like lolwow could even fit in a slim fit dress shirt
like lolwow could even fit in a slim fit dress shirt
i really want to believe tho lol
i feel like krypt might actually be a filipino food truck worker
that belt tho
belt is like 14th on the list even though it appears to be his only belt
Krypt still one of the top 5 posters at this site
rofl
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Originally Posted by hutmaster
Here's what i think you missed. We called it +ev drinking because the bartenders refused to give out free drinks. you either paid, or you played the machine until the light turned on. You either made money, or lost less than what the drink costs without playing the machine. Every bar me and Jack Daniels got drinks at was the same thing.
it actually wouldn't turn the light on for the machine unless you played a certain amount of hands.
So no, drinks are not always free in vegas.
Sorry again youre 31 and we're under some impression that you get free drinks in Vegas without having to play?
Todge how howwwwwwwwwww do idiots like this find you
This thread is over deal with it. It's over!!! Why???
TID
Usually they still give you the first drink, then you play to the light comes on and you can have another.Quote:
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Originally Posted by hutmaster
Here's what i think you missed. We called it +ev drinking because the bartenders refused to give out free drinks. you either paid, or you played the machine until the light turned on. You either made money, or lost less than what the drink costs without playing the machine. Every bar me and Jack Daniels got drinks at was the same thing.
it actually wouldn't turn the light on for the machine unless you played a certain amount of hands.
So no, drinks are not always free in vegas.
I hate these machines with a passion and I refuse to give them play, although I almost never play bar tops anyways cause the odds are so shitty.
Hard to tell from the angle but that could be a Rolex Submariner on his wrist. If so his JEWlery would be worth more than the bankroll of many members of this forum. Rotating bezel also ensures that your "date" will give you sixty minutes of service as agreed. If so props Krypt. If not please aspire to a subby. They are a classic.Quote:
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are those nice? not a watch guy, but I will say his watch did look flashy.
Druff also dressed just the way I thought he would. But the shirt he had on at dinner the other night was a Tommy Hilfiger not a cheap target shirt.
he could use a nice new pair of Nike Dunks though.
So ya all i'll say is if he updates his glasses, and his shoe selection, he'd shed this nerdy image you seem to portray of him for sure.
If it's a mechanical chronometer it could be expensive. Can't place the watch though. The thing that got me is that it seems like an un dan Druff like complication in a watch. I mean it is not like you need to know to 1/10th of a second as to how long it takes them to put the tomatoes on the side. I am going to bet this was a gift.
Good decision. Jos A Banks is for accounting schlubs. Never let anyone confuse you with someone who works in accounting. In fact, never let anyone confuse you for someone who works at all! So vulgar.Quote:
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I thought Hashtag King could not be mentioned here anymore. Timepieces were from hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyGood decision. Jos A Banks is for accounting schlubs. Never let anyone confuse you with someone who works in accounting. In fact, never let anyone confuse you for someone who works at all! So vulgar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Krypt is god. /thread.
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or you could just engage the services of a proper tailor and literally godmode this entire conversation.
But doesn't someone need a decent physique from working out to properly pull that off? And pilates doesn't count.Quote:
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or you could just engage the services of a proper tailor and literally godmode this entire conversation.
Has there been one thread on pfa that mumbles hasn't completely ruined? The fuckers on ignore and he still ruined this thread for me. Shut it the fuck down, truck driver.
Krypt and Sonatine Thailand roadshow where they both fuck hookers and get bespoke suits made tm.
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LMAO
this thread took quite the odd twist
oh and lol wow owned the shit out of page 44
Not hating on my Thai tailors but Krypt could probably afford James Gandolfini's tailor in Brooklyn.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujANeiNYHU8
Todd, lock this thread up.
ship to HOF
Not saying that isn't krypt but the guy posted a fake address in the past encouraging people to seek him out. So I'll wait and see.
Also Larry, Tommy Hilfiger has tons as cheap shirts through their outlet store (30 bucks if on sale). I get most of my work shirts there.
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#1 there is no 'HALL OF FAME' on this shithole
#2 no reason to lock now ...thread has taken on a life of its own so STFU beggar bike boy
#3 more progeria photoshops forthcoming
#4 you're a huge GIMP
# WINTER IS COMING
#5: WINTER IS COMING
tyde any time you'd like to cross the boarder and run your mouth I WILL PERSONALLY BUY YOU A PLANE TICKET TO COME TO CHICAGO AND RUN YOUR MOUTH IN REAL LIFE to my face and see where it gets you (it won't get you a plane ticket home that's for sure)
WHERE DO I SEND THE MONEY. 100000% SERIOUS. I WILL FLY YOU HERE, JUST SO YOU CAN PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
faggot
why dont you go post some more fail hands in your other fail thread where you like to brag about playing micro-stakes NL in mexico you fucking mouth-breathing-knuckle-dragging gorilla.
serious on the offer still. just lmk.
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LMAO
such a simple task to get you spinning out of control
virtually EFFORTLESS
honestly a video of this on worldstar could potentially widen this site's userbase considerablyQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
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Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
LMAO
such a simple task to get you spinning out of control
virtually EFFORTLESS
yeah im spinning. as i eat my breakfast and type this. im spinning.
actually i'm having a great day so far. LMK if you want to come to chicago. there's plenty of gutters to leave you in.
no troll and i never payed attention to the bike messenger thing this entire time but this is Chicago not Minnesota. How long are bike messengers really out of work? I would imagine like mid december to 1st of feb you'd be out of work but what the fuck is 6 weeks. Just pedal faster in the weeks leading up to the down time.
we're never out of work.Quote:
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I've worked in blizzards, ive worked in ice storms. things just don't stop downtown bc it's cold/snowing
it's just cold guys. wtf.
back to old larry i guess.
No. New larry hates tyde too.
Old larry hated everyone.
New Larry is logging out and going back to playing OFC with Drexel.
i just got a new set of frisbee golf discs too. HITTING THE LINKS.
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yeah im spinning. as i eat my breakfast and type this. im spinning.
actually i'm having a great day so far. LMK if you want to come to chicago. there's plenty of gutters to leave you in.
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