Not sure if you're trolling, not that I care, but this is the underlying logic behind me quitting porn/masturbation.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom
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Not sure if you're trolling, not that I care, but this is the underlying logic behind me quitting porn/masturbation.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom
If you have to block yourself from internet porn, obviously you have a problem. Also, do you think your parents know you're gay?Quote:
Originally Posted by KryptI'm using K9 web protection atm so all pornography is blocked.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Gallo
Krypt are you a virgin?
noQuote:
Originally Posted by sd858duece
It seems as though the concept of self-improvement is very foreign to some of you. Not surprising considering this is a poker forum filled with degenerates.
Masturbation=Comfort, Comfort=Stagnation, Stagnation=Regression.
I think you chose the wrong forum for this subject...Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
au contraire, it's precisely the place for such a topic. The dissenting opinions motivate me to never go back to my old ways.
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Originally Posted by Krypt
$10 says you fap it to the dude in your avatar.
Greetings, good sir. I take it that you're not a Redditor (basically intellectual person who's into internet culture, aka memes) or familiar with /r/NoFap? You should read up on it some time and enlighten yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muck Ficon
When you remove comfort from your life what are you really living for?Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
What "comfort" do you plan to cut out next?
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Originally Posted by Stewart WigginsGreetings, good sir. I take it that you're not a Redditor (basically intellectual person who's into internet culture, aka memes) or familiar with /r/NoFap? You should read up on it some time and enlighten yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muck Ficon
HOFQuote:
Hey Stewart:
NSFW
nunbeater: I wish
DAY 4
BOOM. I've made it this far so there's basically no turning back. I'm going on a week long tennis vacation on Sunday so that's going to really expedite this journey. I just have to make it to Sunday and that will see me through approximately one more week of no jerking off. It's truly such a refreshing feeling going out and being excited to see hot chicks again.Instead of being apathetic and replete, I'm hungry and that in itself makes this so worth it.
Sounds great until you finally let loose and it comes out yellow and smells like fish in a garbage can.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
You might have something physically wrong with you. I've been jerking off like a monkey for over 20 years and I still want to fuck every chick I meet, for the most part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Puttin' the pussy on a pedestal, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Just jack off (or don't) and stop being a faggot about it.
A few months back I jerked off 3 times and still had it in me to go out and get laid that night.
You might want to have your T levels checked.
Pretty sure this kid has aids.
Gare, what say you? It's to the point where I think frequenting online forums is a major cause of Low-T.Quote:
Originally Posted by LLL
Wasnt trolling. If you are 21 years old do you really think its a realistic goal to just stop jerking off, for the next 50 years, forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by KryptNot sure if you're trolling, not that I care, but this is the underlying logic behind me quitting porn/masturbation.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom
Even if you have some chronic problem where you literally need to jerk off 8 times every single day why not just try and cut down.
Everything is good in moderation.
btw i am literally jerking off while reading this forum
I hear it's good for the calves.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom
Open music, listen and read
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUNjecKUf2Q
When mama caught me doing the jerk she said.
''Sonny don't do that as it'll make you go blind.''
I said.
''Ok mama I'll just do it until I need glasses then.''
That's an exquisite fedora, good sir. Where did you purchase it?Quote:
Originally Posted by son of lockman
By the way, as a moderator of /r/NoFap, I have also conquered my crippling addiction to masturbation and pornography. You should stop by some time and share your journey with your fellow NoFapstronauts.
I'm also a moderator of /r/RageComics, so naturally I've made a meme about my experience. There's lots of great memes on Reddit too, because we basically invented memes.
http://i.imgur.com/ZkMJkaV.png
Pretty sure this guy gave krypt the aids.
not really, tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewart Wiggins
i have a good feeling about this srsly wiggins guy
So much tilt beginning to happen....Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewart Wiggins
1. Just no!
2. Fuck you, no!
3. Moot is going to come over here and personally kick your ass.
4. There are posters here/were here who go back to the early days of /b and Reddit that helped make those places.
5. While you're not fapping, you should have a little bit of time to read some God damn internet history.
Wiggins avatar is clearly just a fat Weissman. Scam as usual with that guyQuote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
Since no one else has asked, you still giving other dudes handjobs right?
Want to stop masturbating? Buy a goat.
http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...k-a-Goat-Hamas
Really? How about meth?Quote:
Originally Posted by phantomWasnt trolling. If you are 21 years old do you really think its a realistic goal to just stop jerking off, for the next 50 years, forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Everything is good in moderation.
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Originally Posted by Jayjami
is it true most Israelis laugh only because the think they Hamas picked an ugly goat?
ty for your honestyQuote:
Originally Posted by phantom
im quadriplegic from a car accident in 2009... all this talk is making me wish I could jerk one off...
meth is amazing if you are in the extremely small minority that can moderate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by JayjamiReally? How about meth?Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom
i do meth exactly once per year at my xmas party. start on a friday about 10am with some vodka & orange and meth. move to local pubs throughout the afternoon smashing beers and some more sneaky puffs. generally hit the casino about 6 - 7pm , gamble and drink for a few hours, midnightish hit the strip clubs and then arrive home around 6 or 7am after drinking a solid 50 beers during the previous 24 hours. then instead of sleeping i change diapers like a champ, wash dishes, fuck my missus, put up xmas lights chevy chase national lampoons style.
i have no desire whatsoever to touch it again until exactly 1 year has passed and i find myself at next years xmas party. tho i do understand it is probable because of my aspergers syndrome that i am able to compartmentalize my brain and lock away those urges that normal people cant
Seriously though, this has to be one of the most faggot threads in forum history.
I think it's picking up speed. OP was faggot but there are some gold nuggets here. Bottomfag has faggiest threads championship locked down easily.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muck Ficon
Boxing day must be a motherfucker at your place then.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantommeth is amazing if you are in the extremely small minority that can moderate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayjami
i do meth exactly once per year at my xmas party. start on a friday about 10am with some vodka & orange and meth. move to local pubs throughout the afternoon smashing beers and some more sneaky puffs. generally hit the casino about 6 - 7pm , gamble and drink for a few hours, midnightish hit the strip clubs and then arrive home around 6 or 7am after drinking a solid 50 beers during the previous 24 hours. then instead of sleeping i change diapers like a champ, wash dishes, fuck my missus, put up xmas lights chevy chase national lampoons style.
i have no desire whatsoever to touch it again until exactly 1 year has passed and i find myself at next years xmas party. tho i do understand it is probable because of my aspergers syndrome that i am able to compartmentalize my brain and lock away those urges that normal people cant
Watching Yachts and cricket and sinking piss.
Twitchy as all hell.