what fucking oil company is up 100% ytd?
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what fucking oil company is up 100% ytd?
1k WYNN at 85.45. Big ass buyer came in. I'll play along.
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Originally Posted by Krypt
Chesapeake might be one of the hottest. Not sure of %, but been on fire.
(Only recently tho, so bleh, LOL) Barely up YTD.
TSLA been trying to get 205 March 11 Puts
Triple top. I snoozed
Cheers, shorted 201 (1k)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
That was such a sweet spot after this TSLA run ... Triple top on a Friday ... When we are due for a pull back in the marketsQuote:
Originally Posted by DJ_ChapsCheers, shorted 201 (1k)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Was fishing for a taste of March 11 205 Put under $7. Now $8++++
I am so burned out. I haven't seen anything like this in a loooong time.
I can tell I am getting a lot looser. Losing a lot of my regard for what money is really worth.
I gotta take a break. But how can you walk away.
I feel ya. Honestly I only see numbers on a screen. $$$ doesn't mean anything to me obv. Maybe if it were stacked up in front of me it would be different.Quote:
Originally Posted by SanlmarThat was such a sweet spot after this TSLA run ... Triple top on a Friday ... When we are due for a pull back in the marketsQuote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
Was fishing for a taste of March 11 205 Put under $7. Now $8++++
I am so burned out. I haven't seen anything like this in a loooong time.
I can tell I am getting a lot looser. Losing a lot of my regard for what money is really worth.
I gotta take a break. But how can you walk away.
I like how your ETE acted at the close so I jumped on board. 5k @ 8.32. 9s on Monday babaayyyyy
Yeah I'm having my 42k shares called away today. Will re-enter Monday morning with 30k shares and will let ride. Was doing weekly options and did pretty well...around $35k for the month, but I think this one has some upside potential in the short term. That said it will probably be $5 by the end of next week.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
You are right, not YTD. More like 3 weeks to date. CHK & SDRL went bonkers. Gold miners exploded like crazy (AU, ABX, IAG, CDE, AUY, RGLD). Tons of other garbage exploded higher too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
I follow a few bears on twitter and they are crying. Some of them have gone bust the past 3 weeks. All the hated and bashed sectors exploded the past few weeks and destroyed lots of folks. If you can get the timing right, these are the weeks that can make your year or even 2 years. If you are on the wrong, time to look for the nearest bridge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Look at LNCO today. A stock that will be bankrupt in a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by snake_in_the_assYou are right, not YTD. More like 3 weeks to date. CHK & SDRL went bonkers. Gold miners exploded like crazy (AU, ABX, IAG, CDE, AUY, RGLD). Tons of other garbage exploded higher too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
LNCO went bonkers.Quote:
Originally Posted by PoohLook at LNCO today. A stock that will be bankrupt in a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by snake_in_the_ass
CANV is my god today. Still holding from .155, almost sold .35 when it was held up there for a bit.
STILL HOLDING THIS BEAST. CLOSED AT .66 TODAY. DUMP 1/2 TOMORROW.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_ChapsLNCO went bonkers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pooh
CANV is my god today. Still holding from .155, almost sold .35 when it was held up there for a bit.
SUCK COCK MUCH, ELIOT?
May get $40 for first time in 2016 Thursday. Currently $39.20 and surging.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_ChapsSTILL HOLDING THIS BEAST. CLOSED AT .66 TODAY. DUMP 1/2 TOMORROW.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
SUCK COCK MUCH, ELIOT?
http://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil
HTBX GOD
got in 1.50, 20-25 min later out @ 2.30.
Company spokesperson unaware of reason for the move today. May be a pump n dump promotion.
Only had 5k shares tho.
Chaps if you keep having good returns why can't you scrape up some funds to have a go with real money?Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
Cmoney $5k PFA fund?
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Originally Posted by simpdogChaps if you keep having good returns why can't you scrape up some funds to have a go with real money?Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
Cmoney $5k PFA fund?
literally just piss poor enough to be unable to allow a fund to grow into a reasonable starting amount.
maybe i need to find a way to monetize a small blogsite with hot picks etc. throw a few freebies on twitter as I attempt to become a paid service of sorts. have a lot of fellow traders, fund guys following me now, but I never post picks on there.
Either way, I vow to be back in action sooner than later.
you'll be broke within a week, dumbfuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_ChapsQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
literally just piss poor enough to be unable to allow a fund to grow into a reasonable starting amount.
maybe i need to find a way to monetize a small blogsite with hot picks etc. throw a few freebies on twitter as I attempt to become a paid service of sorts. have a lot of fellow traders, fund guys following me now, but I never post picks on there.
Either way, I vow to be back in action sooner than later.
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Originally Posted by Kryptyou'll be broke within a week, dumbfuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
Do you get tired of heckling people better than you, Eliot? This thread is for people into the markets, so go eat a bullet. My results (paper money or not) speak for themselves.
edit: can't believe I wasted post #2500 on a bottom 2% user here.
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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
LOL PUMP AND DUMP CONFIRMED, GLAD I DUMPED YESTERDAY. COMPANY HAD SAID THEY HAD NO IDEA WHY IT JUMPED, BUT THE CROOKS SURE TOOK THE TIME TO SLING OUT AN OFFERING OF OVER 9 MIL SHARES AT 50% OF YESTERDAYS CLOSE (OK, LIKELY WAS ALREADY IN THE WORKS). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. MEGA VOLUME TODAY.
Let's see yours, Eliot.
edit: lol forgot to crop it. oh well. point stands.
Doesn't the market scare the piss out of you right now?
We had a great relief rally. I called it the weekend before it started. Feb 13. You gotta remember what it was like then. Bears everywhere.
The Fed says it is willing to continue its loose money policy. Why? Cause the global economy sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
US Steel lays off workers.
Trying to game a bubble is dangerous. Never underestimate how far it can overshoot, as well - so it's a very cool story.
I feel like the good news bad news seesaw is about to tip the other way. What will be the story or event people latch onto now?
Got this spammy text about a penny stock
Fr:postmaster@imanbplm.org
Su:** ACNV ** Spring Monster Penny Stock Pick! Strong Buy!
Man am I kicking myself for not buying. Thing has been a rocket ship though $10. No way Wall Street let's this one fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daly
REGIONAL AIRLINES IS THE PLAY THIS WEEK BOYS AND GIRLS.
BIDDING WAR OVER VIRGIN AMERICA BETWEEN JETBLUE AND ALASKA AIR.
$VA I GOT IN TODAY, IM VERY LATE BUT THIS WILL POP FURTHER ON THIS BIDDING. 2.5K SHARES AT 37.806 AVG
52 WK HIGH OF 39.12, ALL TIME HIGH OF 45.43.
VERY LOW RISK BUYING UNDER 40 IMO, AS I FEEL THE WINNING BID WILL SURPASS THE ALL TIME HIGH.
LIMIT ORDERS!!!!! (CRAMER VOICE)
OH SHIT FOR REAL? FREEPORT MACGOD
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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
This was met with a pop, then a crowd of 'sell the news' types showed up. I really hate them unless I'm one of them.
Holding thru the weekend OBVIOUSLY.
Decided to make a random post in the 2p2 2016 trading thread the other day, randomly threw out one of my latest faves, WTW. Popped 5% the next day, but that's more of a medium longer term play. As long as Oprah doesn't cut the cord, it's a live play for 20+ again. Could be a long wait, but downside is limited in this range, IMO.
Why did ETE fizzle out fucker?Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
Looks like Alaska Air wins the bidding war. High print of 51 even, very early on before 5am EST. Bed time tho, so I will wake up to the buyout price.
Will set a limit order for my 2.5k FAKE shares at 50, and let em go at the open for w/e it's at then (will def be north of 50). $25k+ funny money on less than a week trade. Watch for my blog to blow up soon! lol SELLIN PICKS ON THE WEEKLY
Am I missing something here Chaps?
Tesla has 300,000 "orders" for their Model 3.
(I know, I know it's Elon Musk #'s but run with this)
It isn't expected to be delivered for 2 years. The "deposit" is only $1000.
Here's the thing that has me marking this event as some kind of nadir of the markets insanity.
The car is $35,000. The government will subsidize your purchase to the tune of $7500. Your financing will be like 0% for like 7 years.
If any of this TSLA story made any economic sense why all the subsidies?
TSLA is prolly financing this whole enterprise with damn near free Fed money.
The market is bidding up the Tesla story in the Wall Street casino with free chips.
Does Tesla even exist without Obama? What world am I living in?
The whole story is the height of our pimped out, propped up, bubble of a fiction gone mad.
Last week following Yellen I achieved the absolutely certainty that Hillary is gonna be in the Oval Office. Dem's wont allow her to be fucked with criminally. The Democrats & Obama won't allow the Fed to deflate the bubble. So everyone is happy - 401k never better.
In fact, the market will prolly set some new record before we are done and Obama will be hailed as the savior of the US economy. From possible Depression to record highs in 8 years. Greatest President ever?
We will meet our maker next year and Hillary will be giving Fireside chats and installing many fine new social programs to aid those selling pencils and apples on street corners.
But by then we will be taking delivery of a new Tesla.
I'm with you, hate it. SHould be a fraction of what it is now, share price wise. But, fuck, I won't even touch it with my funny money practice acct.
It's not a love or hate thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
It's dealers choice. I'll play whatever game they want to deal. "Don't fight the tape" as the old timers say. "Don't think, just trade what you see" is what I live by.
Things are a little slow compared to what we've been used to. I always worry that things will go dead and I will starve. The weakness in my game is forcing trades that just aren't there during slow times.
Did well in the first quarter so maybe I clip some coupons and catch up on sleep.
Knowing that next year we will have some epic sorting out to do fills my heart with gladness.
Can't wait.
You can make 10-15% in the stock market per week every week. Does anyone know how?
Next weeks trade will likely make roughly $3k on $25k invested. This past weeks trade was very similar.
Strategy is great for people who like gambling except you don't lose all your money if you lose.
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Originally Posted by Krypt
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Nice call on high yield as well. Very timely warning on your part and the entire community thanks you for your well wishes. Krypt likes to sell at the bottom.
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EDIT: Just so you all know, Krypt doesn't have $15k so in order to fund his buys he needs to leverage to the hilt. So not only is high likely paying high single digits percentage to borrow he also loses his shirt while doing so. It's a lose lose. That's how Krypt likes it. Actually it's lose lose lose because he looks in the mirror and he's still a fucking sand n-word.
How's that trade working out for ya?Quote:
Originally Posted by KryptI haven't been here in a while, but I can only assume you idiots are burning money at unfathomable clips.
LONG BONDS, SHORT EQUITIES HAS BEEN MY PLAY THE PAST TWO WEEKS. It will continue to be my position for all of 2016.
Energy will be outperform every sector in 3-5 years. High yield credit spread is worrying however, as I believe it's over 8bp now. Bankrupticies/restructurings will continue to weigh on crude futures.
If you can read this graph, it's all you really need to know:
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Excellent advice. If you try to use logic in the stock market game, you will get slaughtered. I know a few folks who have gone broke shorting TSLA because they thought the stock was overvalued.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Rule #1Quote:
Originally Posted by snake_in_the_assExcellent advice. If you try to use logic in the stock market game, you will get slaughtered. I know a few folks who have gone broke shorting TSLA because they thought the stock was overvalued.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Never short on valuation.
Rule #2
Do the opposite of Krypt.
Rule #3
Profit
Rule #4
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