global poker is awesome.
i win all my pp like i should there.
best real life poker simulation game ever
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global poker is awesome.
i win all my pp like i should there.
best real life poker simulation game ever
i really can't get enough of this awesome place.
anatomy of 1 game and out during the 30/60 level even with a rebuy
i 3-bet shove all in....he calls
rebuy..soon after. villiain limps i raise 3xbb..villian shoves..been turning over chit and losing to everyone but me.
i call
this cripples me
down to 320. i get 1 double up to 640 and go busto with this hand all in pre-flop
all standard stuff
i was right about kap and i'm right about global poker
all those gapers , comeon let me see your graphs and .2 percent hits.
see my graph...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO
i know most u ballsniffers want to think im a losing player, and hope i lose..lol
if u scroll back halfway through this thread you see that i deposited 30 buck and have won over 2k. you'll see my graph which is incorrect as i have won more than they say. sharkscope misses many mtt's and i was there before they counted as well.
no wins were a luckbox bink accounting for a large percentage of winnings. just grinding
you seem like a nice strange little man as you described yourself not strange though. I hope u win lots. should be lots more
2nd game today.
all in preflop
AQ vs AQ vs Q8
so i lose the 50% chop and have to chop with Q8 when he they hit runner runner royal flush
just another day at global poker
i overcame the above
same game..getting close to bubble
loser limp called my all in preflop.
wham..i got him where i want him....
nope.
night wouldn't be complete without me losing with AA.
this is my 3rd and last game.
on bubble as well.
sah_24: You are never right about anything ...
sah_24: 0 chance you are a winning player ...
down to 2 tables. about ready to make an epic comeback.
ahhhhh no.
playing at global is like having all your nightmares come true.
the shit does not stop. ever.
all in on frop. obv i have to protect
lol the turn and river brings flush, str8 and bigger set
here's a good one. for the top 3 in chips
shit is so awful it hurts playing there because the horrible beats are constant
i have to walk away..........it's just unreal this place.
called me all the way down..so pissed i didn't even rebuy
bout ready to have a huge stack down to 2 tables.
nope.
lose the smaller pot to T9 and the brunt of it to AQ
obv all n prefrop
awesome....
my daily dose of aggravation never lets me down..i guess it could have even worse. it wasn't with AA or KK that i lost with
same as my 1st game. another min cash. how the fuck can you min cash 8-L10 mtt's and have shit to show for it, and not have one 1/2nd
grobul polka....that's how
down to 2 tables. playing gr8 shrt stack poker.
shove and dominate pre.
called by chit and no final table for me once again
doesn't matter how soft your opponents are. the machine will not let you win unless the stars are aligned
hey. i made it to the final table
how did i make out?
fuck you pay me obv
i wish i never would have to update this thread but they fuck you every mtt so it has to be done.
1st game. didn't make it to the break and add on.
lost with KK ..i shove get called..i lose...no biggy on the surface, but pp are joke here. don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
moving along...
blinds 100/200
get QQ in middle position..
early position min raise when he should be shoving his short stack...obv will call anything.....i oblige and 3bet it to 1000
late position villain facing a 3bet to 1k and knowing full well the shorty will push flats...(maybe he doesn't he's such a dumbass0
obv shorty shoves....i shove.....and donkey man call off all his chips and hits a beautiful runner runner wit hand that he should not of called preflop
this is standard result suckout at global.
complete and utter joke....100% not variance.
you're gonna love this one.
down to 2 tables
this is a quadruple suckout from preflop to river. each street.
lovely
btw..i had Q8 and i didn't play it. they give me bottom pair, st8 draw and trips on river as well
it just makes no sense to get fucked every game like you do here when you're in a dominating spot.
all in pre frop
fuck you pay me..this site is complete and total nonsense 24x7........and is truly what nightmares are made from
true definition of gettn it in goot and get fucked
this tool even call 500 preflop
nice to see he made his draw. they even brought the flush and bigger str8 on the river as well
im begining to think they can start fucking you at the player level and not just a universal squeeze against all
2 hands later. all in preflop
and finish me off after break.
no rebuy for me.
i shove <15bb in late pos in unraised pot
get called by AK in trouble wit KQ
hit Q on turn only to get fucked by the resuk and ace from space on river..lol 1 fkn card beats me
variance..yeah..that's what it is..every game it's variance don't question it just do it...like nike
of course they throw up the str8 as well