Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Chrissy in the morning...







Stacy has to wake up next to this Buffoon.
Imagine if this idiot was the first thing you see every morning.

It wouldn’t be so bad if he was good for something, but he’s good for absolutely NOTHING. Not one fucking positive thing. 100% Human Garbage.

Stacy, next time he wants you to go to the gym and push weights around for his stupid videos, you tell him no, the Tuna Coochie doesn’t need to be on the loose. You need to be at home working with Champers, so he won’t be developmentally delayed even further than he already is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U9C77oObbw

If you guys want an absolute belly laugh, watch this video by our favorite cockroach. I’m waiting for day when he claims he’s The GOAT of sports betting. He might be the squarest of square bettors. Nothing but favorites, high moneylines, and PARLAY bets. LOLOLOL!!!! Listening to him try and explain the process of placing a bet is comical. I only wish I could book his bets. I’d be a millionaire!!! Oh Chrissy. You’re an idiot.

https://youtu.be/wB2ikosS4Fs

His recent video shows just how “Green” he is when it comes to sports gambling.

At the 5:20 mark:

Chrissy: “Favorites lose all the time”

Chrissy: “I don’t know who comes up with these predictions” (referring to who sets the lines)

How does a progressional gambler not understand how the lines are set???



I must give Chrissy a little bit of credit for putting his picks out prior to the games tonight. However, as a scammer this is the dumbest thing he could have done. He bet multiple 4 or more team parlays. The odds of winning just one of the parlay cards are slim. Obviously the buffoon didn’t think this one out. As a scammer betting a 4 team parlay is beyond stupid regardless of if it hits or not. His low IQ followers don’t see the entire picture. Even if he hits 3 out of 4 on one card, the victims are going to see he won nothing regardless of hitting 3/4. His best case senecio, he wins a parlay for a hundred something bucks. Just when I think Chrissy can’t be any more regarded - He surprises me.

Chris you are probably the only asshole who lives in LV who places sport bets exclusively with an online unregulated book like Betonline.ag. There are dozens of casino apps that you should be using that are regulated and still allow you to bet from the comfort of your own home. Add to this the government cutting down on unregulated sites as more and more states legalize sports betting, and it’s as clear as day why you are still on this site.

Roulette is unbeatable, there is absolutely no debate on that. Sports is tough as hell to beat and takes a lot of time and effort to even have a chance to beat it. Any suckers you have left will inevitably lose everything they deposit. You think it’s less of a scam because you make your affiliate money indirectly? BTW you should keep showing us the full screen of Betonline.ag. I’m sure you will be fine with your face covering the URL.

Where were we with Chrissy?

9 betting systems so far, all proven losers?

So now, not TOUTING, but just betting 4-team parlays?

10 betting systems now. 10 losing systems, 0 winners.

Only way this guy makes money is suckas joining his $400/1000 Facebook Inner Circle jerk and a BetOnline affiliate link. Probably several hundred from leftover multi-level marketing schemes. Eventually he might get his $600 a month Youtube Channel money re-instated (for a while).

CM is pure Entertainment and simultaneously a scammer that hurts the most vulnerable/gullible. We can only do what we can; I'll take the entertainment I receive from his videos as payment for helping reduce the fleecing factor by helping expose his scams...that's all!

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Originally Posted by PositiveVariance

His recent video shows just how “Green” he is when it comes to sports gambling.

At the 5:20 mark:

Chrissy: “Favorites lose all the time”

Chrissy: “I don’t know who comes up with these predictions” (referring to who sets the lines)

How does a progressional gambler not understand how the lines are set???



I must give Chrissy a little bit of credit for putting his picks out prior to the games tonight. However, as a scammer this is the dumbest thing he could have done. He bet multiple 4 or more team parlays. The odds of winning just one of the parlay cards are slim. Obviously the buffoon didn’t think this one out. As a scammer betting a 4 team parlay is beyond stupid regardless of if it hits or not. His low IQ followers don’t see the entire picture. Even if he hits 3 out of 4 on one card, the victims are going to see he won nothing regardless of hitting 3/4. His best case senecio, he wins a parlay for a hundred something bucks. Just when I think Chrissy can’t be any more regarded - He surprises me.

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Chrissy, you don't have to just beat the books ***well in your case, BOOK***, you have to beat the expensive juice too. Let me Chrissy-splain it to you: you're not that good.

I don't know, lazy?

The fucking website banner on the site he's showing on his nearly struck out Youtube channel keeps advertising "BetOnline" stuff.

Does he think he's the Golden Hebrew Slave slayer now and won't get a strike for that?

Chrissy, don't go changing to please me: I'm getting my value.

https://youtu.be/wB2ikosS4Fs

Good evening Folks still catching up but feel compelled to comment , I wasn’t aware that you are the Pussys 🐱 From America 😃

Has someone upset 😭 KD again , my money 💵 will be on Mr Jeff 👍

So he finally posted his 100% Baccarat strategy. Looks like a video he likely shot in January but never posted (he was pissed off at the time due to lack of birthday gifts). But clearly this isn’t from now. He is thinner, talks about being in the casinos a lot in recent months (which he has recently said he has not been) and he refers to “private Facebook group” as opposed to “inter circle.”

Bottom line…who is going to take the time to drive to a casino to try and get just one win and then leave? Nobody. So maybe this is a set up for what will now be the same strategy using online Roulette. Heck, if you’re targeting just one win in five tries the game you play won’t matter much…assuming you’re not playing the both wheel.

And the countdown to selling sports picks continues. Sports is now his number one thing to bet on. Baccarat, where he wins 100% of the time is only number 3 now. Go figure. And did you know that you have an advantage over the casino the more money you have? I never knew that. I must be delusional

https://youtu.be/i43GdGrpg1w

Word is that Señor Titties is coming out with a HOW TO WIN AT THE STREET’S. He is going to teach his 3-Card Monte and Shell Game WINNING STRATEGY’S to those that join his inner circle jerk.

Thank God for Cheetos to Rip him apart in front of the camera in a clear and eloquent manner, with a French Canadian twist! Unlike Mumble Man… alright…now...alright.

https://youtu.be/SYcEpcIcn64

Wow 😮 🤩 😯
I was never a true believer in our dear leader Chrissy 99% casino winning strategy , I was always the 1%er 😞 😌 😔 who got rammed with a John Holmes size portion in the back passage on my my 6th marty 😢
HOWEVER PRAISE THE LORD 🙏 my brother from etc has now converted me with his sports ⚽️ picks.

Kyle said that England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 would beat Croatia 🇭🇷 1-0 in the European football ⚽️ (soccer] championships and although sceptical 🧐 I decided to have 5 new English pounds on that very outcome and although I don’t expect all you Pussys From America 🇺🇸 😸 don’t expect to know what I am on about fortunately there is at least one ☝️ on your country persons who knows his onions 🧅

Thanks ☺️ for the tip Chrissy 👍

I bet you lot wished I was still in a coma 😃

Fuck me drunk 🥴
Just noticed the size of Chrissy Stallone muscles. The couple of stone I have lost on life support Chrissy has put on through sheer blood 🩸 sweat 😓 and tears 😭 in the gym with not a needle 💉 in sight

I foresee a lose weight in 30 days with the Mitchell’s program on the horizon

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Originally Posted by Mrhorney

Just noticed the size of Chrissy Stallone muscles. The couple of stone I have lost on life support Chrissy has put on through sheer blood 🩸 sweat 😓 and tears 😭 in the gym with not a needle 💉 in sight

I foresee a lose weight in 30 days with the Mitchell’s program on the horizon

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Hold that thought Horney Man, a recent photo of Chrissy surfaced that may be quite telling. Here is the supposedly clean body builder with some sort of apparatus attached to his arm with tubes running down to either an IV drip or blood pressure reading device.



Perhaps someone with more intricate knowledge of this device could elaborate, but something tells me if he had to monitor his high blood pressure while eating, he is probably on some sort of PED or substance that would cause it to spike! Or if they are IV tubes, then he is possibly weaning off said substance.

Great catch.

BTW, it is highly unlikely he would wear a blood pressure device while eating. You're supposed to sit straight without eating, moving, or talking while monitoring blood pressure.

I would be shocked if Chrissy's size gains were natural, especially at age 42.

Well that took exactly one week for our roided up clown to promote his “winning sports betting strategies” and to try and sell them. For just a small fee you can now pay him and copy this overnight professional sports bettor bet for bet. It’s just that simple folks. Also, our friend has also found one of the oldest betting strategies in the book in betting the chase system. Pick a 3-4 game series and martingale until you win one unit. I’m sure Chrissy thinks this is new found glory when in fact this system has been around for years. Oh, and Chrissy, it doesn’t work. What happens when your team gets swept? Despite what you think, it happens. One last bit of information. For any of you who have invested in Chrissy’s money making strategies, according to him you should want to just cut a check for him and pay him for his glorious knowledge that he’s blessing upon us. Check out around the 16 minute mark of this shit show.

https://youtu.be/1JQ-M9TWK1U

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Originally Posted by RMS9

Well that took exactly one week for our roided up clown to promote his “winning sports betting strategies” and to try and sell them. For just a small fee you can now pay him and copy this overnight professional sports bettor bet for bet. It’s just that simple folks. Also, our friend has also found one of the oldest betting strategies in the book in betting the chase system. Pick a 3-4 game series and martingale until you win one unit. I’m sure Chrissy thinks this is new found glory when in fact this system has been around for years. Oh, and Chrissy, it doesn’t work. What happens when your team gets swept? Despite what you think, it happens. One last bit of information. For any of you who have invested in Chrissy’s money making strategies, according to him you should want to just cut a check for him and pay him for his glorious knowledge that he’s blessing upon us. Check out around the 16 minute mark of this shit show.

https://youtu.be/1JQ-M9TWK1U

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I wish there was a way to bet on what Chrissy will do next. I could have retired by now with all the money I would have one correctly predicting what this guy has up his sleeve.

I wonder if now he’ll get bashed by the likes of Steve Stevens or Vegas Dave. Likely they’ll just laugh at him and consider him to be such a small player compared to them.

And BTW…martingaling in sports DOES NOT mean you are recovering your losses when you win. The odds change every day…especially in baseball. A team could be a big favorite one day and then a dog the next It all depends on the pitching and a few other factors. So just because you get a win in the third game of a series you don’t necessarily make a profit. In fact you may not even get your losses back.