would your attorney come on the radio, or agree to a taped interview? or maybe the 7-11 employee? it would be a way to add details, confirm the events
would your attorney come on the radio, or agree to a taped interview? or maybe the 7-11 employee? it would be a way to add details, confirm the events
lol at this dumbfuck yes bro his attorney who he paid 2500 to a year ago is going to come on radio
listen booger-eater, of course if the attorney wants to be paid for his time then no interview...but maybe he will agree, or at least make available the court filings/police reports to detail out the story
your right, he will probably ask to be paid rather than say no directly...because, when an attorney, doctor or accountant wants a large amount of money in a situation like that then its his polite way of saying no (so there, you know something more for reading this post)
Just wondering how did you know the officer's first name before you were arrested?
honestly how were you not way drunker im legit shocked at this angle of the story
also what kind of beer are you buying does beer even effect you anymore
had a glass of wine and an Absolut lemon drop at dinner with my mom
came home and downed a 24 ounce Coors Light and took a couple rips of the chron
didn't leave my apartment for another 2 hours
just bought (2) more 24 ouncers
(which were mysteriously missing when I picked up the Rover out of impound a day later)
hmmm
:wtf
youre drinking coors i had you pegged as a steel reserve man if you had to drink beer
rofl also seriously a lemon drop bro
OH LOOK AT THIS GREASY RUSSIAN MONSTER LATE TO THE PARTY
also mort brass tax what would it cost to have you run for mayor of whatever city u live in
ur gonna do it and ur gonna win half those towns no one wants to run cuz they get beheaded by cartels
YOU WILL REIGN FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
Bottomset must be dead if this big of a 'give me attention' softball from the good doctor has not roused him from his hole.
Police are fucking assholes but so are drunk drivers. Don't drink and drive, asshole.
drinking and driving is not a problem if you know what ur doing
i do it alot and guaranteed mort is 8x a better driver than some random gook
All drunks drink Bitch Light or Miller Light or some kind of light beer if they r gonna b drinking beer. Drunks r gonna drink min 12 beers going into the day or party and sometimes they may drink 30-35!! So weaker light beers r not only the right choice but the only choice. This has nothing to do with being cheap or being a bitch it has everything to do with not puking or feeling like a bloated cunt like most r who drink these Dark fcking fag beers. U can only drink so many of those fag beers without wanting to shit yourself or puke.
These brewers know this, they cater to white trash drunks, brothers with no cars and greasy spics who play video games. Water is the only way when u r gonna be a drunk/ If I want to drink something that taste like Folgers or one of your Fag Star Bux drinks I'd make a cup myself or order one. I had Jewdy pegged for a Natural Light or Keystone guy since day 1.
dang bg going hard on dark beer
what do they not have camo black in ur detroit wasteland
idiot if ur drinking trash get the best trash
It helps balance out my Chimay budget.
go need to budget bro
When Marty finally disappears from forums forever, it will be because he gets killed in a drunk driving accident or kills someone else and is sentenced to 30 years in a Mexican prison.
Also, antagonizing small town cops is one of the dumbest things you can do, but you can pretty much count on Pockles to always make the opposite of the right move when it comes to life decisions.
Imagine if you're a cop and you have to deal with pulling over a drunk Marty. Officer Fauver should be canonized a saint.
Comments Belly Buster: You gotta fight for your right to Marty
Holy shit
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10 pages by midnight, its never marty's fault, marty <3 lemon drops, officer fauver smoked all of marty's n-word weed, you call this a risotto james?
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whoever dropped you call this a risotto james is the goat
Drunk driving is bullshit.
Last week a guy I know was killed in a drunk driving accident. He also hit a guy head on and murdered him. Party all you want but keep your troubles off the road.
Ask one of the bar owners you know or someone else if they would be willing to deliver to you after hours for $20 extra on top of the booze and cigs. This is a hell of a lot cheaper than the $600 you laid out to the cops. I bet you already know a person who would be willing to keep an extra case or bottle at their place for when you call with money in hand.
if youd been watching them do this for 3 weeks and it was only a mile or whatever why didnt you walk to get your beers
do you understand how short marts legs are
also this is america idiot walking is for morons
the only thing I DRINK
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