Look who Googled iced Rolex and stole a screenshot and pawned it off as the one he purchased. We just keep pulling those puppet strings and yelling, “jump monkey boy” and Chris keeps doing as we say. We own him. He’s our bitch.
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Look who Googled iced Rolex and stole a screenshot and pawned it off as the one he purchased. We just keep pulling those puppet strings and yelling, “jump monkey boy” and Chris keeps doing as we say. We own him. He’s our bitch.
One other thing I noticed about his stolen google screenshot, he’s not even smart enough to go with a top line Rolex. He decided to go with the starter model of a Datejust. If you’re going to lie about buying a luxury timepiece, at least go with a Daytona, Day Date, or something that is a precious metal. Nope, our simpleton bitch boy decided to go with a starter piece Datejust. He can’t even get things right when he’s making up stories trying to impress. Idiot!Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9
Look who Googled iced Rolex and stole a screenshot and pawned it off as the one he purchased. We just keep pulling those puppet strings and yelling, “jump monkey boy” and Chris keeps doing as we say. We own him. He’s our bitch.
Bahahahahahahahaha, this is too funny!
Sooo Rivers, to answer your inquiry. This watch of fraudulent millionaires starts at a whopping $8949!!
Hahaha, what a moron he used the stock photo and claims it was a 50K purchase! Bahahahahaha! Granted, the stock photo he used has more diamonds, no way it's 40K worth of diamonds!
File this in with complete lie #4336 under Dentures bought for 20K, Mr. Foster's car purchased for $57K and Vegas condo purchased for $980K. Lol!
Found this on Reddit, how long before Little Kyle says here is the proof of him wearing the watch? Forget the fact the watch is not even close to the one he used a stock photo of! But at least the picnic table colored shirt and skin tone of the Redditer match fairly well... lol!
And further to the above…how about the 3K for the World Series ticket that we clearly saw on Stubhub for 1K
It's so flagrant so he can excuse himself of all moral responsibility since no reasonable person could fall for it, at least that's my take.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffThis may actually not be parody though. It's hard to tell with him these days. Since he's really selling "systems", he very well might want people to believe that's real money.Quote:
Originally Posted by J T
But at the end of the day he's copying Mitchell in an attempt to scam people, ironically scamming people doesn't make it any better, in some sense it's actually worse.
Of course, he could just be alot dumber than I'm giving him credit for.
Luxury watch market is crazy right now. Datejust is a pretty standard “starter” model for those looking to buy their first Rolex without breaking the bank. Inventory is scarce to none right now. You can’t walk into a Rolex retail shop and buy anything these days. You basically have to have an established relationship with a jeweler, and even then you’re basically put on a waiting list in hopes that watch comes in for you to purchase. And even then, the jeweler has the ability to offer that piece to only their most loyal customers. Basically, the people who spend the most at a jeweler are given first opportunity to purchase the watch. So you can be a millionaire, and still not be able to get a retail priced piece due to lack of inventory. Your only option is to go to the secondary (grey market) market and pay well over actual retail price. Due to covid, majority of high end luxury pieces (Rolex, Patek Philippe, Audemar Piguet etc.) have been backordered for a while. Everything is overpriced. For example, a stainless steel Rolex Daytona usually retails between $10k-$15k. However, during recent times, they’ve sold for as much as $30k+ on the grey market. All that being said, the watch that Chris “bought” can be had for roughly $8k-$11k. Add in the diamonds and it goes up, but not as much as you would think. And it depends on if the diamonds are Rolex factory diamonds, or aftermarket add-ons. Either way, he didn’t spend $50k for that junk…even on the secondary market. If he did, he was scammed (which would be funny) and taken to the cleaners.Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9One other thing I noticed about his stolen google screenshot, he’s not even smart enough to go with a top line Rolex. He decided to go with the starter model of a Datejust. If you’re going to lie about buying a luxury timepiece, at least go with a Daytona, Day Date, or something that is a precious metal. Nope, our simpleton bitch boy decided to go with a starter piece Datejust. He can’t even get things right when he’s making up stories trying to impress. Idiot!Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9Look who Googled iced Rolex and stole a screenshot and pawned it off as the one he purchased. We just keep pulling those puppet strings and yelling, “jump monkey boy” and Chris keeps doing as we say. We own him. He’s our bitch.
Speaking of Papa Keith, looks like he’s entertaining older gents in his finest speedo! Lol!
Doesn’t look like Chrissy is gonna be attending these Mastermind events that he allegedly paid 18K for! Perhaps if he knew that Keith was in his best speedo and Swim suits are NOT required he’d reconsider??
Perhaps someone should drop David a line and inform that their “World Champion Gambler” is using the Elite Mastermind trademark to extort $400 extra per month from his victims??
David@keithcraft.org may also like to see how good of a swimmer Kyle is and what he thinks about truck drivers while he sits in a hot tub? He may swallow every bit of it!
Short video today showing his journey through TSA in Chicago. Shows what he says is 52K that he just put through the x-ray. Last week he showed 40K. What possible reason could you have to be continuously carrying that kind of cash around? I mean…if your systems are so good you should never have to buy in with all of that. So then why even carry it?
At least in the case of card counters they would need the cash because they are going to bet big when the clint is good. Chrissy’s whole angle is to start small and then only go 6-7 Martys. If you’re starting Eden at $500 bets there would be no reason to ever be bringing 40-50K with you. I mean…if you follow the trends you should never even get past 3 Martys? Right?
One of these days he will have an issue and it will be funny to watch.
Annnnd another worthless article he paid for which will soon get shut down!
Did he really think THAT was the best photo to use? I happen to think these would be more appropriate!!
Warning NSFW!
He always likes to keep SOMETHING open while he's strolling down Wacker Drive… lmao!
And another big LOL. He says he has “a half a million followers.” Let’s see…3.5K on FB…8.5K on IG and 5K subs on YT. Yep…that equals a half million.
The Business News Fudger "article" at least indicates "By: Sponsored Article" as the author, lol.
Its like Chrissy is hoping TSA will pull him out of the line and give him a full body cavity search.
Based on some of his idiot follower comments, you know he wants to go all "Ma freedums!!!!!" when they eventually take his money as well.
Interesting question: Would Chrissy be in more trouble or less trouble if TSA pull him over and find out its fake money?
He is filming in an airport, making a dick of himself, and potentially testing their systems.
You can report Chrissy’s suspicious activity here...
https://www.tsa.gov/contact-center/form/security-issue
It’s up to you how you would like to report it. You can simply tell them he has made 3 videos bragging about going through TSA with large sums of money and seems very suspicious, clearly makes an effort to hide it - especially in his wife’s bra. Or simply link the videos and let them decide what is going on. Even though this in itself is not a crime, by reporting him they can “flag” him in the system and ask him questions the next time he goes through TSA.
Like any enforcement agency, they don’t want someone to blatantly take advantage or taunt them.
You do have to give them your name which I think is good since they will likely take complains more seriously. Besides, we are giving them factual information, nothing to hide.
Chrissy, you better leave your Blow at home next time you fly.
I would never recommend doing this to someone even if I didn’t like them, but Chrissy is a different story. He’s a no good pathetic scamming broke loser.
Name is Christopher Paul Mitchell, not sure of his DOB.
another paid for online advertising https://businessnewsledger.com/chris...in-the-casino/
Interestingly Chrissy has always claimed he had never gambled (in a casino) until he was in Vegas doing business before he started a few years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
The above article strongly suggested he was a degen for almost 25 years.
"hedging bets and leverages assets" down at the pawn shop for the second part maybe.
Uh oh, point 2 talks about a big bank roll, I wonder if Zach is going to trust that part of the process.
He managed to get "documentation beats conversation" in it, surprised he didnt add a sainted mother component.
His latest article is funny, because it explicitly states that the article is provided and paid for by a 3rd party. It's just so pathetic how he keeps doing these, whilst announcing on his facebook that another article was "written about him". I can just imagine him sitting there writing these, praising himself in third person. He is without a doubt a clinical narcissist & a pathological liar.
That is actually not the same one. The one in Christopher's image has diamonds on the bracelet too. I reverse image searched the picture, and this is thé exact picture, pay attention to the top & bottom of the picture how it's faded in both this one & Christopher's facebook post. It's the exact same picture:Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorBahahahahahahahaha, this is too funny!
Sooo Rivers, to answer your inquiry. This watch of fraudulent millionaires starts at a whopping $8949!!
Hahaha, what a moron he used the stock photo and claims it was a 50K purchase! Bahahahahaha! Granted, the stock photo he used has more diamonds, no way it's 40K worth of diamonds!
File this in with complete lie #4336 under Dentures bought for 20K, Mr. Foster's car purchased for $57K and Vegas condo purchased for $980K. Lol!
Found this on Reddit, how long before Little Kyle says here is the proof of him wearing the watch? Forget the fact the watch is not even close to the one he used a stock photo of! But at least the picnic table colored shirt and skin tone of the Redditer match fairly well... lol!
https://www.okj.to/product/perfect-f...onds-pave-set/
It would be so on-brand for CM to buy a $600 "perfect fake" replica of a Rolex.
It may have been a suggestion from Keithy and friends to buy a fake Rolex in order to "sell the brand of success".
Chrissy's actual new "Rolex" revealed; says it's the real deal just like the money he bathed himself in on the bed...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Chrissy’s FB post today preaches about tipping the dealer. Apparently “Mr. Generous” tips on every hand and estimates that on his most recent trip the dealers made over 1K off of him. Even says that one of the dealers made a comment to other players at the table to “not be so cheap.” Let’s ignore the fact that the numbers are ridiculous….that comment story is even more far-fetched. I know of casinos where if a dealer ever made a statement like that they’d lose their job instantly. Dealers are typically not allowed to ask for or demand tips. That’s a big no no.
Well here you have it….right from a former dealer….the players who tip on every hand will win more.
So either The Bird Man is quoting superstition or he’s admitting to cheating for the players who tip.
Chrissy has meanwhile taken down the post where he asked people to state in the comments if they were signing up for the new inner circle. I guess 12 comments wasn’t the response he was looking for.
The Bird Man commented "I'm in" on CM's post where he named the 6 suckers who signed up for the $499 monthly fee.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversWell here you have it….right from a former dealer….the players who tip on every hand will win more.
So either The Bird Man is quoting superstition or he’s admitting to cheating for the players who tip.
Why do people who have worked as dealers and seen lots of people lose money up close & personal think that CM has some magic money printing formula that can beat the casinos?
For some reason (?), CM has removed that entire post from his FB profile.
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorSo further analysis of Chrissy’s stanky short videos proves he’s still using the same dumb strategy from 2 years ago! Which is wait for 2 Banker wins or 2 player wins and bet on that side. As evidenced by the board, which you can zoom in and see both times Banker has two wins and that triggers little Kyle to bet! However didn’t this dipshit tell us in the long FB post that you should bet on player because of the No Commission? Isn’t that how he won a whopping $425($50 actual profit of true) to convince Stacy he could win long term lol. Yet here he is only playing Banker?
The little bit of usable footage proves he lost the first hand as zooming in on the cards show Player has 6 and Banker has 5. It’s hard to tell if you don’t play Baccarat but I know a 3 side card and a two side card when I see it. This is validated by the Player not Drawing a card and the dealer giving Chrissy a card with his bet on Banker. He obviously lost the hand otherwise they would’ve shown the end result and not cut away faster than a Michael Bay movie edit!
Then the hand where Zach goes “Ohhhhh…” and also drastically cuts film is a Natural 8 tie, hence the dumbfounded look on Chrissy’s face. This one is easier to figure out as you can see a picture card with an 8 on Player and an 8 with a picture card on Banker as Chrissy angrily throws the card in disgust. Funny he’s not yelling “Boom!” Or jumping out of his chair saying “Hurrr Durrr that’s when you tip the dealers!” Mr. Always tips generously, conveniently forgot to tip anything there for a supposed win, eh Chrissy??
And I don’t think the Golden Nugget Lake Charles would appreciate their dealers and pit bosses being filmed without permission by a so called high roller who doesn’t own a home or a car without his father in laws name on it. Maybe someone oughta send them the footage and have them cancel any future offers to that Short Rent paying , Sugar Daddy needing person??
Not that it’s so difficult to disprove the lies of our little Kyle Prescott, buuuuuut here it is again Folks!
Notice the above pictures where he is playing Baccarat at the Circle Jerk off meetup in Lake Charles. No red or white chips present or “placed beside his bet” every single time? Wait wait Chrissy, lemme guess, you keep those In your pocket and do it 99% of the time, these two hands just Happened to be the 1 % you didn’t tip beside your bet for the dealer??
There’s also footage of him briefly playing live roulette and also ZERO RED or white chips present on the table, yet somehow he’s placing tip bets “every single hand”?? Not to mention the hours of footage of him playing 50 cent roulette and never tipping, save for the One time where the dealer told him not to bother they don’t get “Those” tips!
Must be tipping with prayers, satan Rebuking words and Paragon Men DVDs starring Kirk!
^^^^^
and his goat pox butthole on fire...
come on lil Krissy, make a new online gambling video with your new Rolex on, make sure to get a close up of it, start them bets at $100 and then let's see some Mitchellgaling.... should be no problem for a multi millionaire like yourself with 7 different streams of income.... liar liar with your pink panties and goat pox bung hole on fire... :)
and in other news, Uncle Zachy is on the road back to million, winning 3 dollas and fiddy cent...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiAYa...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorQuote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorSo further analysis of Chrissy’s stanky short videos proves he’s still using the same dumb strategy from 2 years ago! Which is wait for 2 Banker wins or 2 player wins and bet on that side. As evidenced by the board, which you can zoom in and see both times Banker has two wins and that triggers little Kyle to bet! However didn’t this dipshit tell us in the long FB post that you should bet on player because of the No Commission? Isn’t that how he won a whopping $425($50 actual profit of true) to convince Stacy he could win long term lol. Yet here he is only playing Banker?
The little bit of usable footage proves he lost the first hand as zooming in on the cards show Player has 6 and Banker has 5. It’s hard to tell if you don’t play Baccarat but I know a 3 side card and a two side card when I see it. This is validated by the Player not Drawing a card and the dealer giving Chrissy a card with his bet on Banker. He obviously lost the hand otherwise they would’ve shown the end result and not cut away faster than a Michael Bay movie edit!
Then the hand where Zach goes “Ohhhhh…” and also drastically cuts film is a Natural 8 tie, hence the dumbfounded look on Chrissy’s face. This one is easier to figure out as you can see a picture card with an 8 on Player and an 8 with a picture card on Banker as Chrissy angrily throws the card in disgust. Funny he’s not yelling “Boom!” Or jumping out of his chair saying “Hurrr Durrr that’s when you tip the dealers!” Mr. Always tips generously, conveniently forgot to tip anything there for a supposed win, eh Chrissy??
And I don’t think the Golden Nugget Lake Charles would appreciate their dealers and pit bosses being filmed without permission by a so called high roller who doesn’t own a home or a car without his father in laws name on it. Maybe someone oughta send them the footage and have them cancel any future offers to that Short Rent paying , Sugar Daddy needing person??
Not that it’s so difficult to disprove the lies of our little Kyle Prescott, buuuuuut here it is again Folks!
Notice the above pictures where he is playing Baccarat at the Circle Jerk off meetup in Lake Charles. No red or white chips present or “placed beside his bet” every single time? Wait wait Chrissy, lemme guess, you keep those In your pocket and do it 99% of the time, these two hands just Happened to be the 1 % you didn’t tip beside your bet for the dealer??
There’s also footage of him briefly playing live roulette and also ZERO RED or white chips present on the table, yet somehow he’s placing tip bets “every single hand”?? Not to mention the hours of footage of him playing 50 cent roulette and never tipping, save for the One time where the dealer told him not to bother they don’t get “Those” tips!
Must be tipping with prayers, satan Rebuking words and Paragon Men DVDs starring Kirk!
The worst part about the claim he tips the dealers (other than evidence he's lying, but whats new) is he claims he refunded a losing gambler he didnt know, claims he tips every dealer every time, yet when it comes to his flock, no money back, just laughs in their faces.
You literally have better odds of getting money out of Chrissy by doing the opposite of what he says, than giving him any money at all.
More Fake News by Chrissy...
https://ceoweekly.com/meet-christoph...nd-personally/
The “Author” Olivia Washington:
“Anti Fake News advocate....”
“She writes about the importance of Authentic news”
All the above pulled from the 2 sentences in her bio.
I hate the picture he keeps showing of him starring in shock at some money. Stare in shock at this, Chrissy.
Chrissy, Stare in shock at that Crusty Ass of yours!
Wipe better before you leave in the morning when you know your gonna be spreadin’ them cheeks!
In his new video, he films the guy filming his documentary. He actually hired a videographer to film a documentary about himself 😂 I'm genuinely excited for this documentary, I just know it's going to be hilarious.
There are some pictures that never get old!
Shoutout to ELMO for creating these priceless images!
If anyone questions how stupid Chrissy truly is, this is another example. Someone, probably one of Keithy’s scammers in the group, scammed Chrissy into buying these placement fluff pieces. They are all run by scammers and odds are good Chrissy is getting ZERO new signups from these ads.
Here is the Facebook page of CEO Weekly with its 28 followers. Hell even Colt Studios has over 22,000 followers. Maybe he should reach out to them and see if they will promote him again, just for old times. I’m sure they could come to an agreement on compensation.
I would be curious what he paid. If he WAS smart, he would have went to the local university and contracted with a film student for next to nothing. If a student can get paid for a project they are more likely going to do anyway, Along with a project for their resume - it would be a win/win. Chrissy likley paid some Loser from Craft’s jerk off meetings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
Here is a rabbit hole if anyone wants to look into the people behind “CEO Weekly”. It appears they are delinquent in their corporate filings.
https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_wa/604761037
https://www.washingtoncompany.net/companies/604757289/
Damn, I thought for a minute that Thrive Cart cut our Billy Goat loose. If you click on the circled yellow link in the picture below, it appears that page is no longer there. But since we know he’s paying some bottom of the barrel scammers, they most likely just got the “html text” wrong, because it will work if I enter a name & address, it is willing to take credit card info for $499.
So, goat, let's get this straight: You are showing off your "best cologne in the world", have implied you've paid 20k for a Rolex, and while filming a week-long anniversary staycation (that's weird), you let is show that the best you've been able to do for you life-supporter in that time, depite making over $200K per month, is...
...a tungsten wedding band?! Aren't those mostly for men and available on Amazon and Aliexpress for $99-149 all day every day. Shit gets funnier each video he puts out.
EDIT: They're more like $30-40 upon checking
I suspect the videographer knows Christopher's fucking retarded 😂 Being a videographer filming this documentary would literally be my dream job. Just getting to enjoy the insanity in person, watching him gamble & lose live.