stop pestering me on Skype you fucking obsessed eurotard
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stop pestering me on Skype you fucking obsessed eurotard
Marty,
Repeating yourself is not making good use of your post count.
took the kids out fishing in this lovely spring weather, drove down to the marina sober and got in the boat, the kind you own not charter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
The kids used a reel not tie strapped to the rod, over all great friday, wife still looks pretty damn good too.
coming soon: jewdonk.info 2.0 BAAAAAACK!!Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantiumtook the kids out fishing in this lovely spring weather, drove down to the marina sober and got in the boat, the kind you own not charter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
The kids used a reel not tie strapped to the rod, over all great friday, wife still looks pretty damn good too.
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Originally Posted by adamantiummarty a flush is not better than a full houseQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
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Originally Posted by Tyde
Your day sounded thoroughly fucking decent imo
Not one for mapping my day out either, and those days end up being the most memorable.
But the constant driving while absolutely trollied is really bad form...
Dealing with the consequences of your own actions is something you are no doubt prepared to accept.
But what about the game changing consequences a random young family might have to face after you've sent their vehicle ploughing head-on into a fat tree?
Could you live with that?.. I doubt you could.. would bring life as you know it to a grinding halt.
Appologies for coming across as an uppity little cunt, but the chances of that happening after a skinful are considerably less than say, binking a $10 tournament with a 15k field.
You're nothing special. The chances of that happening are just the same as any other drunk driver.
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Originally Posted by adamantium
Ebb and Tyde. Enjoyed the story. Pay someone a few pesos to drive you. would be cheaper than paying off the fuzz.
El Uber-o es necessito
God Bless. Will you buy a mini-cam that fits on your shades or hat? Use the easy money you steal from the Canadian fish/douchebags, or better yet we should get a kickstart fund going from this forum.
I contributed to buying Cleatus a fucking scooter, a damned nice one at that, and there was zero return on my investment.
We could be looking at a reality show superstar here folks. You just don't concoct a day like that unless your name is Hunter S. Thompson and even he would have trouble coming up with such an epic "day in the life" event like this one................. in part because he's dead.
Yeah, that forum chastity belt is looking real good Druff.
Different strokes for different folks. some want the family life with kids and the standard 9-5, some choose a different path. Both types can be happy.
But the driving around trashed in Mexico, or anywhere, is a bad idea.
The Pooh poster does seem extremely miserable. just based off posts i've read i'd take Tyde's life over his by far.
TYDE IS GOD
Some drunk people drive better than others.
TYDE IS GOD
Exactly, whether you'd live your life like Marty or not, you have to admire the fact that he does whatever the F he wants, whenever the F he wants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stueyivey
Not sure how you can say otherwise, but then again this forum can find a reason to troll anything.
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Originally Posted by Stueyivey
We call that being a child in big boy land.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyG_415Exactly, whether you'd live your life like Marty or not, you have to admire the fact that he does whatever the F he wants, whenever the F he wants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stueyivey
Not sure how you can say otherwise, but then again this forum can find a reason to troll anything.
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Originally Posted by PoohWe call that being a child in big boy land.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyG_415
I'll choose being a 'child' in my world over your shitty fucking life all day long
serious question Pooh....
why so miserable/unhappy ?
you just radiate so much hostile and negative energy dude
not a very happy person folks
I agree Marty is free to live his life as he likes. He is free from family and responsibility and that's okay. I find his stories very entertaining and there are days where I wish I could just go out and have a night like he does.
That being said as others have stated, I too am against the drunk driving bits.
Not trolling, but seriously Marty you act the same fucking way, you radiate just as much hostile and negative energy to use your own words.Quote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by Pooh
I'll choose being a 'child' in my world over your shitty fucking life all day long
serious question Pooh....
why so miserable/unhappy ?
you just radiate so much hostile and negative energy dude
not a very happy person folks
He or you for that matter is not free to live life as you like, trying to do that could get you 20 to lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
He is still free.... until he is caught....Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantiumHe or you for that matter is not free to live life as you like, trying to do that could get you 20 to lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
The difference between you and I is I have a family who cares about and loves me. I live in a first world country. I still have a dog that is alive. Oh....and the seven figure bank account.Quote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by Pooh
I'll choose being a 'child' in my world over your shitty fucking life all day long
serious question Pooh....
why so miserable/unhappy ?
you just radiate so much hostile and negative energy dude
not a very happy person folks
:lol2
yeah, i wish i were you dude!!!
:lol2
tight fucking life you drunk lonely loser!!
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Originally Posted by PoohThe difference between you and I is I have a family who cares about and loves me. I live in a first world country. I still have a dog that is alive. Oh....and the seven figure bank account.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
$160 in idiot tax. Today was a good day!
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Originally Posted by Suicide King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoIgiwEVCUQ
but tyde still has a dad that is aliveQuote:
Originally Posted by Pooh
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Originally Posted by JACKDANIELSbut tyde still has a dad that is aliveQuote:
Originally Posted by Pooh
is that a fact?
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50yr old alcoholic, death by cartel at 52, dysentery, martin no trabajo, marty eats barbecued iguana, policia no esta aqui, sir osis of liver, tight fucking life
marty eats barbecued iguana
LOL
Everybody is making excellent points carry on
lol at you dumb faggots not appreciating the joy of drinking hard alcohol before 10 am on weekdays
that is a privilege not a right
What a buffoonQuote:
Originally Posted by lol wow
marty is good
don't tell him how to live his life
Honestly tyde I'm rooting for ya but if you keep going at this rate I'm afraid it's only a matter of time until the apocklelypse.
I want a t shirt that's says Martin no trabajo
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
gee thanks
want me to suck your dick now ?
...and it's back on I reckon.