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Brandon Records called their phones and told them they were going to sue them tomorrow.
Cake Cream and Axl begged Brandon Records to just leave them alone. Brandon Records refused to leave them alone and reiterated that they would see them in court tomorrow. They had tense conversations and then hung up.
Axl and Cake Cream couldn't believe Brandon Records was suing them. They hadn't done anything wrong. They went to a Law Firm and hired some Lawyers. The Lawyers took their cases and paid them half upfront and would pay them after the Court Hearing.
They all practiced the case and went home. They ate and chilled and pondered about their upcoming cases tomorrow.
They got ready for bed and then went to sleep.
The next day, they got ready for the day and ate and went to the Courthouse. They were early and once again practiced their court cases with their Lawyers.
Brandon Records came in and Court was in Session. Brandon Records brought fake Documents with fake signatures claiming they paid Cake Cream 500 Million each and Cake Cream never showed up to work.
Cake Cream were disturbed by the forged signatures.
Cake Cream Lawyers pointed out that Axl's signature wasn't on any of the documents, and he was their Manager. They also questioned them giving Cake Cream $2.5 billion when they were worth $4 billion.
Claven Records were also there to testify against Brandon Records and pointed out that Cake Cream and Axl never signed "Contract release from Claven Records," documents, which would be required to work for Brandon Records. Cake Cream and Axl were grateful that Claven Records testified for them and Claven Records welcomed them.
Brandon Records insisted that Cake Cream signed the documents.
Cake Cream went on the stand and said they didn't sign those Documents and had politely declined to work for them over the phone after Axl pointed out that he didn't trust the offer. Axl also went on the stand and said Cake Cream didn't sign those Documents and his signature wasn't even on the Documents . Cake Cream Lawyers asked Cake Cream to sign on a blank sheet of paper to compare the signatures. Cake Cream signed the paper and Claven Records also showed the real signatures on the actual Documents Cake Cream signed to work for Claven Records.
The Cake Cream signatures on the paper and the Claven Records signatures matched perfectly, but the Brandon Records forged signatures didn't match perfectly at all.
Under pressure, Brandon Records admitted they forged the signatures out of petty revenge for Cake Cream declining to work for them.
The Judge was disgusted and ordered Brandon Records to pay Cake Cream the 500 Million each for defamation of character and fraud, or be sentenced to 20 years in Prison. Brandon Records Zelled Cake Cream the 500 Million each(They didn't want 20 years in Prison) and Cake Cream were elated that they beat their cases and were 500 Million each richer.
This meant that Cake Cream were all richer than Axl now, but he was elated that he turned out to be right that Brandon Records were shady. He smiled at all of them. As a special gift, each of Cake Cream Zelled Axl 100 million each to thank him for being such a good Manager for them. He was touched and welcomed them. They paid their Lawyers the rest of the money they owed them and Court was over and they went back home, very happy.
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The Court Date was already going viral on Social Media.
Fans of Cake Cream and Axl supported them and were disgusted that Brandon Records lied about them.
Fans also congratulated Cake Cream on their 500 Million each award. They were happy Brandon Records got their well deserved bad karma.
Axl and Cake Cream were happy their Fans had their backs.
On the News, the Court Hearing was shown and the News Anchors were disgusted by Brandon Records actions. The News Anchors congratulated Cake Cream for the 500 Million each award.
Axl had a sudden pang in his stomach. He thought of Brandon Records trying to steal the 500 Million each back from Cake Cream. He told them his gut feelings and Cake Cream wondered if Axl could be right. He pointed out that he was right about Brandon Records so far. They trusted him and Axl urged them to open new Accounts in another Bank.
They all agreed to go to Ocean Bank and they all opened new Accounts in Ocean Bank. Axl had gotten a new valid ID since he had been exposed as Axl Rose, ;). After they opened their new Ocean Bank Accounts, Cake Cream transferred 500 Million each to their Ocean Bank Accounts. Brandon Records hadn't paid Axl, so his Account was safe, but he had opened an Ocean Bank Account too as solidarity with Cake Cream.
Sure enough, just about an hour later, Cake Cream got alerts on their phones stating that Brandon Records had tried to steal 500 Million each from Cake Cream's primary Bank Accounts. Thank God for Axl's foresight once again! They all thanked Axl for saving them again. He welcomed them.
Cake Cream wondered if they should sue Brandon Records for attempted theft. Axl wondered about the fact that Brandon Records weren't supposed to ever contact them again, would Cake Cream be violating some kind of Contact if they forced Brandon Records to be in contact with them with a Lawsuit. He told Cake Cream his pondering and they agreed with Axl.
Axl said that they should just report Brandon Records attempted theft to a Judge and have the Judge take care of it themselves.
They all were like,"Good idea, Axl!" Trusting him. They all chilled until the next day and the next day, they went to the same judge and showed them the attempted theft Brandon Records had done. The Judge was disgusted by Brandon Records once again and contacted Brandon Records on Cake Cream's behalf and Brandon Records admitted they tried to steal the 500 Million each back. The Judge issued arrest warrants for Brandon Records. Brandon Records went on the run to another Country.
The Judge said if caught, they would serve the full 20 years in Prison for the attempted theft.
Cake Cream and Axl were glad that they would be safe from Brandon Records for at least 20 years.
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Lots of Musicians and Singers who were signed to Brandon Records were upset that they were out of jobs now now that their Bosses literally fled the Country on the run. Axl and Cake Cream felt sorry for them and suggested that Claven Records take over Brandon Records. Claven Records took Axl and Cake Cream's suggestions seriously and took over Brandon Records and Brandon Records Musicians and Singers were happy. Claven Records thanked Axl and Cake Cream for their suggestions and told ex Brandon Records Musicians and Singers whose actual bright ideas it was for Claven Records to take over Brandon Records. The ex Brandon Records Musicians and Singers thanked Axl and Cake Cream too and Axl and Cake Cream welcomed them.
Claven Records were now worth about 800 Million. The Music Industry loved that Claven Records took over Brandon Records and Claven Records gave Axl and Cake Cream credit for their idea. Axl and Cake Cream modestly blushed.
Cake Cream and Axl went home and ate no contact pizza again and chilled.
Axl and Billy went into Billy's room and made out again passionately, enjoying each other's kisses and company. Axl caressed Billy's hair and Billy smiled contently. Axl said,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Making Billy laugh happily.
They chatted a little while longer and fell asleep. The next day, Cake Cream and Axl woke up, ate, and got ready for the day.
They went to the mall wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and ate at a Restaurant. The Female Waitress was a huge fan of them, especially Jimmy. She was particularly nice to Jimmy and he didn't seem to mind. In fact, he was very receptive to her. They were smiling and flirting with each other. Billy, Axl, James, Andy, Mike, could see the chemistry and the connection between them.
They all ordered and ate and paid. On Jimmy's receipt, the female Waitress had put her phone number on Jimmy's paid receipt. Jimmy blushed and accepted. She smiled happily. Jimmy and she chatted more flirtatiously and then everyone said their goodbyes. They left and Axl said to Jimmy,"Remember to use your condoms for female Fans, especially a certain Waitress you like a lot. " Jimmy blushed happily.
They bought some items and went home. Jimmy called the Waitress after her shift and they chatted for a long time. It was obvious they were into each other a lot.
Jimmy asked Axl if it was okay if he dated the Waitress.
Axl said,"I'm cool with you dating her. He then asked the rest of Cake Cream if they were okay with him dating the Waitress. They all were okay with him dating the Waitress. Jimmy was happy.
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Jimmy and Allison ended up dating exclusively. She and he really did make a good couple. Cake Cream and Axl liked her too. She was nice, sweet, funny and ended up going to some Cake Cream Shows.
A couple of days later, she and James ended up having sex. That's right, James, not Jimmy. She left James's room and left the house. The next day, Jimmy saw Allison's panty in James's bed and confronted him. James admitted he and Allison had sex last night.
Jimmy was infuriated and said,"You fuced my girlfriend?!" He punched James hard in the face and James ran out of his room, frightened. Jimmy ran after him getting ready to hit him more. Axl saw the commotion and held Jimmy back from hitting James again. Jimmy explained the situation and James admitted to it again. Jimmy tried to lunge at James, but Axl held him even tighter. Billy, Mike, and Andy also woke up to see Jimmy being held back by Axl and James looking scared. They knew something bad had happened and the situation was explained.
Axl calmly said, "James, you having sex with Allison was foul. " Jimmy, you hitting James was not and is not the right thing to do." Jimmy gave James a withering death glare. Andy, Mike, and Billy were disgusted that Allison and James had sex. How could James go have sex with Jimmy's girlfriend?
Axl calmly told James to go to the local Marriott and think about what he did. James put on his motorcycle helmet and bulletproof vests obediently left to go to the local Marriott.
Jimmy said wryly and angrily,"I also want to go to the Local Marriott and have a nice "chat," with a certain ex friend of mine. " Axl said,"No, you're staying here." Jimmy reluctantly agreed to stay with Axl, Billy, Andy, and Mike.
Jimmy called Allison and confronted her and she also admitted she had sex with James. He dumped her.
Axl wondered about the future of Cake Cream since this happened.
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Axl, Jimmy, Andy, and Billy stayed in the house.
Jimmy cried uncontrollably. He couldn't believe his ex girlfriend cheated on him with one of his best Friends.
"No, no, no!" Jimmy lamented in crushing pain. Axl, Andy, Mike, and Billy all hugged Jimmy to comfort him.
"I hate James and Allison so much," Jimmy said half angrily and half heart broken.
"It's okay to be angry and hurt," Axl said soothingly. You were done very wrong by two People you loved."
Billy, Andy, and Mike backed up Axl. Jimmy was grateful he had four best Friends to support him now.
Axl said,"We'll have lots of ice cream and pizza and have a nice boys in today. "
Jimmy smiled softly. "That sounds good."
Axl ordered 5 cartons of ice cream and ordered 3 boxes of Domino's Pizza and they pigged out on ice cream and pizza, Billy, Axl Andy, and Mike supporting Jimmy.
Billy admired how quickly Axl could be the warm, supporting, loving, Friend as well as the serious, business Manager.
Jimmy felt a lot better having Andy, Mike, Billy, and Axl support him. He was still hurt by the crushing betrayal James and Allison had done, but having Andy, Axl, Billy, and Mike support him made this so much better. Jimmy fell asleep.
James called Axl. Axl answered and said, "James, you messed up really bad. You shouldn't have had sex with Allison. "
James said," Jimmy wasn't supposed to find out. I didn't know she was going to leave her panty in my bed."
Axl said," You should have gotten your own girlfriend, not lay with Jimmy's girlfriend.
"But, I like Allison."
"Please tell me you used a condom with Allison," Axl said in half Brother, half serious Manager.
James said,"Yes, I used a condom."
Axl breathed a relieved sigh of relief. "Good, because the last thing we need is for Allison to be pregnant with your Baby."
James agreed.
Axl said, "You know what, I'm going to help you out as your Brother like Friend and suggest you go take a nice vacation, out of State, maybe go to New York. Because Jimmy knows you are at the Local Marriott. The last thing you need is for him to go to the Local Marriott and kick your ass. Jimmy's sleeping now, so I'd book it out of there within a couple of minutes if I were you.
"Thank you for that advice, Axl! James said, gratefully. "I'll leave in a few minutes!"
Axl welcomed him and they said goodbye. Axl hung up the phone.
At the Local Marriott, James hastily packed his bags and checked out and took a LYFT to Miami International Airport and booked a last minute flight to New York. He got processed and went on Airplane to New York City, grateful that Axl looked out for him.
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James found himself calling Allison from New York and they chatted for a long while. James and she really liked each other. As evident by the sex they had not too long ago.
James couldn't believe he was in love with Jimmy's recent ex girlfriend, but it happened. James found himself asking if she wanted to be his girlfriend when he got back to Florida from New York after his New York vacation and she said yes. James was happy.
Back in Florida, Claven Records called Axl and told him that Fans wanted to see Cake cream perform at the James L Knight Center tomorrow.
Axl responded uncomfortably," Uh, we're kind of going through a crisis and maybe us performing tomorrow isn't the best idea."
Claven Records asked,"What's going on?"
Axl told the truth and admitted that James had sex with Allison and Jimmy was heartbroken over this and it might not be the best time for Cake Cream to be performing.
Claven Records responded," James had sex with Allison? Ooh, that's really bad, but is there a way that Cake Cream can still perform? I mean, the Fans really want to see Cake Cream perform tomorrow.
Axl gave in with a reluctant sigh. "Okay, I'll talk Jimmy into performing tomorrow with Cake Cream."
Claven Records were satisfied and they chatted a little while longer and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl told Cake Cream that Claven Records said Fans wanted to see them perform at the James L Knight Center tomorrow.
Jimmy was apprehensive about performing tomorrow when he was heartbroken and James wasn't even there to play lead guitar, not that Jimmy particularly wanted James playing with him after that dastardly stunt James had just pulled.
Axl had an idea and told Cake Cream his idea. He would pretend to be James. They wore motorcycle helmets anyways and Axl could easily pretend to be James with the motorcycle helmet on and if he put on makeup on his Tattoos. Jimmy pointed out that Axl was not a lead guitarist, and in fact, he wasn't a Guitarist at all. Axl told him,"Don't worry about that. In 1987, I play with Slash, Izzy, and Duff who all play Guitar. Surely some of their talents must have rubbed off on me." He was smiling. "We're working for the Fans who want to see Cake Cream perform. Remember that."
Jimmy discussed this with Cake Cream and they were all on board. Jimmy, Andy, Billy, and Mike practiced, with Jimmy being the sole bassist without James's lead guitaring.
They chilled until the next day and the next day, Axl took James's guitar and Cake Cream and Axl all went to the Venue wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.
Axl and Cake Cream minus James went on stage behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and Fans wondered where the hell was Axl (Axl was pretending to be James). Axl plucked James' guitar crazily like an untrained and clumsy 5 year old playing pretend. Jimmy sounded good as the bass guitar, but it was clear that Axl was no Guitar Player. Apparently, Slash, Duff, and Izzy guitar prowesses did not run off on Axl. Luckily, Billy, Mike, Jimmy and Andy sounded really good. Fans cheered, but it was clear they noticed something was off with "James," and Axl being nowhere to be seen. After the show, they did the final sendoff, and Fans gave confused cheering.
Cake Cream and Axl left the Venue and went home.
Already the latest Cake Cream Show went viral and Fans were wondering,"Where the hell was Axl?" And why did James play so off tonight when he is usually a talented and very good lead guitarist?" Cake Cream and Axl blushed knowing exactly what had happened.
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James soon called Axl's Cellphone and Axl politely excused himself to his room and Cake Cream agreed. He went to his room.
James amusingly asked,"Axl, what were you thinking with that awful guitar stunt at the Cake Cream show?"
Axl blushed and asked,"How did you know it was me? I was supposedly "Not there."
James amused responded,"Come on, we all have that knowing vibe between us.
Axl responded,"Yeah, we do."
James responded," Your guitar playing was hilariously cringe worthy." James laughed.
"Hey, so I'm no you, Slash, Duff, Jimmy, or Izzy. I'm a SINGER, not a Guitar God." Axl said, lightheartedly.
James responded,"Fans noticed something was off with "My," performance, James said thoughtfully.
Axl responded," You are a great lead guitarist. You and Jimmy are a phenomenal guitar playing duo, you and him are guitar playing magic."
"I really messed up my and Jimmy's deep friendship by having sex with Allison," James said thoughtfully.
"Yes, you did," Axl responded seriously. "Allison is someone you JUST met, but Jimmy is like your brother."
"I like Allison so much," James lamented.
"This would have been completely fine if Allison and you were dating first, not Jimmy and Allison.
James responded that Axl was right.
James and Axl chatted for a long while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl went to Jimmy and asked him how he felt about James.
Jimmy sneered and said ,"I still hate him and want to beat his ass."
Axl said, "A little birdie told me that James feels guilty over having sex with Allison."
Jimmy responded,"Is this "Little birdie's" name James?"
Axl coyly responded,"I plead the fifth," which Cake Cream knew was code for "Yes," when Axl said that.
Jimmy responded,"I'm still not ready to forgive him. He shouldn't have done that in the first place."
Axl and he chatted for a little while longer and Axl went to his room.
He remembered the hurt song he wrote about Andy's attempted betrayal and Billy liking the song and telling him he should give it to Cake Cream. He wondered if he should write it again since James hurt Jimmy really badly.
He got a paper and a pen and wrote again
"You really hurt me. I loved you like a Brother and you stabbed me in my heart. The betrayal I feel from you is soul crushing. I thought you loved me. I would never have done the unspeakable betrayal you did to me. It's always loved ones betrayal that hurts the most. This would have hurt badly if a complete stranger had done this to me, but YOU? NO! NO! NO! How could you do it? I trusted you, I lived with you, I willingly ate food and drank drinks you gave me without a moment's hesitation. The pain I feel over this is unbearable.
Axl showed the hurt song to Billy and Billy's eyes lit up. "That's the hurt song you wrote about Andy's attempted betrayal! You rewrote it!" Billy was happy.
Axl responded,"Yes it is. The hurt song's lyrics fit what James did to Jimmy perfectly.
Billy responded,"Yes, they do.
Axl showed the Hurt Song to Jimmy and told him he wrote the Hurt Song. Jimmy responded, "That's EXACTLY how I feel about James!"
Jimmy passed the Hurt Song to Andy and Andy blushed, remembering the attempted betrayal he tried to do to Axl and wondered if the hurt song was originally about him.
Andy responded out loud,"It's a good song."
Mike also thought it was a good song.
Cake Cream and Axl decided to make this a real song and Mike sang the song, Jimmy did bass guitar, Andy played Keyboard, and Billy did the drums. It sounded really good. But one thing was missing. James's awesome lead guitar. The song would sound phenomenal if James was the lead guitar on this song.
Jimmy didn't want to admit that the hurt song would sound phenomenal with James awesome lead guitar. He was still hurting. It was the "I know it, but I don't want to admit it," thing.
Axl wondered if he should get James to play lead guitar on the hurt song, and then go back to New York. That's really what the hurt song needed, but Jimmy would most likely kick James ass if he saw him. Axl was torn on what to do.
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Andy asked Axl in private if The Hurt Song was originally written about him.
Axl straight up said,"Yes."
Andy replied,"But you forgave me. Why did you write that song about me?"
Axl responded,"I wrote The Hurt Song BEFORE I forgave you, not AFTER. I tore up The Hurt Song after I forgave you and wrote it again lyric for lyric for Jimmy.
Andy responded," You wrote The Hurt Song again lyric by lyric?" He was impressed.
Axl responded,"Yes,"
Andy responded,"You're a really good Songwriter," the same thing Billy had told him.
"Thank you," Axl responded. Andy welcomed him. Andy left and Axl ate a couple of slices of pizza and drank a glass of Coca Cola. The Coca Cola tasted so good that he had another glass. There were 6 2 liter bottles of Coca Cola in the huge fridge for 6 People.
Axl was drowning his Cake Cream woes in Coca Cola. Cake Cream was a fucing mess and Axl was the Captain of this mess of a ship. Axl ordered more Coca Cola from Instacart and put them in the Fridge when they arrived.
To Cake Cream he said, "This Coke is the only Coke we should be doing." Billy blushed, remembering his Cocaine he snorted not too long ago.
Axl continued,"But it's Rock And Roll nature to do Cocaine. Just remember to do Cocaine only in this house. Jimmy, Andy, and Mike all said they weren't doing Cocaine. Billy blushed again.
Andy, Mike, and Jimmy were like,"Billy, you didn't say you're not doing Cocaine!"
Billy lowered his eyes shyly.
Mike asked," Billy are you doing Cocaine?" Billy continued to look at the ground.
Mike said,"We agreed to be more open with each other," he prompted gently.
Andy and Jimmy also wanted to know.
They all straight up asked Billy if he was doing Cocaine.
Billy said,"Yes, I'm doing Cocaine."
Mike responded,"You're usually so responsible. How could you be taking Cocaine?" Andy and Jimmy also were surprised Billy had been doing Cocaine.
Billy mentioned he took Cocaine to cope with the fact that John Wilson tried to murder him twice and shot Axl multiple times.
Mike asked Axl why he wasn't surprised that Billy had been doing Cocaine. Mike asked Axl if he had already known that Billy was doing Cocaine. Andy and Jimmy also wanted to know.
Axl shyly responded he already knew Billy had been doing Cocaine. Mike, Jimmy, and Andy responded that Axl should have told them about Billy's Cocaine use. Axl responded that Billy also took Subutex so it would help him not be a drug addict.
Axl drank another glass of Coca Cola.
Mike responded,"Axl, you might be becoming a Coca Cola addict."
Axl responded,"Nonsense. Coca Cola is legal and isn't a drug."
Caffeine is a drug, Mike responded.
Axl responded,"But you can't be arrested for drinking Coca Cola, so it's legal."
Axl drank yet another glass of Coca Cola. He was trying hard to cope with all of the bad things happening with Cake Cream. He was using Coca Cola as a delicious coping mechanism.
Cake Cream looked at Axl worriedly. Was Axl developing a Coke problem? Soda wise that is. Axl said he wanted to go to the Mall.
Jimmy, Andy, Billy, and Mike told them they would go with him.
He then changed his story and said he was going to go to the Park. They all said they would go with him.
He then changed his story again and said he wanted to go to Claven Records alone. They all said they would go with him.
He then changed his story and said he wanted to go to the library. They all said they would go with him.
He said,"Would you guys please leave me alone? I want to go out by myself!" They reluctantly let him go out by himself.
Axl put on his bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and went to McDonald's and ordered a Quarter Pounder, fries, and three large Cokes. He was eating and enjoying his meals when Jimmy came to him.
"Hey Axl," Jimmy told him in a concerned brother like way.
Jimmy, go back home and let me enjoy my meal and drinks in peace."
"Axl, you just bought three large Cokes just for yourself," Jimmy pointed out concerned.
"Let me live. It's just Coke drinks." Axl said defensively. He continued drinking his Cokes and eating.
Jimmy said,"Can I have the Coke drink you didn't touch?" He asked.
"Noooo!" Axl said, inhumanly. He began drinking the Coke that was previously untouched.
Jimmy responded,"I'll buy my own large Coke and a Quarter Pounder meal and I'll sit with you. Axl tried to tell him to go home, but Jimmy insisted on staying with Axl. Axl reluctantly allowed him to stay with him. Jimmy bought the Quarter Pounder meal with a large Coke. He sat with Axl and Axl and he had a nice meal, enjoying each other's company. Jimmy looked at Axl deeply.
"We all care about you, Axl."
Axl was glad that Jimmy came to see him at McDonald's.
Jimmy responded," We agreed to be more open with each other."
Axl said,"It's just that Cake Cream is falling apart. There's so much bad shait going on with our band. We used to be such a tight band, but lately, we've gone to shait. Axl continued drinking his Cokes and eating. Jimmy drank his Coke and continued eating.
They both chatted and finished eating and drinking. They went back home.
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At home, Axl took a nap on the couch. He awoke and heard Jimmy, Andy, and Mike talking to each other. He pretended to still be asleep.
Jimmy said, "Axl is addicted to Coke, the drink. Do you know he was at McDonald's and drank THREE large Cokes? He also drank 5 glasses of Coke before leaving the house."
Mike said," I don't know what's worse. Axl being hooked on Coke the drink or Billy doing Coke, the drug.
Andy said ,"Obviously Billy doing Coke the drug is worse."
Jimmy said,"But Axl being hooked on Coke the drink can't be good for his health either."
Andy gently responded,"Just let Axl live. He isn't hurting anyone by drinking a lot of Coke. " Whoa. Andy sounded like Axl a little.
Jimmy said, "He's hurting himself with his Coke soda addiction."
Mike said, "We've got a Coke the drink addict and a Coke the drug addict. What should we do?"
Andy said, "But Billy is taking Subutex which will help him not be addicted to Coke. And the WORST thing that can happen to Axl with his Coke soda addiction is Diabetes. Older Axl doesn't have Diabetes so our Axl who lives with us should be fine."
Axl felt kind of good about Andy referring to him as "Our Axl."
Mike and Jimmy pointed out that Older Axl and Young Axl were two different People technically.
Andy still pointed out that Jimmy and Mike should let Axl keep drinking Coke excessively. They should leave Axl alone. It was just soda. He said Mike and Jimmy should mind their business when it came to Axl's love of Coca Cola. Did Axl possess Andy?
Jimmy and Mike playfully/half seriously asked Andy if he was possessed by Axl. They pointed out he was sounding more and more like Axl.
Andy said,"No, I'm not possessed by Axl. I just feel you guys are being judgemental when it comes to Axl's Coke drinking. It's not affecting any of us. Axl deserves to be able to drink his Coke and have fun drinking it without being judged. Axl is hard working and deserves his fun.
Axl was still pretending to be asleep but he was smiling inside at Andy sticking up for him.
Mike and Jimmy once again asked if Axl possessed Andy.
Andy said exasperated,"No, I'm not possessed by Axl. Please stop saying that. It's ridiculous."
Jimmy and Mike agreed to let the possessed questions stop and Andy thanked them and they welcomed him. They chatted for a while and went to their own rooms.
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Axl got off the couch. He went to Billy's Room and they made out. They watched TV, snuggling with each other.
The trust and love Axl and Billy had for each other was palpable. Axl felt vulnerable and glad he was with Billy in bed.
Billy and he fell asleep.
They woke up the next morning and Jimmy, Andy, Mike, Billy and Axl ate and got ready for the day.
They went on Social Media and more and more Cakers were talking about "James's" incredibly off guitar playing at the latest Cake Cream Show.
James sounded like a Beginner. I've been following Cake Cream for years and James's guitar playing is usually beyond awesome. I can't believe he played like a Beginner the other day. That is so out of character for him One particular post said succinctly.
Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other intently knowing exactly why "James," sounded off.
Axl wondered if he should get James to come back to Cake Cream and play his beyond awesome lead guitar. But he was worried Jimmy might beat him up.
He told Jimmy his thoughts.
Jimmy acknowledged that the Fans wanted to hear James's beyond awesome lead guitar. Jimmy acknowledged that James was a phenomenal God on Guitar. He added that he was still angry and hurt by James.
Axl thought of a solution. He drew up a Contract that stated that if James came back to play his beyond awesome lead guitar, Jimmy wouldn't lay hands on James.
He had Jimmy read it and pointed out that Cakers wanted to hear James play. He pointed out they were working for the Fans.
Jimmy thought of a technical loophole and signed the Contract stating that he wouldn't lay hands on James. Axl smiled and Andy, Billy, Mike, and Axl signed as Witnesses.
Axl called James and told him the good news that Jimmy signed a Contract stating that he wouldn't lay hands on him and asked him to be at the next Cake Cream Show. James agreed.
Cake Cream and Axl chilled until the next day when a Cake Cream Show was scheduled. James flew in from New York for the Show. Jimmy glared at James and James giggled uncomfortably and nervously.
Axl said,"Jimmy, remember the Contract you signed."
Jimmy said,"Okay, Axl." Cake Cream practiced for the show and the magic of James and Jimmy's awesome guitar playing skills was was kind of back. Andy, Mike, Billy, and Axl smiled. They all put on motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests.
They went to the Venue and practiced again and sounded good. It was time for the Show.
Lots of Cakers came to see Cake Cream. Cake Cream and Axl were proud. But Axl took a precaution.
Axl said,"Anyone in Cake Cream who's birthname is James, I'm going to need you guys to play on opposite sides of the stage."
James Dobson (James) and James King(Jimmy) agreed to listen to Axl and played on opposite sides of the stage.
Cake Cream performed their set and James beyond awesome lead guitar complemented Jimmy's wonderful Bass Guitar. Cake Cream all sounded good but it was clear there was tension between Jimmy and James even with them at opposite sides of the stage. The Cakers enjoyed James being back to his beyond awesome lead guitar however. They cheered wildly.
At the final Sendoff, James and Jimmy were still at opposite sides of the stage. Fans were confused but still cheered wildly. Cake Cream did an awesome show. But then something bad happened.
Jimmy walked up to James and angrily swung his Bass Guitar hard in James's stomach with his bass guitar! James recoiled in pain. The Fans were stunned! So were Axl, James, Andy, Mike, and Billy. Jimmy had signed a legally binding Contract to not lay hands on James! How could he hit James with his Bass Guitar in his stomach?
Axl held back Jimmy again and asked him how could he hit James in the stomach with his Bass Guitar after signing the legal binding Contract forbidding him from laying hands on James.
Jimmy nastily responded,"The Contract states I am not allowed to lay hands on James. I hit James in his stomach with my Bass Guitar. I didn't lay hands on James. Technical Loophole."
Axl was like,"Damn, you're right technically. I should have stated something like,"You're not allowed to hurt James at all!"
Jimmy nastily smirked. James was stunned and Billy, Andy, and Mike tended to James who was groaning in pain. The Show was over.
Fans shook their heads in stunned confusion and left.
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Axl continued to hold back Jimmy. "James, I'm going to have you taken to the ER to get medical attention.
James was wincing in pain and agreed to go to the ER. Axl was torn. Should he accompany James or support Jimmy? James being hit with Jimmy's guitar was his own fault. He shouldn't have had sex with Allison. He knew he was having sex with Jimmy's girlfriend. But James was in need of medical attention. He decided to tell the rest of Cake Cream to accompany James in the ER while he supported Jimmy. Andy, Mike, Billy agreed to accompany James in the ER. James was grateful that Axl was looking out for him this way and that his three brothers were going with him to the ER.
Ambulance was called for James and Axl and he said their goodbyes and Mike, Andy, and Billy were allowed to accompany James in the ambulance. Billy, Andy, and Mike also said their goodbyes to Axl and Jimmy and they said them back. Jimmy and James didn't say anything to each other understandably.
The ambulance left to take James to the ER.
Axl looked at Jimmy thoughtfully. "Hitting James in the stomach with your Guitar wasn't the right thing to do. But I understand your frustration. James did you wrong."
Jimmy responded,"I hate James so much." His voice quivered with emotion."
Axl had a feeling that Jimmy didn't REALLY hate James, he was just in a lot of pain.
"Come on, we'll have a nice boys out, just us two," Axl coaxed. Jimmy smiled.
They went to Carvel Ice cream Parlor and pigged out on Sundaes. They enjoyed hanging out.
They went back home and just chilled and watched TV and chatted.
Already the show they just did was viral. Fans were stunned at how violent Jimmy was to James. He was usually sweet and kind. Fans were wondering if James should press charges on Jimmy for Assault.
Jimmy had a look of panic in his face. "Could James press charges on me for Assault?"
Axl told him reluctantly,"Yes, he could, but right now, he's probably hyped up on painkillers and isn't thinking of pressing charges."
Jimmy relaxed a little. He hoped James wouldn't press charges on him.
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Jimmy and Axl chatted for a long while and Jimmy fell asleep. Axl called Billy and asked how James was holding up.
Billy said," James is on multiple painkillers and is incoherent. The doctors are working hard on him."
Axl replied, "Hopefully he makes a full recovery quickly."
Billy replied,"I hope so too. Billy added,"How is Jimmy?"
Axl replied,"Jimmy is... Jimmy is..... He hesitated.
"Go on," Billy coaxed him.
Axl answered,"Jimmy is worried that James is going to press charges on him for Assault."
Billy was appalled. THAT'S what Jimmy cares about and not how James's health is? He hit him in the stomach with his Bass Guitar for God's sakes!"
Axl replied,"Yeah, I know. "
Billy replied,"Jimmy is being incredibly selfish in this situation."
Hmm. I don't know. Jimmy is just REALLY hurt. He says he hates James but I feel he is just really mad at him. Axl responded. James broke Jimmy's heart by sleeping with Allison."
Billy responded,"But he could have more remorse and compassion for James."
Axl said,"I know."
Billy added, " I love you." Billy made kissing noises over the phone, the implication clear. Axl happily blushed and said,"I love you too," and gave him kisses over the phone right back.
They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Jimmy soon woke up.
Axl looked at him deeply.
"I spoke to Billy and Billy told me that James is on multiple painkillers and is incoherent. Doctors are working hard on him. "
Jimmy coldly replied,"James wouldn't be in this mess if he didn't have sex with Allison."
Axl was appalled at Jimmy's nonchalant response to this.
Jimmy, you landed James in the ER! Have more compassion and remorse!"
Jimmy replied, "What compassion did James have for me when he had sex with Allison? He knew Allison was my girlfriend and he still went into her on purpose. She's not much better. She let him go in her knowing I was her boyfriend and he was one of my brothers. I hate them both so much." Jimmy cried angry tears. It was obvious the pain he was in over this.
Axl comforted him, wiping away his angry tears. Jimmy smiled back.
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Jimmy went to his room. Axl decided to call Mike and ask him to watch Jimmy while he visited James. He wanted to visit James but didn't want to leave Jimmy by himself.
Mike said,"Sure. I'll go home now and we'll make the switch."
Axl smiled.
He didn't tell Jimmy his plan, just let Jimmy watch TV in his room.
Soon, Mike came over and they amicably chatted and made the switch. Axl went to the hospital and went to James's room.
James looked disoriented and drunk. He was babbling incoherently. He was hopped up on multiple painkillers like Billy said.
Billy and Andy were happy that Axl was there.
Billy and Andy pointed out that James was in bad shape. James barely even knew what was going on. Axl could see that. He felt sorry for James. The Doctors were working hard on James. James slipped into a Coma.
"Nooooooooooo!" Axl cried horrified!
Billy and Andy were also horrified!
The Doctors told Andy, Billy, and Axl that they had to leave the room since they weren't James's Family.
Axl, Billy, and Andy claimed they were James's Brothers. Billy and Axl looked at each other and blushed realizing they just called each other Brothers. Andy blushed too.
Billy and Axl said that Billy, Andy, and James were Brothers. Billy and Axl said that they(Billy and Axl) weren't Brothers. Andy backed them up. The Doctors smirked knowingly, thinking about the speculation that Billy and Axl were Boyfriends.
Axl and Billy straight up told the Doctors that they were Boyfriends and begged them not to tell anyone.
The Doctors responded,"We had a deep feeling you guys were Boyfriends. We're not going to tell anyone. "
Axl and Billy thanked the Doctors and they welcomed them.
Axl, Andy, and Billy begged the Doctors to not kick them out. Axl even offered the Doctors 50 million to let them stay. Andy and Billy also offered 50 Million each to let them all stay. The Doctors were touched and told them to keep their 150 million, they'll allow them to all stay without paying 150 million. Axl, Jimmy, and Andy were relieved.
The Doctors worriedly exclaimed that they were losing James.
"Nooooooooooo!" Axl, Billy and Andy claimed in horrified unison!
Axl had a radical idea. He said,"I want you guys to use the thing that you say,"Clear!" With for James.
The Doctors said,"You mean the Defibrillator."
Axl said,"Yes, that's what I mean. James needs to be shocked awake.
The Doctors brought out the Defibrillator, that was ready but were hesitant to use the Defibrillator on James.
Axl emotionally said," James only has about 5 minutes left to live! Please Doctors, James doesn't want or deserve to die, especially at only 26! Please save him! Billy and Andy also begged The Doctors to save James's life.
Axl kept emotionally pleading for them to save James's life.
The Doctors were still hesitant to use the Defibrillator on James.
Axl emotionally said,"I'll do it, Goddamn it!" And went to the Defibrillator. The Doctors tried to stop him, but he refused to listen. He brought the Defibrillator close to James and the paddles on James, giving him the much needed shock to wake up.
James woke up.
The Doctors were amazed that this Music Manager, Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses, who was not a trained medical professional was able to shock James back to life.
James was still incoherent, but at least he was out of his Coma.
Axl smiled at James. Andy and Billy smiled too.
The Doctors seriously told Axl that using the Defibrillator on someone who was hopped up on multiple painkillers could have negative consequences, which is why they were hesitant to use the Defibrillator on James. Axl was just glad James was no longer in a Coma. He did worry about the negative consequences.
They said that they would have to monitor James VERY closely to see if the Defibrillator caused any negative consequences on James.
Axl, Billy, and Andy prayed for James to be okay. James had a mini seizure, but the Doctors were able to stabilize him.
The mini seizure was the only negative consequence that happened and was over very quickly. The Doctors were amazed that Axl saved James's life with the Defibrillator and the only negative consequence was the mini seizure that was over quickly.
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Axl, Andy, and Billy were relieved that James was out of the Coma. But were worried about his incoherent babbling.
Axl sat in a chair, thinking about the mess Cake Cream became. This was not the Cake Cream he signed up for when he chose to become their Manager. He had thoughts of wanting out of this "Bakery," but knew he was tied to them.
In the hospital room, Annie 2014 was playing and Little Girls was playing. Colleen's frustrations with the Little Girls mirrored Axl's frustrations with Cake Cream. The "Get me out of here! And I'm done with Little Girls (Cake Cream) spoke to Axl succinctly. Axl wanted off the Cake Cream ship. But he was stuck because of the Contract he signed to be their Manager. Cake Cream felt more of a Burden to him at this point than Assets. Billy and Andy fell asleep.
Axl called Older Axl and when Older Axl responded,"Axl cried,"I can't take it anymore! I can't do this anymore!" He was crying.
Older Axl worriedly said,"Axl, what's going on?"
Axl through a lot of hysterical tears told Older Axl his frustrations with Cake Cream. He said,"Cake Cream is driving me crazy!" He was close to a mental breakdown.
Older Axl calmly said,"You're a good Manager for Cake Cream. They love and trust you."
Axl said,"Thanks for the warm words, but I just want to leave Cake Cream and just run away!" He cried more.
Older Axl said," You know what? Why don't you take a nice couple of days and just relax? You deserve to be able to relax for a couple of days. I can take care of Cake Cream for you."
Axl was grateful at Older Axl's offer and he gratefully accepted. Older Axl welcomed him. They made plans for Older Axl to switch with Younger Axl today.
Older Axl came to the hospital while Billy and Andy were still asleep and they chatted and made the switch. Axl left the hospital, grateful Older Axl could take care of Cake Cream for him while he went on a much needed mini vacation. Axl took a LYFT to the mall and bought some clothes and other toiletries and then went to the Airport and booked a last minute flight to California and went to the Marriott and went to the front desk to make a last minute booking.
The Front Desk Clerk said, in awe, "You're Axl Rose!"
Axl blushed and admitted he was Axl Rose.
The Clerk asked, "Where is Cake Cream?"
Axl said,"I left them in Older Axl's care and fled to California."
The Front Desk Clerk smiled and said,"You wanted a little getaway just for yourself, right?"
Axl responded,"Yep. I wanted a little getaway for myself, by myself."
The Clerk smiled and booked a room for him. He graciously thanked the Clerk and was welcomed. He went to his room and settled in. He ordered Room Service and paid and ate it. He chilled, enjoying his stay at this hotel.
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Axl's phone rang and it was Billy.
Billy asked ,"Why is Older Axl at the hospital with us and not you?"
Axl responded reluctantly,"I just wanted to get away by myself for a few days."
Billy said,"You just left us suddenly, didn't even say goodbye." He sounded sad.
Axl responded,"I just needed a much needed break and besides, Older Axl is with you, so technically, I'm still with you."
Billy responded,"Older Axl and us don't have the same relationship with each other as you and we do."
"Axl responded,"I was just feeling overwhelmed and stressed out."
Billy responded,"You still love us, don't you?"
Axl responded,"Are you talking about our personal relationship or my Cake Cream Brothersship in general?"
Billy responded,"I am talking about both."
Axl responded,"I still love both."
Billy responded,"Good. I love you in a relationship way and Cake Cream loves you in a Brotherish way too."
Axl smiled and he and Billy chatted for a bit.
Axl asked,"How is James?"
Billy answered, "He's a lot better. He is speaking with a lot of sense now. Speaking a lot more normal. Is a lot more aware about what's going on."
Axl felt a huge sense of relief wash over him.
"Thank God," Axl responded, relieved.
Billy was relieved too. Billy said,"The Doctors say he might be home in a couple of days.
Axl said,"That makes me happy!"
Billy responded,"I'm happy too."
Axl then had an awful thought, "James can't go home with Jimmy still being pissed off at him. He'll most likely hit him again and land him in the hospital again!"
Billy responded,"Yeah, you're right.
Axl said,"Maybe I can get Older Axl to let James live with him for a while."
Billy responded,"Older Axl's pretty busy with Guns N'Roses. I'm not so sure Older Axl will have time to have James living with him. "
Axl responded,"Hmm. Maybe if I BEG Older Axl to let James live with him, he'll see how desperate I am to have him protect James."
Billy said,"Asking Older Axl to let James live with him is a risky question."
Axl replied," If he says no, I can always let James live in a homeless Shelter," Axl said with a hail Mary offer, knowing that Billy wouldn't want James, one of his Brothers, living in a homeless Shelter.
"No!" Billy said desperately. "I don't want James living in a homeless Shelter! "
Axl smiled, knowing Billy wouldn't want James living in a homeless Shelter. His feelings were right.
Billy and Axl chatted seriously about getting Older Axl to let James live with him. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Billy who was with Older Axl asked him how he felt about letting James live with him.
Older Axl responded, "I'm not so sure it's a good idea to let James live with me when I am going to do multiple Guns N'Roses Shows. Billy had also originally said that to Axl.
Older Axl called Axl.
Axl picked up.
Older Axl said,"A little Birdie asked me if James could live with me for a while."
Axl responded,"Please? I mean, James needs to be protected from Jimmy and you're the perfect person to help him out. And besides, you agreed to watch James," Axl tried guilt tripping Older Axl.
Older Axl said,"I agreed to watch Cake Cream for a couple of days while you relaxed on a much needed break for yourself. Not have James live with me for a while." Older Axl said matter of factly.
Axl begged him,"Please? Please? Please? Please?"
Older Axl lightheartedly said," You sound like a desperate dog. I'll do it because I can see how desperate you are for me to protect James from Jimmy and because we're close Family Members."
Axl thanked Older Axl and Older Axl welcomed him. Billy wasn't listening to this conversation. Older Axl had walked away from him.
Older Axl and Axl chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
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Axl chilled for a couple of days by himself in his much needed break from Cake Cream.
He enjoyed his mini break from them.
James had improved even more and had been discharged from the hospital. Older Axl in the ride home told James to turn off his Location so that Jimmy couldn't trace his Location. James did. He took James to his house.
Older Axl said," I get a new Roommate for a while." He smiled, kind of like the weird looking smile Young Axl had when they had done the Demo without telling him about it.
James said, "I hope I won't be a burden to you." He looked at the ground.
Older Axl said, "It's just that I wasn't exactly expecting a new Roommate now."
James said, "Thank you for allowing me to be your Roommate for a while." Older Axl welcomed him.
Older Axl looked at him even deeper. "You really shouldn't have had sex with Allison."
James looked at the ground and acknowledged he shouldn't have had sex with Allison.
Older Axl said,"I'm going to go get ready for a Guns N'Roses Show. Please behave yourself and make yourself at home."
Jimmy smiled and Older Axl got ready for the Guns N'Roses Show. He told James goodbye and James said it back to him. He left.
Allison called James and asked about her and James budding relationship. James said,"I like you, but I can't hurt Jimmy even more than I already did by dating you. I can't date you."
Allison said,"That sucks, I like you, and you like me, but I respect your decision not to date me. Goodbye."
James repeated it too. They both hung up.
James wanted to date Allison but knew dating her would not be okay. James settled in and fell asleep.
Axl called his phone and asked how he was doing.
He responded that he just ended Allison and his budding relationship out of respect of not hurting Jimmy even more.
Axl responded,"I'm proud of you ending your budding relationship with Allison in order to not hurt Jimmy even more."
James responded,"Thank you." Axl welcomed him. Axl asked how he was physically after his hospital stay.
James responded,"I'm holding up well, just chilling in Older Axl's house. Safe from Jimmy. Luckily Older Axl is allowing me to live with him for a while.
Axl didn't know if he should tell him that James living with Older Axl was his idea and he begged Older Axl to let him live with him.
He decided not to. He didn't want to cause James to resent Older Axl or something.
James and Axl chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.
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Axl checked out of the California Marriott and flew back to Florida and then took a LYFT home. Andy, Billy, Mike, and Jimmy were happy to have him back home. He smiled back at them.
He unpacked and Billy and he went to Axl's room and made out passionately. Then they both took naps. Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and he woke up.
Claven Records said that Fans wanted to see them perform at the James L Knight Center again. Axl pointed out that James wasn't with them as Jimmy and James had to be separated.
Jimmy can be the sole bass guitar," Claven Records said matter of factly.
Axl reluctantly agreed.
Claven Records were satisfied. They chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl informed Cake Cream that Fans wanted to see them perform tomorrow at the James L Knight Center.
Cake Cream wanted to chill tomorrow, not perform.
Axl pointed out once again that they were working for the Fans. Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to perform tomorrow at the James L Knight Center.
Axl smiled and they practiced.
The next day, they went to the James L Knight Center for the Show. They practiced and then the Show started. Cake Cream minus James were doing the set wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers. Cops came to arrest Jimmy for assaulting James at the last Cake Cream show! There was obviously a break. Jimmy and Axl had a short chat where Jimmy promised to allow the Cops to peacefully arrest him.
Axl begged the Cops to at least let Cake Cream finish their set as these Fans paid to see Cake Cream perform and he promised Jimmy would peacefully allow them to arrest him and wouldn't run away or fight them or anything like that. Jimmy agreed. The Cops said they would allow Cake Cream to finish performing. Axl and Jimmy thanked them. They were welcomed.
Cake Cream continued the show. They were really good. They did a final sendoff to wild cheering. The show was over. The Cops put handcuffs on Jimmy, who didn't resist. They put him in a Cop car. They drove him to the Police Station. Axl and the rest of Cake Cream went to the Police Station too to support Jimmy. Jimmy was booked and his Bail was $100,000 and his Court Date would be in two days. Axl paid his bail for him and he was free to go until his Court Date. Jimmy thanked Axl for paying his bail and he welcomed him. They went back home. Already Jimmy's arrest went viral. There were reports that Jimmy was kicking and screaming, fighting his arrest wildly like a rabid dog. That wasn't the case at all.
Cake Cream and Axl shook their heads at this knowing that Jimmy surrendered peacefully.
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Axl looked at the Contract he signed to be Cake Cream's Manager. It said he had Power Of Attorney over Cake Cream. He assumed that meant that he could act as their Lawyer. Attorney meant Lawyer, so that must mean he has the power to act as their Attorney.
He told Jimmy he could act as his Lawyer. Jimmy was like ,"Uh, Axl, you're not a Lawyer.
"You guys gave me Power Of Attorney over you guys so that means I can act like your Lawyer. Axl answered.
Cake Cream and Jimmy pointed out that Power Of Attorney did NOT mean that Axl could act as their Lawyer. They explained to him that Power Of Attorney basically meant that he was in charge of their finances and health decisions, such as if they become plagued with elderly Dementia or have serious health issues. Axl was one year younger than all of Cake Cream, so he most likely wouldn't be an eligible Power Of Attorney for them in their old age, but he could make important life decisions for them such as when he used the Defibrillator on James when James slipped into a Coma. Axl was touched that Cake Cream trusted him so much they gave him power over their health and finances. He thanked them and they welcomed him.
Axl did have a say in whether or not Cake Cream could go on the stand such as the Axl Rose vs Brian Washington Court Case. He was their Legal Representative, but not their Lawyer.
Cake Cream and Axl wondered if Axl could still act like Jimmy's Lawyer in Jimmy's case. This was a fine line since both Jimmy and James were Axl's Clients. Axl was like,"I'm pretty sure that me representing Jimmy is a conflict of interest since both Jimmy and James are my Clients. If Jimmy had hit some random dude Allison had sex with, the line to defend Jimmy would be much clearer. The fact that he hit James for having sex with Allison makes this line murky. Very murky."
Axl and Cake Cream chatted more about this. Axl still wasn't clear what to do.
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Axl thought and thought. Maybe he could get Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer and he could act as Jimmy's Lawyer? Technically, Older Axl and Axl were two different People, just close Family Members.
Jimmy went to his room. Axl told Billy and Andy his thoughts and Billy asked "Axl, are you out of your mind? Asking Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer? Older Axl barely even wanted James to live with him and now you're thinking of asking him to act as James's Lawyer?
Andy said,"Do you REALLY think Older Axl would go for this?
Axl was like,"It can't hurt to ask him. Billy and Andy both shook their heads in a "Please don't do it!" Gesture.
Axl said,"I'm still going for it!"
Billy said verbally,"Baby, please don't ask Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer."
Andy said,"It's a plain bad idea. A good Manager listens to his Clients' objections and pleas." Billy backed him up
Axl's stomach churned. He understood that Andy and Billy definitely didn't want him to ask Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer.
He told them he wouldn't ask Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer."
Billy and Andy breathed sighs of relief.
Axl said maybe he could just plain hire two different Lawyers for James and Jimmy.
Billy and Andy said they thought that was better than asking Older Axl to act as James's Lawyer.
Mike came out of his room(Jimmy was still in his room) and they all chatted about this.
Mike said," Actually, letting James and Jimmy pick their OWN lawyers would be ideal."
Billy, Axl, and Andy thought Mike's suggestion was good. Mike smiled.
Jimmy came out of his room and Mike, Billy, Axl, and Andy asked him how he felt about picking his own lawyer for his upcoming court case against James.
Jimmy responded,"I'd be okay with choosing my own lawyer." Everybody smiled.
They went to a law firm and Jimmy chose his own lawyer. He paid the lawyer half upfront. He would pay him the rest after the case. His lawyer practiced the court case with him. They all chatted and then said their goodbyes and left.
They went home and ate and drank. Jimmy fell asleep and Axl called James and gave him a warning to get his own lawyer, one that was NOT the same person Jimmy had chosen for obvious reasons. Axl told him Jimmy's lawyer's name. James thanked him for his suggestions and he welcomed him.
The next day, James hired a different lawyer than Jimmy and paid him half upfront. They practiced the case.
The next day, Jimmy's court date, Mike, Axl, Jimmy Billy and Andy got ready for the court date and went to court. Jimmy's lawyer practiced the court case with him again.
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Soon after, James and his lawyer came in and Jimmy glared at James. Axl thought,"Oh no," and begged Jimmy to not kick James's ass right there in the Courtroom. Everybody was wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.
Jimmy said,"I won't hurt James. "
Axl breathed a relieved sigh.
Court was in Session and everybody was sworn in.
Jimmy's lawyer brought up the fact that Jimmy was a good person and just temporarily lost his temper when he hit James with his Bass Guitar.
James's lawyer said,"My client is the victim of this monster named Jimmy King. James Dobson, my Client almost died in the hospital due to Jimmy attacking him like a wild animal with his Bass Guitar. Jimmy is a wild animal."
Axl was offended that James's Lawyer called Jimmy a monster and a wild animal. Jimmy wasn't a monster. Jimmy was a nice and sweet person who got screwed over by James and Allison. Even James looked offended by Jimmy being called a Monster and a wild animal. James shook his head.
James went on the stand and said,"Jimmy isn't a wild animal or a monster. Jimmy is one of the sweetest and kindest people I know. I had sex with Allison, his ex girlfriend, and shouldn't have, and he has every right to be pissed off at me."
James's Lawyer said,"Shut up, you stupid fool! We need to win this case!"
Axl was appalled at James's Lawyer calling him a stupid fool and telling him to shut up."
Mike, Billy and Andy were like,"Oh hell no!" They were also appalled by James's Lawyer.
James also looked appalled. Jimmy looked appalled too. James made a huge questionable mistake by having sex with Allison, but he did not deserve for his Lawyer to speak to him and about him so incredibly rudely.
Axl said,"Objection. You're fired for incredible rudeness and unprofessionalism to my Client." James looked grateful.
James lawyer nastily responded,"I still get paid in full for agreeing to be this stupid Idiot's lawyer!"
Axl paid him the rest of the money and told him,"Hit the bricks!" James's Lawyer said to James,"Good luck winning your case without a Lawyer, you stupid ass hole!" He smirked and left.
Jimmy did NOT like how James's Lawyer spoke to and about him at all. He'd never seen such atrocious behavior from a lawyer in real life.
But now, James was left with no lawyer.
Jimmy told Axl in private, "If he apologizes to me for having sex with Allison, I'll be willing to completely forgive him. He never did apologize to me for having sex with Allison. That's all I REALLY want."
Axl responded,"That's not an unreasonable thought and is the right thing for James to do. Allison is completely out of the picture, trust me."
Jimmy smiled at Axl and Axl smiled back.
The judge was like,"Wow. That was bad." The judge asked James if he wanted to press charges on Jimmy.
Axl telepathically begged James to not press charges on Jimmy and to just apologize to Jimmy for having sex with Allison.
James took a deep breath and said,"No. I don't want to press charges against Jimmy. I was in the wrong for having sex with Allison and shouldn't have done it."
The judge asked him if he wanted to apologize to Jimmy for having sex with Allison.
James took a deep breath and said," Jimmy, I'm sorry and I apologize for having sex with Allison."
Jimmy said," I accept your apologies. I am sorry for assaulting you."
James accepted his apologies and the judge said that there would be no charges pressed against Jimmy. Jimmy paid his lawyer the rest of the money he owed him.
Court was adjourned and Cake Cream and Axl left and went to Burger King, like old times, eating and enjoying each other's company.
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Axl felt good having all five Cake Cream Members back together.
Axl smiled. Fans were like,"Hey, all five Cake Cream Members and Axl are here! They begged Cake Cream and Axl for selfies and autographs and they obliged. The Fans were happy and left.
James was particularly extra glad he ended his and Allison's budding relationship. His Brotherly Friendship with Jimmy was so worth more than Allison and his budding relationship. James couldn't believe he temporarily threw away a good brotherly friendship with Jimmy who he had known for years for a temporary fling. James told Jimmy that Allison was definitely out of the picture for him. Jimmy added she was out of the picture for him too. They smiled at each other.
Axl decided to draw up a Contract that stated that no Cake Cream Member was ever allowed to have sex with any other Cake Cream's girlfriend (James, Jimmy, and Mike who were all straight) or any Cake Cream's boyfriend (Andy and Billy who were gay). He'd also add that he and Billy wouldn't cheat on each other. He'd make this Contract when they got home. They enjoyed their time at Burger King and went home.
At home, Axl drew up the Contract, and everybody read it, understood, agreed and all 6 signed. Axl smiled. Cake Cream all smiled too.
They went on Social Media and the Court Case today already went viral.
Fans were disgusted and shocked by James's rude and unprofessional Lawyer and they laughed at Axl's "Hit the bricks," barb. They were like, "LMAO! Axl should have punched that Lawyer in the face for talking about and too James so rudely and insulting him!" Cake Cream and Axl laughed themselves. It felt good for Cake Cream and Axl to be laughing together again, back to basics.
James's Lawyer was being boycotted against and he went on the news and claimed he was suing James for this! The Judge pointed out that he had no merit in suing James as James was the victim of his unprofessional and his rudeness and James hadn't said anything to deserve to be sued. The judge pointed out that if anything, James should be the one pressing charges against his Lawyer. The Lawyer sulked, realizing the judge was right.
Cake Cream and Axl shook their heads at James's lawyer's audacity. They then all laughed at the Lawyer.
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Axl looked at Cake Cream and thought of how he had these 4 close Brothers and a Boyfriend who loved him dearly and how he loved them all too. Axl felt happy, the exact opposite of how he felt when he was ready to run away from Cake Cream and wanted out of the "Bakery."
They chilled until the next day and decided they wanted to go to the Youth Fair. They got ready and put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and had fun chilling at the Youth Fair.
A Fan asked Axl how he felt about Cake Cream Members. Axl responded," Andy, Mike, Jimmy, and James are like my Brothers." Andy, James, Mike and Jimmy smiled.
The Fan smirked and pointed out that he didn't say that Billy was like his Brother. Billy blushed.
Axl had a look of panic, thinking about his and Billy's relationship and said,"Stuart is my actual Brother. I wouldn't say that me and Billy are like Stuart and I, but I'd say that Jimmy, Mike, Andy, and James are like Stuart and I. Billy is my close Friend, not my Brother." Billy smiled shyly.
The Fan straight up asked Axl and Billy if they were Lovers. Axl and Billy both said ,"No," in unison. Cake Cream also said that Axl and Billy weren't dating.
The Fan smirked skeptically and asked Billy and Axl if they'd ever kissed each other.
They both said,"No," in Unison again. Cake Cream also said that Axl and Billy had never kissed each other before. The Fan had been filming this whole interaction. Axl suspiciously asked if he was filming this and the Fan said,"No," and ran off.
Billy, Axl, and the rest of Cake Cream shook their heads, knowing exactly what the Fan had just done.
Axl and Cake Cream light heartedly mentioned that this impromptu interview would most likely be going viral soon. They all laughed good naturedly. They had more fun at the Youth Fair and then went home and had pizza and soda.
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Billy said he was going to go to the movies. Cake Cream and Axl said they would go with him. Billy then claimed he was going to go to the Zoo. Billy then claimed he was going to go to the mall. They all said they would go with him. Billy then said he was going to go to the Supermarket. They all said they would go with him.
Billy said,"Please! I just want to go out by myself!" He was acting like Axl kind of, LMAO!
They let him go out by himself. Cake Cream and Axl had a feeling that Billy was really going to go buy more Cocaine.
Billy was wearing a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet. He went to a drug dealer and bought Cocaine from him. He thanked him and was welcomed.
Billy went back home.
Cake Cream and Axl pointed out he was home awfully early. Billy shyly blushed. He went to his room and snorted Cocaine. He then took some Subutex.
He left his room and watched TV with Cake Cream and Axl.
Axl wryly sang in the tune of Mr. Brownstone,"He's been dancing with Mr. Coco. Mr. Coco's been knocking. He won't leave him alone!" Billy blushed. Cake Cream and Axl all pointed out they knew that Billy just did more Cocaine. Billy admitted it and begged them to not tell anyone else.
They were like,"We're not going to tell anyone else about your Cocaine use."
Billy breathed a sigh of relief and thanked them and Cake Cream and Axl welcomed him.
Axl asked,"Did you at least take your Subutex?"
Billy responded,"Yes," I did.
Axl smiled and replied,"At least you're being responsible." Cake Cream smiled too.
They all reminded Billy to only do Cocaine in the house. Billy said,"I know." They all smiled. They continued to watch TV. Billy fell asleep on Axl's lap.
Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and told them that Fans wanted to see them perform at James L Knight Center in two days. They chatted a bit and then said their goodbyes.
Axl told them that Claven Records said Fans wanted to see them perform at James L Knight Center in two days. Cake Cream really didn't want to perform in two days, but Axl once again pointed out they were working for the Fans. They reluctantly agreed to do another James L Knight Center performance. They watched more TV. Billy woke up and they told Billy about yet another James L Knight Center performance in two days. Billy groaned reluctantly but the rest of Cake Cream said,"We're working for the Fans, remember that " Axl smiled. They were repeating his Fan Mantra. They chilled and practiced for two days and then it was time for the show.
They got ready and put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center and practiced again and then the Show started. They performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers Fans were thrilled to have James and Jimmy playing Lead Guitar and Bass Guitar again, amicably close to each other like the good old times. The tension that was present the last time they played together seemed to have been water under the bridge. They sounded really good together. Two great Guitar Gods playing amicably next to each other. In fact, all of Cake Cream did a phenomenal jobs Fans cheered wildly. The show was beyond great.
It was time for the Final Sendoff and everybody was happy, particularly James and Jimmy were happy. The budding Civil War between them ended. The Sendoff was great and the Fans cheered wildly and the Show was over. They went home.
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Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and told them that the Fans wanted another show at the James L Knight Center tomorrow.
Axl groaned reluctantly and told Claven Records to hold on. They did.
He told Cake Cream that Claven Records said that the Fans wanted another show at the James L Knight Center tomorrow and the day after that.
Cake Cream groaned reluctantly. They really didn't want to do another show tomorrow and the day after that. Axl said,"We're working for the Fans, remember that."
Cake Cream once again decided to do the show tomorrow and the day after that. Axl smiled and told Claven Records that Cake Cream would do those shows. Claven Records were happy. They chatted and then soon said goodbye and hung up.
Cake Cream practiced for the two shows, ate, and slept.
The next day, it was time to get ready for the James L Knight Center Show again. Billy was having a hard time getting up. He was awake, he just didn't want to get out of bed. Cake Cream and Axl were like, "Billy, it's time to get ready for the show," and Billy was lethargic and was like,"Start the show without me. I'll meet up with you guys later."
Cake Cream and Axl were like, "Starting the show without your amazing drumming is risky." Billy was like,"Yeah, whatever", and didn't want to get out of bed. He was like,"I'm coming later." Cake Cream and Axl were like,"Okay," reluctantly and went to the James L Knight Center without Billy.
They started the show (They had on Bulletproof vest and motorcycle helmets) and Fans were immediately like,"Where the hell is Billy?"
Axl addressed the elephant in the room and said,"We are down our Drummer, he is feeling a little sick now, but that doesn't mean we can't still have fun with our lead guitar, bass guitar, Singer, and keyboardist!" The Fans were like,"Okay." Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike performed for about an hour, and sounded good but Billy's awesome drumming was missing.
Billy showed up about an hour into the set, clearly looking off. He was stumbling, sweating, jittery, looking very feverish, and played the Drums sloppily and lazily. Fans were like,"What the hell, Billy?" Cake Cream and Axl were also like,"What the hell, Billy?"
Billy had a glazed look in his eyes and his eyes were dilated . He was slurring his words. Axl said,"Stop the show for a much needed break!" The show stopped for the much needed break. Axl asked the James L Knight Staff for a rapid Covid test package, a blood pressure machine, and a thermometer. They gave Axl a Covid test, a blood pressure machine, and a thermometer.
Axl said to Billy,"Come here." Billy obediently came to Axl. Axl said,"I'm going to test your blood pressure. Billy obediently let Axl test his blood pressure. Axl was like, "160 over 100. This seems really high. This can't be good. I'm going to need you to remove your motorcycle helmet so I can test you for Covid and check your temperature. " Billy was like,"Okay." He removed his motorcycle helmet. Axl tested Billy's forehead and was like,"You've got a fever of 102. This is not a good sign. High blood pressure, high fever, I don't like the looks of this." He then used the Covid test on Billy. Billy put on his motorcycle helmet after the Covid test. Axl waited a couple of minutes and was like,"Your Covid Test says that you tested positive for Covid.
I can't believe you did Covid and Came here. Axl quickly corrected himself and said,"I can't believe you got Covid and then came here. You showed up here hopped up on Covid, high blood pressure, and a high fever.. I'm so disappointed that you came here on Covid, a high fever and high blood pressure. We'll talk about this later.
You really shouldn't be on stage right now in your condition. Go home and get some rest." You'll be healthy tomorrow and back tomorrow for the next show." In a lower voice, Axl asked Billy if he took his Subutex. Billy replied, "I forgot."
Axl shook his head. Go home and take the Subutex please." In a louder voice (So that the audience could hear, he told Billy,"Please go home and take your medicine that starts with an S and feel better."
Billy nodded and left. Axl said, "The show can resume." The Show resumed without Billy. Cake Cream and Axl knew exactly what happened. Billy had done Cocaine at home and then showed up to the Show under the influence of Cocaine. Axl had used "Covid," as shorthand for "Cocaine." They didn't want to tell their Fans that Billy had done Cocaine in the house and then come to the show hopped up on it.
The final Sendoff happened and it was kind of weird without Billy, but Fans still cheered wildly. The show was soon over.
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After the show, they were approached by Medical Staff.
The Medical Staff were like,"Care to get tested for Covid?" They had brought 5 Rapid Covid Tests.
Axl, Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike tried to run, but Cops came and told them they'd all be arrested if they refused the tests. The Cops pointed out that since Billy tested positive for Covid, all 5 of them needed to be tested for Covid since they all were in close contact with Billy. Actually, Billy had tested NEGATIVE for Covid when Axl had tested him, he didn't have Covid, Axl just lied to keep Billy's Cocaine addiction a secret.
Axl said with a lot of serious authority,"I want it put in writing that these tests are against our will and we were told if we do not take the tests we will be arrested. I want all results to be strictly confidential and also put in writing that the results are to be strictly confidential. I want it clear that we will NOT be arrested after doing these tests. I will draw up the Contract myself and everyone will read it, understand it, to agree, and sign this legally binding Contract."
Cake Cream was impressed by how quickly Axl put on his authoritative Manager hat. They agreed with what he was saying.
The Medical Staff and police agreed to Axl's demands, uh, negotiations and Axl drew up the Contract very succinctly and thoroughly, making absolutely no mistakes. He made it clear that there was no technical loopholes in this Contract. Everyone read, understood, agreed and signed. Everyone got their own copies of this impromptu Contract.
The Medical Staff did the rapid Covid Tests on everyone and they all tested NEGATIVE for Covid.
They were free to leave and smirked and went home.
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At home, Axl went to check on Billy. Billy was peacefully sleeping. He'd talk to Billy about showing up high on Cocaine tomorrow.
Cake Cream also went to check on Billy and saw him peacefully sleeping. They all decided to let him keep peacefully sleeping.
They all soon went to bed themselves.
The next morning, they all woke up. They ate and got ready for the day. Axl looked at Billy intently. Billy blushed, knowing Axl was about to really let him have it for showing up to Cake Cream show yesterday high on Cocaine. And Billy was right.
Axl said,"Billy, how dare you show up to Cake Cream Show high on Cocaine? You had the audacious nerve to do that.
Billy looked at the ground. "You only told me to do Cocaine in the house. You said nothing about not showing up to Cake Cream Show after doing Cocaine."
Axl was like,"Don't use my own loophole against me."
Billy was like,"Okay. I feel better than yesterday and can perform normally today.
Axl said,"You do look much healthier than yesterday and are speaking a lot better today. Can't wait for you to do your amazing drumming today, not that sloppy and lazy drumming you did yesterday.
Billy blushed shyly.
Axl added tenderly,"I love you."
Billy responded,"I love you too."
They kissed for a little while and Cake Cream all practiced for today's Show. It was soon time for the James L Knight Center show today. They soon left for the show. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.
They went to the James L Knight Center and practiced some more and the Show started. Billy was acting really normal and looked normal and was playing normally.
Cops had shown up to make sure Billy wasn't under the influence after what had happened yesterday.
Axl once again had to stop the show for a break to show that Billy wasn't under the influence.
The Cops said they wanted to test if Billy was under the influence.
Axl said,"I'm Cake Cream's Legal Representative and I have the authority to act as their Authority Figure. I can test if Billy is under the influence."
The Cops allowed Axl to test if Billy was under the influence.
Axl told Billy to come to him again and Billy obediently did.
Axl said,"Billy, I'm going to give you a kind of field sobriety test to test if you are under the influence. I will also be asking you some knowledge questions. Do not start until I tell you to. Do you understand and agree?
Billy understood and agreed.
The Audience was like,"I hope Billy passes his field sobriety tests."
Axl, Cake Cream and Billy all smiled.
Axl said," You may start the test." Billy nodded.
Axl said,"I want you to stand on one leg for 30 seconds." Billy stood on one leg for 30 seconds.
Axl said,"Good. I need you stand on the other leg for another 30 seconds." Billy stood on the other leg for 30 seconds." Axl said,"Good."
Axl said,"I'm going to need you to count from 1-10 backwards. " Billy said,"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. " There were nervous chatterings.
Axl said,"You counted from 1-10 perfectly the normal way. You must have not heard the word backwards. I'm going to need you to count from 1-10 BACKWARDS.
Billy said,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1."
Axl said,"Good."
Axl said,"Billy, I'm going to need you to follow my finger." Axl moved his finger from left to right and then right to left. He put his finger up, and then put it down. Billy followed his finger perfectly.
Axl said,"Good."
Axl said,"You are in the middle of the stage now. I'm going to need you to walk to the left of stage without stumbling and then turn and go back to the middle of the stage without stumbling. "Billy walked back to the left of the stage, turned, and went back to the middle of the stage without stumbling.
Axl said,"Good."
Axl asked,"What is the name of the City and State you live in?"
Billy responded,"Miami, Florida."
Axl responded,"Good."
Axl said, "I'm going to need you to say the Alphabet in the exact order."
Billy said,"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz."
Axl said,"Good."
Axl asked,"What is your full name and age?"
Billy responded," William Anderson Parks. I am 26."
Axl was like,"Good."
Axl was like,"I'm done with my field sobriety test of Billy. Billy passed all of the tests. He is not under the influence."
The Cops were like,"Billy passed all your questions with flying colors, but here is a VERY important test to check if Billy is TRULY not under the influence."
They pulled out a breathalyzer and told Billy to breathe into it. They sanitized the Breathalyzer.
Axl asked the Cops if he could administer the Breathalyzer test.
The Cops were like,"Sure." They handed him the Breathalyzer.
Axl told Billy to blow into the Breathalyzer and Billy obediently did. Billy's Breathalyzer was a 0.0.
Axl showed the Breathalyzer Results to everyone, including the audience. The Audience cheered.
To Billy, Axl said lightheartedly," You passed your Breathalyzer test with a Zero. Just like the Song by The Fixx,"Saved By Zero." Although that technically doesn't apply since you passed all of the tests anyways even before the Breathalyzer. It only helps your case that you also passed the Breathalyzer test with a Zero."
He pretended to talk into a walkie talkie. "Suspect's eyes are clear and not bloodshot, he is not slurring his words, he has passed all field sobriety tests and knowledge questions and passed the Breathalyzer with a 0.0 blood alcohol reading."
Everyone was amused, even the Cops.
Billy smiled. The Audience cheered at Billy passing all of the tests. Cake Cream and Axl also cheered. Billy smiled even more. The Cops were satisfied. Axl gave them back the Breathalyzer. The Cops left.
The Show resumed and it was a really good show. Fans cheered wildly and the final sendoff happened and the Fans cheered even more wildly. The show was over.
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They went home. Already the Cake Cream show from today went viral. Fans were happy Billy passed all his tests but were confused and suspicious that Billy had already been back on stage the day after testing positive for Covid. They pointed out he should have come back about a week later, not the next day. They were like,"Since when does Covid have a one day sickness? Covid usually lasts at least 3 days, not one day People who test positive for Covid are supposed to quarantine for about a week.". "Cake Cream and Axl blushed knowing that Axl straight up lied about Billy having Covid.
They chilled until the next day. The next day, Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and asked if Billy had really tested positive for Covid.
Axl said,"Billy tested negative for Covid. I lied when I claimed he tested positive for Covid."
Claven Records asked,"Why did you lie about Billy testing positive for Covid?"
Axl said, "I plead the fifth."
Claven Records straight up said,"Billy looked and acted sick that day. If he didn't and doesn't have Covid, why did he look and act so sick that day?"
Axl responded, "I plead the fifth," again.
Claven Records asked,"Is Billy a drug addict?"
Axl responded," Billy isn't on drugs." Technically, Axl was telling the truth. Billy was only on one drug, not drugs. Technical Loophole. "
"Maybe we should call Billy and get to the bottom of this," Claven Records said.
Noooooo!" Axl said, having a look of panic on his face.
Claven Records were like,"If there's something going on with Billy, we deserve to know."
Axl took a deep breath and said,'?"Okay, okay, Billy had a one day Flu that day!"
Claven Records were skeptical. Usually the Flu lasts a few days, not just one day."
Axl said,"Billy has a super strong immune system."
Claven Records were like," We're skeptical, but we'll give you the benefit of the doubt and drop this. Glad Billy is back to healthy. "
Axl thanked them and was welcomed.
They chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Social Media was still showing a lot of skepticism about Billy having a one day Covid bout. Axl responded on his Facebook page that Billy had a really strong immune system which is why he was healthy the very next day and only had a one day Covid bout. All of Cake Cream said the same on their Facebook pages. Fans were still skeptical but like Claven Records, decided to give them the benefit of the doubt and drop it.
Cake Cream and Axl were relieved.
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They got ready for bed and slept. The next day, Cake Cream and Axl had another show at the James L Knight Center. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers. The show was really good.
After the show, Axl and Billy told Cake Cream they wanted their privacy for a while. Cake Cream smirked knowingly and let them have their privacy and they thanked them and were welcomed. Billy and Axl went to a secluded corner, took off their motorcycle helmets and shared a long, sensual kiss. Axl had his hand lightly touching Billy's neck. Billy had his arm around Axl's waist. Both of their eyes were closed, enjoying each other and their kiss. They kissed for a while, really getting into this wonderful kiss. They then broke apart and smiled at each other. They left the Venue and went home.
Unbeknownst to them, a Fan had filmed this kiss and put it on Social Media. The kiss video went viral on Social Media.
"No! Cake Cream and Axl said in unison again.
Axl and Billy blushed. Their secret was out.
Fans were like,"I knew Billy and Axl were Boyfriends. They should have just admitted it."
Axl said to Billy,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Billy blushed and laughed.
Other Fans added that Axl might have kept he and Billy's relationship a secret since in 1987, a dude dating another dude was highly taboo. Fans added that in 2022, Society was more open with same sex relationships and Axl and Billy dating really wasn't all that taboo.
Axl and Billy blushed more. Everyone got ready for bed and slept
The next day, Claven Records called Axl and Billy and told them their relationship secret was out. Billy and Axl told them they already knew.
Claven Records told them that them dating each other was okay and they had lots of Gay and Bisexual Fans who would accept and support their relationship. .
Billy and Axl blushed and thanked them and they were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Cake Cream and Axl decided to have a fun day and went to the mall. They were all wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl asked Billy and Axl if the viral video of them kissing was real.
Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike told them softly to just come out of the closet and admit that the viral video of them kissing was true.
Axl and Billy took deep breaths and held hands and admitted that the viral video of them kissing was true and they were Boyfriends.
The Fans smiled and said,"Thanks for clarifying. We had feelings you guys were lovers and now our feelings have been confirmed. Billy and Axl smiled back. The Fans asked for Cake Cream and Axl for Selfies and Autographs and they obliged their Fans. They were all smiling.
The Fans, Cake Cream and Axl all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes. The Fans walked away. Axl and Billy felt relieved, as if a huge weight had been lifted off of their shoulders. Andy said to Axl,"Welcome To The out of the closet Gay Life." Axl and Billy blushed. He told Andy that he was actually Bisexual, but in love with Billy. Billy asked,"Are you going to cheat on me with Women?"
Axl said,"No, I'm committed to our relationship. I love you and won't jeopardize our relationship by cheating on you. I promise."
Billy promised to not cheat on him either as he loved him too.
All of Cake Cream smiled. Cake Cream and Axl hung out, ate and drank in the food court and went home.
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They got ready for bed and slept. The next day, they woke up, ate and got ready for the day. They didn't have any shows for today, so they were able to chill for today. But in a twist of fate..... Claven Records called them and told them that Woodstock 2022 Three Day Festival was underway for the day after tomorrow and Cake Cream were invited to be a part of it.
Axl suggested to Cake Cream that they perform on the first day because the first day is when everyone is in happy moods, but the second and third day, People get pissed, tired, crazy, etc.
Axl also pointed out that if things got horrifically bad like Woodstock 1999, at least Cake Cream would be out of the line of danger if they performed the first day(The safe day) and bolted. They would be safe from suspicion if they weren't there if things went bad
Cake Cream agreed with Axl's thoughts.
Cake Cream and Axl contributed 18 Million(3 million each) to Woodstock 2022. They wanted to prevent the horrific tragedy of Woodstock 1999. They provided for free water, free food, fire extinguishers, free clothes, air conditioners, etc.
Cake Cream and Axl practiced for Woodstock 2022.
Two days later it was time for Woodstock 2022. Cake Cream and Axl went to the Woodstock 2022 Venue wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.and performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers.
Cake Cream was really good and Fans were cheering wildly. They did the final sendoff to wild cheering and then left.
Axl was proud that his Protege, Mentorees, and Clients performed at Woodstock 2022. They all left and went to a Restaurant and had a nice steak dinner and paid and left. They went home.
The Cake Cream Woodstock performance was already going viral and Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were proud. They chatted for a while and got ready for bed and slept.
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The next day, they woke up and are and got ready for the day. On Social Media, Fans wondered if Older Axl was Gay since Young Axl was dating Billy.
Axl responded on Facebook, "Older Axl and I are two different People technically. Older Axl is Straight and I am Bisexual."
Fans were like,"Okay, that makes sense."
Cake Cream and Axl soon went on YouTube and the impromptu interview that Fan did with them was on YouTube. It was viral.
Fans pointed out Axl's look of panic when he was asked if Billy was like his Brother was a huge sign that Billy was his Boyfriend. And the fact that Axl said Billy was his close Friend was also a sign that Billy was his Boyfriend.
Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They knew that the Fan was filming and was going to put it on YouTube and it was going to go viral on YouTube.
Fans posted they had a feeling that Billy and Axl were Boyfriends when that video of them blushing at each other when Secret Lovers by Atlantic Starr played in the Supermarket.
Fans asked if Billy and Axl were going to make out openly in Cake Cream Shows and openly in public now that their relationship was out in the open.
Cake Cream and Axl didn't know if Billy and Axl should make out publicly and at Cake Cream shows even with their relationship being out in the open.
They watched TV and Court TV was airing the John Wilson Court Case and Cake Cream and Axl watched the part where John Wilson straight up called Axl Billy's Boyfriend before Billy and Axl even dated.
Cake Cream and Axl mentioned how ironic it was that John Wilson predicted Billy and Axl being Boyfriends. At the time Billy and Axl straight up ignored John calling Axl Billy's Boyfriend.
Billy and Axl stared at each other lovingly. They were so glad they were dating. But they did find it weird that Axl's shooter and the man who intended to kill Billy predicted them dating. Cake Cream found this weird too.
Axl's multiple gunshot wounds had all healed up nicely, thank God. And Billy had coped very nicely about the trauma over John trying to Murder him.
On YouTube, Fans mentioned Axl purposely taking multiple gunshots for Billy. They mentioned him saving Billy's life.
Axl responded on YouTube,"I didn't purposely take multiple gunshots for Billy. I pushed him out of the way and got shot multiple times instead. I'm glad Billy wasn't shot. In a better scenario, NONE of us would have gotten shot multiple times. "
His post got 200 likes.
Billy said to Axl,"Thank you for pushing me out of harm's way when John aimed at me."
Axl responded with a smile,"You're welcome."
They watched MTV and the Second Woodstock day was underway. People were having fun and Axl and Cake Cream's 18 Million helped a lot. It was not the tragedy so far that Woodstock 1999 was.
But then a rattlesnake came into Woodstock and began biting People! Oh no. Luckily, the 18 Million that Axl and Cake Cream donated provided emergency medical supplies and staff and the bitten People were quickly given medical attention. The rattlesnake was killed and the Woodstock show went on. Woodstock Staff and Woodstock Fans were thanking Cake Cream and Axl for those Donated 18 Million.
Cake Cream and Axl were happy.
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The third Woodstock day, Wild Water performed and they had the bright idea, well, wet idea to pour water on the hot Fans. Fans as in people, not fans the cooling item. A strong breeze happened to put some of the water on the equipment and malfunctioned the equipment. Wild Water got some shocks and medical staff took care of them. None of the Fans were hurt, thank God.
Once again, Cake Cream and Axl were thanked for their 18 Million providing lots of Medical Staff.
Woodstock despite the rattlesnake biting People and Wild Water causing equipment to malfunction by deciding to put water on the hot Fans was a huge success largely in part to Cake Cream and Axl's 18 Million. They were heavily praised for their 18 Million. Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other and smiled.
They chilled until the next day. The next day, Axl decided to book Cake Cream for the Olympic Stadium in Canada. Guns N'Roses is permanently banned from performing there due to a Riot that happened when they didn't show up a long time ago, but Axl reasoned to himself that this would be Cake Cream performing in the Olympic Stadium Concert, not Cake Cream. He told Cake Cream his thoughts and Cake Cream pointed out that Guns N'Roses was banned from performing there.
Axl said,"Guns N'Roses is banned from performing there, but not Cake Cream. Sure you are the New Guns N'Roses, but you are not Guns N'Roses. Technical Loophole. "He was smiling.
Cake Cream agreed with Axl's thoughts and Axl called the Olympic Stadium to book Cake Cream there.
The Manager said,"Guns N'Roses is permanently banned from performing at the Olympic Stadium."
Axl said,"Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses, but they are not Guns N'Roses. Technical Loophole."
The Manager hesitantly agreed to book Cake Cream. He said,"Make sure Cake Cream actually finishes the set. "
Axl smiled and said,"Yes."
The Manager said,"Okay." He gave a booking for three days from now. Axl thanked him and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl told Cake Cream the good news and they were excited. The tickets for the Cake Cream at Olympic Stadium was in a frenzy soon. Lots of Cakers wanted to see them perform.
Cake Cream and Axl chilled, practiced, bought rushed plane tickets and Canada hotel bookings. The couple of days passed in a blur.
The day before the Olympic Stadium Concert, Axl and Cake Cream went to Miami International Airport wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and got processed and went on Air Canada first class and had a luxurious first class experience again.
They landed in Montreal International Airport and took a LYFT to the Marriott Hotel in Montreal.
Billy and Axl had a room and James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy each had their own rooms. They settled in and relaxed. They ordered Room Service and practiced for the Olympic Stadium Concert show tomorrow. They had fun and showered and went to sleep.
The next day, they woke up, ate, showered, got ready for the day, put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets, practiced more,left, ordered a Lyft, did sightseeing and had more fun and went to the Olympic Stadium Concert and they were really good. 100,000 Cakers came from all over the world to see Cake Cream! Axl and Cake Cream were proud. They started performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and were really good.
The Olympic Stadium manager came out in the set and asked Axl to apologize for the early leaving show that got Guns N'Roses permanently banned from the Olympic Stadium a long time ago.
Axl responded,"I would be apologizing for something I personally haven't done in my timeline yet and don't personally remember."
Cakers begun chanting,"Apologize, Axl!" The Manager nodded and even Cake Cream was like,"You really should apologize, Axl".
Axl took a deep breath and said,"I apologize for the early leaving show that Guns N'Roses did in the Olympic Stadium a long time ago."
There was loud applause and the Manager was happy. He told Cake Cream and Axl that the ban against Guns N'Roses was now lifted. Axl, Cakers, and Cake Cream were all happy, but Axl asked to get that in writing. The Manager drew up a Contract and Axl read, understood, agreed and he and the Manager both signed. Cake Cream signed as Witnesses. The matter was settled and the ban against Guns N'Roses was lifted. Cakers cheered wildly. Cake Cream, Axl, and the Manager were happy too. The show resumed. They were really good.
The final sendoff happened to wild cheering and the Show was over. Cake Cream and Axl were really happy.
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They took a LYFT back to their hotel and had fun, ate, and chilled. They showered and got ready for bed and slept.
The next day, they woke up, ate, showered got ready for the day and checked out and left. They took a LYFT to Montreal International Airport and got processed at the Airport and got on the plane back to Miami International Airport. They had a luxurious first class experience again.
At Miami International Airport, they took a LYFT back home. At home, they took long naps. When they woke up, they watched the News and Wild Water had been arrested for throwing water on random People on the streets. Wild Water resisted arrest and had been wildly attacking Police.
Social Media wondered if Wild Water were the New Guns N'Roses. They pointed out that Wild Water were behaving reckless like young Guns N'Roses.
Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.
Axl shook his head. "Guns N'Roses didn't go around throwing water on random People. Nor did we wildly attack police. Wild Water is much wilder than we ever were."
A Social Media post said something like,"No, Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses, not Wild Water."
Cake Cream and Axl smiled.
Wild Water Members had their mugshots taken and they all had remorseless,"I don't give a fuc sneers," on their faces and each even had double middle fingers sticking up.
Axl looked up his own mugshot from 1980 and showed it to Cake Cream and said,"Look at how scared I look in my mugshot." There's a huge difference between the remorseless sneers all of Wild Water is doing and the scared face I have on my 1980 mugshot." Cake Cream pointed out he had a valid point. Axl smiled.
Cake Cream and Axl chatted for a while, chilling and watching more TV.
Wild Water's bail was set at $5,000 each. There were 6 Wild Water Members. Axl and Cake Cream were confused. How was the collective bail($30,000) for Wild Water $10,000 LESS than Axl's $40,000 bail? Axl punched Brian Washington in his face and broke his camera after Brian harassed and stalked him. Wild Water was throwing water on random People on the street and wildly attacked police while resisting arrest!
Cake Cream were like, "Maybe it's because you went on the run for a couple of days, whereas Wild Water got arrested the same day?"
Axl was like,"That could be a valid point."
The News said that Wild Water's Court Date would be tomorrow.
Cake Cream and Axl all shook their heads at the fact that Axl would have rot in jail for three days before his Court Date had it not been for the Go Fund Me, yet Wild Water's Court Date is TOMORROW. WOW.
Cake Cream was like,"Once again, you went on the run for a couple of days, whereas Wild Water was arrested the same day. That has to be a factor."
Axl was like,"You guys hid me for those couple of days!" He childishly stuck out his tongue.
Cake Cream was like,"And you accepted!" They all stuck their tongues out back at him.
They all laughed. They all were glad they could just sit back and play with each other like this.
They relaxed more and then got ready for bed and slept.
The next day, they watched Wild Water's Court Date. Wild Water looked very remorseless, cussing out the judge. Their Lawyers feebly tried to defend them, claiming they were good people who just lost their ways.
The judge wasn't having it and sentenced them to a month behind bars. They flipped off the judge as they were escorted out of the Courtroom.
Cake Cream and Axl shook their heads at the audacity of Wild Water's actions.
Axl said, "How dare people compare Young Guns N'Roses to Wild Water? The audacious nerve!" Cake Cream laughed.
On Social Media, Cake Cream and Axl Critics were ragging and dragging Cake Cream for having Wild Water be their Opening Act.
Cake Cream and Axl responded,"Wild Water opened up for us at only ONE show! And we had no idea they were these rebellious, remorseless hellshaits!"
The Critics were like,"Okay, you guys have solid points."
Axl and Cake Cream soon got off of Social Media. They ordered no contact pizza and soda and ate and drank.
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Axl looked at Wild Water's shows they had done and he realized that Wild Water was actually the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. Cake Cream sounded much better than Guns N'Roses, so they definitely weren't the New Guns N'Roses. Wild Water definitely did sound like Guns N'Roses, and even had the reckless attitude Guns N'Roses had when they were younger. Cake Cream was as good as gold. Cake Cream were nice boys. Also, Mike, the Singer of Cake Cream really didn't sound all that like Axl, he had his own signature style, and but was definitely not the "Front and center," Front Man that Axl was for Guns N'Roses. Jimmy and James, the Guitarists, had more stage presence than Mike did.
But with Wild Water, Sam,the Singer had the in your face, reckless, front man that Young Axl had in the 80's. Wild Water all had that reckless in your face vibe.
Axl was torn. Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. What should he do? He'd look like a douchebag dropping Cake Cream for Wild Water. And like a backstabber.
Axl had a great idea. Maybe he could call Older Axl to be Wild Water's Manager and he could remain Cake Cream's Manager.
Axl called Older Axl and said," Axl, I/we made a huge mistake. Cake Cream is not the new Guns N'Roses. It's Wild Water."
Older Axl said,"I also think that Wild Water sounds much more like us than Cake Cream des and Wild Water has the attitude which Cake Cream doesn't have."
Axl was like,"Good, we're on the same page that Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, and Cake Cream is not."
Older Axl responded,"So, what do you want to do? Leave Cake Cream for Wild Water?" That will make you look really bad."
Axl responded,"I know. Would you like to be Wild Water's Manager and I remain Cake Cream's Manager?"
Older Axl replied with a sigh,"Axl, you're asking a lot out of me. First, I watched Cake Cream for you, then I let James live with me for a couple of days, and now you're asking me to be Wild Water's Manager."
Axl responded, "Okay, fine, let the actual New Guns N'Roses go fall by the wayside before they even really get started." Axl said, sneakily.
Older Axl responded with a sigh,"Okay, fine, I agree to be Wild Water's Manager."
Axl smiled and thanked him.
Older Axl welcomed him.
They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Older Axl called Slash and asked him if he thought that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses.
Slash responded, "Yep, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses."
Older Axl said,"How do you feel about me managing Wild Water?"
Slash responded, "Uh, Wild Water is wild as hell. They're reckless!"
Older Axl responded wryly,"So were we when we were in our 20's. "
Slash responded,"But we weren't THAT reckless and wild!"
Older Axl to responded,"Good point, but maybe we can put Wild Water under our wings and get them to rein in their very reckless and wild nature while getting them to become huge successful Superstars like Cake Cream is. "
Slash responded,"You have good points "
Older Axl smiled and thanked him. Slash agreed that Older Axl should become Wild Water's Manager.
They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Older Axl went down to the local jail cell and decided to bail out Wild Water. He went to visit Wild Water in jail. He took paper and pen with him.
He told the Guard he wanted to pay Wild Water's bail. The Guard looked at him curiously.
Older Axl responded,"I'm W. Axl Rose and I definitely can afford and want to pay Wild Water's bail.
The Guard said,"You sure? Wild Water is very wild."
Older Axl responded, "I'm sure."
The Guard said,"Okay." Older Axl paid Wild Water's bail, and Older Axl was allowed to go to their jail cell. He went to their jail cell and chatted with them.
He told them that he wanted to be their Manager and they were like,"Oh my God, you're W. Axl Rose!" They were starstruck.
Older Axl smiled and told them they were the New Guns N'Roses and if they signed Contracts and let him be their Manager, he could make them very successful.
They agreed. He drew up some Contracts that stated he was their Manager and they agreed to stop being so wild and reckless, i.e, stop attacking Police and assaulting People in general. They nodded. A passing Guard was asked by Older Axl if he could be a Witness and he agreed. Wild Water read, understood, and all signed. Older Axl agreed and the Guard signed as Witness. Wild Water was soon released. Wild Water and W(Older Axl) decided to go to Claven Records and see if Claven Records wanted to sign Wild Water.
Claven Records was hesitant, but W claimed that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses."
Claven Records said,"We thought it was general knowledge that Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses."
W shook his head and said,"No, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream."
Claven Records were like,"But Wild Water is wild and reckless!"
Wild Water and W promised that Wild Water agreed to scale back their wild and reckless nature a lot.
Claven Records tentatively agreed to sign Wild Water up. W, Wild Water, read, understood, and signed the Contracts. Wild Water was officially signed to Claven Records! Claven Records, W, and Wild Water all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and W and Wild Water left.
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W called Axl and said,"The deal is done. Wild Water is now signed to Claven Records and I am their Manager."
Axl responded with a smile,"That's wonderful news!"
W smiled and said,"Thank you."
Axl welcomed him.
W then thought of the fact that he would be very busy doing Guns N'Roses Show and being Wild Water's Manager.
Axl said,"You were lead singer of AC/DC and Guns N'Roses the very same year in 2016. You can do this."
W responded,"I'm not so sure. " He had doubts.
Axl thought of something off the top of his head. Axl said,"Why not combine Guns N'Roses and Wild Water? Wild Water is the New Guns Roses, so why not just bring Wild Water into the Guns N'Roses Family? Why not try something like,"Wild Guns?"
W responded,"That's not too bad of an idea."
Axl thanked him and was welcomed.
W said," Axl, you really do have great ideas."
Axl responded with a playful laugh,"Stop flattering yourself. But, thank you."
W responded back with a laugh. W responded,"I'm really glad you showed up in 2022."
Axl responded,"I'm glad I showed up in 2022 too."
They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Axl admitted to Cake Cream that there were new Claven Records Brothers who were around their ages .
Cake Cream said,"Who are our new Claven Records Brothers?
Axl said,"Let's just say, Amy, my Sister loves Wet And Wild makeup."
Cake Cream were like,"Wet And Wild makeup? Are Wild Water our new Claven Records Brothers?"
Axl said,"Yes."
Cake Cream asked,"Who is Wild Water's Manager?"
Axl responded someone who is like my Older Brother. Though, actually, he'd be more like my Father than my Older Brother."
Cake Cream asked,"Is Older Axl Wild Water's Manager?"
Axl responded,"Yes."
Cake Cream were like,"Why would Older Axl want to Manage Wild Water? They're wild and reckless!"
Axl responded," They can have their wild recklessness reined in by Older Axl and the rest of Guns N'Roses. It'll be fun to have 6 new Brothers.
Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to accept the fact that Wild Water were now their Musical Brothers.
Axl smiled.
Meanwhile, Older Axl booked Wild Water for the next Guns N'Roses Show that night.
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W called Cake Cream and Axl and invited them to go to the Wild Guns Show.
Axl and Cake Cream were delighted to go. W got them 6 Free Wild Guns tickets. Axl and Cake Cream got ready for Wild Guns. They chilled and then got ready for the show. They wear wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.
They went to the Venue and W gave them their tickets, they were excited and he had made all of Wild Guns wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests.
Wild Guns practiced and they sounded good. It was time for the Show. Cake Cream and Axl sat in the front row. Wild Guns performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and they were really good. Wild Water sounded really aggressive and passionate and Guns N'Roses was calm and chill. The perfect balance. Fans of both Wild Water and Guns N'Roses were delighted to see them perform as one Supergroup..
Cake Cream and Axl enjoyed the Show too. The Final Sendoff happened to wild(no pun intended, cheering and then the Show was over.
After the Show, Wild Guns, Cake Cream and Axl all went to dinner and had a great dinner. Axl did a toast to the New Claven Family Members and was toasted back. Axl couldn't believe in a good way that Wild Water was now part of Guns N'Roses. Funny how life turned out. Fans asked everybody for Selfies and Autographs and everybody obliged. The Fans were happy and thanked them and were welcomed. The Fans went back to their own tables.
After eating, Cake Cream and Axl went home.
Already the Wild Guns Show was going viral. Fans were like, That Wild Guns Show was great. We now have two new bands we can jam too, Wild Guns and Cake Cream. "
Cake Cream and Axl blushed happily.
Other Fans were like,"Axl Rose is managing Cake Cream and W. Axl Rose is managing Wild Water. Life is sweet."
Axl and Cake Cream got ready for bed and went to sleep.
The next day, Cake Cream and Axl woke up and on Social Media, there were posts mentioning that Cake Cream didn't have aggressive and reckless edges like Wild Water had. They mentioned that it would be nice to see Cake Cream be more aggressive and reckless.
Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.
Axl said, "You guys shouldn't go be aggressive and reckless. You guys are good as gold nice boys. Your talent is your gimmick.
Cake Cream mentioned mockingly"Nice boys don't play rock and roll. I'm not a nice boy and I never was," From Guns N'Roses Nice Boys song.
Axl said wryly, Guns N'Roses wrote Nice Boys in 1988 when being reckless and aggressive were much more accepted than 2022."
Cake Cream were like,"You have good points," Axl. Axl smiled.
On Social Media, there were posts saying stuff like, " Cake Cream isn't the New Guns N'Roses, they sound really good, but I don't know what they are. Wild Water is actually the New Guns N'Roses."
Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.
Axl took a deep breath and told Cake Cream,"It's true. You aren't the New Guns N'Roses. You guys sound better than Guns N'Roses."
Cake Cream smiled.
Jimmy asked, "Who do you prefer out of us and Guns N'Roses? We promise we won't tell anyone else. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy.
You guys promise to just keep it between us? Axl asked tentatively.
Each and every Cake Cream Member promised.
Axl said," I love both Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream. They're both good Bands. But I feel closer to Cake Cream than Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream is solely MY Band, and I don't share Cake Cream with 4 other People. I love Managing Cake Cream and being part of Cake Cream. Technically, I am no longer part of Guns N'Roses but I am actively part of Cake Cream. It doesn't hurt that I am dating a Cake Cream Member, but never dated a Guns N'Roses Member. He and Billy blushed happily at each other.
All of Cake Cream smiled. Axl felt good telling Cake Cream his feelings.
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They got ready for bed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day.
Cake Cream and Axl were able to chill, no Cake Cream Show today.
They watched a South Park episode where Cartman was singing a song in front of a large audience at a Concert. He was singing off key, so he got booed and said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And stormed off the stage angrily.
Axl said,"I would have said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And left in Cartman's position too. Getting booed is no fun."
Cake Cream giggled.
Axl was like,"What's so funny?"
They showed him the infamous Riverport Concert Riot clip where he stopped the concert and dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and then angrily left early.
Axl said incredulously, "I dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and angrily left early? I must have been on some dumb shait to do that."
"Actually, you were sober in this era," Jimmy said. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy.
"I was sober and did that?" Axl responded.
Cake Cream responded,"Remember this was around the time you went crazy in the early 90's."
Axl nodded and was like,"Man if I did that now, I'd probably be kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that!"
Cake Cream wasn't sure if Axl would have been kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that in 2022.
Axl did some research on the infamous Riverport Concert Riot and wondered how he in the near future ended up being arrested for starting a Riot when he didn't expect a Riot.
Axl said,"If anything, I should have been arrested for assault for smacking the guy in the head, not starting a Riot."
Cake Cream were like,"You have valid points, but this was a long time ago. Luckily, this is water under the bridge in 2022."
Axl smiled. Cake Cream smiled back. They chatted a little more about the infamous Riverport Concert Riot.
They all had a good day, just chilling.
The next day, it was Billy's 27th birthday. Cake Cream and Axl decided to just throw him a private birthday party, just them 6. They ordered birthday cake, ice cream, cookies, chips, soda from Instacart and ordered no contact pizza. The food and soda arrived.
They set up the party and Billy was delighted his 4 Brothers and Boyfriend threw him a party, for just them 6. Axl said,"Happy birthday, Baby," and Billy blushed happily. Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike were like,"Happy birthday, Billy. Billy smiled even more happily. The party was fun and Cake Cream and Axl enjoyed Billy's private birthday party. They got to chill today too. They had a fun day.
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They got ready for bed and went to sleep.
The next day, there were still no Cake Cream Shows. Wild Guns however had a Show today.
Cake Cream and Axl were getting a little suspicious. Were they becoming irrelevant with the "birth of the "New brothers," Wild Water?
Axl and Cake Cream decided to go to Claven Records. They got ready and went to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.
At Claven Records, they straight up asked Timothy if they were becoming irrelevant.
Timothy gave them an uncomfortable look. Cake Cream and Axl knew bad news was coming.
They were like," Just tell us the truth, Timothy. We're adults and can handle it."
Timothy took a deep breath and said,"It's just that Cake Cream was being hailed as the new Guns N'Roses, when you guys aren't. Wild Water actually is the New Guns N'Roses. So now that the TRUE New Guns N'Roses, Wild Water are now in the spotlight, you guys are kind of by the wayside obscurity has beens now. Wild Guns is huge right now."
Cake Cream and Axl were like,"Ouch. This can't be good.
Timothy was like,"A lot of Music Fans are fickle. Sorry about this."
Cake Cream and Axl thanked him for telling them the truth and giving them sympathy. They all had weird looking smiles. They all wanted to cry but wanted to look strong. Timothy welcomed them.
They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went home.
Cake Cream and Axl couldn't believe that they were irrelevant has beens all ready. They JUST became hugely successful.
They wallowed in their misery for that day, just hanging out and commiserating. Axl wondered internally if he should dump Cake Cream and go join the wildly successful Wild Guns. His conscience told him not to do it, not to betray Cake Cream for Wild Guns. He was torn.
Axl was fighting back resentment. Cake Cream was now considered irrelevant has beens and Wild Water/Wild Guns were really successful. He knew that it would be a really big douchebag move to dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns, but Cake Cream were irrelevant has beens now. What Manager would want to be Manager of an irrelevant has beens Band? His heart was saying,"Stay with Cake Cream. Don't dump them for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Cake Cream is a good band and is YOUR band. "His brain was saying,"Dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream is not. Go where the huge success is."
Once again, he was torn. He felt conflicted.
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Cake Cream went up to Axl and each and every one of them all said,"We love you, Axl. And you love us. We're a good Family. Please don't leave us."
Axl had temporarily forgotten about the telepathic relationship all 6 of them had. They must have been reading his mind and been reading his inner conflict about whether or not he should dump them for the currently wildly successful Wild Guns Supergroup. Them telling him that broke him in the good way to listen to his heart and stay with Cake Cream. He had 4 Brothers and a Boyfriend who all loved him and who he loved too.
He answered with a smile,"I love all of you guys too. I'm not leaving you guys."
Cake Cream all smiled. Axl knew he made the right decision by deciding to stick with Cake Cream and not dump them for the currently wildly successful Wild Guns Supergroup. Cake Cream was his family. So what if Cake Cream were considered irrelevant has beens now? They were a good as gold group.
They decided to go to the mall and hang out. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.
Cake Cream hecklers asked Axl how it felt to be the Manager of Cake Cream, who was now an irrelevant has been Band.
Axl responded, "I love being Cake Cream's Manager. They are as good as gold. In fact, they're so good, they're even better than gold. They're Bronze, which is even better than gold!
Cake Cream had to lovingly shake their heads at Axl thinking that Bronze was better than gold. Bronze was worse than gold. They understood what he was trying to say however. Cake Cream was all smiling.
The hecklers were filming this and laughed. It really was funny, Axl thinking Bronze was better than gold. The hecklers soon left.
Cake Cream told Axl in private, "Bronze is WORSE than gold, not better."
Axl realized his mistake and blushed.
Cake Cream thanked him for standing up for them even though he got the precious metals mixed up.
He welcomed them. They had fun chilling at the mall.
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After the mall, they went back home and already Axl's "Bronze is even better than gold," impromptu interview was going viral on YouTube.
Axl and Cake Cream blushed. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl were like,"LMAO! We should make this a hashtag and a meme. #"Bronzeisbetterthangold#"-Axl Rose.
Soon there were a lot of Memes being posted on Social Media comparing gold and bronze and saying stuff like, "That awkward moment when bronze is better than gold."
On SNL, the opening Montage said,"I am a World Class Olympian Runner and they had the audacity to give me the GOLD medal! How DARE they? How insulting! I wanted the damn BRONZE medal! The Bronze medal is better than the Gold medal, don't you know? "The Audience cheered wildly and laughed heartily.
Cake Cream and Axl laughed at how viral Axl's "Bronze is better than gold," thing is.
They chilled more and then went to bed.
The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They were able to chill again since there wasn't any Cake Cream Shows for today.
On the News, there were even multiple segments about the bronze is better than gold thing. There were even jewelry experts that pointed out that Axl's quote actually didn't seem all that off. These jewelry experts pointed out that bronze was a very hard metal, whereas gold was a very soft medal. Meaning bronze is stronger physically than gold. News Anchors were pleasantly surprised.
Axl was beginning to hatch a plan. Maybe he could make Cake Cream's third album and call it Bronze Cake, and have a huge picture of a bronze cake. Why not strike while the iron was still hot on this one?
He told Cake Cream his plan and they thought it was just the perfect title for their third album. They agreed to record Bronze Cake.
He wrote 10 more songs and Mike sang the songs, Andy played Keyboard, Jimmy played Bass Guitar, James played Lead Guitar, and Billy played the Drums. It sounded good. Since today was Sunday, they'd have to wait until Monday to give this to Claven Records. They chilled for the rest of the day.
The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready to go to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left to go to Claven Records.
At Claven Records, they gave Timothy Bronze Cake, he listened to it and loved it. He offered them 50 million each, plus Royalties to sell Bronze Cake to Claven Records. He drew up some Contracts for them. They all read, understood, agreed, and signed. They sold Bronze Cake to Claven Records. Timothy smiled and Zelled them 50 Million each. They each thanked Timothy and vice versa and were welcomed and vice versa. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went back home.
Already, Bronze Cake hit number one on Itunes. Fans loved it! Were Cake Cream and Axl back on top? Was this officially their Comeback Album?
On top of this, in a good way, bronze, the metal was now in a frenzy. Bronze was now trending on Google and in the top three searches on Google. People were clamoring to buy bronze now. Bronze stock went up a LOT. It was a VERY hot commodity now. Axl couldn't believe his,"Bronze is better than gold," quip was the catalyst for all of this.
Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They chilled for the rest of the day.