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Looks like CM removed his sad "watching the Dodgers by myself at a local bar" FB post.
Thank goodness for screenshots.
Annndddd…just like that…Chrissy is done with sports betting. And he won’t be spending…now it would have been 10k to go to the World Series. I’m sure whatever city hosts those games will be relieved.
Yep…he lost big on the Dodgers the last two days and we also know about the Chiefs loss on Monday.
Wonder how whomever may have been paying him for picks feels about those expenditures now.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...qvZYus&paipv=0
So much for “I don’t give up. I do whatever it takes”
That’s one of his new angles… only betting on things he can control, baccarat, roulette, and blackjack LOL….
Like he can control which cards come next, or which color the ball will land on. He can control those (especially when he commands the ball to listen to the sound of his voice!)
Maybe some of the stress is coming from spending on ads with no return as well. I requested ad info from swagger and received a slideshow with a sales pitch. Here is the important information and even with a deal he spent a lot of money on this ad and the car rental.
Shows he is desperate to get new suckers in on the scam as the old ones lost their asses and realized he is a scammer.
As well as not betting on sports anymore (we'll see about that), CM will no longer give sports betting picks to his Elite Coaching Club.
So for anyone who joined just for the losing sports picks (ha, ha), you should be asking CM for a refund of your monthly $499.
CM must have donked off some big bucks for him to swear off sports betting.
And anyone in the Elite Coaching Club who lost big following his picks has got to be upset.
The problem with selling sports picks is that either you're right or you're wrong, there's no middle ground.
If you're just selling a betting strategy, you can always say that the person using your strategy didn't do it correctly.
I think CM will privately continue to bet on sports (big favorites) but he won't sell the picks or publicize his wins/losses.
“ and not even Fentanyl can take away the pain I have in my back”
How is he going to use this to his advantage in the future?
Claim he had a drug problem when the law closes in on him?
Try to raise money off his addiction?
An excuse to try and keep suckers on the hook another month?
Let’s face it, junkies will do anything and justify it for their next fix. Could Chrissy be hanging out in truck stops more than we suspect?
For someone bragging about making 46K and all the other "winning days", he seems to be getting awfully upset over 3 consecutive losses? Could it be he was lying again??
Figure he was chasing the $2600 lost on the chiefs, so that would make a bet on the dodgers of around 4K to break even. So he loses that and has to Marty for 8K and loses again! Probably lost another 1.5K betting on the favorites like the Yankees who also lost.
This makes up more than the 10K figure that he was crying about not having because of the Dodgers. But had the alleged 46K win from Chicago been true, he'd still be up 5 figures, so we can safely say that was a Complete Lie~!
Best guess like RMS, Rivers, Tariq and Boz have alluded to, his circle jerk offs paid for those "winning picks" lost their ass too and were complaining & revolting...again! So he like the pussy he is, he can't handle the truth and finds an excuse to not be liable for their losses. Even though he guaranteed their money back if they don't win using his Elite jerk off picks! So there is the high possibility he DID have to pay back quite a few people and is stressed over that!
And how was he “planning to buy a World Series ticket for 10K?” We are not even close to knowing where the World Series is being played let alone what it costs. Granted there are those “tours” one can buy. But let’s be real…no way Chrissy buys a guided tour ticket.
Update:
We now have CM on the record (for what little that's worth) that under no future possible scenario will he ever get back into sports betting.
Full disclosure:
Thomas Pugh is one of my FB accounts :)
You can tell a lot about a man’s character by seeing who his friends are, and Chrissy ain’t got none.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Just more proof that bad things happen to everyone who comes in contact with Chrissy.
“ Ginuwine passed out during a magic-stunt-gone-wrong while working with famed performer Criss Angel, a new report claims
The “Pony” singer was rehearsing for The CW’s “Magic With the Stars” earlier this week when his underwater stunt caused him to lose consciousness
Staffers surrounding the cube immediately pull the “Differences” crooner, 51, out of the box and attempt to calm him down before he ultimately passes out.
A source told the publication that an ambulance was called and Ginuwine, whose real name is Elgin Baylor Lumpkin, was carried off unconscious“
https://pagesix.com/2022/10/13/ginuw...nt-goes-wrong/
I hope you've sent those links to Keith Craft, Ryan Stewman, and all of of his APEX facebook friends.Quote:
BedWetterBettor: He musta seen those links I sent him featuring a certain Masturbator using his songs and spewing his load to a bottle of protein powder…lol!
That's the only support network CM has and it would be nice to blow it up (metaphorically speaking, of course).
Krrissy probably lost big on the Alabama game.... but he will never fess up.... lol
Double Jackpot actually has a good,original and funny new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wCVJXiTiuE
I guess God caught wind of Chrissy's Colt days and went Sodom and Gomorrah on his sport betting picks...
Morning Folks
DJ has absolutely zero chance of replicating Chrissy astonishing success.
I didn’t hear 👂 one rebuke of that little rascal Satan 👿.
Come on DJ get some rebukes out for your next vid , you will have to say quite a few in the early days but these will reduce over time when you become as good as Chrissy and the critter has had his arse spanked with rebukes 👍
Mets…eliminated. Braves…eliminated…Dodgers…eliminated…Yankees…on the brink of elimination. Yep if you followed the Chrissy “martingale the heavy favorite” plan your wallet and/or bank account are mighty empty today. Definitely an opportune time for him to suddenly admit defeat in sports betting (for today anyway).
I think Chrissy was suddenly reminded that when he sells his picks there is now PROOF. Before, only bullshit claims of winning 99% of the time. I think from the start of the new $499 group, I think his plan was likely to do the Sunday table games sessions for the “Guaranteed Winning” bullshit. I have a strong feeling something went South with that, and he knows he can’t finish the month Negative. I think he went into full martingale mode, telling the group to place huge bets - likely deep into the Marty progression.
Think about it, he must have these guys deep into the Marty Sequence for him to “stop” on a “busted Marty”. He can always do one more double to get to even, but if he is calling it quits that number has to be very high. For all we know the guys in the group told him “no” 1 or 2 large bets ago.
There is no question that Chrissy will continue to bet sports on the down low. I think the Facebook post is the start of his damage control. We know he ain’t going to give the money back to all the Rubes that lost, so what he does here will be interesting. If he currently has 15 members, between this and the last MasterMind fuck up, it will be interesting to see who hands around for November 1st.
I think we all know Chrissy isn’t going to pay anyone a dime. He will try to do some credit bullshit. If he lost them 8k, he will say something like, “ I will give you the next MasterMind as well as 6 months of elite memberships for free”. One thing these idiots didn’t think about on the guarantee is that he can do endless Marty’s to dig out of a hole. How many Marty steps is ok? 15? 20? lol
Chrissy, your garbage. Your services are garbage. They are worthless. When used, they are less than worthless.
Oh, your unexplained back pain? It’s called KARMA! Hopefully you have it every single day and night until you stop your scamming ways.
Wonder who has been giving Chrissy Fentanyl. Isn’t that the drug that just landed a guy in jail for 22 years because he gave it to former Angels pitcher Tyler Skaggs?
If he is taking it, he’s likely not getting it prescribed for his recent surgery. Fentanyl is more for long term severe pain, such as cancer patients. I’m sure Vicodin or Percocet would do.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
It’s always in the news, it’s everywhere now. If he is getting it illicitly, it probably wouldn’t be very hard to find.
The strange thing is Chrissy previously used Cocaine, which is a stimulant. Fentanyl is an Opiate. Very different effects.
He may have hinted at it today in his Latest “Woe is Me” cry for Chrissy video!Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVarianceIf he is taking it, he’s likely not getting it prescribed for his recent surgery. Fentanyl is more for long term severe pain, such as cancer patients. I’m sure Vicodin or Percocet would do.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
It’s always in the news, it’s everywhere now. If he is getting it illicitly, it probably wouldn’t be very hard to find.
The strange thing is Chrissy previously used Cocaine, which is a stimulant. Fentanyl is an Opiate. Very different effects.
He basically admits he’s trailer park trash in another long winded diatribe about poverty and prostitutes. He claims drug dealers constantly hit him up for money, which he didn’t have in 2008. Now he must be hitting up trailer parks in Dallas to hit up new drug dealers for his Fentanyl addiction!
He also uses pronouns like “we” and wash “our” hands when referring to the trailer park, but he wasn’t with Stacy then as far as I know? So who is this mystery guest from Chicago that lived in Chrissy’s trailer?? Bob Hesley?? Or another sleazy director that gave him $200 to drop his pants and spank his little monkey?!?!
I present to you the former home of a multi-millionaire and the #1 Professional Gambler and Gambling Consultant in the world. (except for sports bets as of yesterday)
21 Old Western Ave, Blue Island, IL 60406
The trailer is actually in Blue Island, not Robbins as CM says in his FB post, so not sure if CM didn't know that (possibly because most of Blue Island is across the river).
Dumbass is fully going off the rails. It's delicious!
Civil war is coming so learn my casino strategies.
Please tell me one of you is Jimmy Chan. Otherwise there truly is no hope left for America.
I'm saw this earlier in a discord and laughed.
Fentanyl Freddie gets dumber by the day.
Deleted the post from Jimmy Chan asking about buying Fentanyl but liked another post by him saying he “ You Made it, God Bless you”.
Chrissy is too stupid to put 2 and 2 together. But math never was his forte, as he is far more famous for unique ways to find free transportation cross country.
So Double Jackpot’s video raised an interesting point about Chrissy making the saps pay for their own meal and he specifically requests separate checks at those Masturbator mind dinners.
We’ve not seen Kyle and the gang eating anything other than junk food, greasy burgers, nasty looking fries and even greasier Chinese food. So it’s safe to say his comps have practically vanished. Other than tube steak, he hasn’t had a filet mignon In quite a while and desserts are fairly cheap and can be ordered any where.
Remember in his “world tour” itinerary he said he was ending it in Vegas, but that that was 2 weeks ago and he clearly wasn’t there… so another Complete Lie!
If he is is back in the Chicago area it would indicate he’s either got a sucker there he’s fleecing for money or more likely the casinos in the ghetto are the only places offering him free play and food vouchers, hence the four casino tour where he was caught lying about making $46,000 but in the last rant about civil war he now claims he made 25K! Which of course is a Complete Lie!
Rivers: Only if the boat or bus he rents includes it in the package! Chrissy’s Catering consists of Dollar store candy and Costco cookies, lol some millionaire!
Christopher Mitchell: 10-17-2022
Christopher Mitchell: 10-15-2022
Christopher Mitchell doesn't give any free live training to people who don't pay him, so according to CM himself, 98% of the paying members of his Elite Coaching Club are in SERIOUS FINANCIAL TROUBLE.
I thought that this small group of Elite people all learned the tips, rules and strategies to win every day at the casino, get filthy rich, and travel the world and "do life" with the Mitchells?
How can they possibly be in SERIOUS FINANCIAL TROUBLE?
Well since Tariq already called out Chrissy, I figured I’d make this to add to the fun!
R: “Make no excuses-“ I was tired, I had 5 cocktails, I was distracted, my Butthole hurts from stress caused by Brandon and Sam!”
Service: Go above and Beyond - “Hurrrr durrr hey Rick Lee, gimme $300 for this dinner so I can film it!” “Derrrp, I forgot my bankroll at home can somebody gimme 5K to gamble with on my birthday, cuz I’m the goat of Colt!”
Excellence: Do the Work: “I quit, I retire, I’m no longer selling baccarat strategies, I can win betting on Ping Pong!”
Not even gonna touch Integrity as we all know he has none and lost it years ago dropping his pants and spewing his pathetic load for $200 a pop!
And I think we’ve seen Kyle “RISE” before, only for it to be hilariously bad!
“You ready for me to RISE Bob??? Huhhh?!??”
Scrolling on my phone, I saw that Bob Hesley made a comment just 8 minutes prior, so of course I took a screenshot.
Went on my computer to do a screengrab of Bob Hesley's comment and CM already deleted it!
I guess CM doesn't want any negativity in the comment section.
So thank goodness for the phone screenshot!
He said today that Stacy was working in the emergency room until she was “six months pregnant” with Bubs. That would imply that she was still there till July of 2019. Seems to me there’s plenty of evidence out there that shows she was long gone from that by the time July, 2019 came around.
Sure, his Mentor made up “RISE”...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Scrolling on my phone, I saw that Bob Hesley made a comment just 8 minutes prior, so of course I took a screenshot.
Went on my computer to do a screengrab of Bob Hesley's comment and CM already deleted it!
I guess CM doesn't want any negativity in the comment section.
So thank goodness for the phone screenshot!
Jimmy Chan is definitely reading this forum.
It's hard to believe that CM is actually so dumb he gave this comment by Jimmy a "thumbs up".
Keep up the good work Jimmy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorWell since Tariq already called out Chrissy, I figured I’d make this to add to the fun!
R: “Make no excuses-“ I was tired, I had 5 cocktails, I was distracted, my Butthole hurts from stress caused by Brandon and Sam!”
Service: Go above and Beyond - “Hurrrr durrr hey Rick Lee, gimme $300 for this dinner so I can film it!” “Derrrp, I forgot my bankroll at home can somebody gimme 5K to gamble with on my birthday, cuz I’m the goat of Colt!”
Excellence: Do the Work: “I quit, I retire, I’m no longer selling baccarat strategies, I can win betting on Ping Pong!”
Not even gonna touch Integrity as we all know he has none and lost it years ago dropping his pants and spewing his pathetic load for $200 a pop!
And I think we’ve seen Kyle “RISE” before, only for it to be hilariously bad!
“You ready for me to RISE Bob??? Huhhh?!??”
Damn CM looks like he only has half a dick, poor guy. His perfect glorified graceful God blessed him with it, he must feel so special.
This one won’t last. Unless Chrissy thinks Jimmy is really interested in him.
I go on holiday for 4 days and Chrissy manages to go full Retard (atleast) twice in that timeframe.
As we know, Chrissy may have Narcissism personality disorder, or just a case of grand idiocy.
His video where he claims he [with 3 years gambling experience 2 years on BOL] argued with a support person with _12_ years experience in the industry if BOL made a mistake.
As Chrissy says, the support person spoke to their manager _twice_ and both times came back with "the ticket outcome is correct, you were paid correctly".
So, what is more likely, Chrissy is an idiot, or BOL made a mistake (or God showed Chrissy his love [before the next set of events]) ?
Who knows, maybe God put a little extra in chrissy's winnings because He also knew Chrissy would go full idiot on sport's betting.
And yes, Of all the natural AND supernatural things God could do, why was this it?
Moving right along, Chrissy also claimed he had a shoplifting business (assumedly he means some sort of illegal shit) and a drug dealing business.
No wonder his father kicked him out.
Despite Chrissy's claims about going to church at 5 [the sainted mother easter story special] apparently it didnt "rub off" on him.
Speaking of which, good on Chrissy telling us he was a male dancer at 18, and saw a hole in the marketplace to fill at 20.
But as with all of Chrissy's "stories" he couldnt even sell dick properly.
Then we get to the real "meat" of the matter:
Despite claiming how great he is at sports betting, we know he was getting desperate with parleys (much like his Baccky sucker bet of tie)
Chrissy must have forgotten to REBUKE SATAN when he was busy fucking up his sports picks.
As others have pointed out, we know Chrissy will just stop selling sports picks because he is terrible at it, and but will probably keep betting on "sure fire, cant lose" options.
I can only assume his back pain is more of a symptom of being vigourously rogered by sports betting losses, rather than "stress".
I'll be travelling again soon, I'm not sure how chrissy can top this (other than possibly claiming he is going to become a poker pro or fully confessing he was a gay porn star)
i'm sure this will be one of Chrissy's "I just said it to trick the haters" deals when he eventually wins 2 games in a row and offers a 7 game parley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Update:
We now have CM on the record (for what little that's worth) that under no future possible scenario will he ever get back into sports betting.
Full disclosure:
Thomas Pugh is one of my FB accounts :)
O and out of rep, there are so many good posts in the last 4 days about Chrissy and his idiocy.