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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Chrissy could upload a video from 2 weeks ago and the majority of his brain dead followers would not even know. The videos are all the same. “Winner winner sucking cock for dinner, boo ya, I would have won if I would have bet, Playing live folks, known all around the world as the BLOAT” Just the same stupid nonsense every video.
Says a lot he cant even be bothered doing that.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVarianceQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Chrissy could upload a video from 2 weeks ago and the majority of his brain dead followers would not even know. The videos are all the same. “Winner winner sucking cock for dinner, boo ya, I would have won if I would have bet, Playing live folks, known all around the world as the BLOAT” Just the same stupid nonsense every video.
I'm a big fan of sushi. That's way too much fish on that rice. I would send that shit back!Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorCharlie Brown went to Shop Rite and bought some Tuna Rolls on his Instagram! Guess he no longer has access to Raw Tuna Kooch at home? Also, what kind of millionaire cooks Asian cuisine on a hot plate???
This kind, the one that swears on the Bible they never did Porn, Gay Porn or in this case… Sushi Porn!!! LoL
Looks like he’s trying to take advantage of the bitcoin affiliate link now too. Guess the gambling one didn’t fair too well thanks in large part from the group of Chrissy ball-busters we have in the PFA forum. May as well take another swing at bitcoin and hope for the best. Isn’t that right, meathead? My guess is he took a beating on his 15 parlays that he played on Saturday when he used Milwaukee’s Game 1 against the Pirates in all his picks. Well done, genius.
Chrissy, you’re an idiot with the intelligence level of the lint tray in my dryer. Thank you for showing all of us how to transfer money from one account to the next. Can you please do your next video on how to use a microwave? I’m still trying to figure out how to use that pesky box that sits suspended above my stove. Thank you in advance, GOAT.
https://youtu.be/tI2dYFLt55A
I'm pretty sure its supposed to be "Look, how could I possibly be broke if I have $47k in bitcoins, now in my bank account that had 73 cents in it".Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9
Following from chrissy's claim that bitcoin is real and accepted EVERYWHERE I asked the guy who runs the corner store if I could buy a loaf of bread with bitcoin.
He told me to fuck off.
Okay. This one seriously has to go down as the dumbest thing he’s ever done. Yes he had $47K in his Coinbase account. But you can CLEARLY see in that account graph that the balance spiked up today from a very low amount. Chrissy even at two different points accidentally runs his mouse across the graph and as he does you can see that the balance immediately drops down to like 2K as he scrolls from right to left. So yes…he had 47K in his account. But he didn’t grow it across all this time. He literally bought the Bitcoin for that amount either today or yesterday and then simply sold it all again. And what’s even dumber is he likely cost himself well over 1K in commissions when you combine what he had to pay for the buy and then the sell.
Notice the huge spike in the graph from today and where the account was just a short time ago. Somehow I don’t think he went from 2.8K to 47K in one week. Bitcoin hasn’t moved much at all in the past 7 days.
And what kind of moron would actually keep a “business” account with only $0.47 in it? Come on man. Take the video down now. You know you want to.
Hmmm...I wonder if there's any coincidence with the amount of BTC he converted today with the price of the Lexus...
There has to be more to this. No way Chrissy has 47k.
I know there are training (test) accounts that use fake balances until you understand how the site works. I wondering if this is what he is doing?
That makes sense: also the "benefit" of merging 2 or more clips.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Would the Chase account just be a screenshot he then edited?
Also, it does seem odd he would highlight the 73 cents part of it.
I’m just not convinced.
“Hi Christopher Paul”
“READY TO BUY YOUR FIRST CRYPTO?”
I thought he had already bought it? Why would it say this if he had already bought Bitcoin and it wasn’t a test account?
Also, as Zeland said, he may have merged clips together.
My guess is that he busted the roulette roll; be it from roulette or sports betting.
It seems he deposited his bank account into bitcoin then withdrew it all for the sake of a video. Probably to bridge him losing everything gambling and not wanting to re-deposit nor knowing how to explain it away. My guess is we will see bitcoin videos for the time being. So he doesn't have to explain what happen to the roulette balance.
He will eventually come back to gambling of course with a roll of 1k or less and once again simply say he withdrew 10k of winnings and now is back to helping small rollers. Could be wrong but that is my speculation.
I would be willing to bet Chrissy doesn’t have 47K in any type of asset.
I think the only way he could have possibly come into 47K was if he fraudulently obtained it as a PPP loan. I see one “Change Your Life LLC.” In San Clemente, Ca. who received 46K in May 2020. Many businesses got a second round. This business is listed out of an apartment. However, I don’t think this is him.
BWB made an interesting point how scammers can change the code on your computer to make your account balance on the screen appear to be something that it is not. It’s a possibility.
I just have a hard time believing that the Christopher Mitchell we know has 47k in any asset let alone sitting in his Chase Banking account.
His scamming could have left him with 47k. I think the reason he didn't withdraw 50k(or any other round number) is because this was literally everything he has...Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Losing that 5-6k he had in betonline probably was a blow to him. He probably once again convinced himself that he had found away to become rich gambling. Also when you have spent all that time and only have 47k to your name, just re-depositing another 6k to pretend you won is a heck of a lot of your life savings. I am also speculating he will use this video as proof that he withdrew a big balance from betonline and that will be the reason he is starting back at 1k, or whatever...
I think we don't see him gamble for at lest a few weeks. Its going to be "how to" videos about crypto. But we will see.
That's what makes this situation hilariously worse, given he bragged that August was going to be a no withdrawal month, with videos of betting every day.Quote:
Originally Posted by crudebar
One possible alternative is, he did have it, thought he could hide it from Stacey and now he's being compelled to hand it over as part of separation/divorce whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
As DanBrown suggested it, it is suspiciously close to the cost of the Lexus: what if its the other way around and his Father in Law is pressing him for repayment.
Great posts and comments over the past several days by everyone. We must keep pounding and pummeling Christopher the B.L.O.A.T. and his causes to the ground.
I watched the part of the video that Forum Wars mentioned that CM had to flip the bird (btw…you still have those pudgy fingers, Chrissy…keep retaining that water weight and dealing with that cocaine withdrawal; please stop lying about your deviated septum and Afrin addictions) at these so called “haters”. I couldn’t believe my eyes I seen him do that. I mean really, Christopher; you are a pompous prick. The utter sight just makes my stomach turn and makes me want to simply just knock your lights out…permanently. I guess Chrissy Bitch Tits has his kitten claws out…maybe the scams are not working and he got a tampon stuck his anus…maybe he’s on his period, too.
To anyone that is just browsing this for the first time or needs to be refreshed on this man’s behavior and demeanor, listen up.
Christopher Mitchell claims that he a man of God and a loyal and devoted Christian. Besides those “donations” that he reportedly made back in the day (that could have been manipulated as well) when his channel first started, has he done anything to prove and show that he so Christ-like? Why don’t you live-stream or show pictures of you attending a service? I never seen Jesus playing 2 columns of roulette and bragging and boasting about winning a few dollars. Plus, I don’t think Jesus called people haters and projected the middle finger at anyone. Hmmm…Christian my ass. It’s an awful shame that anyone that uses religious or spiritual means to promote their own devious and immoral wrongdoings. Christopher is the prime example of that.
Another thing, Chrissy your baby is in the background and doing his best effort to get some attention. Chrissy…you know the little gremlin still can not annunciate properly and you chose to keep on playing on that Betonline site rather tending to his needs. What a father figure. I know that some of you mentioned before on here that you have kids and I know for certain that they are not treated in this embarrassing and appalling fashion. You guys aren’t up at 3AM playing on online gambling sites while your kids needs are being ignored…Folks. Folks. This just shows how selfish and egomaniacal that this man is. I ask again…is this someone that you want follow? Colt Studios finest washed up actor can’t even take care his first and primary responsibility in life: Bubs. Family first, Chrissy.
But in Chrissy’s truculent eyes…Christopher is first. It seems that the YouTube channel and his blockhead Inner Circle Jerks are more important. Not Christopher Jr and his delayed mental issues. Not Stacy and her baggage. Speaking of that…What about the Tuna Cooch?
Yeah…let’s elaborate that. Ever since we called that bitch out about her repulsive and dried up fishy vagina, she has not really been on the channel. Goes to show you again that those retards read this Thread built by Dime diligently. How would you feel that every day that you went on the internet and see posts about you and your family being put on blast? Everyone has a breaking point and I feel that the Skank is already there and good old Jizzy Chrissy is about to reach his very soon, too. Someone mentioned before that he would never talk about this Thread because he KNOWS what the repercussions will be and it won’t be pretty and it will be detrimental to Chrissy’s life to the fullest extent. The truth hurts.
On that note, strong work by everyone that is supporting the cause against this fatous fool. Be safe guys.
P.S.: With this whole 47K situation today is really really fishy. Just like Stacy’s cooch.
Here’s his CoinBase history. He’s has at least two or three other withdrawals. One for $12k and a couple other small ones.
Chrissy has the millionaire mindset and doesn’t care to save on fees.
Oh, I think we do know Chrissy
"Everyone knows its GREEDY to pay reduced fees on bitcoin transactions@!!11!!!112@!!"
I have a theory. Im still NOT convinced that this is his money, however if all of this is actually real I think I have put it together.
If you look at the screenshot posted by Utahdrone, there are 2 withdrawals that are significant one on July 14th for $13k. Another on August 14-16th for $47k. These deposits/withdrawal are nearly 1 month apart. If you look at the other screenshot posted by Rivers, you can see the spike of the deposit on August 14th-16th.
1. I think we’re are looking at a pay period that is one month apart for his affiliate commissions for bet online. I think this is how he is getting payment.
2. From June 14th to July 14th Chrissy did not have a significant amount of Roulette videos. There was a deposit/withdrawal for 13k. Now July 14th to August 14th, he had primarily all Roulette videos. There was a deposit/withdrawal for $47K.
3. What is significant about this, is if you were to ask me to estimate how many more suckers he got “The second pay period” vs the first, I would have said 3x to 4x as many, based primarily on the quantity of videos posted. The money is right at 3.5x as much 1st month over the second month. The number of videos posted along with his push for suckers in each pay period lines up with the affiliate commissions that would have been received for these pay periods. Also, where I posted in an earlier post today a screenshot of where it said, “Christopher Paul, Ready to buy your FIRST Crypto?” This would make sense as if this was true he would have never bought, just Withdrawn.
Summary:
Deposits align with potential pay periods for affiliate commissions. Increase in deposits month over month align with videos posted for the 2 potential “pay periods”.
I think these are coincidences that can not be ignored. I hope it’s not true because that would be a shit load of scam money. If he averages $200 affiliate commission per sucker, he would only need around 240 suckers per month. Most of the affiliates where you elect to take a percentage of their losses, you get it for the life of the customer. Crazy shit if true.
A theory that would go against this is he has been pissed off during the last month, irritated as can be and saying shit he never would have said before. If you have a 47K take, what is there to be pissed off about?
Not saying all the above happened but I think it would make a good argument if it turns out the money is his. Either way, I don’t think this money is “seasoned” as he can not hold money for any length of time.
Ultimately the thing that brings me joy about Krissy is he gets instant karma anytime he receives money from his scam. He is a degenerate gambler and blows it all in a very short period of time. Karma bites him right away, he just can’t win.
Also, If this 47K is real I believe we see the return of Tuna Koochie and silent Bubs.
I have no idea what you Folks are on regarding Bitcoin.
It may very well be the future but I ain’t going to be smelling very nice when it becomes the norm as far as transactions are concerned
However what I do know is that all you Folks have overlooked which is that he hasn’t actually got that much money because he needs to pay his 10% tithe to his church ⛪️ (remember those days Chrissy)? 😁