I don’t know what’s funnier…that this commenter keeps referring to Chrissy as “Michael” or that the commenter’s last name is “Burner”.
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I don’t know what’s funnier…that this commenter keeps referring to Chrissy as “Michael” or that the commenter’s last name is “Burner”.
For anyone in the Dallas, TX area, I predict that CM will be attending the "Apex Meetup" of the Apex Entourage group in Addison, Texas (just north of Dallas) tomorrow.
Check out apexmeetup (dot) com for more info...
CM is likely a paid member of the Apex Entourage group since he now has many Apex members in his FB Friends list and Apex members commenting on his FB posts, including the ex-police officer road rager Travis Ala.
The apexentourage (dot) com homepage even features a photo of pastor Keith Craft with the Apex leader Ryan Stewman, so there's quite a tangled web going on here...
The "Apex Meetup" on August 11 will be in the Malachite Showroom at the Renaissance Hotel in Addison, in case anyone wants to get any gambling advice from the GOAT in person.
Interestingly, 2 of the speakers ( Jose Rodriguez and Tessabella Jelten ) at the event both have recent articles in The American Reporter (just like CM) and Jose Rodriguez's article even has the same author as CM does, so clearly there's a connection between CM, Apex Entourage and The American Reporter.
Also, 2 commenters in one of CM's recent FB posts mentioned an upcoming Apex event and CM responded "a couple days".
If anyone attends, let us know how it goes.
Ha ha. This Apex thing is MLM fluff at its finest.
“YOU'LL LEARN FROM SOME OF THE TOP PRODUCERS IN ALL OF THE APEX PROGRAMS. COME WITH AN OPEN MIND AND LEAVE CHASING A FULL WALLET.”
Wonder if Chrissy buys a regular admission for $250 to these events or if he treats it like baseball games and pays the $1K to sit in the front row.
Chrissy has two youtube shorts, both are standard nonsense, one is his claims to wnning $11k in 2 days with no real proof.
The other one shows what he claims is $35k and he does his rant about "people keep telling me they are willing to do what it takes but they lose $500 and quit".
I suspect Zach's channel will be more interesting.
The question is, is this a Burner for Rick DLF: The Missionary position Sap, Rick Flores(aka Rick the Hayseed from Dallas real estate scams) or Rick from Michigan that video bombed Chrissy years ago?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
I don’t know what’s funnier…that this commenter keeps referring to Chrissy as “Michael” or that the commenter’s last name is “Burner”.
Or could it even be that Rick Lee fell off the wagon and started gambling again under Chrissy’s brilliant tutelage?
And lol at these morons who comment…
I’m thinking Chrissy or Stacy brought a recording device to Craft’s MasterMind event. Possibly even used the recording device on one of their phones. I’m sure Chrissy’s Mastermind is 99% what Came out of his idol’s Craft’s mouth. Stacy has her parts (Playing Shelia Craft). Like the slave Stacy is, I’m sure Chrissy made some index cards and they were studying them for days prior to the events. So for 99% they spew Crafts nonsense...
CHRISSY ask the room, “Any questions?”...
ZACH responds, “I thought we were going to learn how to beat the casino”...
CHRISSY responds, “First, you must be in the right mindset”...
CHRISSY says, “Now that we are 5 hours into this event, I’m going to wrap this up with the 1 minute or so that we have left with my winning strategy...”
(Precedes to take the cap off a marker to write on his crusty Office Max enormous display paper)...
CHRISSY says, “The rules to beat Baccarat are:”
1. Bet banker every time.
2. Martingale when you lose.
3. Don’t get emotional.
4. Don’t Martingale more than 6 times.
CHRISSY: “It’s that easy folks, no more questions... Oh, I’m not sticking around but I ordered you all Little Caesars Pizza to this room. It’s to be paid for when they deliver it. Goodbye!”
Not that this is world breaking news, but just another lie that is easy to disprove from his bullshit today!
Claims he only played for 10 minutes and won $520. He was even so dumb to show the baccarat scorecards, ya know those things we was burning a few months ago saying he’d never need one again?
So simple math would indicate that he sat for at least 22-23 hands. I’ll waive the time it takes to buy-in, count the money, stack the chips and the floor to approve it! But each hand of Baccarat takes anywhere from 3-4 minutes per hand! This is because many of the “crazy rich Asians” that Chrissy loves to bad mouth, take their time looking at each card. This is because they have to twist and peak at each corner and side to “chase the demons out”. Moreover, when they are busy writing down “results” and checking with the board to “see the pattern” they waste about a minute in trying to play the Bead road or donut road or slash road. Point is, it takes several minutes per hand in a high limit Baccarat game.
Even in a game that the cards are not touched by players at the table, it still takes around 2 minutes per hand. So with 23 hands played that is at least 45 minutes. Also factor in more time for each Banker win for commission to be calculated and other players getting change for green or black chips to play side bets! So call it another 10 minutes for that!
But somehow little Kyle can transcend time and magically just play on the winning hands in an impossible time frame!
zealanddonk: Chrissy REBUKED SATAN at the start and that meant the crazy rich asians didnt need to waste time chasing the demons away each hand
LMAO good one !! :)
Another Australian about to join the circle jerk, this time a woman who probably isn’t much brighter than the other Australian guy who lost everything following Chrissy! Likely not a burner account, but if someone would like to use their own to message her a warning and maybe even send the Aussie guy interview link from last year, feel free!
https://m.facebook.com/100005271700056/
Foot note: Her birthday is on August 16th, so under the guise of a Happy Birthday message someone can anonymously warn her that Chrissy is a scammer!
Chrissy (after likely reading sone of our posts) today did a short clip on IG showing himself at the Apex event while highlighting that he did indeed pay the $1K for the Platinum package. I’ll give him this…at least he’s as much of a sucker for these MLM activities as the people he in turn sells to.
Well if Zach is not part of the scam then he’s already on his way to ruin. In this clip he says that he pulled out “all the money we have” from he and his wife’s personal bank account (which is separate from the Chase gambling account he said he had opened in a previous clip). So assuming this is all true Zach apparently busted whatever was in that Chase account and was now going to gamble with Chrissy with all that they had left. He also brings his cute wife with him to watch as he’s gambling with their last funds…and supposedly it was a hard sell to get her on board.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChIFZ...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
One part of me wants to believe this guy is truly dumb enough to put his only remaining money in the line. But the other part of me thinks that this is a Zach re-creation or the Chrissy “if I lost the $800 that day I would have to get a job” story and it’s all part of the overall scam. I mean..Zach is supposedly working on the 3% blueprint and we last saw $1900 in his online account. Why not just cash that in instead of allegedly removing whatever you had left in your personal account? Or better yet…stay at home and make your $50 like you’ve been supposedly taught to do? Makes zero sense.
Let’s not also forget that the first time Zach gambled with Chrissy he brought 3K with him. Now he’s bringing 2K, which he supposedly had to take from their personal account. He also said his online account started with $165. So…is Zach down around 3K currently? Perhaps so.
Yes, the question seems to be whether Zach is recreating one of CM's most infamous gambling tales because he's in on the scam or whether he's just a dupe.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
As long as Zach keeps posting daily videos, we should find out eventually.
But aside from that, Zach has been a real estate agent for at least 3 years and he's telling us that he and his wife (who works as a wedding and event planner) only have $2,100 in savings?
Zach is in EXP realty (mlm style real estate agency) and his youtube channel is all about EXP and growing his team.
If I was a potential real estate recruit, Zach's declaration that he only has $2,100 in savings after 3 years in EXP would be devastating to his credibility.
Who would want to join this either gullible or shady (perhaps both) wannabe gambler in his non-lucrative real estate business?
I think it’s half truth and half lies. Is it his wife’s first time at a casino? Probably. But did they pull out their last $2100 to “pay the bills”, definitely not! That part is made up and just done for views and subs.
Are these just a bunch of dumb Hicks from Arkansas? Yes, but they are complicit and this video never would’ve aired had they lost, just like the midget moron they follow! If it looks like a Rat, and judging by the photo, I’d say Yea they’re a couple of rats for Chrissy!
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut Brit says "True story!!!!!!" when asked if they won, so it must be true.
She has the look of a woman who knows this is all nonsense, and knows theres a reasonable chance her idiot husband is going to get cornholed by a greasy conman.
Probably the funniest part of the video is Chrissy and NVB at the bowling alley at the end, its perfectly set up for NVB to push the ball down a ramp, and get the strike.
Sadly Chrissy did not REBUKE SATAN first, and merely went with "Good job Bubs!" before seeing it end up as a gutterball.
If gutterball isnt the theme for this video, nothing is.
The next story Zach will be re-enacting is "I was so so poor that I could not afford a chipotle, and a greasy old man took me to his house ..... and he gave me a lot of money".Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorI think it’s half truth and half lies. Is it his wife’s first time at a casino? Probably. But did they pull out their last $2100 to “pay the bills”, definitely not! That part is made up and just done for views and subs.
Are these just a bunch of dumb Hicks from Arkansas? Yes, but they are complicit and this video never would’ve aired had they lost, just like the midget moron they follow! If it looks like a Rat, and judging by the photo, I’d say Yea they’re a couple of rats for Chrissy!
Imagine having an ok life, and having it absolutely ruined by Chrissy.
And now a poll if you think Zach is a rube, in on the scam, or both:
https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...he-scam-(poll)
More delusional crap trap just dropped. No gambling. Just a bill counter, naked narcissism, and ridiculous claims.
Now he became a millionaire in the past two years (no longer is it 3 years)..yet two years ago there is video of him already claiming to be a millionaire. Says he’s made over 2 million in the casinos in the past 18 months. Ha ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
Now he’s again selling the mastermind event as a chance to gamble with him in the casino…yet he just said that he’ll never hold them in the casino again.
And the next mastermind event is in November. What happened to the supposedly sold out one in September? No mention of that.
Oh and the cost to spend a day with him is now 15K. This cost has been all over the place in the past two months. (5K, 10K, 25K, 15K).
With how hard he’s pushing all of this he surely is sounding like a guy with money problems. Because if you’re fleecing the casinos every single day you’re not making a 20 minute video nearly begging people to pay you for your services.
Yea, it would appear the ploy to get Zach’s wife in on the scam failed. Who wouldn’t be convinced after winning $275? I mean it only cost him $2850 to make it!!!
Coke Head Chrissy is wearing his finest Kermit the Frog colored hoodie and doing lines while babbling off nonsense. Claims he has an MBA in gambling!!
Bahahahhahahahahahahaha. Yea the high school dropout tries to change the meaning of MBA to Master Bank Account. The only MBA he could ever get is for Masturbating Bald Asshole!
He says he has more money in his “safe” than 99 percent of the population!?! Hahahhahahaha. Funny he can only seem to show the 25K he stole from the Circle Jerk offs last week? I guess he’s hiding the other 999 million in his underwear drawer again? Or does he think having 25K of stolen money makes him rich? Yup, those 99 percent of dead broke losers who actually own Homes and don’t need their father in law to co-sign for their car surely couldn’t have more than 25K in their bank accounts! Lol what a dolt!
He then gets to the point that the #1 investment you can do to win at Gambling is to hire Kyle Prescott for $99/ hour… errr I mean month! Yup, he’s back to being a Male escort for Colt folks!! And he once again says you can learn to gamble at his Masturbation mind meetings. But didn’t he just post that there will be no gambling done at these events going forward? So if they pay $4000, are they just going to sit in his hotel suite and martingale roulette bets on their phones?? Does he really not think things thru or are the circle jerk offs too dumb to pick up on these things?
The rest is all the usual nonsense how you’ll make your money back if you pay him to learn how to martingale and yell at the dealers! I wonder how that’s been workin out for Brandon and Zach, maybe we oughta check their safes for all those millions they made following those coloring books? Zach was down to his last $2100 and Brandon is just down on his knees after losing thousands. Yup, what a life they live!!
Couldn’t make it thru the whole thing even though it is quite Hilarious , ZD’s gonna have fun with this!
You can tell when someone whose not used to having money, has a few extra bucks, because they carry it around and play with it like it’s a little puppy. Or they run it through a cash counter every day. The most interesting part about this is his list of haters continues to grow and are now posting on his IG account. Happy Friday everyone.
Zach has also posted days 12-14 somehow in a 2 day period, guess he thinks like Chrissy now and Days don’t actually mean Full Days but just a “session”?
He’s already losing sleep over this venture and spends and an hour at the crack of dawn to make… $6!!! Bahahahahahahahaha, yup Zach’s on his way folks!
He shows his “mighty bankroll” of $1958. However, as I recall he withdrew $2100 and supposedly made $275 profit? Did that all vanish?? Or is this the previous number he typed up on the Excel spreadsheet to try and impress his White Board Washout Hero Chrissy?
The numbers don’t add up here folks, and it’s almost damning evidence that Zach is also a liar like his mental Midget idol! We’ll see how they cover this one up, but I doubt they’ll cover their tracks!
And the fake purchased articles continue.
From “LA Weekly” and under the category of (and you can’t make this up) “Brand Partner Content”….:
https://www.laweekly.com/how-christo...s-they-can-be/
And it very clearly at the bottoms states “ Advertising disclosure: We may receive compensation for some of the links in our stories. Thank you for supporting LA Weekly and our advertisers”. But I’m sure all of his followers will eat this up and think that some reputable magazine published a story about him (that he or Stacy didn’t write themselves).
Perhaps Chrissy paid for and is following the newspaper strategy that this guy tried to sell back in the day:
https://youtu.be/mubCkCAEiDQ
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
Whoever wrote that article has the same misunderstanding of how apostrophes work as does our hero Chrissy.
Also minor LOL at the claim of how rgeat his youtube channel is, with less than 5000 subscribers.
The number has been climbing a bit lately, unclear if it is new suckers or if Chrissy is carefully salting the mine as it were.
Hilariously is a statement about Chroissy teaching his followers to gamble in a responsible fashion, meanwhile Zach is claiming he's playing with rent money.
Spoiler alert: chrissy goes beyond balls deep into idiocy in this episode.
8m 09s mark claims he is the most trusted human being on the planet
Chrissy is down to 120 members in his inner circle, but that is still over $11k a month in income (Since Brandom claims he gets it for free, or used to)
TLDR:
Chrissy has a new gimmick in his video where he acknowledges people think hes a scammer and starts with a whole lot of "what ifs" to sell viewers on the dream.
It reeks of desperation to say the least.
Long version:
As others have pointed out, it is a rich full social media day for Chrissy, with two FB posts (one ranting about how much he loves money, and the idiotic observation hurrr durr money DOES grow on trees, hurr durr) and the other bragging about being in LA Weekly.
In that post he claims he had $350 to his name when he made it to LA 25 years ago: Was this before or after he met the generous brain surgeon?
Also, Chrissy treats us to two youtube offerings, a short and a 20 minute video.
In the short Chrissy is playing with his fake money counter playset and literally looks like a mental defective, or someone practicing being sodomised.
As for the 20 minute video, Chrissy is wearing a green hoody.
Chrissy opens by playing with his money counter playset and playset goes brrrrrrrrrrrr.
It shows he has $25k and he brags that he has more money than 99.9% of the population.
he then compares himself to Flloyd Mayweather, and maybe one or two other professional gamblers
That is possibly technically right as poker players probably have it stored at the casino with high security, and others would have lines of credit and/or just bank wire it in.
2m 40s Claims he went from dead broke uber driver to millionaire in 2 years.
Retells the balls deep story that he lost close to half a million in his first year.
As others have said Chrissy is now bragging he has an MBA despite his negative claims of education.
He then claims it means massive bank account.
O Chrissy, you wag you.
Chrissy claims he has asians and chinese emailing him, claims there are people in Saudi Arabia wanting his lessons.
We know he is telling the truth about the Saudis because Chrissy said "No lie" after that.
So, it must be true.
7m 10s after all this tease about what the number 1 investment is, it turns out its Chrissy, invest in Chrissy as your coach and mentor
Raise your hand if you thought it was something else .
O and good luck if the peace loving Saudis find out the are being ripped off.
Complete lie time: 1st claims he's made $2 million and the bigger lie, he shows us _ALL_ his bank statements
Now, we know Chrissy is an idiot, and we know his target audience is dumber than him:
Is it possible Chrissy is now claiming if you add up all the atm receipts he has shown on camera they add up to $2m and thats proof?
Spoiler alert: chrissy goes beyond balls deep into idiocy in this episode.
8m 09s mark claims he is the most trusted human being on the planet
There are people who would not trust Chrissy to walk their dog, let alone consider the most trusted human being on the planet.
8m:35
Claims he does not charge half a million for his services, but probably should.
9m looks like there has been a massive drop off in the Private Inner Circle
It is down to 120 (I'm positive it was 190 or close to 200 before he fucked them on the 1 time $1000 fee to the monthly scam)
He's still whoring that its 17 countries, which is meaningless.
11m as has been pointed out, Chrissy is now claiming you can gamble with him at the casino again .
Chrissy now starts whoring his November event that will be $4000. He even has the balls to say "you just need to save $50 a day for that".
He's also selling his BFE (boyfriend experience) package of $15k, that includes breakfast, lunch, dinner, getting fucked in the arse when you lose your bankroll at the casinos which you will quickly be going to and from, but no kissing because Chrissy cant even set up a BFE properly.
14m 20s complete lie: claims he teaches people all his secrets at his MM events
This contradicts statements in other videos that he saves some special stuff for his BFE meet ups.
Also, unclear if his Kyle Prescott days are considered a secret or not, but I doubt he's whipping that out at the MM events.
15m30s claims people have seen his videos and think he's a scam artist, and he cant blame them if they do.
A rare moment of insight from the king of wishful thinking.
16m Aaaaaaaaaand right back to insulting the viewer.
Claims you must have nothing good going on in your life if you are watching Chrissy's videos.
And Chrissy gets confused about real world finances.
Claims people watchign are probably hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, and he includes mortgage repayments as part of that.
Low asset Chrissy cant seem to figure out why someone would want to own a house.
As others have said, its probably because he's always looking over his shoulder.
He acknowledges he only has a 1 page website.
Claims he has "almost 20" different countries in his private inner circle.
Ol Chrissy getting desperate to sound important.
Rambles about playing Blacky.
19m 45s Chrissy drops an F bomb.
20m Chrissy sticks his wad of cash in his mouth.
For someone with what is likely OCD, and probably helath problems, sticking money in his mouth seems like a -EV idea.
LA Weekly charges a one-time fee of $1,500 for a sponsored article.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
I suspect that a higher-level scammer in the APEX group charged CM more (way more?) than $1,500 and pocketed the difference. That would be funny.
The CM article is invisible (not linked anywhere) on LA Weekly unless you either have the direct link or do a search for "Christopher Mitchell" on the website. But who would?
So as noted earlier this is just another fake pr article that CM can dupe gullible people (his target audience) with.
An added benefit for CM is that the article will likely show up on search engines because of LA Weekly's website reputational strength.
Love seeing others fuck Chrissy over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq ReedLA Weekly charges a one-time fee of $1,500 for a sponsored article.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
I suspect that a higher-level scammer in the APEX group charged CM more (way more?) than $1,500 and pocketed the difference. That would be funny.
The CM article is invisible (not linked anywhere) on LA Weekly unless you either have the direct link or do a search for "Christopher Mitchell" on the website. But who would?
So as noted earlier this is just another fake pr article that CM can dupe gullible people (his target audience) with.
An added benefit for CM is that the article will likely show up on search engines because of LA Weekly's website reputational strength.
Hopefully he ends up like good old Don.
“ Lapre died on October 2, 2011, while in jail awaiting his trial, which was scheduled to begin on October 4, 2011. The autopsy report stated that he died of massive blood loss after cutting his throat with a razor blade and had wrapped himself in sheets to conceal the massive blood loss from anyone who might try to save him”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Lapre
Found the guy who was playing next to Zach at stadium Baccarat named Justin. He is also the guy that Zach said was the one making 7 figures of passive income… judging by his Onesie wardrobe and shitty looking home office with a framed photo of Leo DiCaprio as Belfort, I doubt it very much!
https://m.facebook.com/100003540122466/
Seems like he did the same thing Chrissy did with his FB profile by changing it from a regular personal profile to a Group/Influencer Page with Followers.
Speaking of followers, doesn’t look like these circle jerk followers were chowing down on that dollar store candy. Maybe that lady in the corner was stuffing em in her back pockets!!!
Does anyone know if FB pages can be monetized? That would explain why he’s always posting there even stupid shit like his most recent nonsense about eating S’mores with a Bic lighter! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Not sure how FB could be monetized. There are no ads on the page. And there’s no indication of views that I can see.
In the Youtube Slot channel thread awhile back I remember writing about one of the influencers (don’t remember who it was other than it being a female) who was making around 80k per month between YouTube Adsense and Facebook ads (videos only). I remember at least 20k of the 80K was from Facebook videos. Before that, I had no idea you could monetize your Facebook videos. She made a video that showed her accounts and the actual money she was bringing in. If I recall, at the time of the video, she had around half the subs of Slot Lady (All Casino Action).
I think CM said that he only added people as FB friends if they paid to join his inner circle.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
The FB follower method allows people to see a lot of his content for free and then potentially convert into a customer. So it's a lead generation funnel for his scam.
The more frequently you post on FB and the more engagement you get (that's why he's asking people to tell him about their smore's experiences), the more likely FB is to show your content to your followers.
The FB follower method also allows CM to hide his friends/customers list from prying eyes.
Zach’s main IG page. This guy is all MLM all the time.
https://instagram.com/zachjonesreale...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Today's complete lie in the picnic table shirt video: Horseshoe Southern Indiana had their high limit tables on the 4th floor, not the 2nd floor (and, technically, deck not floor).
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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
Hahaha, busted dusted crusted and can’t be trusted. The Bloat gets caught again!
And these fake subscriber comments are hilarious! Judith Millare??? They just removed ION from millionaire to make a fake last name?? Lol
And speaking of fake, it’s Benjamin Richards…errr I mean SerpenSap with another story how he “lost” after going up big! But here’s an anomaly…
Usually Cheetos does a parody after Chrissy posts his stupidity. But in this case it would seem Cheetos beat him to the punch with the 3 things on Index cards shtick and Chrissy copied him!
https://youtube.com/shorts/liTY8_yspgA?feature=share
So either they’re in cahoots(doubtful) or Chrissy is clairvoyant! Granted the Chrissy video is the same old bullshit we’ve seen years ago and Cheetos probably copied it. But this is rather odd timing.
Now that I think about it, all signs point to them using a mutual acquaintance for creating their videos! It’s very similar to the movie “Bring It On” where they hire a choreographer to teach them a new routine. Only to find he’s teaching the exact same routine to other squads and fleecing them for money!! A bit of reach I know, but the same posters posting the same exact comments and now this? Starting to seem that way!
Two different videos….same story….two different versions.
In today’s version (at the 11:00 mark) he was sitting at the same table and waiting to play and the other guy already had 250K in chips (meaning he didn’t see him win them) and he used swear words when asking the guy why he was still there
https://youtu.be/6HAo2Yb01lI
And here’s the same story (starts at the 20:00 mark) from a video he made in June. In this version he’s playing at the next table over and says he watched the guy grown the chis from 50K to 250K and then walked over to watch. In this version he politely asked the guy why he hadn’t left.
https://youtu.be/urjLB4ohAS8
Which one of these versions is the truth? Likely neither. I’m sure something did happen where some guy was betting a lot….but clearly Chrissy can’t even tell a consistent story so how can one believe any of it.
All 9 of Zach's subscribers must be disappointed Zach hasnt posted anything new in 3 days on his road to a millionaire youtube channel.
Meanwhile Chrissy has been a busy boy.
A post about making S'mores in the kitchen (no sign of Stacey, no sign of BOL gambling)
A different long rambling post on FB that he now seems to specialise in unfortunately.
He even answered a question on how he got $500k in debt.
He claims they sold everything and got cash advances and pay day loans.
While I appreciate those lenders can be quite predatory, and also a lot of that $500k would be interest and penalty fees, it does stretch the imagination a lot.
Assumedly Chrissy was telling a lot of lies to a lot of lenders to get that deep in debt, especially fi we are to believe the complete lie he was just an uber driver at that point.
Also, why not just declare bankruptcy to get out from under it, and keep stealing Stacey's paycheck as he pretty much said he was.
Also, 1 short and 1 16 minute video ugh ugh.
Today's video:
Picnic cloth shirt, red baseball cap on backwards, filmed in the bunker.
"Christopher Mitchell Reveals 3 Things That Will Kill Your Profits Gambling At The Casino."
TLDR: Chrissy rants about a small bankroll but forgets he is small rolled when it comes to intelligence
Chrissy claims, without evidence, he has $400k in his bankroll bank account
This is definitely a missable video.
Chrissy explains what lottery mentality is while trying not to be ironic.
3m30s Chrissy tries to showcase his acting chops with a joke.
Naturally he cant tell it properly and it fizzles badly.
4m15s I had suspected Chrissy's recent flurry of social media postings was because either Stacey's on the rag or Stacey's bunked off to Ohio (surely she'd take NVB with her, but no, Stacey has a track record of ditching kids).
Chrissy starts throwing around the bullshit.
Clearly our hero is sexually frustrated.
Chrrisy now claims the next thing is going in with a small bankroll.
This unsurprisingly turns into a rant about stay home and stay away from dirty holes in the wall.
Chrissy also claims martingale and mitchellgale are the only way to win at the casino.
6m5s Chrissy again claims he wins every single day.
If only there wa sa way he could document this.
7m45s Chrissy starts to get unhinged with a religious rant about greed being demonic
Chrissy shows a rare insight into himself, claiming greedy people will lie and cheat
Wasnt Chrissy greedy when he started gambling?
To make chrissy's incoherent point he claims you can get up $500 in 15 minutes from a $1k bankroll placing $25 bets.
At a hand a minute, that would only be $375 if you win every time or use martingale.
Somehow he's claiming an extra 5 units via mitchellgaling.
9m 45s Chrissy plays with prop money and starts rambling about 9-5 jobs that people have.
10m14s Chrissy now shows the different serial numbers and claims it is not prop money like the jealous haters claim it is.
10m 57s Chrissy opens with "I'm going to you tell you a true story complete lie warning "
11m40s Chrissy claims there was a high roller at the table with $250k in chips and two low rollers kissing his ass.
Chrissy also claims he's blunt.
12m 20s Chrissy shows his excellent math skills, he clarified that the guy bought in for 50k, and must have made $200k to have $250k
Thats definitely worth a hollar at ya boy for being able to do difficult math like this.
12m 40s Chrissy claims he asked the high roller what the fuck he was still doing here?
Remember kids, rich people can do whatever they like with their money, unless Chrissy doesnt like it.
So basically, Chjissy is the high roller in the story since we know hes fucked away a lot of money [he claims] and we know he wishes he had been smart and left.
15m Chrissy claims to have $400k in his bankroll bank account.
Longer video than I would like it to be, but hopefully still entertaining
https://youtu.be/8ptmqcPf7hY
Your work is always top quality.Quote:
Originally Posted by UtahDrone
This particular video though is amazing.
And another: LA Weekly, move over for NY Weekly:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
OMG the writing, LOLOLO (Highlighting mine):
https://nyweekly.com/entertainment/t...g-individuals/
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Originally Posted by Forum WarsAnd another: LA Weekly, move over for NY Weekly:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
OMG the writing, LOLOLO (Highlighting mine):
https://nyweekly.com/entertainment/t...g-individuals/
I hate to even impose this on anyone, but let’s say for laughs we contact this Amanda Greyfield and see what it costs to get one of these articles posted and have AHoosierA post his story.
He can provide the court transcript and tell the reporter that Christopher was called a scammer by Nevada State Attorneys and was threatened with contempt of court and told by a judge he has “unclean hands”! (All documented in the transcripts).
Or we could just pretend to be Million Mekonen and say following Chrissy forced us to sell our car, pawn our keyboard and lose our apartment and live in a tree!
But seriously though, if the price was reasonable, would there be any interest in a fund raiser to write our own article about Chrissy?