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The only thing missing is this guy. Another well known “Christian”Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Meanwhile, the actual couple’s therapy mastermind proceeds without this “super” couple on a Yacht no less!
Is Chrissy's version of this a rowboat?Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozThe only thing missing is this guy. Another well known “Christian”Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Meanwhile, the actual couple’s therapy mastermind proceeds without this “super” couple on a Yacht no less!
And, "take your marriage where its never been" definitely sounds like its for swingers.
As others have also pointed out, its interesting the fun things Keithy gets up to when Chrissy isnt there.
Looks like our great hero is still living his best life selling baccarat classes , Jesus classes his own ass and mouth.
When this thread 1st started I kept saying I hope cm keeps the con game going because KD hated cm for living the good scammer life….. now 2 years has past and many of you fellas might be alil obsessed with the homo scammer.
CM don’t stop the scam you keep the fellas in here very busy.
Probably should have thought twice before posting this. Shame on me. @Druff, I tried to see if I could delete this post but didn’t see an option. Can you remove?Quote:
Originally Posted by RMS9For anyone who wants to involve poor Stacy’s daughter, we have her IG account.
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Originally Posted by BaccaratDegen
Its the Idiot father trope from Simpsons and Family guy, mixed with the amorality trope from Its Always Sunny and What we do in ths shadows, with a gambling/scamming theme.
Theres a brit sitcom from the 70s called "Some mother do 'ave 'em" except the lead character was a kind hearted simpleton, so theres that too.
As for The Chrissy show: On a good week, its what, 3x 30 minute "episodes" of idiocy.
Add in the "you know hes going to do something stupid, just how stupid" and it keeps it fresh and interesting.
Chrissy Prescott reppin pride month with a fruity cocktail, something he’s had plenty of in more ways than one! Also wearing his best pre-ripped Holy shirt from his dancing at The Blue Oyster collection!!
Must mean the masturbation mind meeting was a failure and they lost their asses just like on his Birthday Booty Bash in January!
https://youtu.be/VC0ySu4oVSM
Also looks like that Ryobi Guy(Paul) was all talk and no follow through! He was too busy making Home Depot product videos for his 22 subscribers the last few days and seemingly didn’t show up after saying he would!
I love how he is trying to match the Craft masterminds both operationally as well as visually. From other photos he posted it looks like he had 14 people (down from 20 the last time). No sign of Pene, Brandon, Jeff, or Paul. But apparently that one large girl with the glasses loves giving him money. She was back again.
Chrissy still sporting that same shirt he’s had for the past 10 years…despite the new sneakers.
Pesky speeliing coreccttor , Krypton
Is this group for real or a photoshop?
The big girl could do with some major Chrissy mlm miracle fruit smoothie drink and a few personal training sessions from the one and only.
The collective amount of brain cells amongst this assortment of masterminds is likely a record low for a group of this size.
My God 14000 bucks donated to that retard plus whatever exs incurred.
I recall the one of the deeply missed and lamented Sir Jeffrey Dime vids when he said that any advice from Chrissy is worth less than shit 💩 because even shit has a value when you spread it around your rose 🌹 bushes.
I see Child #1 is involved. (Designated baby sitter for Bubs when the info sessions/gambling time/dinners are on). Family business now I see.
I still chuckle that people come see 82.5 IQ man for $1k of their hard earned money.
At first I thought this was the inside of "The Deuce", that public transport bus that runs up and down the strip. I now assume Chrissy paid for this to get his flock to the downtown casinos.
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Originally Posted by TheRiversThe collective amount of brain cells amongst this assortment of masterminds is likely a record low for a group of this size.
Wouldnt surprise me if there were a few punters like Sam who dont want to appear on camera for any of this nonsense.
Keithy shows a boat, so Chrissy shows.....a bus?Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum WarsI see Child #1 is involved. (Designated baby sitter for Bubs when the info sessions/gambling time/dinners are on). Family business now I see.
I still chuckle that people come see 82.5 IQ man for $1k of their hard earned money.
At first I thought this was the inside of "The Deuce", that public transport bus that runs up and down the strip. I now assume Chrissy paid for this to get his flock to the downtown casinos.
Chrissy should have probably stayed closer to the casinos he was gambling at.
This could have been solved with 2 limos and looked a lot better.
Very Doubtful Rivers. these morons are proud of showing their face with this tool and most realize they’ve been doxxed by us and have to double down on the “teachings” as being worth the money.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversThe collective amount of brain cells amongst this assortment of masterminds is likely a record low for a group of this size.
Wouldnt surprise me if there were a few punters like Sam who dont want to appear on camera for any of this nonsense.
One notable exception missing is Good old Brown Nose Brandon!?! He’s usually front and center for these events and shills for Chrissy harder than a Colt studios audition tape! Why isn’t he there? Perhaps he went busto following his hero’s great advice?? Or did he finally realize the jig is up and he can’t afford to pay to hang out with the only midget shorter & uglier than him?
He did post comments on Bob Hesley’s “winning session” FB post. But other than that he’s been a ghost on social media. Did the pressure of this forum finally crack his little Rat faced head?? Inquiring minds wanna know?
**Footnote** I’m sure Brandon and Chrissy will now post a testimonial how they won all their money back from all the losses and the 3% blue print is working on the 6th attempt! It’s so nice to know we can Goad the Bloat into showing his hand by simply making a post on this thread and he runs to YT, FB and Instagram to respond. Only to end up give us great material to make fun of and expose him further! Lmao!!
I don’t see Brandon in the picture of the 14 people outside.
On the bus there is this guy, in the picture below. Also, the guy in the picture is not in the picture of the 14.
Is it Brandon?
The event took place at Resorts…but it would appear that for gambling they went to Circa. Hmmmm.
Rivers, Just to make sure we’re talking about the same guy, I circled his head. I see the guy in the picture of the 14 sitting directly to the guys left in the bus picture. The guy in question on the bus has a goatee.
Chrissy’s brilliant Baccarat teachings at work…
1. You must have no fear!!! Lol! Yup the bug-eyed guy at the table sitting with a deer in the headlights expression looks real fearless, hahahaha! And the the jerkoff’s reaction behind him would indicate he just lost! Bahahaha, yup $1000 well spent there folks! Ryobi Guy is too busy giving goo goo eyes to Chrissy to even sit at the table. And judging by those Mountains of chips in front of the 4 idiots seated, I’d say they lost AGAIN!!!
And where is their fearless leader? Didn’t he promise for ANOTHER $1000 you get to match him “bet for bet” ?? Seems like he’s too busy hiding behind the camera to actually put up a bet! Guess when You fleece the same idiots 4 times in a year for $1000 annnnnnd get a one time recurring payment of $99, you become too scared to put it on the felt! He was probably playing 50 cent roulette in his mid-week comped room while the circle jerkoffs threw away their life savings!
"Now remember everyone, look the complete opposite of 'having fun and winning'. That'll trick those broke douch bag haters".Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorChrissy’s brilliant Baccarat teachings at work…
1. You must have no fear!!! Lol! Yup the bug-eyed guy at the table sitting with a deer in the headlights expression looks real fearless, hahahaha! And the the jerkoff’s reaction behind him would indicate he just lost! Bahahaha, yup $1000 well spent there folks! Ryobi Guy is too busy giving goo goo eyes to Chrissy to even sit at the table. And judging by those Mountains of chips in front of the 4 idiots seated, I’d say they lost AGAIN!!!
And where is their fearless leader? Didn’t he promise for ANOTHER $1000 you get to match him “bet for bet” ?? Seems like he’s too busy hiding behind the camera to actually put up a bet! Guess when You fleece the same idiots 4 times in a year for $1000 annnnnnd get a one time recurring payment of $99, you become too scared to put it on the felt! He was probably playing 50 cent roulette in his mid-week comped room while the circle jerkoffs threw away their life savings!
For what it’s worth, I went and looked at one of Brandon’s videos where he is changing a lock. He is wearing the same style brown and white bracelet as the guy on the bus.
The thing that is strange is if this is him, why isn’t he in the other pictures? Especially with the 14 retards? Seems like Chrissy would want as many as possible in that picture, to try and illustrate a large turnout. Maybe Brandon wants to keep a low profile since he may be getting a lot of shit by being associated with Chrissy.
I’m sure Chrissy will put out a video today and if Rat boy is there, I’m sure he will be on display.
Finally a new video!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fohQIIHJ2SY
Why does he ALWAYS WITHOUT EXCEPTION describe the size of the bathrooms in every hotel room by how many people you could fit in the shower? Is that an American thing? I had never heard anybody do that before I started watching his videos. It just sounds like such a weird fact, why would 4 people shower at the same time?
He’s scouting new filming locations for his upcoming Colt Studios cumback.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
Kyle Prescott starring in “I dropped the soap” & “Three’s Company….in my ass”
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Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
Da fuck is wrong with this asshole and his constant lies? You fly on Spirit on a "Big Front Seat", which costs about $75 more per seat than Spirit's "lowest discount prices available for travel in the sky" and then you lie to your viewers and tell them you "only fly first class" cause you are a VIP high roller! Laughable!!!
Lemme tell you this Chris: You're an obscene, obtuse fraud and that's all you will ever be...
Chrissy's seat from that video:
Spirit Airline's Big Front Seat:
The new vid kind of sucks....UNTIL the end where his already utterly backward world view goes even more askew. The uber-retarded take on Christianity is worth the watch.
Quick review of Chrissy's latest video, him posing with money in a white dressing gown
"Life As A VIP High Roller At The Casino- Christopher Mitchell Shows You What It's Really Like."
Should be interesting given his rants about hosts and having to agree to play through to get comps.
Video is 34ms long and likely full of nonsense.
TLDR:
Someone told Chrissy to include music in his video.
That person underestimated how badly Chrissy could take a simple concept and fuck it up.
No gambling shown, no evidence of any profit from his sessions where he claimed he was going to win $10k.
Otherwise, a lot of the normal show off a suite, some food, the pool and claim to be a millionaire.
Gets very religiously weird at the end.
For anyone with "sainted mother" in their bingo card, he gave a very brief tug at that story.
Full version:
And Chrissy being the acclaimed film maker that he is opens with Stacey looking frustrated and the girl child looking like she doesnt give a fuck.
Non-Verbal Bubs is looking out the window, probably dreaming of a life with loving parents.
They on the plane in "first class" which looks very shabby vs real first class on normal flights, but this is Chrissy after all.
And 2m 26s we hear likely a complete lie "Soon, I'll be flying in my own private jet. Mark my words"
So, hes indulging in millionaire fantasy and "words have power".
3m he flashes his $25k because he claims "people ask what the story with tSA and large amounts of money is".
Normally he'd fan it out, and run it through his Money Counter Playset, but because hes on the plane, we just see a quick shot of paper in a bag.
He is relatively calm in this part, as opposed to that video awhile ago where he hid money in Stacey's bra and then filmed in the bathroom.
His gesticulation of the bra in that video was subpar to say the least.
4m20s Despite Chrissy being "rich", his luggage and flight were delayed, will he throw a tantrum?
In an odd twist, the girl child has to take her own luggage, but Chrissy has Paul [the limo driver] scoot Chrissy's luggage for him.
7m 29s Chrissy shows off the Florida windows .
The suite is actually somewhat reasonable.
Then again, he needs to splash the cash to keep the mugs thinking he is legit.
There's also a Florida mirror as well.
At least one thing Chrissy did right for this was getting the girl child her own room, at the other end of the suite as far away from him, Stacey and NVB.
And, despite Chrissy claiming to be rich, and given benefits from it [including his alledged fame]
He couldnt get a table at "Carvers" because they didnt make a reservation.
He claims it was due to arriving late, but lets be honest, he could have booked the day before
or if he had a host, he could have gotten some poor people removed.
13m They find themselves as Viva a mexican themed resturant.
14m 33s Chrissy shows the merchant copy receipt with $216 bill and $100 tip
He then claims hes successful because he is generous and tips very very well.
15m 30s, flops out his $25k bankroll, and says hes off to win $10k at Baccy and Spinny.
Very oddly the shot now changes to Chrissy ordering roomservice from the suite.
He doesnt sound particularly happy either but that might be his butch voice.
17m 20s He flashes a can of Monster despite claims roughly 2 weeks ago he was giving it up [revoked in a more recent video where he had a dozen cans, but remember kids, he is _NOT_ addicted to it]
Claims he made some money gambling, but no evidence to this point.
19m the room service attendants turn up.
Oddly one is wearing a mask but the other one isnt.
20m 35s NVB points at the camera and oooooooooks something that sounds a lot like "Da".
He might need to be called Bubs from here onwards.
He then excitedly oooooks at the food.
22m Chrissy now claims he is the only gambler and the only youtuber that will show you what he just showed you.
That would seem to be "ordering a lot of food and having it set up".
Apparently that also means he must be a millionaire.
23m He goes down to poolside and has some hideous music that is meant to make you think he is a hip millionaire funster and you could live that same lifestyle.
25m he now has terrible almost country music style music.
I'm sure as a milljonaire he could license some really cool music, have a theme song, and be a boss.
Assumedly either he has used copyright free/royalty free music, or his video will be taken off youtube fairly soon.
Despite the girl child being included in the carverSteak resturant scene, no mention of any food for her.
Dessert looked like Turd Surprise with extra Turd and extra Surprise.
28m 06s: He shows the receipt (cant tell if customer or merchant copy) and the food + tax is $399.90
He adds on a $150.10 tip to bring it to $550
What a tool.
28m 47s now Chrissy starts with his story on the price he ahd to pay to become a "millionaire".
29m 30s claims he and his wife got deep in debt and then does his cocksucker laugh which usually means its a complete lie
30m 20s claims he remembers living that meager lifestyle like it was yesterday
Given what we have seen of the furnitureless bunker thats pretty close to the truth.
31m 5s He's now claiming God put the desire in his heart to help millions of people, and apparently gambling is the way to do that.
Now its really getting weird, claims he's a prince, and women are princesses and christians are supposed to be rich.
He asks the question have you ever found someone from royalty who was poor?
No, but a lot of them end up in sticky situations, and a few have been imprisoned.
32m he gives a quick intro to the sainted mother story but fortunately keeps it brief.
Fortunately he wraps it up with claims hes the rgeat gambler, greatest gambling consultant and you should join his inner circle.
Latest short video
https://youtu.be/N9Pq0L8-zUY
UtahDrone hits it out of the park with a video less than 2 minutes that sums up the bulk of chrissy's 30+ minute video.
Solid work as always.
BWB, I made a variation of the video you requested. Maybe not exactly what you had in mind.
https://youtu.be/-cKHVb62kZ4
Well, Chrissy is either becoming a pro wrestler or going back to Colt Studios with this one…
Who takes pictures of themselves in a changing room? Probably someone who doesn’t intend to buy the clothes and is “trying them on” before returning them!
Lol at him being too fat to zip up his pants! He’s used to doing photoshoots that are “No Suits Required!” And the name belongs to one of the Greatest Tag Teams of all time!
But don’t worry Kyle, you can always pitch the idea to Colt Studios of a movie called… “Men on a Missionary Position!” You can play the part of the late Mabel and have two BBCs spread your short stubby legs and penetrate you, wouldn’t be the first time!!
Two small notes from the "vip highroller" white bathrobe video comment section:
Chrissy was asked if he did win the $10k he said he was going to win, and another question in the same post.
He ignored the question about winning the $10k, so safe to say it didnt happen.
Serpentstar started a ramble in a different post about the civil forfiture and dont talk to the police because he knows from experience.
He seems a bit special.
I just want to know how a group of 4 people (3 if you don’t count the little bit that Bubs eats) manage to run up $260 at a Mexican place when only one of them actually gets an entre. I mean…I know one of the big knocks on Resorts World is that it is horribly overpriced throughout. But even still…I can only image how much extra food these people order just to show how they have money. There is little chance they eat everything they order.
Not a huge surprise there. Given that anything he claims he’s going to do on video is quickly dropped shortly after with no mention whatsoever! In recent months it was the April masturbation mind meeting that vanished without a peep, the Workout videos that were supposed to be posted, the daily prayer videos, the 30 day Blackjack challenge dropped after 6 days, and the “investment” that he admittedly was afraid to make that we’ve heard nothing of at all!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Couple that with the Bitcoin investing videos and the infamous trip to Orleans with Lucy and Gary!!! That’s quite a treasure chest of entertaining material waiting to be unearthed!
Pompsie is back and doing slot videos now! Guess his roulette martingale session days are over!
https://youtu.be/XDz4CJtWEdE
He does however follow the Chrissy playbook of slot expertise to the letter! Which is simply; plop down on a random penny slot machine with no idea of the payouts, don’t use a player card and max bet until it hits for a small win & then cash out! Rinse and repeat while proclaiming you’re some kind of slot expert even though you don’t understand the payout is in lieu of your wager and you can’t actually say you won $40 on a $5 bet, when in fact you really won $35 on a $5 bet!
They even mess up on the second “session” and play on a Nickel Machine and get a lucky hit for $75, not realizing until after, they were about to donk off $18 a spin and go busto if it weren’t for a lucky early payout of $75 minus the $18 wagered!!
He starts losing on the last machine and you can hear him getting worried as it dwindles to less than $280, but alas it triggers a mercy bonus which pays him back $96 and he quickly panics and cashes out realizing his luck is running out! He sounds like a complete tourist the whole time but remains positive and upbeat. Unlike a whiny midget we know who cries for a jackpot on EVERY single spin and then proclaims he doubled his money, when in reality he netted 77 cents profit from an airport slot machine!
Well…I don’t know what’s going to happen first.
Chrissy getting a private jet as claimed in that God awful video…
or…
Chrissy ending up in a private jail cell…
Keep the good work up guys and the heat on Chrissy Bottoms.
Mastermind Event highlights!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNDjUhx8FpM
Just watching this video today and there would appear to be at least 10 people who came to the first event. So that means they have paid anywhere from $1000 to $2000 (depending on if there was an inner circle discount) plus travel expenses and meals for both locations. Somehow I don’t think they recovered that money playing stadium Roulette.
These people are clearly needy and it’s sad to see. I’m not sure if they believe that Chrissy is their friend or just their coach. Clearly if they think he’s their friend they need to go watch any of his videos where he talks about the “law of association.” Sure…they want to associate with him because they think that will make them rich….but he has stated again and again that he would never associate with people who aren’t rich. Light bulbs should be going on right there.
Today's video is less than 9 minutes long so I wont bother with much of a commentary on it.
The highlight around 3 minute mark is he doesnt mention blacky when he mentions Spinny, Baccky and sports betting.
Quite possibly he's realised his no bust a nut strategy is idiotic.
3m mark he walk around the pool, again with terrible music.
Very brief scene of people playing the stadium version of roulette.
Brandon seems to have lost weight, [assumedly cant afford to eat].
6m they end up at a resturant and natch Chrissy has to show off his food.
After that we seen the infamous Baccky table scene
Then we are "blessed" with chrissy grinning like an idiot leading his merry band out of the casino.
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As others have suggested, Brandon is trimming down for his exciting new career in chrissy's old career.
Well…at least he told the truth about something…Yes. Someone did make money. HE made money based on getting paid by these foolish people.
Well..Brandon made a dollar from that one woman during his pole dance.
Boy it was sad seeing all those sheep in Chrissy's video... actually putting faces to the suckers paying him $1000-$2000 to listen to him spout (losing) nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Why the fuck is Reese there? Presumably her dad didn't have to allow her to leave the state, right? Especially alone with Chrissy, whose presence led to Stacy losing custody in the first place? Very bizarre. She seems like a sweet girl. She shouldn't be exposed to the Chrissy and Stacy Scam Life, let alone be used as a prop for it.
I have to imagine Brandon went on a diet because he hasn't been able to get a girlfriend since the last one dumped him, and was blaming it on his weight. If he continues to fail, it's good to see that he might be able to take on a "bear" role in the gay community. I'm sure Chrissy can make some introductions.