Stake garrett to the WSOP

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Originally Posted by Ryback_feed_me_more

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Originally Posted by igotnotoe

No, you didn’t slightly get the verbiage wrong. You come across as embarrassingly ignorant. And then when I politely correct your ignorance, you tell me to go fuck myself.

This is exactly what Druff was talking about (as you like to say, Druff can confirm) when he admonished you publicly the other day about your inability to place nice with others.

You are on a poker based website. I’d guess everyone on here had (or continues to have) some background at one point or another playing poker. Except you. You’ve been here long enough now. The fact you still don’t even know the “verbiage” indicates either a learning disorder or just sheer plain ignorance.

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Druff, Can we change this guys handle to Igotnobrain or something similar because it appears clearly hes a shit poster who just exists to troll. Clearly a sock puppet account for somebody on here who leans vastly left.

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Can you change your name back to FTPJesus or puppymonkey or whatever you’re calling yourself now you brain damaged TBI welfare recipient? See how he’s had a fraction of your posts and how much better received he is than you are? That’s because he makes good posts and you’re a goddamned retard.

can you imagine how great it must feel to be ryback and log in and see the most absolutely brain dead boomers on the internet set the bar low enough him to feel at home?

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Originally Posted by sonatine

can you imagine how great it must feel to be ryback and log in and see the most absolutely brain dead boomers on the internet set the bar low enough him to feel at home?

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Seriously. To whine about a guy who has made 225 posts in 7 years because he picked on a fellow retard who makes 225 shitty autistic posts every three days.

but enough about retards.

im watching the hustler live plo game and they do some ad read for clubspoker etc etc and apparently they spread 2-7 so im like whoaaaaa now and caper over to their website and log in and i shit you not there are 5 people playing on the whole site and of course they are playing nlhe.

I’ll stake garrett in a $400 event at the WSOP, but only if he wears a suicide smock the entire tournament.

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Originally Posted by Jayjami

I’ll stake garrett in a $400 event at the WSOP, but only if he wears a suicide smock the entire tournament.

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Would need to be the 10k Main Event for that kinda show

and appreciate it but cant, I collect Disability now not allowed any Gambling incomes (1099MISC/W2G etc)

i'd expect to win over sample given the opportunity, so eventually would lose disability and unless a big enough score to afford and change everything for me in life id have to really think twice about taking up this opportunity. And a $400 Event isn't paying enough up top probably sorry..

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Originally Posted by 4BET

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Can confirm 4BET plays WSOP.

He ended up with me at a table maybe 4-6 years ago... forget exactly when.

He eventually identified himself to me on break.

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Yes that was a fun tournament, After you were knocked out the fake shooter caused everyone to get trampled

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Oh yeah that was the one tourney I ended up happy to be knocked out of,

Guess it was only 3 years.

Oh and boy that hand was a fucking cooler. I flop a set of 7s and am almost drawing dead, even though nobody else has a set.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by 4BET

Yes that was a fun tournament, After you were knocked out the fake shooter caused everyone to get trampled

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Oh yeah that was the one tourney I ended up happy to be knocked out of,

Guess it was only 3 years.

Oh and boy that hand was a fucking cooler. I flop a set of 7s and am almost drawing dead, even though nobody else has a set.

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Yes you had some big hands in a short period, Flopped set, pocket aces etc.

I ran awful in that one, 1. Not getting knocked before the mayhem. 2 Our table broke which was by the door 20 minutes before the fake shooter. New table was in awful spot to get out fast.

What a fail by wsop wanted to restart a hour later, After a ton of push back they decided to restart in the morning

Day 2 30 minutes in donkey shove in QJ off from middle position and I look down at KK, Out the door I go after QJx flop about 50 from the cash. Fun times

I guess Garrett was trolling himself, Has no money to travel or something

My offer was 100% real. I won’t keep offer on the table much longer because we have to work the details.

Let me know today if interested or I pull offer

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Originally Posted by 4BET

I guess Garrett was trolling himself, Has no money to travel or something

My offer was 100% real. I won’t keep offer on the table much longer because we have to work the details.

Let me know today if interested or I pull offer

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Years ago I was different and in a different place in life. Then would have played any opportunity got and I still believe in my ability to play poker, nothings changed. Except now in 2025 collect disability and am disabled. Getting a W2G or 1099MISC (any gambling incomes) after winning any money would cause me to eventually lose Disability, and my health insurance and dental. So really risk/reward of me playing a $400 is idiotic. I appreciate the generous offer but give my life situation playing and cashing any WSOP, or anything gambling including a Slot Machine win (W2G obv..) means id lose Disability.

I'd disqualify myself from receiving SSI (Low income Disability) which also is my health insurance and dental, and over a lifetime is very important. Hard to even get disability under 50 years old and I'm only 46, so really fortunate to have gotten help when I needed it.
Playing any WSOP means being willing to get a W2G when you win, effectively losing disability then for myself which is too great a cost, over a lifetime so apologize but can not play. Although very much appreciate the sincere and generous offer..

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Originally Posted by garrett

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Originally Posted by 4BET

I guess Garrett was trolling himself, Has no money to travel or something

My offer was 100% real. I won’t keep offer on the table much longer because we have to work the details.

Let me know today if interested or I pull offer

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Years ago I was different and in a different place in life. Then would have played any opportunity got and I still believe in my ability to play poker, nothings changed. Except now in 2025 collect disability and am disabled. Getting a W2G or 1099MISC (any gambling incomes) after winning any money would cause me to eventually lose Disability, and my health insurance and dental. So really risk/reward of me playing a $400 is idiotic. I appreciate the generous offer but give my life situation playing and cashing any WSOP, or anything gambling including a Slot Machine win (W2G obv..) means id lose Disability.

I'd disqualify myself from receiving SSI (Low income Disability) which also is my health insurance and dental, and over a lifetime is very important. Hard to even get disability under 50 years old and I'm only 46, so really fortunate to have gotten help when I needed it.
Playing any WSOP means being willing to get a W2G when you win, effectively losing disability then for myself which is too great a cost, over a lifetime so apologize but can not play. Although very much appreciate the sincere and generous offer..

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Wsop don’t give out tax form unless you win over 5k. I believe the daily’s are mostly chopped up with remaining 3-5 players but depends on players obv, I only played one of them last 4 years so not sure, This might keep cash under 5k.

The 500 buyin I offered could easily go over 5k with deep run

I don’t blame you for not wanting to risk losing SSI

Watching the WSOP does make me want to go for it

I cant because i get a Government check now but would love too, if i said fk it and threw that all away...

If i cash and I would expect too of course, id get a W2G which end of year would cause me issues with disability this first year

Couuld sell my house take the little 500k and try and win

sounds like a promising financial plan.

ask druff for a stake.

True Story unless a total lie C$ would stake me again, we did business I showed up played the Event and lost

C$ ain't dead imo lol he just making the next male stroking machine lollll......

C$

Next year i want to play the WSOP Main Event

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Originally Posted by 4BET

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Originally Posted by garrett

Years ago I was different and in a different place in life. Then would have played any opportunity got and I still believe in my ability to play poker, nothings changed. Except now in 2025 collect disability and am disabled. Getting a W2G or 1099MISC (any gambling incomes) after winning any money would cause me to eventually lose Disability, and my health insurance and dental. So really risk/reward of me playing a $400 is idiotic. I appreciate the generous offer but give my life situation playing and cashing any WSOP, or anything gambling including a Slot Machine win (W2G obv..) means id lose Disability.

I'd disqualify myself from receiving SSI (Low income Disability) which also is my health insurance and dental, and over a lifetime is very important. Hard to even get disability under 50 years old and I'm only 46, so really fortunate to have gotten help when I needed it.
Playing any WSOP means being willing to get a W2G when you win, effectively losing disability then for myself which is too great a cost, over a lifetime so apologize but can not play. Although very much appreciate the sincere and generous offer..

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Wsop don’t give out tax form unless you win over 5k. I believe the daily’s are mostly chopped up with remaining 3-5 players but depends on players obv, I only played one of them last 4 years so not sure, This might keep cash under 5k.

The 500 buyin I offered could easily go over 5k with deep run

I don’t blame you for not wanting to risk losing SSI

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Serious right here, what a good generous human being....

Maybe in time i'll be single no kids, no wife, no ex wifes, wait that is me lol.. And can play or will play!

I just watched idiot Sean Perry making a joke of their 10k buy in and honestly that inspired me to play

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Originally Posted by Gordman

The same week that Tellafriend (an attorney of all people iirc), outs Garrett for not abiding by Medicare set-aside regs from his huge accident settlement...

...Garrett starts a thread begging for WSOP stakes.

Bold

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Gordman I can actually say fk you and leave this doing right, for the system program

Gordman is from Wisconsin if im correct.. Most people dont get mad once they know we do know where you are

C$ hype ive had a small relationship with C$ he paid my WSOP buyin

I like him or her, so easy and we good transaction

Sloppy Joe Hype

Brother don't waste your time sitting around with those smelly autistic cucks, keep cashing those Crimm checks and forget it.

You could beat the shit out of every faggot that plays WSOP.

Only play the $50k, fuk the grinder

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

Brother don't waste your time sitting around with those smelly autistic cucks, keep cashing those Crimm checks and forget it.

You could beat the shit out of every faggot that plays WSOP.

Only play the $50k, fuk the grinder

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

Brother don't waste your time sitting around with those smelly autistic cucks, keep cashing those Crimm checks and forget it.

You could beat the shit out of every faggot that plays WSOP.

Only play the $50k, fuk the grinder

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Agree we need cmoney..

50k buy-in Mincash is ~100k play for 2-3 days and cash we double our buyin most likely

Dont played scared poker which i wouldn't, i only know how to play one way, to win

If we can’t get Garett staked I am on board with raising money for a scooter