How did you have middle set if I had middle set?Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
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Originally Posted by sonatine
Middle set you forum donk, with a draw heavy board.
And you're right, it was a draw heavy board. Problem was you didnt have any of those draws!
JSEARLES UH AKBAR
Tomorrow is another day. Good game Searless.
it doesn't have to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
:noose
Garrett,
Whats your plan now? Head over to 2+2?
We are going to miss you. If you ever get a speeding ticket in IL, I'll do what I can.
Garrett, you just got beat by a guy that likes to go hunt mushrooms on the weekends. Jesus Christ man!
Just in case Garrett wants to try a reverse double angle shoot:
Oh, hes not used to that structure y'all.........
Me: it will go way better for you on the forum if you admit you got destroyted
garrett: lol bro were just getting started
garrett: and we play escalating blind standard sit n go format next
garrett: where i come from in jersey
Me: Im never playing that dumb ass structure ever again, thats for sure
garrett: when you lose you tap the table, say nice hand and you walk
Me: but it wasnt even a nice hand
Me: you got fucking destroyed dude
Me: you were completely outclassed
Me: just admit it and you will get infinitely less shit
sorry, but i fell asleep watching at about 7:15....
Could you guys to do it all over again? i promise i will stay awake this time...
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Originally Posted by jsearles22
fucking l to the o to the l at garrett begging for emotional mercy.
what a shitty loser.
You have no clue what its like to lose a hand and be expected to tap the table, and say nice hand. All you are is some computer weirdo halfway between Sacramento (lol you didn't think I know) and Oregon.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22
fucking l to the o to the l at garrett begging for emotional mercy.
what a shitty loser.
Get the fuck out of here.
I will play you heads up right now, $100 NLHE hu sng's.
So long as Druff can verify your IP and that you are playing from the IP you consistently log on from!
Motherfucker, I was just getting ready to go to sleep!Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettYou have no clue what its like to lose a hand and be expected to tap the table, and say nice hand. All you are is some computer weirdo halfway between Sacramento (lol you didn't think I know) and Oregon.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Get the fuck out of here.
I will play you heads up right now, $100. So long as Druff can verify your IP and that you are playing from the IP you consistently log on from!
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Originally Posted by jsearles22Motherfucker, I was just getting ready to go to sleep!Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
Dude sweet dreams. No way I'm playing with this bad sport.
Why wont you play me, its an easy $100.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22
Motherfucker, I was just getting ready to go to sleep!
Dude sweet dreams. No way I'm playing with this bad sport.
I mean you polarize this entire forum, like your the best. I will fucking run you over so bad and I am going to prove it. Except you know YOU AREN'T GOOD!
So like a standard coward, 'Sonatine' is just going to fade the challenge.
I apologize if Im mistaken, but when you lost, were you supposed to not be able to post here anymore?
I wasnt sure. If not, lo ciento.
Dude I am the reason this place got 10,000 clicks in the past 72 hours, wake the fuck up.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
Do you really think I am good to ban. What are you left with, the same boring people and 'Sonatine', who posts boring nonsensical threads, that get 100 hits.
I am dead serious, and going to bring it. You would be a fool to ban me.
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Originally Posted by garrettWhy wont you play me, its an easy $100.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
I mean you polarize this entire forum, like your the best. I will fucking run you over so bad and I am going to prove it. Except you know YOU AREN'T GOOD!
So like a standard coward, 'Sonatine' is just going to fade the challenge.
Im sorry you feel that way, I just dont like to play with:
- Bet welchers
- Angle shooters
- Bad losers
- Father beaters
- Siblings of rats
And you are literally everything on that list.
Seems to me maybe you should worry less about poker and worry more about Josh Schaller.
How long will you say that you will play anyone and you cant lose? You've played 2 matches. I didnt see the first but word is you sucked out, like a lot. Everyone watched our little match. You were completely outclassed. You even posted on the board later and you didnt even know the fucking hand. You suck at poker Garrett. You had to wait for a cashout from DFS to get $50, even though you claim to pwn one of the known highest winners on there. Your shit is so transparent, literally no one here believes it.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettWhy wont you play me, its an easy $100.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
I mean you polarize this entire forum, like your the best. I will fucking run you over so bad and I am going to prove it. Except you know YOU AREN'T GOOD!
So like a standard coward, 'Sonatine' is just going to fade the challenge.
People here are honestly actually starting to feel bad for you. Druff should probably ban you from betting. Not even because you are a scammer or welcher (more on that later), but because you are literally betting your food money. Your food money will go to good use though. I plan on taking my staff out tomorrow for lunch, on you. I might even explain to them that some mental midget decided to swing his slimy little dick around (confirmed), so I broke it off in his ass. They will be laughing while downing great Cajun food. Luckily there is a nice restaurant within walking distance of my office. Yeah, I have a job. Maybe try it some time?
But you did agree to a lifetime ban in the chat though right? It wasnt escrowed though, so i guess we dont have to honor that........Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettDude I am the reason this place got 10,000 clicks in the past 72 hours, wake the fuck up.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
Do you really think I am good to ban. What are you left with, the same boring people and 'Sonatine', who posts boring nonsensical threads, that get 100 hits.
I am dead serious, and going to bring it. You would be a fool to ban me.
Send Druff $100 and we play NLHE now, best of 5 sitngo because the client has it.Quote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22How long will you say that you will play anyone and you cant lose? You've played 2 matches. I didnt see the first but word is you sucked out, like a lot. Everyone watched our little match. You were completely outclassed. You even posted on the board later and you didnt even know the fucking hand. You suck at poker Garrett. You had to wait for a cashout from DFS to get $50, even though you claim to pwn one of the known highest winners on there. Your shit is so transparent, literally no one here believes it.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
People here are honestly actually starting to feel bad for you. Druff should probably ban you from betting. Not even because you are a scammer or welcher (more on that later), but because you are literally betting your food money. Your food money will go to good use though. I plan on taking my staff out tomorrow for lunch, on you. I might even explain to them that some mental midget decided to swing his slimy little dick around (confirmed), so I broke it off in his ass. They will be laughing while downing great Cajun food. Luckily there is a nice restaurant within walking distance of my office. Yeah, I have a job. Maybe try it some time?
lets see what you have.