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kinda surprised he didn't try to explain the band-aid on his head, also how long do you think it will take to try and explain away the new BJ story with the trucker from Texas to Cali ? i say about 4-5 days from now, it will stew and boil on him from people asking about this and and then another 2 days for him to get the story straight in his big ugly bald no eyebrows pea sized brain head!! so yeah i say 4-5 days from now....
Zach today took well over an hour to win $65 and once again had to go 7 Martys at least once (that we saw…the fact that it took so long to get to $65 implies he went to high levels a few times). Wonder what this guy will do when or if he gets to the point where the 7th Marty isn’t even possible due to table limits.
Chrissy has been a busy boy on FB:
Posts a link to the youtube video and no one cares.
Posts a story about a person who commented on a different video asking for diapers from a year ago, and Chrissy mocks him for it.
His clown followers also mock that person because when Christ talked about turning the other cheek and loving thy neighbour he was only joking.
Chrissy is clearly testing just how far he can go with being a clown, and how religious he can make things.
Then he shows some screenshots of an alledged bitcoin transction where he takes $7100 from BOL and banks it.
Chrissy forgets to show us his BOL transaction summaries when he does this
Anyways, onto today's video:
"Beige man with beige bandaid in the beige bunker"
23 minutes of nonsese talking about 4 laws that helped him become a millionaire (supposedly).
Chrissy goes heavy into MLM and motivational speaking in today's nonsense. He doesnt explain how he attacted that smack in the head
Chrissy tells what he thinks is a funny story about Zach losing all his money
Law of confession
Law of attraction
Law of association
Law of generosity
Chrissy starts with a can of Monster -- this doesnt bode well
1m 24s Chrissy claims you probably need to watch this nonsense every day for a year to undo all the prior brainwashing
Do we really think this video will still be up in a year's time?
Since we've heard most of this nonsense before, it'll only be edited highlights going forward.
3m45s Chrissy tells a very strange story where he claims a guy manifested losing his left arm in a car crash because his son was a drug user
As this seems to be the first time we've heard this brand of nonsene I can only assume he picked up it from Keithy or whoever else he's paying money to see.
Chrissy starts rambling about law of attraction and claims people have 50 000 thoughts a day.
The five thoughts in his head must feel like under performers.
8m5s Chrissy claims eagles fly 7 miles high. Google tells us eagles normally get as high as 20 000 feet which is 3 miles.
I'm not sure who to believe on this one.
10m Chrissy starts rambling about the law of sowing and reaping, being generous.
This is hilarious given his FB rants recently.
10m 45s Chrissy tells us he is going to tell us some true stories then does the camera look away and pause to appear sincere.
If you have the sainted mother on your bingo card for Chrissy's nonsense video, well done.
Chrissy retells the church miracle story but but now adds it was easter time
16m Chrissy breaks his arm patting himself on the back claiming he is the most generous person he knows
Fuck Keithy and all the money he raises and donates and all the good work that he does, right?
17m 30s Complete lie warning: Chrissy claims someone recognises him from youtube, sits beside him, and Chrissy ignores him
Of all the nonsense in the video, and there is a lot, Chrissy would literally fellate anyone who showed him any positive attention from his youtube videos.
Thats the whole point of the Inner Circle.
More than likely Chrissy was pissed that someone was trying to get the $10k live coaching for free.
Chrissy complains the guy was copying his bets: Chrissy forgets he keeps telling us the story of the "crazy rich asian" as Chrissy calls him, where Chrissy copied that guy's big winning bets.
19m27s Chrissy claims the guy betting bet opposite Chrissy, the guy's female partner starts crying and complete lie warning: This is the God's honest truth
So, Chrissy got zapped by God for lying, hence the bandaid?
Now we know why we havent heard much from Zach lately.....he was the guy in the story!
Chrissy claims he asked the guy to sit and watch Chrissy play for 15 minutes, while Chrissy does not tell the guy that Chrissy will give him money.
Chrissy also claims he made an extra $2k profit and gave it to the guy.
So, Stacey hit Chrissy because Chrissy is now wasting money?
Chrissy also has a smirk during this story so we know he's lying.
It also does support the theory that when Zach lost the first time, Chrissy reimbursed him [there was weasel words at the time].
So: Only watch this nonsense if you enjoy the sainted mother stories, or want a quick update on Zach.
O and related to today's bullshit story from Chrissy: the one about giving the gambler $2k to clarify:
Why didnt Chrissy tell the guy to stick to stadium table games, since the guy was a youtube fan, and was in the casino with less than $5k?
Chrissy's real investment should be with script writers and continuity experts.
Reminds me of Les Nessman, who frequently had an unexplained bandage, which became a running inside joke within the show.
https://thenerdsuncanny.files.wordpr...es_nessman.jpg
He won't explain it.
In fact, I believe all of the videos where he explains the gay porn are now deleted. Occasionally Chrissy gets worked up into a frenzy and he posts a video (or comments during a livestream) where he addresses the gay porn, and then later he thinks better of it and just deletes it.
Chrissy's general approach is simply to pretend it didn't happen, and hope that none of his followers (and especially his inner circle) see it.
LMAO good one!!
zealanddonk: Stacey probably hit him when she found out about the truck trip so he cant explain it on video without making things worse
also i noticed today on instagram that CM does not follow that zero to a million account of Zack's.... hmmmm.....
JT,
I once again come to this thread to see all the fantastic posts by the old guard, the phenomenal videos made by Drone & the newer posters who have all added their own input & style so seamlessly. This thread is unlike anything you will ever find on the internet. It reads like work product in real time, even when it contains a number of authors completely independent of each other.
It has become almost an up to the minute record of the chronicles of Chrissy Sniffles. None of these guys stand to gain a wooden nickel by the time & effort they put in over here. No one is “crying” because of not being properly credited for what they not only uncovered, but thoughtfully took the time to present on this thread. I take great offense to you taking that liberty of categorizing asking for common courtesy as “crying”.
We ARE talking about common courtesy. You see, plagiarism IS a big deal. Whether it be a thesis paper you hand in for a school final, something you steal & publish as your own or even taking information provided by a forum poster & presenting it without crediting the source.
I get why you may not quite get it. Not to be a dick here, but ain’t no one plagiarizing your posts here. Perhaps if you spent a significant amount of time presenting some information you uncovered on this thread, only to see it presented by someone else without even a thought of thanking you for the time & effort you put in, I can promise you would feel quite differently on the subject.
Once again, I want to ask you to move forward from these same old talking points. Please at least give it some thought.
To be clear, I have not watched a lot of anti-Chrissy or Chrissy content lately. But if I come up with an idea or get some information, but that idea/info has already been documented elsewhere, than it is still the right thing to do to credit the source which first reported. Even if the information was gleamed a different way.
This is not an attack on a specific creator, but goes for everyone. It’s something I always strived to do in my videos. Even when giving that person credit ended up unwittingly dragging them out into the nonsense.
That is really what I think the posters here want. No fucking nonsense & common courtesy. It’s really not a lot to ask when you think about it.
zealanddonk: Zach is the broke guy whose wife was crying in the video today:
wait what video is this? link please, i must of missed something or not subscribed to the channel your talking about?
ok sorry y'all for the confusion i created myself cause i kinda skipped through Krissy"s video today and missed the story about the 2k and the lady started crying, my bad
but i just checked Zack's tiktok and found this comment , so i would believe it is Zach's wife Krissy is referring to today?
Any Dermatologists on this site?
Chrissy from about 5 days ago (no spot, no nothing):
Chrissy yesterday, one day before we see him with a bandage in about the same spot:
MonkeyPox?!?!???????
Um, there's a bump there for sure...watch the vid from yesterday...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzqqsf7sXHw
I'm still on the fence whether Zach is really presenting the truth regarding his financial picture.
Is he really risking his life savings to follow Chrissy's million dollar coloring book system? Or is this just a dumb social media gimmick? And is he in on the entire thing with Chrissy, simply staging this whole quest?
Hard to tell whether Zach is a grifter accomplice or just a dumb stooge.
This thread infuriates CM. He even admitted it in a rare e-mail to one of our members, which was then of course posted for everyone to see.
This thread has unearthed a ton of info about CM and his scam. It exists for a dual purpose -- to entertain and inform. Obviously PFA regulars aren't going to fall for CM's bullshit anyway, so it's not helping them, but anyone who stumbles upon this thread via Google or whatever could easily be dissuaded from giving Chrissy money. The info is all here for people to read, even if they don't want to go through the hundreds of pages at this point. The regulars are here just to laugh at CM's follies.
We aren't in competition with kiwifarms or any other site, so I don't understand the comparison. This is the only active forum thread about Chrissy on the web, to my knowledge. There's very little we don't know about him at this point. The only remaining mystery is the true story behind that bank account with $200k+ (if it even still exists).
I get texts and e-mails all the time from people who REALLY enjoy this thread. Some of them are former PFA members who have otherwise left poker forums, but still stick around just to lurk in this thread. I'm proud of this thread and the combination of the entertainment value and exposure it has brought regarding Chrissy. However, I personally take credit for very little of it. Most of the research has been done by others, and it was originally started by JeffDime. I'm just a side pahticipant.
This thread is a good thing, no matter which way you look at it. Unless your name is Christopher Mitchell.
Truck stop Chrissy is back with his brilliant advice why Online gambling is better than Live Casino play! Of course it’s the same stupidity we hear all the time like you can play in your underwear from home but he of course says he might be butt naked from the waste down… well since you did that daily as KirKyle PresPratt for 12 years, that should cum as no surprise! Couldn’t possibly be motivated by you stealing 30% or more off the losses from your idiotic followers? Funny how that never gets confirmed or denied by the Bible thumping Big Load spewer!
He elevated his hands not to say a prayer, but to beg for money as usual. Talks about more garbage like how he has a small bankroll to go with his small crooked penis and how he places 50 cent bets, the usual crap that I will graciously leave for ZD to eviscerate as I find Little Kyle boring now and can’t wait to unearth his next Fratman interview of his travel tales and enjoyment of getting oral pleasure from other men!
Ohhh and I noticed that WeeRobot user donated $10 as “thanks” but something tells me, like the charity that Chrissy “donated” to one time, this is just a round a bout way for him to entice other people to give money to Him while just sending back the donation(s) on the down low!
almost went busto, do you really think if he lost that bet he was gonna show it? we all know he has went busto so many times....
https://www.tiktok.com/@chrismitchel...54595712290094
It seems that much like Chrissy doesn’t know the difference between a vacation and a “staycation” he also doesn’t know the difference between a “family night” and a “date night.”
But hey…you can’t blame Stacy for not wanting to be alone with him.
well i just couldn't help myself, if i'm getting out of line just let me know....
I heard this guy's name referenced on a webinar earlier this week, but he wasn't in on the call so I couldn't quite figure out how to spell it, so this was very helpful info.
Jake Fruge Jr (JFJ) is a Senior Vice President at Primerica, an insurance MLM, so he's pretty high up the food chain. A level of success that CM could never achieve in his many years in mlm.
So why is JFJ the insurance mlm guy speaking at CM's event?
It turns out that JFJ also owns a business called Champion Ecom selling websites ($7,000 each) and Amazon automation stores (for $45,000)
It also turns out that Kirstin and Jason Gills, the couple that has appeared on CM's Facebook page declaring that CM is the "real deal" and that they "want to do life" with CM and his family, are also both involved in the Primerica insurance mlm and Champion Ecom.
I attended a webinar recently and recorded it, so visuals will be better than hearing it from me.
Kirstin Gills is the COO of the company and Tessabella Jelten (who spoke at the APEX meeting that CM attended recently and also made a recent comment on CM's FB page) is the CMO of the company.
I was astonished to see Ryobi Guy on the webinar, but then it all started to make sense. (side note... Ryobi Guy outed himself and used his real name, but I blocked it out on the screenshot)
I think that CM's big investment back on June 16 was either in an Amazon automation store or purchasing a large amount of websites (they offer 1 free for every 10 purchased, so an outlay of $70,000).
Because of his purchase, they are letting CM become an affiliate for their products, which is why Ryobi Guy is there. There's plenty of commission for a $45,000 or $70,000 sale, I'm sure.
They did mention at the end of the webinar for affiliates on the call to stick around, but I didn't see CM on the call.
Here's the timeline:
June 16: CM puts out his "I'm afraid" video and tells us he's going on a Zoom call and making the biggest investment of his life.
(coincidentally, the Champion Ecom webinar I attended was on Zoom)
July 15: CM puts out his American Reporter FB post and Jason Gills pops up for the first time and says "Congratulations!"
July 21: CM puts out his Professional Gambler/Professional Athlete FB post and Jason Gills pops up for the 2nd time and says "You're the real deal. I'm honored to do life with you."
July 28: CM posts a FB photo of him, Stacy and Jason & Kristin Gills having dinner. CM must have paid because Jason says "Thank you" in the comments.
So the funny thing seems to be that there was maybe a little concern on this forum that these nice people who wanted to do life with CM should be warned about him, yet it seems that he's a minnow swimming among sharks and we wanted to warn the sharks.
PS I recorded the whole webinar, so I can clarify details if necessary.
Absolutely solid work Tariq.
And $45k to automate selling colouring in books would be a big (and terrible) investment by Chrissy.
And in case anyone doesn’t think there’s a problem with what these guys are selling:
https://expertuniversity.com/amazon/amazon-automation/
oooopsie.... someone went busto.....
https://www.instagram.com/p/Chds82rl27A/
So, he gave Chrissy money (and watched free videos) to be told "5 marties is your stop loss, because what sort of idiot cant peel a win in 6 bets.
He then ignoreds that, loses 7 progressions, and then figures "Huuuurrrrrrr durrrrrrrr what are the odds I'd lose 9 in a row after losing 7 in a row twice".
While some people are suggesting he might be faking some of this to set up a massive come back, praise Chrissy it doesnt work over night but it does work gimmick, he just got violated out of 70% of his roll in 1 day.
Yes sir. Zach is becoming a degenerate right before your very eyes. You know it’s bad when someone actually lines up 12 sessions just to try and win back the money they just lost in two sessions….and sure enough….he winds up with a 9 MARTY loss.
But wait…what happened to the Chrissy 5 Marty stop loss? What happened to “you’ll never lose more than 5 in a row anyway.” Zach in one day had TWO 7 MARTY LOSSES and a 9 MARTY LOSS.
He will get a little of his money back because the Orioles and Braves both won. But on the day he was 2-3 in baseball bets (Brewers, Phillies, and Rays all lost).
Hope the rest of the inner circle were watching this
Hmm….and no interview with the wife after today’s events. Wonder why.
At the $1,750 mark, Zach tells us that he just finished date night with his wife so now he can focus on gambling for the rest of the night...?
Is he telling us that he just boned his wife, then instead of snuggling & cuddling, he rolled out of bed and told her he needed to do some online gambling?
Or that she was so upset with his gambling so there was no sex at all?
Hopefully he'll save some of his money for marriage counseling.
and then he placed some stupid sports bets trying to catch up on losses most likely, i wonder if he got todays/tonights /tomorrows sports bets from the Billy GOAT himself? you know from the same 3% coloring book!!!?? oh and he uploaded the same exact video to his tiktok, i was so close to leaving a comment on either IG or tiktok, something along the lines of "how much did you pay that Billy GOAT for busto strategies, not only are you down 1.7k but also down xxx amount of $$ of worthless and dangerous advice etc..." but in fear of him blocking me and not being able to watch the circus show in the future, i didn't.....
out of reps again, i'll get y'all tomorrow
I wish there was a way to get through to these people. I find it unbelievable that anybody can think that flipping a coin with a <49% success rate could be profitable long term. And how do you just jump head-first into something like this without firing off a quick google search to see if it's mathematically possible to beat the house edge in these games?
Good news and bad news regarding the "ban Chrissy" effort.
The bad news is that the greedy LA Weekly doesn't seem to give a shit, and is not responding to my report about Chrissy. Credit to the NY Weekly for doing the right thing and killing the scam article he bought, but sadly the LA Weekly doesn't have the same standards as their sister publication, apparently.
The LA Weekly has always been a shit paper -- distributed for free around LA, full of porn/escort ads, etc. I guess they're now trying to survive online because most people don't pick up free newspapers anymore.
BUT.... as I said, I have some good news for you. A PFA Radio listener has been reporting Chrissy's Tiktok, and has had some moderate success.
Tiktok has a strict rule AGAINST gambling content. This is an easy way to get Chrissy whacked right the fuck off that platform.
This listener has already gotten 3 videos of his taken down, and a few more are presently under review.
I have to imagine they're going to close the channel after enough violations.
His channel is @chrismitchellthegoat -- https://www.tiktok.com/@chrismitchellthegoat
Feel free to report! Let's get his ass thrown off Tiktok! Report any video with gambling content -- which is pretty much most of them. I'm going to start doing it, as well.
Thanks for the link. I had never heard of Amazon Automation before. This blog really does make it sound like a complete scam, but one which barely has enough quasi-legality to where criminal charges would be unlikely, and even a civil case might be unsuccessful if not presented properly.
Now, admittedly the guy behind the above blog is selling his own "opportunity" on Amazon which he claims is more legit, but that doesn't mean he's lying about Amazon Automation being a scam. It just means he has motivation to convince you of that.
In general, any "huge selling opportunity" with an upfront cost tends to be scammy. So I'm inclined to believe that all or most of the info in the blog is true.
If Chrissy really bought into this, it's going to be hilarious.
This exact same thing boggles my mind. The worst part is Zach bounces between Roulette and Baccarat. When will these Morons learn? If you absolutely insist on Martingaling, you play Baccarat, simple as that. Only has a 1% edge. Roulette, with an American Double green wheel has a 5.26% house edge. So the “coin flip” is now <45%.
Interesting Fact:
When martingaling Roulette vs. Baccarat, (without boring you with the math) your chances of losing 7 in a row playing Baccarat are about the same as losing 9 in a row playing Roulette due to the house edges of each game. 2 free “levels” just by changing games. So in theory, if Zach would stick to Baccarat, he would likely still be in it. Yes, he would eventually go BUSTO, it just takes a little longer. Once again, this shows how stupid Chrissy is by playing Roulette, even if it happens to be single zero Roulette - house edge is still double that of Baccarat. Double Zero Roulette has a house edge of 5x that of playing Baccarat. Does Chrissy The Sissy know this? Of course not, the guy won’t double down or split cards in Blackjack. This is on another level to him. Kinda how the green slot in Roulette “doesn’t matter” since it “doesn’t happen very often.”
I think Zach going busto, shows that he was just another sucker that Chrissy sucked in - similar to TJ and Trucker Jeff but at least Zach wasn’t stupid enough to quit his day job. ZD brought up a potential argument about them setting up a possible “comeback”. The issue with Chrissy is he wants this to seem very easy - you pay him money and you win from day #1. In the beginning, That’s why he had the 99% winning strategy, then he got desperate and eventually claimed 100%. He doesn’t want to suggest that there is a likelihood that you may lose, but you can “comeback” from that and eventually win. People are not attracted to that and Chrissy knows this. They want immediate results, fast money, no risk. As we know, this is only possible in the little brain of Christopher P. Mitchell.
Also, this “Do whatever it takes”. He never had this mentality the first 2+ years of the scam. He only started saying this in the last 6 months or so. So why does he say this? I think he started saying this because the inner circle fucks were losing at gambling using his system, so he started with the “Do whatever it takes” as well as “You must be in the right mindset”. Both of these are bullshit. He says both of these for 2 reasons. First, to buy time. Second, to put some or all the blame on the client (sucker). This way it’s not his fault, and if they are losing money gambling then they MUST not have the right mindset. If they continue to lose at gambling, well do what it takes. Do 15 step Marty instead of 9. It sounds so fucking retarded, well that is because it is, but this is Chrissy’s Go-To as unbelievable as it sounds.
So where does Zach eventually go from here?
I say within a month he will be gone, just like every other scam victim of Chrissy.
Chrissy’s biggest issue now, that he didn’t have before is all these people from the church and Crafts Mastermind all know each other, or are basically in the “same circle”, whereas before all his scam victims came from all over the country, even some from out of the country such as Lucy. I think when Zach does go away, I think he will quietly disappear.
For certain sheltered individuals like Zach, it is unfathomable that an individual like Chrissy exist. Then to meet the Devil himself in your church is as close to unlikely as possible.
Like FW says, I really believe Zach is a good guy, just very gullible. He is still young, and the few grand that this cost him will be likely be a very valuable learning lesson. Hopefully he cuts Chrissy off after this and doesn’t let him extract more money out of him.
I really do hope Chrissy dumped all his cash into this automated Amazon scam bullshit. Watching him get scammed would be beyond satisfying!
An update on Chrissy’s Coloring book for sale on Amazon:
A thanks to Forum Wars, for introducing the thread to the following site awhile back that estimates sales per day/month...
Chrissy’s current rank is #231,215 which puts him at about 14 book sales per month. This is a big drop from Chrissy’s claim (lie) he made in NYweekly of it being on the top 10 list Baaaahahaha...
Now, how much does he make?
After a little research, I found most paperback publishers will receive 60% of the sales price after printing cost (since they print it for you as well).
Chrissy’s book in paperback is $29.99
A rough estimate on printing is around $5.00 per book. (If it had color pages as well it would be a little more)
$29.99 - $5.00 = $24.99 x .60 = $14.99
Every book he sells, he is getting about $15.
It’s likely Amazon will take their normal selling fees off as well.
Let’s assume $15 x 14 copies = $210
$210 monthly for a coloring book full of nonsense isn’t bad!
More documented income for the Federal Government to use, to build a TAX FRAUD case against him!
A little more on Amazon Automation. Turns out this practice is actually against Amazon’s terms of service and they can shut your account down if they find out you’re doing this. There are all sorts of articles on the web that mention this…but this guy explains it very well (including how the automation “brokers” make you sign a waiver so you can’t sue them if/when your account is shut down). So you potentially are on a race agains the clock to make money before Amazon figures you out. Therefore it’s not going to be a long-term passive income source like these folks are selling.
https://youtu.be/V0dATVVSAmk