sad! Is there ANYONE Mossad can't reach?

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My guess is whoever controls the giant space laser gave the order to conduct some covert from-a-distance electromagnetic resonance-based brainwashing to get her to spout such an obvious lie. Amirite, mickeycrumble?

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1405657569956274180

@Mumbles

America is irrevocably divided. Each side is entitled to their opinion and beliefs. Why can’t each side peaceably pursue happiness with their own kind?

If one day they want to form conferences and divisions like the MLB and have their own President I’m willing to consider that too.

Cheat code. It’s already happening. California emigration is the best example. Pursuit of happiness.

Maybe there are “trans” states that accommodate the two flavors of Republicans

Tell me I’m reading the room wrong Mumbles. You and I forecast the pitchforks in 2016/2017. This has zero to do with personal political affiliation. This is just lay of the land.

Look at this. Forget the candidate and the state in this tweet. Focus on the “cheat code” state emphasis. This is a permanent, though unintended, result of the Trump years.

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Druff is definitely right about the GOP not being a retarded cult.

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Druff is definitely right about the GOP not being a retarded cult.

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It's amazing how these people can be adults and not understand that you don't always win and you don't always get your way. I remember conservatives used to say that liberals raised spoiled bratty entitled children. Obviously they should have been looking in the mirror.

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Tell me I’m reading the room wrong Mumbles. You and I forecast the pitchforks in 2016/2017. This has zero to do with personal political affiliation. This is just lay of the land.

Look at this. Forget the candidate and the state in this tweet. Focus on the “cheat code” state emphasis. This is a permanent, though unintended, result of the Trump years.

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This flag actually argues against your point. Because if the people who proudly wave this flag are successful in their stated political goal, the entire country would become a regressive red state that coddles fascistic wannabe dictators who would unchallengedly use the organs of government at his control to destroy his political enemies and thwart legitimate investigations in his criminal wrongdoings.

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Team Retard again showing that they are in no way unstable or illogical.

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Team Retard again showing that they are in no way unstable or illogical.

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Druff was surely supporting them in spirit, despite — correction, given his utter ignorance of actual critical race theory versus the boogieman being cooked up by conservative hucksters.

https://youtu.be/kPUHTImIqkk

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More normalcy from Logic Party.

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More normalcy from Logic Party.

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lol logic party

you people want to cut the genitals off children

you wanna teach a fairy tale about critical race theory

you belong to the "THE SCIENCE" cult

ROFL

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More normalcy from Logic Party.

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lol logic party

you people want to cut the genitals off children

you wanna teach a fairy tale about critical race theory

you belong to the "THE SCIENCE" cult

ROFL

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Buzz words for dumb basement faggot.

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lol logic party

you people want to cut the genitals off children

you wanna teach a fairy tale about critical race theory

you belong to the "THE SCIENCE" cult

ROFL

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Buzz words for dumb basement faggot.

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dog whistle for n-word lover

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More normalcy from Logic Party.

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Great question he asks. What happens to traitors? What happens to people who try to undermine elections and stage a coup? The traitor in chief lives at Mar a Lago, he can be the first to suffer the consequences.

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More normalcy from Logic Party.

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lol logic party

you people want to cut the genitals off children

you wanna teach a fairy tale about critical race theory

you belong to the "THE SCIENCE" cult

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Way to give a completely unrelated non-sequitur answer.

All politicians are shitheads.

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All politicians are shitheads.

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For fuck’s sake!!! Those images show two politicians as shitbodies, not shitheads!!! Did you flunk kindergarten-level anatomy lessons???

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LOL, straight cucked by Chris Wallace I thought blue lives mattered a lot Team Retard?

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:solidgold

Trump rally Sarasota


https://youtu.be/uZmxZThb084

https://youtu.be/xF6NMsD6eSM

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LOL Kevin McCarthy. Tough to get cucked harder than that.

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Trump rally Sarasota


https://youtu.be/uZmxZThb084

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The allusion to the American Civil War is closer to reality than one might casually think.

https://youtu.be/yLllS5bD-Gs

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LOL Kevin McCarthy. Tough to get cucked harder than that.

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I went to high school and junior college with Kevin. He and my little brother are good friends. I like Kevin personally, but he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. The GOP has lost the House, Senate, and the Presidency. As a Democrat, I could not be happier with his “leadership”. Here’s what his mentor, Bill Thomas, a master politician, said about him:

Bill Thomas, called him out for supporting “the phony lies the president perpetuated” and labeled McCarthy a "hypocrite" for putting political aspirations for party leadership before doing what’s right for the country.

Thomas said it was only after major corporate donors, in an unprecedented move, began to announce they would no longer donate to the congressional Republicans who voted against certifying the Electoral College results that McCarthy changed his tune.

Thomas ended by saying: “There was no fraud. The election was the cleanest election in history. Trump lost. Biden won. Let’s get to work.”

https://www.bakersfield.com/news/in-...247ddd73e.html

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LOL Kevin McCarthy. Tough to get cucked harder than that.

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I went to high school and junior college with Kevin. He and my little brother are good friends. I like Kevin personally, but he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. The GOP has lost the House, Senate, and the Presidency. As a Democrat, I could not be happier with his “leadership”. Here’s what his mentor, Bill Thomas, a master politician, said about him:

Bill Thomas, called him out for supporting “the phony lies the president perpetuated” and labeled McCarthy a "hypocrite" for putting political aspirations for party leadership before doing what’s right for the country.

Thomas said it was only after major corporate donors, in an unprecedented move, began to announce they would no longer donate to the congressional Republicans who voted against certifying the Electoral College results that McCarthy changed his tune.

Thomas ended by saying: “There was no fraud. The election was the cleanest election in history. Trump lost. Biden won. Let’s get to work.”

https://www.bakersfield.com/news/in-...247ddd73e.html

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This line of thought is an epiphany for me. Corporate campaign money will lead the Republicans to the righteous path.

Republicans can’t get the alt right billionaire private money without Bannon. That was a one-timer of remarkable confluence

It honestly never occurred to me and certainly not “Civil War Denier” Druff.

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He literally cucks everyone that supports him sooner or later.

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Joe Biden will go down as one of the greatest Presidents in history.

Donald Trump has a lock on being the worst President in history.

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