Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

I figured out what CM is Visualizing for his Wet Dream, a young Blowjob Bob giving him head!

 

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this is a good thread but I feel like it has too much wang

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I see you found this thread from a post in the flying Stupid section that referenced KD’s remarks about Druff on the 2+2 forum...

Anyway, I’m curious, did you start at page 1 of this thread?

If so, do you plan to read it all the way through? Binge-read the Chrissy thread, Love it!

Do you watch Chrissys videos that are posted in the thread, form the time period being discussed?


Not sure exactly where the above picture is is a this thread, but there are so many epic milestones possibly that you haven’t seen yet! I don’t want to spoil anything, so here are a few...

- A guy named TJ (Enough Said)
- Chrissy comes up with the worst Blackjack strategy known to man (6 to 8% House Edge)
- At Chrissys BDAY he forgets his bankroll and needs to borrow money!
- Chrissy Says A Card with $1k will due as a BDAY gift for him.
- The first time we meet Bob Hesley he is pregnant!

Enjoy!
Welcome to the thread!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1zYNrsx9Pw

The son of a bitch is back from his government funded vacation.

https://youtu.be/1d2RsmZlq3k

The main takeaway from the trip for me is this is pretty standard stuff when a relationship/marriage is on the rocks. Go to a nice place far away from where all the problems have been happening. We all know you can't run away from your problems and the effect will wear off as time passes.

When he says they may move to Florida I actually believe him or at least believe this is something he may be not so sincerely pitching to Stacy. Stalling tactics engaged. It seems like they took a break and this is his attempt to show her he/things will change. Sorry Stacy, it won't.

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Originally Posted by JeffDime

The main takeaway from the trip for me is this is pretty standard stuff when a relationship/marriage is on the rocks. Go to a nice place far away from where all the problems have been happening. We all know you can't run away from your problems and the effect will wear off as time passes.

When he says they may move to Florida I actually believe him or at least believe this is something he may be not so sincerely pitching to Stacy. Stalling tactics engaged. It seems like they took a break and this is his attempt to show her he/things will change. Sorry Stacy, it won't.

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I doubt it man. She still agrees to appear in the videos and even still wears the merch.(fuck up your life vlog shirt)

I think he makes a pretty decent living scamming(unfortunate) and she cares between little to none where the money comes from..

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Originally Posted by JeffDime

The main takeaway from the trip for me is this is pretty standard stuff when a relationship/marriage is on the rocks. Go to a nice place far away from where all the problems have been happening. We all know you can't run away from your problems and the effect will wear off as time passes.

When he says they may move to Florida I actually believe him or at least believe this is something he may be not so sincerely pitching to Stacy. Stalling tactics engaged. It seems like they took a break and this is his attempt to show her he/things will change. Sorry Stacy, it won't.

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I think he is telling the truth as well. Vegas has worn out its usefulness to him and it’s time to go (plus too many people now know exactly where he lives and I’m sure he knows that this could be harmful for him). Does that mean we’re going to see him in a luxury high rise like he’s suggesting? One would think not…but then again we don’t know how much he’s actually scammed off people in total (minus whatever he subsequently blew in the casinos or on losing sports bets). There is definitely something going on with Stacy (and hence her disappearing act for a couple of months). But in the end she’s still part of his charade and somehow I don’t see that ever changing.

Simple day 1 shit for anyone not wanting to be scam should ask.

Why does a multi “millionaire” not own any property?

I’m at the point the morons he is scamming deserve what they get for being that stupid to send him money.

No different than Bot Lady or any other person laughing while they fuck over idiots.

That said, I do hope he fucks the wrong guy over and gets what he deserves.

What was his primary motivation for living in Vegas to start with?
Assumedly for degenerate legal gambling?

Any major casinos in florida?

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

What was his primary motivation for living in Vegas to start with?
Assumedly for degenerate legal gambling?

Any major casinos in florida?

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According to him, since he was a self-proclaimed “professional gambler”, living in Vegas was just as natural progression. He claimed he was sick and tired of driving the thousands of miles to all the different casinos. Maybe if his strategy didn’t entail playing one hand and then finding a new table each time he wouldn’t have to drive to so many locations. :)

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Any major casinos in florida?

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Florida is probably the most complex, political & corrupt State when it comes to gambling. There are tons of poker rooms but they can only offer certain games that are a derivative of poker. 3 card poker, Ultimate Texas Holdem, etc. The games are bankrolled by a third party.

Hell, even Magic City (North Miami) was calling casino war “one card poker” last time I played poker there. Full service casinos are run exclusively by the Seminole Tribe. Most notably, Hard Rock Hollywood on the Atlantic and Hard Rock Tampa on the Gulf.

Things may have changed lately, it’s tough to keep up with the gambling landscape State to State. It’s been since pre-pandemic times since I’ve been back there. But nothing even close to Vegas as far as choices for pit gambling.

Chrissy can still log on to Betonline, but other legal regulated betting apps are not around yet as far as I know.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Any major casinos in florida?

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Florida is probably the most complex, political & corrupt State when it comes to gambling. There are tons of poker rooms but they can only offer certain games that are a derivative of poker. 3 card poker, Ultimate Texas Holdem, etc. The games are bankrolled by a third party.

Hell, even Magic City (North Miami) was calling casino war “one card poker” last time I played poker there. Full service casinos are run exclusively by the Seminole Tribe. Most notably, Hard Rock Hollywood on the Atlantic and Hard Rock Tampa on the Gulf.

Things may have changed lately, it’s tough to keep up with the gambling landscape State to State. It’s been since pre-pandemic times since I’ve been back there. But nothing even close to Vegas as far as choices for pit gambling.

Chrissy can still log on to Betonline, but other legal regulated betting apps are not around yet as far as I know.

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Interesting and interesting to speculate how long before his catch phrase becomes "working harder than a native american slave".

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

What was his primary motivation for living in Vegas to start with?
Assumedly for degenerate legal gambling?

Any major casinos in florida?

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As RMS said it was a natural progression for him being a “Professional Gambler”, also another main reason I believed he moved is because around this time he was transitioning to 1 on 1 “In person Coaching’s”. Prior to this in late 2019 to early 2020 he put together and sold what we have referred to as the “PDF”. This was his system for Baccarat and Blackjack that he sold to you in a PDF file. The systems were garbage, mostly Martingale until you go Busto. All -EV losing stuff. He made a small fortune selling this system. We know this due to the number of people he let into his FB group by purchasing this. Once the PDF ran its course, his next “Great idea” was the in person coaching which he charged anywhere from $1,000 to $10k. He gambled alongside you. Some of us believe he actually thought in his mind that he had a winning system lol, but would lie about his results on camera to sell this garbage. He would play with his own money and the “Client” would mirror his bets.
I previously figured out that since he was playing a -EV game his expected loss “coaching” these people was greater than the $1,000 he charged them lol. I think he eventually realized this and would charge more, as much as 10k. We know folks have paid 5k, but it’s not clear if anyone actually paid him 10k for the 1 on 1 coaching. Keep in mind piece of shit Stacy also left her daughter behind in Ohio by moving to Vegas. I personally find it unbelievable that Chrissy didn’t see that it would quickly get burnt out. He has finally realized it’s best to do these type of scams online.

After painfully watching that 27:49 minutes of my life that I will never get back, this is my opinion of what’s going on…by the way, it was comedic gold when the Gyspy Chrissy said someone thought he was in prison…maybe this is a foreshadowing of the future of this scammer. Yes…speak it into existence. Btw…I feel bad for this child. It’s a shame.



First…why isn’t the 1% wannabe millionaire catching red-eye flights? Where’s the G5 or that private jet?? Folks…Folks…really, you and the rich and luxurious Mitchells are flying coach? Smh…Christopher flying with the regular peasants? Hmmm…I never seen Bezos or Musk flying in the matter which The Bloat travels.



As you guys mentioned previously, he didn’t want to do weekly videos because that would just put him on blast. He didn’t want us or any psychopaths chasing and tracking him down. It’s just so nice as soon as I left Vegas, he pops up like moles in the whack-a-mole games. I wish I could crack his head with that mallet. Hmmm…Where in the world is Christopher Mitchell?? He’s in Naples…next weaseling into Miami. Then Palm Beach to Miami. Those are not quick little rides; especially for a child.




Hmmm…why all this running around? It’s extremely difficult to keep up with coked up mentally ill people such Chrissy and Stockholm Stacy. That hotel stay was lousy and that buffet was nothing to brag about at all.
That seafood place?



Chrissy’s dick was getting hard when he met his new Derek: Jeremy!! Tall, brown hair and eyes and not straight, right up Chrissy’s ass! Disgusting.




The Marlins game? You didn’t have behind the plates tickets or even decent seats at all. I loved the standing room tickets you cheap bastards purchased…talking about Bubs waddling and wandering aimlessly around the whole stadium.



Looking for homes? Chrissy and his Starfish Tuna wife are the definition of dead broke and poor. Check out the demographics and cost of living for these areas in Florida. The median income for these places are rather high and there are high senior citizen population in those Floridan counties. See where I’m going with this…

Let’s back track…He had this great idea of going to Vegas to carry out his devious scams and plans. He sold the dream to his stupid skank bitch of a wife and she bought into it. They moved. Chrissy seen dollar signs. Then Covid came. Next the Thread built by Jeff came along and fucked him negatively big time. Big time. The almost 500k views. Because of that, he hasn’t been on the Strip as often anymore. His fake facade of a luxurious life crumbling at the seams. Let’s break down the true incomes of this loser:

Unemployment benefits
Disability benefits
Scam Money (whatever is left)
YouTube (not much)
Stacy’s Pension
In-Law Funds
Colt Studios Royalty Check
Amazon Bullshit Books

*Keep in mind that Stacy is still not paying child support and decided to neglect her daughter. She’s a fucking deadbeat mother and she will always be a total bitch in my eyes. A mother would never leave her child to pursue a roided up gay porn cocaine loving addict scamming degenerate sociopathic gambler*

That Lexus IS not going to make it to Florida either. The repo is coming and him heading to Florida would be a great excuse for him. Or…he can flip the car for its depreciated value and the idiots are going use that as a down payment (along with Stacy’s father tremendous amount of financial assurance and credit).

Chrissy…we all know you are in deep shit in Vegas and now you want to take your useless talents to South Beach and scam senior citizens and retirees…how low can you go?? Hard Rock Hollywood and Hard Tampa and those endless amount of greyhound tracks are not going to fall for your scams. Time will only tell what direction your miserable life is heading and I’m hoping that you don’t succeed. You will not due to the fact that we will not stop until you stopped.

Well, it looks like the Mitchell’s didn’t go to Miami for a full week like they are claiming. My timeline is they took the Tuesday night red eye to Miami and that is why when Chrissy is giving us the room tour and saying they haven’t slept for over 24 hours the TV shows it is August 25th (Wednesday).



So, they most likely only stayed three nights and came home on Saturday since he was filming from home Sunday morning. Wow, what a relaxing trip! Day and dinner in Naples on Thursday. The baseball game they went to was on Friday night.

He also claimed they went to Key West (7 hours minimum round trip), but didn’t show any video of that, and it doesn’t fit into the timeline, so I’m calling BS on that one as well. Oh, and when did they squeeze in any time to go house shopping?

Loved all the Vegan meals they had.

Breakfast: Bacon, Sausage

Dinner: Babyback ribs, Chicken Nachos, Crabcake, Lobster bisque soup, Lobster Tail.

I do think the trip was to look up some places to move. However, it's possible they went there for their anniversary because I believe Florida is where Chrissy first met Stacy. I forgot the whole story -- it was laid out in divorce papers which I read last year. But it had something to do with some MLM or fitness conference in Florida, I think. I'm not sure if Chrissy lived in Ohio at the time, or if he moved to be with Stacy there.

Anyway, Florida has casinos, warm winters (substantially warmer than Vegas), and a big gay scene in South Beach. Perfect for Chrissy. I think he's going to bounce shortly after the rent moratorium is over.

Speaking of Chrissy and Ohio...I'm surprised he didn't stop at the LLWS and hit a game-winning pinch hit grand slam for Ohio! The little bald midget would fit in with their players! Bet he was pissed they lost to Michigan...haha

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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

this is a good thread but I feel like it has too much wang

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I see you found this thread from a post in the flying Stupid section that referenced KD’s remarks about Druff on the 2+2 forum...

Anyway, I’m curious, did you start at page 1 of this thread?

If so, do you plan to read it all the way through? Binge-read the Chrissy thread, Love it!

Do you watch Chrissys videos that are posted in the thread, form the time period being discussed?


Not sure exactly where the above picture is is a this thread, but there are so many epic milestones possibly that you haven’t seen yet! I don’t want to spoil anything, so here are a few...

- A guy named TJ (Enough Said)
- Chrissy comes up with the worst Blackjack strategy known to man (6 to 8% House Edge)
- At Chrissys BDAY he forgets his bankroll and needs to borrow money!
- Chrissy Says A Card with $1k will due as a BDAY gift for him.
- The first time we meet Bob Hesley he is pregnant!

Enjoy!
Welcome to the thread!

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My nigga! Yes I started from page 1. I replied to a post from way back in the beginning, I am up to page 50 right now. A lot of stuff gets repeated obviously, but it's kind of insane watching the grift in real time, so to speak. I have tried to watch everyone's videos including Chris but tbh I have known a lot of small stakes scammer types and just the fact that he has a system to beat baccarat tells me all I need to know about his gambling prowess. It's still hilarious watching you guys break it down to how the guy can't even scam propers and shows off fake cash and various other props like his wife & kid that attempt to legitimize his "business". Kind of sad that people still fall for his shit but what can you do?

At this point I'm half convinced that no one named Bob Hesley ever actually existed anywhere ever

So back to blackjack. Even though he said earlier in the month he wouldn't withdraw til the end of the month; he claims to have made 22k and withdrew 20k to start back at 2k. Obviously never showing any sort of withdrawal.

Looks like he is just going to play random games each day now. Gawd the hilarity and stupidity of this all.

edit: i see. It's now the "automated" games you need to play online in order to win. Forget that "live" dealer stuff.

New video. Back to blackjack. No mention of the August challenge other that he supposedly withdrew over 20k of winnings. No proof shown. Started back at 2k since his return from Miami and has supposedly grown that to almost 4K already. Again, no proof shown.

Chris, we don’t believe you. The way I see it. You cashed out a bitcoin for someone else. You took some of those funds and deposited into your BOL account to increase your balance upwards of 9k. You then pissed away the entire 9k after chasing a 5th Marty you degenerate fuck. You then proceeded to use more of the bitcoin cash you stole from someone to reload your account back to 3900 to go along with your story to present day. And here we are now. Problem is easily solved if you can just show your transaction history, Chris. Show the 20k withdrawal and imagine the credit you would gain by actually showing legitimate proof of one actual true scenario in your life.

https://youtu.be/o6gZA5yAuiE