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I have not watch his videos in a while....but it is so much fun seeing the ending change be different most recent video it's .06 the day before it's .62....this really only happens when he loses all his money then makes another bitcoin deposit which will always be a random amount from bitcoin going up and down while waiting for his redeposit to clear
What’s happened to the sports betting Folks?
Has it gone tits up for the Goat 🐐?
Not understanding what is going on I don’t know if the retard is winning or losing.
It’s pretty grim boring stuff on the roulette that much I do know , however I did learn an incredible tip on the latest effort
Apparently a change of dealer or whatever they are called can influence where that little itty ball lands , so it’s best to bail out when a new dealer arrives.
That tip is worth the entry fee to the inner circle ⭕️ alone
Lol….I never would have known that the change of the dealer could influence where the ball drops when playing roulette. Whew…this will save me thousands of dollars going forward. Thanks Mr. H. 😉Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
I'm sure its part of his "all casinos cheat" philosophy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
STOP ✋ PRESS 🗞
Personally I find tennis 🎾 more boring than Chrissy however…………
After Novak’s winning Wimbledon there is a poll on the BBC website asking if he is THE GOAT 🐐😂
I shit 💩 you not good 😊 Folks , how very on subject
Unfortunately I do not have the global reach of the BBC so I would like to do an exit poll on PFA
Who is the GOAT 🐐?
Novak Djokovic
OR
Christopher Mitchell aka gay porn star ⭐️ Kyle Prescott
Answers below and the results will be announced by Jeff Dime on his next vid 👍
I don’t think this a mic guys…
Folks…Chrissy’s toys of the summer sale continues…
Darn Chrissy. You have more toys than Bubs. Shame.
I remember someone in here saying they are “Jonathan Gonzalez” and are trolling Chrissy. We all love to troll Chrissy. This is just my opinion, but I really think leaving a comment like this can influence naive people to possible give him money. I know he reads this site, so he knows he’s being trolled but leaves the Comment up for his viewers. I did like how you suggested giving to a charity vs. to him because he is “rich” lol
Oh boy, KKKhrissy is out with his Homerun Derby picks. Wonder if he bet on himself in the 87’ Little League World Series and parlayed it with his lil brother Roidy McGoo Drew?
Chrissy sporting the Unabomber look today.
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And in a further display of how little he knows about baseball (and not that anyone should be betting on the home run derby in general) Christy the un-goat goes 0 for 6. Shouldn’t have picked Ohtani in so many bets and also clearly hasn’t watched the derby in recent years based on his over/under picks. He also wasn’t considering that this thing was taking place at Coors Field. He didn’t even know the rules as he based his under 25 1/2 bet on the batter only having three minutes. In reality they get four minutes and the time can be extended if the balls travel a certain distance.
I’m sure he’ll come on tomorrow and explain how he made it all back in one round of Roulette.
Haha. I should have read your last sentence before I commented on your post. I’m thinking the same thing as you!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
You guys were right and knew this was coming…the video was posted 3 hours ago. Poor Chrissy lost on the derby and he’s switching back to stupid roulette. What a surprise. How can you claim to be a goat such as Michael Jordan or Tom Brady and you fucking lose all the time?
This is what happens when you combine having no life and supplying people with unwarranted and unnecessary unemployment funds that our hard earned tax dollars pay for every day. This is Christopher Mitchell in a nutshell. I just get so sick of this douchebag every single day I see him.
By the way…no Skank or Bubs in awhile. I know soon as I post this, those retards will pop into another stupid and meaningless video just to prove a point by that loser Chrissy.
Chrissy rockin the Butt Pirate look today and possibly modeling for this chap…
Also, wonder if this Japanese guy calling out Chrissy is a losing sucker after betting on Ohtani like Little Kyle told him to?
I really think the only reason he is doing these stupid hour long roulette videos is to squeeze out the extra Youtube revenue, as watch time is a significant factor in how much he earns. Probably going from $600 per month to $1,000 per month. He is so pathetic.
If you look at his comments on his home run derby video, they are all before the derby actually took place. It’s very obvious that he deletes any comments that questioned how in the hell could he be the goat and lose all his bets.
It’s so absolutely Cringe when he continues to say he is “The Goat”. He sitting there betting $10 bets on 2 different dozens. This amount of money would not get most gamblers out of bed in the morning, and he calls himself the Goat? Unbelievable
I only watched the first few minutes and then fast forward to the timestamps from that commentator.
"Greed is bad" vs "I lost $800 on high reward prop bets because........the homerun derby only happens once a year".
Or better yet "I lost half of my fake bankroll to prove that I can make so much from $100".
Paraphrasing Rick from Pawnstars "sure, that event is 1 of a kind, but theres a million 1 of kind events out there".
The face you make after winning and losing 50 cent bets for an hour!
There was also a comment from someone named “Ohio Bob”. Does that mean Mr. Hesley moved closer to visit his boy toy Little Chrissy? Or perhaps he’s buying a house for them to live together in when he goes broke and can no longer place those huge 50 cent bets??
Also check out the new Official Hair Cut for the Inner Circle Jerk Offs! Just like they’re mentor Chrissy, no hair on top and a chia Inner Circle ring in the front!!
That’s a great 😊 question 🙋*♂️ by BM in the comments above 👆 Folks
What bank roll do we need to martingale sorry 😞 Mitchellgale 5 times at a 50c starting bet?
Now if I understand the Mitchellgate road to riches strategy correctly you never 👎 go past 5 Mitchellgale bets so that would be
0.5
1
2
4 = 7 bucks 50c (which of course we turn into 1007.50 bucks by the end of the day before cashing out the 1000 bucks and start again tomorrow
However do we cover ourselves for going to the 5th Mitchellgale another 8 bucks , that’s 15.5 bucks (luckily Chrissy can still use his fingers and toes to add that up) or and forgive my stupidity Folks but do we cover ourselves for going past the 5th Mitchellgale in the as rare as the second coming likelihood that we lose 5 consecutive Mitchellgales (16 bucks 31.5 bucks total) Champers required to help add this up or he would do if anyone knew where the fuck he is.
I would be grateful for any advice Folks
I hope those dead broke loser construction workers over the way don’t discover a couple of unexpected parcels when they turn up one day 😀
For a man who brags about having no ego, it seems odd he'd name a betting system after himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
He also clarified the difference between a martingale (technically double the last bet, but triple if its dozens or columns) is "it can be 2x, 3x, or even 4x" in other words bet whatever amount you need to get hard from and hope it wins to make those bigly 50c profits quicker.
You guys need to follow "kingthings" on youtube he has turned $100 into 100k, playing LIMBO. Haha. No footage of it but as soon as he wins 50k more he will be ready to discuss.
Apparently Stake.com is just giving away money. hahahaaaaaa