Except you can't buy one yet, and its at least another 40% on top of the Tesla price.
And when you can buy one, Tesla with have Plaid.
And if you do buy one, everyone will think you're a cock, because you have a Porsche.
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the one gift mumbles brings is his ability to make a fool of himself in fascinating new ways.
tsla up almost 4% in 24 hours thanks to musk doing a little jig on stage in shanghai last night then announcing the china factory will be producing model y's within half a year or so.
Up 90% in 3 months.
Thats not a typo
what i find fascinating is that although this is clearly influenced by the fed cash injections into the market, the principle sources of buoyancy are product/technology/sales based.
we have a stock with virtually unlimited upside that has fingers in aerospace, solar energy, and of course not just automobiles but driver assisting technology, gathering marketshares on not one, not two, but three continents as we speak.
as opposed to FANG which is basically dancing on the edge of a razor blade. one slip and it bleeds out and if not for the fed manipulation, half those monoliths would be broken up by now.
a correction is inevitable but tesla has great insulation.
up another 2 percent since that post.
word is a lot of chinese ex-btcnerds are starting to go full whale on tsla.
argus just bumped tsla book to 556
+6% today.
so far.
if we dont hit 500 a share by the time i wake up tomorrow, id be genuinely surprised.
fed just injected another 85bn, gonna be another barn burner today.
the lack of apparent effect from that cash is spooky.
ooof and thereeees the pullback
haven't been following short interest contraction in TSLA, but wondering how much is that...
i cant believe no matter where you got in that you have the gumption to bend over and take a 10" dick in your ass everyday...
i mean jesus if you shorted at the lows on the 31st, you've already had 20% right against you...