Sonatine posted the bathroom wall threads about me and my family!

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How long will you say that you will play anyone and you cant lose? You've played 2 matches. I didnt see the first but word is you sucked out, like a lot. Everyone watched our little match. You were completely outclassed. You even posted on the board later and you didnt even know the fucking hand. You suck at poker Garrett. You had to wait for a cashout from DFS to get $50, even though you claim to pwn one of the known highest winners on there. Your shit is so transparent, literally no one here believes it.

People here are honestly actually starting to feel bad for you. Druff should probably ban you from betting. Not even because you are a scammer or welcher (more on that later), but because you are literally betting your food money. Your food money will go to good use though. I plan on taking my staff out tomorrow for lunch, on you. I might even explain to them that some mental midget decided to swing his slimy little dick around (confirmed), so I broke it off in his ass. They will be laughing while downing great Cajun food. Luckily there is a nice restaurant within walking distance of my office. Yeah, I have a job. Maybe try it some time?

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Send Druff $100 and we play NLHE now, best of 5 sitngo because the client has it.

lets see what you have.

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Send Druff another $100. HU NLHE best of 5 sit n gos on PFA.

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Originally Posted by garrett

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

How long will you say that you will play anyone and you cant lose? You've played 2 matches. I didnt see the first but word is you sucked out, like a lot. Everyone watched our little match. You were completely outclassed. You even posted on the board later and you didnt even know the fucking hand. You suck at poker Garrett. You had to wait for a cashout from DFS to get $50, even though you claim to pwn one of the known highest winners on there. Your shit is so transparent, literally no one here believes it.

People here are honestly actually starting to feel bad for you. Druff should probably ban you from betting. Not even because you are a scammer or welcher (more on that later), but because you are literally betting your food money. Your food money will go to good use though. I plan on taking my staff out tomorrow for lunch, on you. I might even explain to them that some mental midget decided to swing his slimy little dick around (confirmed), so I broke it off in his ass. They will be laughing while downing great Cajun food. Luckily there is a nice restaurant within walking distance of my office. Yeah, I have a job. Maybe try it some time?

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Send Druff $100 and we play NLHE now, best of 5 sitngo because the client has it.

lets see what you have.

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Yeah, I clearly said I was going to bed like 3 hours ago. Im actually serious. My alarm goes off in about 5 hours and 40 minutes

And why would I send Druff money? He already has $126 of mine remember?

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Originally Posted by garrett

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Originally Posted by garrett

Send Druff $100 and we play NLHE now, best of 5 sitngo because the client has it.

lets see what you have.

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Send Druff another $100. HU NLHE best of 5 sit n gos on PFA.

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Log the fuck off Garrett. You literally are replying to yourself now, within 2 minutes

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

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Originally Posted by garrett

Send Druff $100 and we play NLHE now, best of 5 sitngo because the client has it.

lets see what you have.

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Yeah, I clearly said I was going to bed like 3 hours ago. Im actually serious. My alarm goes off in about 5 hours and 40 minutes

And why would I send Druff money? He already has $126 of mine remember?

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So are you ready to play. Its quick because its actually sit n gos.

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Yeah, I clearly said I was going to bed like 3 hours ago. Im actually serious. My alarm goes off in about 5 hours and 40 minutes

And why would I send Druff money? He already has $126 of mine remember?

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So are you ready to play. Its quick because its actually sit n gos.

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Nope, I dont want to coin flip with you while Im in a sleepy stupor.

Why are you now martingaling your bets? I mean you will win eventually I guess, in theory........

I'm way behind in this thread and have to catch up.

I did receive $63 from garrett and jsearles.

Also, oddly enough this is on my TV right now:

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I'm way behind in this thread and have to catch up.

I did recieve $63 from garrett and jsearles.

Also, oddly enough this is on my TV right now:

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Please promote him to closer so I can get more fantasy points!

Jsizzle yeahhh buddy - Your actions have inspired my best Prahlad..

Put the kids to bed, turn around and own some heads, 50 more bucks Garrett's bank account dead. Sizzle squeeze that hot lead right in ya gook face, if Garrett's world class then Searles game is outer space. One's a redneck but the others a retard, put both in a blender you get 75 percent water 25 percent lard, round 2 coming through the saga continue, did ya escrow bro don't worry yes means no, we good to go mofo, now show me who the top brass, sizzle just might stick his shotty up that world class ass..

anyone who plays you should require:

1. Limit of 2 (two) "sit outs", with each being no longer than 5 minutes. If they go over, you forfeit that game

2. Choice of having the blinds raise (play a tournament)

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I'm way behind in this thread and have to catch up.

I did recieve $63 from garrett and jsearles.

Also, oddly enough this is on my TV right now:

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Please promote him to closer so I can get more fantasy points!

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He is the closer, but had a big fail tonight, and will lose the job anyway when Jansen comes back.

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Jsizzle yeahhh buddy - Your actions have inspired my best Prahlad..

Put the kids to bed, turn around and own some heads, 50 more bucks Garrett's bank account dead. Sizzle squeeze that hot lead right in ya gook face, if Garrett's world class then Searles game is outer space. One's a redneck but the others a retard, put both in a blender you get 75 percent water 25 percent lard, round 2 coming through the saga continue, did ya escrow bro don't worry yes means no, we good to go mofo, now show me who the top brass, sizzle just might stick his shotty up that world class ass..

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:solidgold

:hof

:lol

For someone who had to 'go to bed' Searless, you are doing an awful lot of grandstanding.

You won like less than 1/4 of a $1/$2 buy in, and you think you are world champ. Let's run it again $100, best of 5 NLHE SNGs.

Gare,

Cmon man

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For someone who had to 'go to bed' Searless, you are doing an awful lot of grandstanding.

You won like less than 1/4 of a $1/$2 buy in, and you think you are world champ. Let's run it again $100, best of 5 NLHE SNGs.

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Because you aren't as good as you think. Or you would be game as fuck, ready to play in this circumstance.

For a minute I thought you may of actually had something, but I can see you do not.

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Because you aren't as good as you think. Or you would be game as fuck, ready to play in this circumstance.

For a minute I thought you may of actually had something, but I can see you do not.

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Maybe you should try sleeping bro:

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Because you aren't as good as you think. Or you would be game as fuck, ready to play in this circumstance.

For a minute I thought you may of actually had something, but I can see you do not.

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Maybe you should try sleeping bro:

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Depressed people sleep, fool.

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Because you aren't as good as you think. Or you would be game as fuck, ready to play in this circumstance.

For a minute I thought you may of actually had something, but I can see you do not.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesNA_W44SU

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Maybe you should try sleeping bro:

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Depressed people sleep, fool.

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Maybe you should try sleeping bro:

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Depressed people sleep, fool.

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Obv you not depressed.

You just mad bro.