UGH OH....
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i'm pretty sure someone else lost their bank roll too, and had to "start over" lmao...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiOzV...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
If he had stopped at the 4th marty as I recommended a couple of pages ago, he'll still have enough bankroll to go broke tomorrow.
I didn’t hear 👂 Satan 👿 being rebuked and told to bugger off Folks.
Clearly you lot don’t know how important it is to get that little rascal off the roulette table BEFORE you start your first marty.😃
I have no doubt once that slight anomaly is fixed then Zachary will climb 🧗*♀️ the heights that Chrissy has 👍
Gotta love Zach. He has proven in just a month’s worth of short videos just how susceptible players are to the 6 Marty loss. It has happened to him (by my count) 7 times in the short period of time that he’s been doing this…including 3 times in a single day. Hopefully the other believers are watching very carefully.
After Zach said things like “I’m still new” and “Im learning”. Then he said 6 words that are absolutely terrifying...
“This is a Three year process”
Zach, if you read this, the casinos will still have a “house edge” in three years, I guarantee it. Chrissy wants you to believe it has something to do with your mindset. This is BULLSHIT. It’s simple math. In NO WAY are you changing the casinos edge with this martingale bullshit. You say, “your still leaning”... the only thing to learn if you want to beat the casino are REAL Advantage play techniques, which can take a lot of actual work and is not easy. These CANNOT be learned from your coach - an animal that feeds on grass in a pasture. Stop now before you cause yourself and family irreversible damage.
It’s funny to see these people say that they are “still learning.” What is there to really learn here? Double your bet when you lose. Lesson over. They all really believe that Chrissy has some skill that allows him to anticipate where the ball will land next or which side will get the natural 9. There is no pattern in Roulette. There is no way to know what happens next in Baccarat (unless you pull a Phil Ivey…and good luck with that). If the historical results in these games actually helped you figure things out then gone would be those big results boards at the tables and the casino would also take away those burnable Baccarat scorecards.
The fact that Zach is calling it a three year process already shows that he doesn’t believe Chrissy. After all Chrissy’s book has you becoming a millionaire in well less than a year.
These are truly sad sad individuals.
This dude is genuinely so god damn stupid.
I still feel bad for him because he seems like a kind genuine person (the opposite of CM), he's just unbelievably unintelligent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqEkRuIRVNs
Martingale works man. Even this guy believes. Says at the end that it takes away the house edge and gives you the edge. Haha.
He is a legit guy that just tried it and isn't selling anything. Just so happened to work for him the 1st time around and made him somewhat of a believer because of that...
Best part was he learned the system all by himself and didn't have to pay a coach $500 a month to tell him how to do it. ;)
I remember in his last video that Pompsie did and discussed the Martingale he based his odds on a 50/50 flip.
The true odds for a 50/50 game on a 6 step Martingale are to go bust 1 in 64 times
Now, once you add it the house edge in Baccarat it’s about 1 in 56 times.
(Roulette is much worse)
Baccarat:
1 in 64 (50/50)
Vs.
1 in 58 (With house edge)
With a $100 base bet, every six step Martingales, when you bust you lose $6400.
Actual odds are winning about $5800 ($100 x 58)
You are losing $600 every Martingale sequence on average
Every Martingale sequence we flip a coin:
You win, you get $45
You lose, you pay $55
No way in HELL to win long term
No way in Hell to break even long term
Chances to go from $100 to 1 Million? The same odds that Christopher Mitchell is a heterosexual male with a Net worth of at least $500,000 dollars.
Yeah, you guessed it 0.00%
Good to see Stacy taking action and participating...
To all the doofuses that are "Trusting the Process": Yeah, i.e. the process that mathematical scientists used long ago to discredit Martingale, Grand Martingale, or any of a myriad number of "systems" that you think can give you an edge and therefore a way to beat roulette/baccarat/blackjack. THAT is the only process you should trust here. Anything about betting patterns is beliving in fake gurus. And that is that.
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That's the secret the secret guru will never tell you: there "is no way to have the edge" based on betting patterns in these games. It should be as plain as day by now but they keep trying...or perhaps you could just understand the games are not 50/50 and that's the whole point behind us "haters". We're not haters and we don't want you to lose $$$. We're the opposite, stop trying these dumb disproven strategies from a huslter named Chrissy. THE STRATEGIES ARE NOT 50/50 FLAT BETTING AND THEY'RE NOT 50/50 MARTINGALING!
Zach, I'm looking at you...
Today's CM FB post boasting about his income.
He doesn't seem to realize that he's admitting that most (all) of his income comes from scamming, not gambling.
I'd sure like to see Christopher Mitchell's tax returns to verify this amazing income.
I'm sure the IRS would be interested too.
Chrissy also claims today to have been scammed out of 50K by someone who didn’t do a good job directing leads to him. Not to worry though…Chrissy apparently will be bringing Tony Soprano back from the dead to make sure karma will be bestowed upon those responsible.
Krissy must be running out of winning gambling sessions videos, so he's resorting to clips from re-runs, cause you know documentation beats conversations...
new insta reel posted today https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiQd1...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Chrissy finally admits he COULDN'T accept credit cards before...
“I probably lost A LOT of money to because I didn’t (Couldn’t) accept credit cards”
Chrissy specifically says (“COULDN'T) accept cards. Chrissy, we already knew this. You are a scammer, they don’t give merchant accounts to scammers.
Traditional merchant accounts are tied to a bank account. You also have to have decent credit. There are a number of reasons why this Son of a Bitch Couldn’t get one. One thing we know - he desperately tried!
Most states have databases for things such as bad check writers, Over drawing your account then never paying the money,ect. In some states you actually can’t open another bank account for a certain number of years. Wouldn’t surprise me if Chrissy couldn’t have an account, due to being deadbeat, prior to Chase sometime in 2020.
Finally, someone told Chrissy about Thrive Cart, and how they would handle all the transactions on your behalf. Chrissy responded with such joy to that statement, “Even if I am a piece of Dog Shit?”... “Yes sir, Even if you are a piece of Dog Shit.”
But thanks Chrissy Bottoms for confirming that you COULDN’T take credit cards because you are a pile of shit.
I know someone else posted the information and ad rates from the scam websites Chrissy used to promote himself, I requested information and received the same. But I don’t think the sites they operate were posted so here is the list they sent me. All are takeoffs of legitimate names to try and make themselves look the same.
Look for fluff (fluffer) pieces about him on these sites soon.
Watching the NFL pregame and just watched a Secret Service PSA on money laundering. While I agree the entire search and seizure policy of the government is total BS, it is certainly sad when someone is forced to carry cash in their bra to hide it. Victimization is never funny, and if someone is forced to commit a crime under duress, it should be reported. And even worse when someone publicly posts about pulling it off from TSA online.
So as a good American, I do feel we have a responsibility as the agent says to “See something, Say something”. So if anyone has recently observed anything that would seem suspicious in this regard, I encourage them to do their patriotic duty.
https://www.secretservice.gov/covid/mule
So Chrissy is whipping out old childhood photos of him and the little bastard, no not NVB, the other one Drew! I’m betting it’s for the violin sad music scene crying about his mommy! Wonder if David the videographer wants to include these youthful photos of our favorite Frat Man???
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I think this last photo is from the first time he met Bob Hesley!
https://www.smutjunkies.com/profiles...498/index.html
There’s also footage from the source of Chrissy dry humping a lawn chair, he was certainly going at it harder on the chair than he was with Jazmine! Lmao!!
Zach needs to learn to:Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Start with $1000 bankroll
Stop after the 4th marty
Stop when he makes 3%
Stop listening to chrissy
Stop seductively deepthroating bananas while Chrissy watches because Chrissy told him it was good luck
Start listening to his (Zachy)'s wife before he needs to start finding a divorce lawyer
Speaking of which, we haven’t seen much of Chrissy with Keithy’s group lately. I wonder if all the attention they created for themselves by being associated with him made them realize it wasn’t in their best financial interest?
I believe Trey was the one who sent the text to Chrissy saying “You sure have some haters”. After some of his customers were contacted and advised to ask Trey if he was investing their retirement money in “can’t lose” gambling systems from a guy he was posting SM pictures with. And when someone booked his online calendar up for months with appointments with gay porn stars.
What did John Kreese always say? No Mercy!
It Wasn’t Trey, it was 100% Zach as he said the “Much Love Champion” tag line in the text, I made a post about it weeks ago proving it was Zach!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
Regarding Papa Keith, it’s safe to say Chrissy did NOT pay the full 18K for membership and was doing the monthly plan for $1500 each month. After 3 or so months, he gleaned enough info and patterns to do the Mastermind Scam himself on his Circle Jerkoffs and quit paying Papa Keith!
I’m not sure all our bombardment to Keith’s minions did anything to help Chrissy’s case either, but he probably already had an exit strategy months ago. It’s a case of Monkey see monkey Spank! And there’s no bigger Monkey Spanker than little KirKyle!
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Originally Posted by The Boz
Chrissy only showed 1 or maybe 2 clips at the church and that was in the fairly early days.
Then most sundays he was travelling.
Given the nonsense he spun about God telling him to move to Frisco it will be interesting if he ends up moving again.
When you consider that he has only or mostly shown himself against a plain white wall, another move may have been in the works since he got to TX. He will probably try to set up against another thrilling backdrop in the new location and pretend everything is fine and dandy.
Possible moving locations for Chrissy:
Columbus, OH:
Pros - Will make Big Daddy Foster happy, Stacy can pretend to be a good mom to Reese again, cheap rent
Cons - Not close to many casinos, not much interesting to do, cold in winter
Frisco, TX:
Pros - Already there so move will be easy, continued access to Keithy if he needs it
Cons - Hot and humid in summer, not near casinos
Las Vegas, NV:
Pros - Near tons of casinos, many potential suckers will schedule trips to be coached by him or attend events there
Cons - Hot in summer, isolated from everything else, already banned from many casinos
Southern Florida:
Pros - Warm winters, potentially good location to hold events
Cons - Hot and humid in summer, not near many casinos, far from most places he'd want to go
He's probably going to one of these four, but you never know. Occasionally Chrissy surprises us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dfQR5BmvcY
Guy goes 1-1 and says "i'll take that any day, to me that's a win." Umm, what? So you will take losing money every day and to you that's winning. Adorable. These addicts are simply adorable.
It would be a great ambush to pose as a couple of gay guys and “randomly” run into him during one of his seminars in Vegas, go up to him and be like: “Hey, you’re Kyle Adams, love your movies! Can me and my boyfriend get a pic?”Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
I inquired with the American Reporter about their rates, surprisingly they took almost a week to respond.
In my inquiry I simply asked about the rates of a paid ad. I didn’t say anything about gambling. Also, I didn’t click any “contact us” links within Chrissys ad, so they wouldn’t have known I was viewing a “Gambling related ad”.
In their response, he said the paid ads are $80, but not in the gambling niches. Very interesting.
This tells me they get a large amount of scumbags like Chrissy wanting to submit fake articles about themselves, since no publication would ever do it on there own.
I followed up and ask for more details, so hopefully I will soon have an answer, what a single gambling article cost.
Also, Thanks to Bob Hesley for the inquiry
According to the list the Boz posted, it doesn’t appear The American Reporter is with the same syndicate news spam group that was offering discount packages for articles in multiple publications within their network.
Also, about a week ago before we knew how many of these publications were “linked” together, I emailed at least 5 of the publications that Chrissy had paid. This is the only one I got a response from. It’s strange, but they likely saw my email 4 times and assumed it was spam or I was up to no good lol.
You forgot two obvious places:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Macau:
Pros: They run high stake Bacccccky tournaments that Chrissy almost won earlier this year
Cons: Their views on gay porn may be tricky for our hero
India:
Pros: He said he'd never ever ever go there so no one would think to look there
Cons: First time Chrissy throws a midget tantrum when he tries to order steak will end badly for him
Little Kyle joining a bunch of “Billionaires”…
At the local Arlington Mall… lol! Yup Texas Live is nothing more than a shopping mall with multiple bars! So what are these masturbator minds plotting to invest in you ask?
https://youtu.be/Fs92mfdzMR4
A virtual assistant program called Sphere Rocket!?! Yea, Chrissy you’ll need a virtual program to write your bullshit down on a white board for you! Or make those hand written index cards showing how many casinos you’ve been to, hahaha!
Guess Keith really did kick him to the curb and Chrissy has to beg for advice from mall peddlers trying to sell their shitty day planner software.
Yep, I know a lot of local malls where billionaires congregate to go over million dollar investment deals. They always meet at the food court since there’s plenty of seating available. It appears Chris is wearing his lucky blue suit again. You know, the one he’s worn for the last 25 years. The only suit that goes well with his Uncle Eddie dress shoes.
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorLittle Kyle joining a bunch of “Billionaires”…
At the local Arlington Mall… lol! Yup Texas Live is nothing more than a shopping mall with multiple bars! So what are these masturbator minds plotting to invest in you ask?
https://youtu.be/Fs92mfdzMR4
A virtual assistant program called Sphere Rocket!?! Yea, Chrissy you’ll need a virtual program to write your bullshit down on a white board for you! Or make those hand written index cards showing how many casinos you’ve been to, hahaha!
Guess Keith really did kick him to the curb and Chrissy has to beg for advice from mall peddlers trying to sell their shitty day planner software.
I like this guys question for Zach. It was posted on his Busto video a couple days ago.
Obviously this is something we knew but it’s nice to see it presented...
Let’s say you could accomplish your 3% for the day (when the Marty progression works and you don’t bust) in 15 minutes.
That means 4 sessions per hour and 96 sessions per day.
3% daily sessions for 365 days
365 divided by 96 = 3.8 DAYS
3.8 Days VS. 1 year
Imagine if his GARBAGE actually worked? You could literally be a TRILLIONAIRE in a matter of Months.
Chrissy waiting doesn’t change anything. You are picking up where you left off.
Playing a hand and moving tables - Same concept
Changing casinos - Same concept
Short sessions - Same concept
It’s amazing, Amazon let’s any dumb ass publish any garbage.
Chrissy, You are an Idiot.
Found some shots of Chrissy’s new “virtual assistant” from the set of College Swim Team!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha, looks like Chrissy is trying to perform another kind of “Virtual Assistance” on his co-star
They were too busy snapping towels on each other’s boney behinds to make the stage at Texas Live! The look of pure Joy on Little Kyle’s face tells you everything you need to know about the Colt Goat!!
Who wears Short Shorts???
KYLE wears Short Shorts!!!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Almost double for Gambling and betting. $150
Interesting stuff today from Spencer. It’s more about Cody Covers and his scamming brother but Spencer also gets a bit into the use of take news stories and why scammers use them to gain IG status (verified influencer). Cody Covers, his brother and Vegas Dave have all achieved this. Chrissy however has not. Wonder if that is part of the goal for him.
https://youtu.be/HEcfBTc5mIM
Where is Zach and his videos? 3 year process. Lets go man, only been 31 days, lets reload and trust the process! :)
This is the response to they email reply I sent The American Reporter. The blacked out spot is “my name”, apparently he forgot he was speaking with Mr. Bob Hesley.
He will see if it’s publishable material lol
Any company even slightly legitimate would not need to “check”.
It would be an “Absolutely Not”
Apparently I didn’t push the limits enough, or their standards are that low to make a buck.
I can’t figure out why he said, “Please share the article once”.
What article?
Chrissy’s article?
Since The American Reporter was one of the earlier publications Chrissy used, we bombarded the comment section. Even though our comments were not seen by the public - I wonder if it was these comments that caused them to take a look at their policies and where they draw the line. They Possibly decided to raise the price on gambling and betting niches at that point? Just a guess.
I may email them from another account and tell them we communicated previously and that I was informed gambling style ads are $80 and that I’m interested. Then see if I can get them to say when they increased the price.
It would be funny if they have run hundreds if not thousands of ads, and Chrissy happened to be the lying, no good, piece of Wet Dog Shit that caused them to raise their prices.
Also, I have absolutely no shame whatsoever in wasting these scammers time. Also, in whatever country they are in $80 is probably several days wages. It’s a scam with low overhead - almost all labor. Only very minimal yearly hosting frees for their website.
I thought The American Reporter was a joke of a website the minute I saw they took Chrissy's money for an advertorial. PV, I think you won't get anywhere with them...they don't know what they're doing/publishing.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
Now I KNOW they are a joke (especially when it comes to gambling) seeing this appeared on their website TODAY:
https://www.theamericanreporter.com/...-casino-games/
These games are skill based?!!!! LOL. Yes, you need to know basic strategy to reduce the house edge in BJ and that takes skill, but it stays a negative EV game employing just basic strategy. Poker is dependent upon skill. so they are 1/5. But Roulette, Craps and Baccarat??? LOL --- The American Joke Reporter is more like it.
TheRivers: And this article was “written” by the same “author” who did the Chrissy article.
This is interesting. If you “search” their site almost all gambling content is “written” by Jennifer Ross. On average it looks like she “writes” about 1 in 3 articles overall for various articles published.
Below is the results for the first page when you search “gambling”. So for some reason they are putting her name primarily on all the gambling stuff.
If they were based in the States they could do that for strategic legal reasons (putting it all on one person) then say they fired her to try to minimize liability. But no chance in hell they are located in the States. I say India.
They can pretty much publish anything they want without legal consequences. They are probably only slightly concerned about their image to make sure people keep buying the $80 articles. If they are loaded with gambling/betting articles they are definitely viewed differently by potential clients. But for $150 they look past that lol
Being in somewhere like India, the only way they can get in trouble is to talk shit about their Country’s leader lol.