I’m just sad that Sonny from Donkdown never told anyone about his illegitimate black daughter. I understand he came from a different era.
I’m still awaiting Axl and Don Lockman joining forces.
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I’m just sad that Sonny from Donkdown never told anyone about his illegitimate black daughter. I understand he came from a different era.
I’m still awaiting Axl and Don Lockman joining forces.
When they got to Billy's house, Cake Cream asked Axl how his stay in jail was.
Axl responded with a smile, "It was pretty easy. I was record searched, strip searched, my mugshot and fingerprints taken and put in a cell with drug addicts, drunks, and shoplifters. I slept much of the way and was given a Court Date and bailed out through the Go Fund Me. Thank you guys for the Go Fund Me."
Cake Cream smiled and welcomed him.
Andy asked,"Are you still a Fugitive? Will we still have to hide you?"
Cake Cream couldn't believe that Andy was still bringing up the Fugitive thing.
Axl responded,"I turned myself in and was released on bail just hours later. I'm no longer a Fugitive. You guys don't have to hide me anymore. I can walk openly now. But thank you guys for hiding me."
Cake Cream welcomed him and Axl and Cake Cream bathed and got ready for the day. They went to Denny's. The same Denny's that Axl went to a few days ago. Axl had the same Waiter again.
His Waiter who was named Thomas warmly welcomed him and said,"Long time no see, Axl. Axl blushed and warmly responded back. Okay, I'm Axl Rose. I had to claim I wasn't Axl the other day because of obvious reasons.
Thomas said,"No problem." He warmly talked to Cake Cream too and they warmly responded back. Thomas took all of their orders and left. As they waited for their food, a couple of Guns N'Roses Fans and Cake Cream Fans begged them for Autographs.
Axl said,"Fans asking for Autographs is also a huge part of Rock And Roll." Cake Cream nodded and all of them signed their autographs for their Fans. Their Fans were happy. All of them smiled back. Cake Cream and Axl all chatted with their Fans. The Fans went soon went back to their tables. Cake Cream and Axl's foods were soon given and they ate and drank. After eating, they paid their bills and left.
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Cake Cream and Axl left Denny's and went to the Mall. Axl chose and bought short sleeved shirts, grateful that he didn't have to keep wearing long sleeved shirts now that his secret was out. James, Jimmy, Billy, Mike, and Andy also chose short sleeved shirts. Billy reminded Axl that he had a Court Date coming up in three days and should buy a suit. Axl responded,"Good thinking." Billy smiled. Axl bought a long sleeved black three piece suit.
Cake Cream giggled at his choice.
Axl confused responded,"What's so funny about a long sleeved black three piece suit?"
James responded,"At your court date in 1993, you wore a garish turquoise suit to court. That black three piece suit is a lot better than that garish turquoise suit you wore to Court. Axl asked to see the garish turquoise suit. Cake Cream showed him the garish turquoise suit on YouTube.
Axl responded,"Yikes. What the hell was I thinking with that weird looking suit?" He cringed good naturedly.
They all laughed. Cake Cream bought clothes too and they went home(Billy's house, Billy's house was their home now)
At home, Cake Cream decided to do a practice Court hearing for Axl's upcoming Court Date in order to help him out.
Axl smiled. He was "Sworn in," by James the Baliff.
He took the oath. He was seated.
Andy pretended to be the Creep. The Creep pressing charges on Axl was named Brian Washington.
Billy was Axl's Lawyer.
Mike was the judge.
Jimmy was Brian's (Andy's Lawyer).
Court was in session.
Brian (Andy)and Jimmy claimed they were suing Axl for $100,000 for the camera and for assaulting him. Brian claimed the Camera Axl broke was a Family Heirloom Camera that had been around since 1800.
Billy pointed out that the Camera was filmed in the viral video and it was a Camera that was a 2021 Camera valued at $1,000.
Axl smirked.
Brian(Andy) claimed that Axl's punch cost him $99,000 in an emergency room. Jimmy claimed there was Paperwork. Billy asked to see it. Brian and Jimmy produced an obviously doctored ER bill.
Billy got aggressive and said, "You have produced false Documents in a Court of Law and can be arrested for Fraud. Axl could countersue you for Defamation and major Extortion.
The Judge, Mike upheld what Billy said.
Jimmy and Brian broke down and admitted those were false Documents and they just wanted to exhort a lot of money out of Axl for this.
Billy and Axl smirked. The Judge showed contempt, disgust, and scorn at Brian and Jimmy.
The Judge then showed a lot of professionalism and asked Axl if he pled Guilty to Assault and destruction of property in Brian's case.
Axl pled Guilty to Assaulting Brian and breaking his camera.
Mike ordered Axl to pay Brian $10,000 for Assault and breaking his camera.
Mike ended the Trial. Billy and Axl cheered triumphantly while Brian (Andy) and Jimmy pretended to be defeated. Axl pretended to Zelle Brian(Andy) $10,000.
The Mock Trial Practice was a success.
Cake Cream hired a real Lawyer for Axl. Axl's Lawyer practiced the Court Hearing with Axl and they practiced multiple times. Cake Cream and Axl then chilled for the next three days.
Axl's Court Hearing was for 10 AM. If he didn't show up, he'd have a Bench Warrant and automatically forfeit his Case. Brian Washington was hoping Axl would come late or even miss the Court hearing and forfeit his Case judging by Axl's track record for coming to events really late.
At 7:00, Cake Cream woke up Axl and they all got ready and ate and went to the Courthouse.
Outside of the Courthouse, Fans of Guns N'Roses held up signs saying stuff like,"We love you Axl! We support Axl! Tons of Fans verbally stood up for Axl. Axl smugly blushed at the support of his fans. He signed autographs and thanked the Fans for their support and was welcomed. Axl was wearing the black three piece suit. Axl's Lawyer and he practiced the Court Hearing again. At 9:30, Brian Washington and Brian's Lawyer came to the Courthouse. Even after Cake Cream and Axl. Brian and his Lawyer looked smug until they saw that Axl was already there. Early. Their smugness turned into troubled expressions. Axl smugly smirked at them as if to convey,"I'm here early, Bitches! " Cake Cream also looked at them smugly.
Axl and Brian were sworn in. They took the oaths.
The Court Hearing was in Session and Axl was put on the stand.
Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch gave him a Concussion and the Camera they wanted $200,000 for the broken Camera and the concussion..
Axl's Lawyer pointed out that young Axl didn't even have $20,000 to his name in 2022 and had to be bailed out by the Go Fund Me Charity. Axl's Lawyer also pointed out that asking Axl for $200,000 for a broken Camera and a punch to the face was excessive extortion. Brian's Lawyer claimed a Concussion was worth a lot of money.
Axl was suddenly asked by Brian's Lawyer if Cake Cream hid Axl when he was a Fugitive. Axl REALLY didn't want to answer that. He didn't want to get Cake Cream into trouble. Axl's deep loyalty to his Friends was one of the core aspects of his personality. He hoped his Lawyer would object to that question. He made deep eye contact with his Lawyer, telepathically begging him to object to that question.
His Lawyer got the hint and said,"Objection. Question is irrelevant to case."
The Judge overruled the objection and stated that Axl had to answer the question.
Axl said,"Alright, if I have to answer the question, I was living on the streets alone during my time as a Fugitive." Axl lied.
How did you eat, sleep and use the bathroom and shower if you were a Fugitive living alone? Axl's Lawyer asked him.
Axl's Lawyer objected stating that these questions were personal and the case was about Assault and destruction of property.
The Judge overruled the objection once again. Axl had to respond.
Axl responded. "I bathed in the ocean when no one was around. I bought food and drinks using disguises during my time as a Fugitive. I used public bathrooms. I slept on park benches. I used to be homeless before making it big so I'm pretty familiar with living on the streets."
"So, you never spent any time with any of Cake Cream Members during your time as a Fugitive?
Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.
Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.
Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.
Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.
Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
Axl responded,"I spent no time at all with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.
Brian's Lawyer continued to ask if Axl spent any time with Cake Cream during his time as a Fugitive.
Axl responded, "I have already responded multiple times that I didn't spend any time with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.
Brian's Lawyer said,"I call Cake Cream to the stand for questioning if they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive.
Axl had a look of panic and desperately told his Lawyer,"Stop him!"
Axl's Lawyer objected putting Cake Cream on the stand as this was about Axl assaulting Brian and breaking his Camera, not about whether or not they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive."
The Judge sustained the objection and Cake Cream didn't have to go on the stand. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.
Brian's Lawyer continued to ask Axl if he was with Cake Cream at anytime during his time as a Fugitive. Axl responded,"I have already stated I was living alone on the streets and not with Cake Cream anytime during my time as a Fugitive. I plead the fifth Commandment🤣on any more questions about Cake Cream."
Brian's Lawyer once again asked him if Cake Cream hid him during any of his time as a Fugitive. Axl rolled his eyes in disdain and didn't answer.
Axl's Lawyer said," Once again, objection..My Client has already said he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive and pleaded the Fifth Amendment on additional questions about Cake Cream although he said Commandment. He meant Amendment. Asking him additional questions about this is Badgering harassment. "
Axl gave a relieved look of gratefulness to his Lawyer.
The Judge sustained the objection and Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch sent Brian to the ground immediately after the punch. Axl's Lawyer showed the viral video and it clearly showed Brian wasn't sent to the ground at all immediately after the punch but was standing and walking away. The viral video also showed that Brian had been invading Axl's privacy by constantly following him and snapping pictures of him even after Axl asked him to stop.
The Judge took all of this into consideration. The Judge pointed out Brian was an Instigator in the case and Axl was clearly seen being harassed and followed by Brian. Axl smirked. The Judge also pointed out that Axl could have handled his temper better.
Young Axl Rose showing up in 2022!
This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀
25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe
"Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.
Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."
Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.
The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."
Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.
Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself
omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:
Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.
It was a Hive.
He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.
A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.
An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.
Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.
As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.
The couch will never be the same.
After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.
He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.
Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.
Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.
Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.
Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.
Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.
Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.
The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.
Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.
"Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.
Of course his erection only got harder.
Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.
Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.
Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.
Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.
Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.
Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.
Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.
The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.
Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!
Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.
Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.
Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.
Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.
Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."
She knew what he meant. She sped up.
Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.
It wasn't long before he came.
He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!
He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.
"Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"
She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.
He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.
He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.
One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.
It was delicious.
Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.
He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.
Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.
He knew what she meant. He sped up.
It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.
, hard.
Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.
He loved the taste.
Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.
It didn't take long to fix that problem.
Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.
She was impatient.
Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.
They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.
Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.
He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.
They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.
Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.
This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.
As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.
As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."
A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.
Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.
The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.
Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.
He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.
I was at the KFC on NW 27th Ave in Miami and
witnessed a horrible incident. A female who looked
homeless was eating chicken and throwing the
bones on the floor, leaving nothing on them. She
picked them cleaner then any machine could ever
achieve. She got up to refill her drink and it became
obvious to everyone in the restaurant where the
smell was coming from, her pants were dripping wet
in the rear and had wet feces dropping from them,
leaving a trail to the fountain. She filled her cup with
a high sugar mix and went back to her seat after
picking her rear on the way. She went back to eating
the chicken with vigorously like it was her first meal
in days. A Good Samaritan went to the counter and
let the employee know what was happening. To their
credit the associate who was probably 18 shut the
soda fountain down and asked the customer to
leave. She became belligerent and accused the
Colonel of being racist like Church's Chicken and
singling her out for her mistake. She also asked for
more free chicken and gravy without mashed
potatoes for the insult. After he threatened to call the
police and Walgreens around the corner she stuffed
the chicken remaining in her bag and left. The worker
then asked everyone to leave as the store needed
cleaning and gave everyone a $20 gift card for a
future visit. I feel KFC and the employee did the best
they can but it's apparent they need to better ban
customers with known bowel problems. This
individual is known around Miami for their issues at
casinos, chicken restaurants and on public
transportation.
Karen Nathan arent you an African American Couponer
or did i mistake that along the way lurking youre troll idk, Axl Rose now tho lolllll.. I mean this may be revealing your actual hand too much here for some actually highly intellectual people since, a lying African American woman actually wouldnt even know how to joke about well, Axl Rose imo so lol stop tippin youre hand imo now, we are all watching you now PFA star you are, never tip your hand
On a more sincere serios note Karen Nathan your new and fun the stories
This place needs to be livened up every once in a while, otherwise a few of thee people get all lost in that Mob Mentality idea and and then maybe believe its good, and its not, that's a follower not a leader
Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.
The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.
Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.
Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.
Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!
A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.
Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's right sleeve and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.
Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot. " Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.
Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Jimmy said, Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that had Axl's personal information on it. Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.
Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is. Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said,"Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. Holy shait, Billy said in shock. Michael really is Axl Rose! "
They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.
Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.
He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.
Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "
Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."
Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "my name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating
Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!
My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."
James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."
Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."
Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you."
The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.
Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.
Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.
Cake Cream hired a real Lawyer for Axl. Axl's Lawyer practiced the Court Hearing with Axl and they practiced multiple times. Cake Cream and Axl then chilled for the next three days.
Axl's Court Hearing was for 10 AM. If he didn't show up, he'd have a Bench Warrant and automatically forfeit his Case. Brian Washington was hoping Axl would come late or even miss the Court hearing and forfeit his Case judging by Axl's track record for coming to events really late.
At 7:00, Cake Cream woke up Axl and they all got ready and ate and went to the Courthouse.
Outside of the Courthouse, Fans of Guns N'Roses held up signs saying stuff like,"We love you Axl! We support Axl! Tons of Fans verbally stood up for Axl. Axl smugly blushed at the support of his fans. He signed autographs and thanked the Fans for their support and was welcomed. Axl was wearing the black three piece suit. Axl's Lawyer and he practiced the Court Hearing again. At 9:30, Brian Washington and Brian's Lawyer came to the Courthouse. Even after Cake Cream and Axl. Brian and his Lawyer looked smug until they saw that Axl was already there. Early. Their smugness turned into troubled expressions. Axl smugly smirked at them as if to convey,"I'm here early, Bitches! " Cake Cream also looked at them smugly.
Axl and Brian were sworn in. They took the oaths.
The Court Hearing was in Session and Axl was put on the stand.
Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch gave him a Concussion and the Camera they wanted $200,000 for the broken Camera and the concussion..
Axl's Lawyer pointed out that young Axl didn't even have $20,000 to his name in 2022 and had to be bailed out by the Go Fund Me Charity. Axl's Lawyer also pointed out that asking Axl for $200,000 for a broken Camera and a punch to the face was excessive extortion. Brian's Lawyer claimed a Concussion was worth a lot of money.
Axl was suddenly asked by Brian's Lawyer if Cake Cream hid Axl when he was a Fugitive. Axl REALLY didn't want to answer that. He didn't want to get Cake Cream into trouble. Axl's deep loyalty to his Friends was one of the core aspects of his personality. He hoped his Lawyer would object to that question. He made deep eye contact with his Lawyer, telepathically begging him to object to that question.
His Lawyer got the hint and said,"Objection. Question is irrelevant to case."
The Judge overruled the objection and stated that Axl had to answer the question.
Axl said,"Alright, if I have to answer the question, I was living on the streets alone during my time as a Fugitive." Axl lied.
How did you eat, sleep and use the bathroom and shower if you were a Fugitive living alone? Axl's Lawyer asked him.
Axl's Lawyer objected stating that these questions were personal and the case was about Assault and destruction of property.
The Judge overruled the objection once again. Axl had to respond.
Axl responded. "I bathed in the ocean when no one was around. I bought food and drinks using disguises during my time as a Fugitive. I used public bathrooms. I slept on park benches. I used to be homeless before making it big so I'm pretty familiar with living on the streets."
"So, you never spent any time with any of Cake Cream Members during your time as a Fugitive?
Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.
Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.
Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.
Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.
Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
Axl responded,"I spent no time at all with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.
Brian's Lawyer continued to ask if Axl spent any time with Cake Cream during his time as a Fugitive.
Axl responded, "I have already responded multiple times that I didn't spend any time with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.
Brian's Lawyer said,"I call Cake Cream to the stand for questioning if they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive.
Axl had a look of panic and desperately told his Lawyer,"Stop him!"
Axl's Lawyer objected putting Cake Cream on the stand as this was about Axl assaulting Brian and breaking his Camera, not about whether or not they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive."
The Judge sustained the objection and Cake Cream didn't have to go on the stand. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.
Brian's Lawyer continued to ask Axl if he was with Cake Cream at anytime during his time as a Fugitive. Axl responded,"I have already stated I was living alone on the streets and not with Cake Cream anytime during my time as a Fugitive. I plead the fifth Commandment🤣on any more questions about Cake Cream."
Brian's Lawyer once again asked him if Cake Cream hid him during any of his time as a Fugitive. Axl rolled his eyes in disdain and didn't answer.
Axl's Lawyer said," Once again, objection..My Client has already said he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive and pleaded the Fifth Amendment on additional questions about Cake Cream although he said Commandment. He meant Amendment. Asking him additional questions about this is Badgering harassment. "
Axl gave a relieved look of gratefulness to his Lawyer.
The Judge sustained the objection and Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch sent Brian to the ground immediately after the punch. Axl's Lawyer showed the viral video and it clearly showed Brian wasn't sent to the ground at all immediately after the punch but was standing and walking away. The viral video also showed that Brian had been invading Axl's privacy by constantly following him and snapping pictures of him even after Axl asked him to stop.
The Judge took all of this into consideration. The Judge pointed out Brian was an Instigator in the case and Axl was clearly seen being harassed and followed by Brian. Axl smirked. The Judge also pointed out that Axl could have handled his temper better.
During the recess, everyone was able to take an hour break. During that break, they ate a late breakfast, used the bathroom, talked to their Lawyers, etc. Axl checked his phone and saw he had a Zelle Message saying,"W. Axl Rose sent you 5 Million. We are depositing this money into your account immediately." He checked his Bank Account and sure enough, he had an extra 5 Million in his bank Account! He then saw he had a text message from Older Axl that read,"Hi, Axl. Heard you got into legal trouble. Here is 5 Million to help you out. Use it for your legal troubles and use the rest of the money on whatever you want. ;)
Axl called Older Axl and thanked him for the $5 Million.
Older Axl warmly welcomed him back. They chatted for a little while and then the break was over.
Court was back in Session. Axl told his Lawyer that he was sent extra money from a close Family Member. He and his Lawyer drew up a Contract for $52,000. Axl asked Brian,"Be honest. How much is that Camera I broke REALLY worth? Brian sheepishly answered," $1,000."
Axl said,"I'll pay you $2,000 for the Camera. I'll pay you $50,000 for punching you in the face. All you have to do is sign this legally binding contract stating you will never ask me, Cake Cream, or Guns N'Roses for money ever again and you're $52,000 richer." Brian and his Lawyer read the Contract, and signed.
They did all of this in front of the judge and the Judge agreed to this.
Axl Zelled Brian $52,000. Brian and his Lawyer smirked happily.
Court was soon adjourned since Brian and his Lawyer accepted the Zelled $52,000 and signed a contract.
Axl paid his Lawyer and Brian paid his Lawyer. They all left Court.
More Fans showed support for Axl and Axl warmly thanked them and was welcomed. He signed more autographs.
Cake Cream and he went back to Billy's house (Home). At home, Axl took a very long nap as he was very tired. When he woke up, Cake Cream and he ordered no contact pizza again and ate it. Axl decided to do them a favor and paid them $20,000 each as a "Thank you," for hiding him from Authorities and being such good Friends to him. They were pleasantly surprised to see,"Axl Rose sent you $20,000," on each of their phones. They all thanked him. He welcomed them.
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25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe
"Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.
Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."
Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.
The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."
Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.
Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself
omg thats amazing, heres some fan fiction i didnt write but really enjoy:
Tyler opened his eyes to a dark and strange sight. All around him were strange black shapes attached to the walls. They looked like tubes and bones, shaped in intricate patterns. it covered every inch of the walls, ceiling, and floor, even the window. The door, however, was left untouched.
It was a Hive.
He sat up in his bed and looked for his odd roommate. He saw her curled up in the corner of the room.
A long, black, and curved head with no eyes. A sleek black body, with what seemed like an exoskeleton. Four, powerful legs, each ending in a hand-like appendage. Two fingers and two thumbs, each with claws. Four black tubes coming from her back, extending nearly a foot up. A long, segmented tail, tipped with a sharp blade. Standing over nine feet tall when on it's hind legs.
An Acheronian Xenomorph, one of the last members of its kind, and a female.
Now, don't ask how Tyler knew it was a female, he may or may not have caught a glimpse two weeks ago of a certain, female part.
As for where she came from? Tyler found her outside one day, a mere three weeks ago, several injured with claw and teeth wounds. Suffice to say, he quickly learned of her blood's acidic qualities.
The couch will never be the same.
After she healed, he expected her to leave. She didn't. She stayed. Two weeks later, his room was a Hive.
He didn't mind though. Even then, it's not like he would have told her to stop. Not when she can rip apart solid steel with her hands. Paws. Claws? Whatever they are.
Tyler became aware of a... peculiar smell. It smelled like honey, clear water, and oddly enough, blackberries. It shouldn't have smelled good, but it did. Fortunetly.
Unfortunetly, however, it also excited a certain part. He lied back in bed, while simultaneously raising a knee, to cover a tent, pitched in the sheets.
Naturally, he had morning wood, and that odd, weird, unnatural, delicious smell made it worse.
Woah! Where'd that come from? He though, confused.
Of course, he slept naked. Of course, he managed to kick off the blanket while he slept, but fortunetly left the sheets.
Of course, the Xenomorph smelled hos arousal. After all, she was the one causing it, with her heat pheromones. Not that Tyler knew.
The Xenomorph stood up. On all fours though, so it was only slightly gigantic. It slowly sauntered over to the naked, aroused man, long tail swaying seductively behind her. Not that Tyler saw. His knee blocked her from sight.
Of course, when he felt her grab his leg, he almost shit himself.
"Fucking Hell, Xerah! Fucking scared me!" Tyler exclaimed at the black figure looming over him. He noticed the smell was even stronger than before, and it clouded his mind.
Of course his erection only got harder.
Xerah seemed to smell the air, before slowly forcing Tyler's leg down. He didn't resist. Not that he could. If she really wanted it down, she could have ripped it off.
Of course, having both legs flat on the bed made his arousal extremely obvious.
Tyler looked on, nervous at Xerah's plans, and knowing full well he couldn't stop whatever she was planning.
Xerah made an odd, growling cough as she watched the human squirm in front of her. Tyler realized she was laughing.
Xerah reached down and slowly, ever do slowly, pull back the sheets from Tyler's lower end. His manhood sprang free. A little over seven inches, and throbbing from pent up sexual tension.
Not like he could relievehimself considering his roommate almost never left his side.
Tyler was shocked to see a bit of drool fall from the being's mouth and onto the bed. He was even more shocked to see more 'drool' slide down the Alien's back legs.
The Xenomorph reached out and lightly gripped his member with her large, and surprisingly soft, hands. She slowly move her hands in a up-and-down motion, felt it throb in her hand. That, and Tyler's panting. She figured that meant she was doing good.
Tyler couldn't believe what was happening. A Alien, know for tearing apart prey with bare hands and eating people, was giving him a handjob!
Tyler couldn't help the low groan that sounded out, nor the hand that softly pressured the Alien's head to move down.
Xerah had never done this before, but her Hive Memories helped. Significantly. When she felt his hands push her head down, she knew what to do.
Tyler could only watch in shock and nervousness as her mouth opened, and a black tube slowly extended. The teeth opened wide, far out of the danger zone as the tube engulfed the man's manhood.
Xerah felt herself become more exited at the taste of his shaft, the smell of his arousal, and the sound of his pleasure as he groaned and painted as her Feeder Tube moved at a rapid pace.
Within several minutes, she hear him speak in a strained voice, "I..I'm c..close."
She knew what he meant. She sped up.
Her head bobbed rapidly, assisting the Tube and her hand played with his testicles, feeling them,.massaging them.
It wasn't long before he came.
He uttered a short shout of pleasure, before she tasted the first strand of his seed launched down the Tube and into her throat. She marveled at the taste, and enjoyed the several strands that follow after, before pulling away with a wet pop!
He lied there, panting from the pleasure, and saw that she had lied down beside him. He happened to glance downward, and saw her excitement. He knew what to do.
"Roll over onto your back for me, okay?"
She did. And as she did, the smell become much stronger, and he felt his erection surface again, but he wanted something else, first.
He looked and saw her lips. They were black as well, and as he teased them open, saw the inside was black, too.
He leaned down, and took a deep smell. This close to the source, the scent was driving him crazy. He quickly drove in, and ran his tounge over her lips, slightly parting them as he tasted her. Two things happened.
One, the Xenomoprh twitched and uttered a long, drawn out sigh. Two, he discovered that she tasted as she smelled. Water, Honey, and Blackberries.
It was delicious.
Tyler returned for a second lick. Then a third, a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh. Each time piercing a little deeper and making the Alien a little loader.
He continued for several minutes, tounge buried into her folds, fingers massaging her clit, before he felt her muscles begin to contract.
Xerah let out a long, breathy whimper escape through her throat.
He knew what she meant. He sped up.
It wasn't long before the combined sensations of a tounge licking her most private parts, and a finger toying with her clit sent her over the edge.
, hard.
Tyler did what he could to drink it all, but it ended up coating his neck, chest, and face.
He loved the taste.
Tyler was confused when the Alien got up and placed her front legs on the bed. He realized what she was doing when she raised her tail, even though he wasn't behind her.
It didn't take long to fix that problem.
Tyler felt the tip of his manhood poke the Alien's lips. He rubbed against her, letting himself become lubricated with her juices.
She was impatient.
Tyler felt her tail wrap around his waist and pull him in, her body simultaneously thrusting backwards, hilting him in one move.
They both let out long sighs of pleasure before Tyler touched her tail. She loosened her grip, but remained wrapped around him.
Tyler began to thrust in and out of her, groaning at the feeling of her warmth, and her walls massaging his length.
He continued to move, picking up the pace and increasing force. Their groans and moans becoming louder with each thrust. It wasn't long before they both felt a pressure coming. Xerah tightened her tail just slightly, and Tyler adjusted his grip nearly imperceptibly.
They both knew what the other meant, and they both wanted it.
Xerah came first, signaled by rapid and repeated contraction of her walls and a throaty moan emitting from her throat, followed by her juices coming out in a veritable torrent, soaking his member and crotch more than they already were.
This triggered his own orgasm, as, with a moan, his shaft released spurt after spurt of his hot seed directly into her womb, coating her insides and making her moan again.
As they both came down from their euphoric high, they both lied down in the bed, still joined together.
As sleep overcame them, Tyler spoke in a tired voice, "We have to do this again."
A low purr signaled Xerah's agreement, before they both fell asleep, wrapped and joined together.
Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.
The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.
Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.
He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.
I was at the KFC on NW 27th Ave in Miami and
witnessed a horrible incident. A female who looked
homeless was eating chicken and throwing the
bones on the floor, leaving nothing on them. She
picked them cleaner then any machine could ever
achieve. She got up to refill her drink and it became
obvious to everyone in the restaurant where the
smell was coming from, her pants were dripping wet
in the rear and had wet feces dropping from them,
leaving a trail to the fountain. She filled her cup with
a high sugar mix and went back to her seat after
picking her rear on the way. She went back to eating
the chicken with vigorously like it was her first meal
in days. A Good Samaritan went to the counter and
let the employee know what was happening. To their
credit the associate who was probably 18 shut the
soda fountain down and asked the customer to
leave. She became belligerent and accused the
Colonel of being racist like Church's Chicken and
singling her out for her mistake. She also asked for
more free chicken and gravy without mashed
potatoes for the insult. After he threatened to call the
police and Walgreens around the corner she stuffed
the chicken remaining in her bag and left. The worker
then asked everyone to leave as the store needed
cleaning and gave everyone a $20 gift card for a
future visit. I feel KFC and the employee did the best
they can but it's apparent they need to better ban
customers with known bowel problems. This
individual is known around Miami for their issues at
casinos, chicken restaurants and on public
transportation.
Karen Nathan arent you an African American Couponer
or did i mistake that along the way lurking youre troll idk, Axl Rose now tho lolllll.. I mean this may be revealing your actual hand too much here for some actually highly intellectual people since, a lying African American woman actually wouldnt even know how to joke about well, Axl Rose imo so lol stop tippin youre hand imo now, we are all watching you now PFA star you are, never tip your hand
On a more sincere serios note Karen Nathan your new and fun the stories
This place needs to be livened up every once in a while, otherwise a few of thee people get all lost in that Mob Mentality idea and and then maybe believe its good, and its not, that's a follower not a leader
Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.
The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.
Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.
Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.
Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!
A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.
Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's right sleeve and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.
Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot. " Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.
Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Jimmy said, Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that had Axl's personal information on it. Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.
Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is. Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said,"Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. Holy shait, Billy said in shock. Michael really is Axl Rose! "
They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.
Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.
He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.
Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "
Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."
Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "my name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating
Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!
My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."
James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."
Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."
Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you."
The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.
Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.
Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.
Cake Cream hired a real Lawyer for Axl. Axl's Lawyer practiced the Court Hearing with Axl and they practiced multiple times. Cake Cream and Axl then chilled for the next three days.
Axl's Court Hearing was for 10 AM. If he didn't show up, he'd have a Bench Warrant and automatically forfeit his Case. Brian Washington was hoping Axl would come late or even miss the Court hearing and forfeit his Case judging by Axl's track record for coming to events really late.
At 7:00, Cake Cream woke up Axl and they all got ready and ate and went to the Courthouse.
Outside of the Courthouse, Fans of Guns N'Roses held up signs saying stuff like,"We love you Axl! We support Axl! Tons of Fans verbally stood up for Axl. Axl smugly blushed at the support of his fans. He signed autographs and thanked the Fans for their support and was welcomed. Axl was wearing the black three piece suit. Axl's Lawyer and he practiced the Court Hearing again. At 9:30, Brian Washington and Brian's Lawyer came to the Courthouse. Even after Cake Cream and Axl. Brian and his Lawyer looked smug until they saw that Axl was already there. Early. Their smugness turned into troubled expressions. Axl smugly smirked at them as if to convey,"I'm here early, Bitches! " Cake Cream also looked at them smugly.
Axl and Brian were sworn in. They took the oaths.
The Court Hearing was in Session and Axl was put on the stand.
Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch gave him a Concussion and the Camera they wanted $200,000 for the broken Camera and the concussion..
Axl's Lawyer pointed out that young Axl didn't even have $20,000 to his name in 2022 and had to be bailed out by the Go Fund Me Charity. Axl's Lawyer also pointed out that asking Axl for $200,000 for a broken Camera and a punch to the face was excessive extortion. Brian's Lawyer claimed a Concussion was worth a lot of money.
Axl was suddenly asked by Brian's Lawyer if Cake Cream hid Axl when he was a Fugitive. Axl REALLY didn't want to answer that. He didn't want to get Cake Cream into trouble. Axl's deep loyalty to his Friends was one of the core aspects of his personality. He hoped his Lawyer would object to that question. He made deep eye contact with his Lawyer, telepathically begging him to object to that question.
His Lawyer got the hint and said,"Objection. Question is irrelevant to case."
The Judge overruled the objection and stated that Axl had to answer the question.
Axl said,"Alright, if I have to answer the question, I was living on the streets alone during my time as a Fugitive." Axl lied.
How did you eat, sleep and use the bathroom and shower if you were a Fugitive living alone? Axl's Lawyer asked him.
Axl's Lawyer objected stating that these questions were personal and the case was about Assault and destruction of property.
The Judge overruled the objection once again. Axl had to respond.
Axl responded. "I bathed in the ocean when no one was around. I bought food and drinks using disguises during my time as a Fugitive. I used public bathrooms. I slept on park benches. I used to be homeless before making it big so I'm pretty familiar with living on the streets."
"So, you never spent any time with any of Cake Cream Members during your time as a Fugitive?
Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.
Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.
Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.
Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.
Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.
Axl responded,"I spent no time at all with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.
Brian's Lawyer continued to ask if Axl spent any time with Cake Cream during his time as a Fugitive.
Axl responded, "I have already responded multiple times that I didn't spend any time with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.
Brian's Lawyer said,"I call Cake Cream to the stand for questioning if they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive.
Axl had a look of panic and desperately told his Lawyer,"Stop him!"
Axl's Lawyer objected putting Cake Cream on the stand as this was about Axl assaulting Brian and breaking his Camera, not about whether or not they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive."
The Judge sustained the objection and Cake Cream didn't have to go on the stand. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.
Brian's Lawyer continued to ask Axl if he was with Cake Cream at anytime during his time as a Fugitive. Axl responded,"I have already stated I was living alone on the streets and not with Cake Cream anytime during my time as a Fugitive. I plead the fifth Commandment🤣on any more questions about Cake Cream."
Brian's Lawyer once again asked him if Cake Cream hid him during any of his time as a Fugitive. Axl rolled his eyes in disdain and didn't answer.
Axl's Lawyer said," Once again, objection..My Client has already said he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive and pleaded the Fifth Amendment on additional questions about Cake Cream although he said Commandment. He meant Amendment. Asking him additional questions about this is Badgering harassment. "
Axl gave a relieved look of gratefulness to his Lawyer.
The Judge sustained the objection and Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch sent Brian to the ground immediately after the punch. Axl's Lawyer showed the viral video and it clearly showed Brian wasn't sent to the ground at all immediately after the punch but was standing and walking away. The viral video also showed that Brian had been invading Axl's privacy by constantly following him and snapping pictures of him even after Axl asked him to stop.
The Judge took all of this into consideration. The Judge pointed out Brian was an Instigator in the case and Axl was clearly seen being harassed and followed by Brian. Axl smirked. The Judge also pointed out that Axl could have handled his temper better
Claven Records called Axl's phone. "We need to speak to you face to face," Timothy Wilkinson told Axl sternly.
Axl's heart dropped. He knew it was something bad. Okay, I'll be there soon," he promised.
"You'd better be." Timothy said very seriously. This is REALLY urgent and REALLY bad.
Axl and Timothy politely said goodbyes and Axl hung up.
Axl told Cake Cream he was going to go buy some milk at the grocery store. Billy pointed out there was two gallons of milk.
Axl claimed he was going to buy Silk Milk and needed to physically buy it from a grocery store. James said that he could buy Silk Milk from Instacart.
Axl claimed he really wanted to go get the Silk Milk from the grocery store.
We'll all go with you," Jimmy said. Cake Cream agreed.
Axl had a look of panic in his expression and said,"No! I really want to go get the Silk Milk from the grocery store alone. "
Jimmy responded,"You seem scared, Axl. Are you okay? He asked with concern. Cake Cream looked at each other in concern.
Axl responded, "I'm fine. I just really want to go get Silk Milk from the grocery store. Alone.
The last time you left this house alone, you turned yourself in to the Police Station. Billy quipped lightheartedly but with an undercurrent of concern.
Axl lowered his eyes. Billy asked,"Are you going to turn yourself in again?"
Axl responded," No."
"Where are you really going, Axl, Billy asked in concern.
"I'm going to the Park," Axl lied.
Billy shook his head in concern. "I thought you were going to the grocery store to buy Silk Milk."
Axl said,"I changed my mind. Now I'm going to go to the park."
Billy asked,"We can go to the Park with you," Billy offered.
"No thanks, I want to go to the Park alone," Axl said looking uncomfortable.
Billy asked,"Why are you so hellbent on going somewhere alone? Why don't you want us to go with you? Billy was concerned.
"I just want to be alone," Axl responded. That's all."
Jimmy said,"We want to be there with you whatever is going on. Cake Cream all agreed.
Axl responded harshly,"Why do you guys insist on being with me all the damn time? Why do you guys follow me around like lost puppies? Do you guys not have a life? I already told you I want to go alone. Leave me alone and let me go alone.
Cake Cream agreed to let Axl leave alone. They were concerned for him but it was clear he wanted to be alone. Axl left alone. With his cellphone.
Axl had forgotten that Cake Cream could find his location using his cellphone. Cake Cream traced Axl's Cellphone Location a short while later. They wanted to know where he REALLY was going. Axl's phone was at Claven Records. Cake Cream wondered why Axl went to Claven Records alone and didn't want them to go with him. They found this strange. Why would their Manager go to Claven Records without them? They all agreed that something weird was going on and they were going to surprise Axl at Claven Records and get to the bottom of this. They all left to go to Claven Records.
BUMP.
OP's post is underated. Don't let this thread die; top 3 posts of the decade for sure. I'm still thinking about the fanfic story while playing GnR in the backround (recommended: November Rain on repeat) and getting chills.
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Axl went to Timothy's office, nervously. Axl wanted to be the sole person in trouble and went alone to prevent Cake Cream being labeled Accomplices for whatever bad thing or things Timothy has called him about. Once again, he didn't want Cake Cream to be in trouble.
Timothy sternly said,"Hi, Mr. Rose. Have a seat. He gestured to a desk chair.
Axl sat down.
Timothy said,"Mr. Rose, you signed legally binding documents under a false name. We could have you and Cake Cream indicted for Fraud.
Axl lowered his head. Please don't indict Cake Cream for Fraud. They didn't even know I was Axl Rose at the time we signed those legally binding documents. I didn't tell them that I was really Axl Rose back then. They really thought I was Michael Randall Johnson at the time. They are innocent in this whole mess. "Axl had a look of complete guilt on his face.
Timothy softened. You know what? I'll give you guys another chance. Why don't you call a Cake Cream Member and have them get the rest of Cake Cream to come in and sign the Documents again today, this time with your real name? "
Axl chose to call Billy. When Billy answered, Axl said,"Billy, I made a major bad decision by signing my name as Michael Randall Johnson on the legally binding documents for Cake Cream. Timothy from Claven Records says he will give us another chance if we sign the Documents again but I sign my real name.
Billy said,"So, you're at Claven Records? I thought you said you were going to go to the Park," Billy said knowingly.
"Yes, I'm at Claven Records. Please grab all of the other Cake Cream Members and all of you come to Claven Records," Axl pleaded desperately.
Billy responded,"We'll all be right there," Billy promised. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. He thanked Billy and was welcomed. Axl and he chatted for a few more seconds and then said goodbye and Axl hung up. He told Timothy that Cake Cream was coming over soon. Timothy responded,"Okay."
Literally about two minutes later, there was a knock on Timothy's door and Billy was on the other side. Timothy opened the door and all of Cake Cream was in front of the door.
Axl was stunned. How did Cake Cream come so fast? Cake Cream said they were already in the building when Axl called Billy as they tracked Axl's location using Axl's phone but didn't know which room he was in until Axl said Timothy. Cake Cream was allowed in.
Axl wondered how he forgot that Cake Cream could trace his Location using his cellphone.
Timothy made New copies of the Documents and explained the situation and said that all Cake Cream and Axl had to do was sign the Documents again this time with Axl's real name. Axl said,"I'm going to sign the Documents Axl Rose this time. Billy said "Your Legal name is W. Axl Rose. You'd be wiser to sign them W. Axl Rose, not Axl Rose," Axl responded,"Good thinking, Billy!" And signed the Documents W. Axl Rose this time and all of Cake Cream signed the Documents again too. Timothy said,"Problem solved," with a smile. All of Cake Cream and Axl thanked Timothy for the second chance and was welcomed. Cake Cream and Axl went back home.
At home, Timothy called Axl's Cellphone. He suggested that Cake Cream record an official Debut Album. Axl told Cake Cream this and they were all up to it.
The next day, Axl wrote 10 songs for Cake Cream and Mike sang the songs while James played Guitar, Jimmy played Bass, Andy the Keyboard, and Billy played Drums. It sounded good and Axl suggested the Debut Album be titled something that is related to Cake and Cream and be catchy. He asked,"How about,"All the Sweet Filling?" Cake Cream loved this and Axl suggested the album cover by a huge three layered cake with lots of filling and frosting with a black background. Cake Cream loved this and made the Debut Album with Axl's suggestions and gave it to Claven Records.
Claven Records execs loved All The Sweet Filling and offered them a 20 Million deal plus Royalties to sell it to them. Axl and Cake Cream decided they wanted to take the deal and agreed. Cake Cream and Axl read and signed legally binding Documents (Axl signing W. Axl Rose again learning his lesson, ;) and the 20 Million plus Royalties was given. Cake Cream and Axl were happy with the deal.
Claven Records put All The Sweet Filling on Itunes and it shot to number 1 quickly. Fans loved All The Sweet Filling.
Axl and Cake Cream were ecstatic that All The Sweet Filling was a huge hit. Cake Cream were seriously becoming huge stars.
The next day, Axl went alone to a store and decided to buy each Cake Cream Member a gift. The Cashier smirked knowingly at the gifts Axl bought and Axl blushed shyly. He bought some wrapping paper and wrapped the gifts. When he got home, he gave each of Cake Cream the wrapped gifts.
Billy asked,"Are these Cologne?" Cake Cream also wondered if these were Colognes.
Axl responded with a wink,"Open them and you will see what it is."
They all opened the gifts and the gifts were Trojan Condoms, spermicide, and lubricants. Axl said,"You're becoming huge Rockstars. You're going to have lots of Female Fans throwing themselves at you. The Temptation for sex with your Female Fans is going to be huge, so you're going to need these to protect you from STD's and becoming Fathers.
Andy blushed. Axl asked,"Andy, are you a Virgin?"
Andy responded,"I'm not a Virgin, but I'm not interested in my Female Fans throwing themselves at me. I'm interested in Male Fans." He blushed even more. Cake Cream affirmed that Andy liked Male Fans, not Female Fans.
Axl said, "Andy, you won't need to worry about becoming a Father, but you're still going to need these to protect yourself from STD'S, even if you're only interested in Male Fans." Andy smiled shyly.
Cake Cream thanked him for the gifts and he welcomed them.
Guys, please don't have sex with Underaged Fans. No matter how hot they are or how willing they are to have sex with you, just don't do it. Jail time and a sex offender record just isn't worth it. Axl told them.
Cake Cream decided to heed Axl's advice. They watched the News and Brian Washington after finding out that Cake Cream signed a 20 Million plus Royalties deal claimed he was suing Cake Cream for not stopping Axl from breaking his Camera and punching him in the face.
"Seriously?" Axl said exasperated. "Thank God I had him sign the Contract stating he is never allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $52,000" Axl said, grateful for his foresight.
Brian had bragged on Social Media about getting paid $52,000 by Axl. The News Anchor asked him if he signed any paperwork to get that $52,000. Brian admitted he signed a Contract that claimed he was never to ask Cake Cream for money. The News Anchor told him he didn't have a Case since he signed a Contract. Brian looked defeated.
Cake Cream thanked Axl for protecting them from ever getting sued by Brian . He welcomed them.
"Some People will do anything for money," Axl said looking disappointed and disgusted.
Andy gave Cake Cream a guilty look, remembering the fact that he tried to sell out Axl for $5,000($1,000 cut for each Cake Cream Member). Andy felt remorseful about trying to sell out Axl. Cake Cream acknowledged his guilty and remorseful conscience.
Andy spoke to Billy in private.
Andy said,"Billy, I feel guilty and remorseful about suggesting we sell out Axl for $5,000. Please don't tell Axl what I suggested we do."
Billy responded,"You really shocked us when you suggested we sell out Axl for $5,00. But you quickly learned your lesson. We're not going to tell Axl about what you planned to do. It was an impulsive moment of weakness that you feel awful about. On top of that, he not only protected himself from being sued by Brian ever again, he protected us from ever being sued by Brian. Brian would have sued us if Axl didn't create that Contract that protected us from being sued by Brian. Axl's a true Friend."
Andy smiled. They went back to the living room. Axl gave all of Cake Cream another valuable piece of advice.
"Make sure you get deals in writing. Writing is more valuable than verbal agreements. Had I had accepted just a verbal promise from Brian that he wouldn't ever ask you guys for money, you guys would have been sued by him."
Cake Cream heeded Axl's advice again.
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Axl booked them for an impromptu Show at the local Marriott for the next day. Tickets were $25.
Isn't that a little low? As in REALLY low? Cake Cream asked concerned.
Axl said, " You want your tickets to be low to get more People to see you. At $25 a pop, MOST People can afford that. And besides, you guys are new in the Music Industry. People want to see what you are about, especially live, so you want to start REALLY low. At $25 a pop if you get 300 People to see you, that's $7,500 right there. That's way more than the $500 total you guys got to open for that Guns N'Roses show the other day and more than the $100 total you got at the bar set you guys did too. $2,000 tickets is when you are say The Rolling Stones. Are any of you a Rolling Stone? Are any of you named Mick Jagger? Axl questioned light heartedly. They all shook their heads. Then $25 it is.
They agreed and Axl had them practice their set. They were really good. Axl was proud. He went to a Gun Range and bought 6 Bullet proof vests. And he went to a Sports Store and bought 6 Football Helmets. He went back home and gave them the bullet proof vests and the football helmets. Cake Cream was confused.
Axl responded,"You guys are becoming big stars. You need protection in case they are any gunshots or items thrown. The bulletproof vests will protect your body, the football helmets will protect your head. Duff got hot in the head with a glass bottle at one of our shows and he had to be rushed to the hospital. I'll be damned if I let that happen to any of you guys." They trusted Axl and tried them on. They fit okay. They did more practice and Axl thought Security would need protection too. He hired Security and bought them bulletproof vests and Football Helmets too. He painted "Cake Cream," on all of the Helmets. The next day, they all including Security showed up at the Marriott and were wearing the bulletproof vests and Football Helmets. 900 Fans showed up to see Cake Cream! Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic. They did a great show and Fans loved their Football Helmets and pointed out no other Music Bands wore Football Helmets. Axl was proud of Cake Cream.
After the show, there was tremendous applause and all of Cake Cream took a bow. The show was over and it was time to collect the money. Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic that they made over $22,000 on one show. The Security Guards got paid, People who helped make the show possible were paid and Cake Cream and Axl got paid. They decided to go to an Upscale Restaurant to celebrate their first big gig.
They went to Morton's The Steakhouse and had Waygu Ribeye steak, Lobster, and fries. They had chocolate brownie and ice cream. They had Champagne and Axl made a Toast to Cake Cream and they toasted him back. They had a great meal and paid and left and went home.
At home, they bathed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they went on the internet and saw glowing reviews of their Marriott Show. They were ecstatic. They were huge stars! Claven Records called Axl and told Axl they wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today! Axl protested this, pointing out that they had JUST released their Debut Album a couple of days ago and a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album. Claven Records continued to push they wanted a Sophomore Album from Cake Cream today! Axl felt pressured and disturbed that Claven Records wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today.
He told Claven Records to hold on and they did. Axl asked Cake Cream if they were up to making a Sophomore Album today.
Cake Cream all said," Hell no."
Billy said, "We just did our Debut Album a couple of days ago. And just played a show yesterday. We don't want to do a Sophomore Album today.
All of Cake Cream agreed.
Axl said,"That's what I was thinking." He told Claven Records,"No can do." Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today. Axl got really upset and said,"Cake Cream is TIRED. They just did their Debut Album a couple of days ago and did a show yesterday. They are TIRED.
Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today.
Axl relented and said,"Okay, fine, you win. We'll have the Sophomore Album today."
Claven Records were satisfied and said they looked forward to the Sophomore Album today.
Axl told Cake Cream that Claven Records is pushing the Sophomore Album today.
Cake Cream protested this. Axl had a plan and told them it. He was going to ask Current Guns N'Roses to make the Sophomore Album today and have them act like Cake Cream did it. Cake Cream pointed out that this was risky and hoped it work. Axl hoped it would work too.
Axl called Older Axl, Older Duff, and Older Slash and begged them all to come to Billy's house and make the Sophomore Album for Cake Cream as Claven Records was breathing down their necks for the Sophomore Album today.
Current Guns N'Roses pointed out that a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album, not a couple of days after. Axl admitted he thought the same thing but pointed out Claven Records was really pushing that Sophomore Album today.
Current Guns N'Roses could see how desperate Axl was and decided to come over and impersonate Cake Cream for Younger Axl.
Axl thanked them. He was welcomed.
In about an hour, Current Guns N'Roses came to Billy's house to help out Cake Cream and Axl.
Both Axls were happy to see each other again and Older Axl said wryly, "If anyone else asked us to do what you did, we would have said no. You are so lucky we care about you guys so much. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Axl wrote 10 songs again and Older Axl sang lead trying to imitate Mike's singing, Melissa and Dizzy played the Keyboards, Duff, Richard, Slash played guitars, Frank played Drums. They sounded good. The Current Guns N'Roses pretending to be Cake Cream finished the Sophomore Album and Cake Cream and Axl were grateful. They were thanked.
They all chatted for a bit and then Current Guns N'Roses went to Claven Records and gave the Sophomore Album to Claven Records. Claven Records were satisfied and thanked them for the Sophomore Album. They welcomed them. Cake Cream and Axl were offered 30 million plus Royalties for the Sophomore Album. Cake Cream and Axl accepted the deal and more paperwork was read, understood and signed. They went back home grateful Current Guns N'Roses did the Sophomore Album for them.
The last part was supposed to be ,"Cake Cream gave the Sophomore Album to Claven Records," not Current Guns N'Roses.
Claven Records put the Sophomore Album on ITunes called," Tasty Cake," and Axl had suggested a picture of someone eating Cake and smiling.
Tasty Cake went to Number One again, but this time, Fans were raising their eyebrows commenting that although Tasty Cake sounded good, Tasty Cake sounded off like it was a Band pretending to be Cake Cream instead of Cake Cream themselves. Fans were wondering if there was a Cake Cream Cover Band who made Tasty Cake and put Cake Cream name on it. Axl and Cake Cream stared at each other uneasily knowing exactly what had happened.
The Fans also pointed out how weird it was that Cake Cream's Sophomore Album was released just a few days after their Debut Album, which was virtually unheard of.
Claven Records in an Interview also admitted that they demanded Cake Cream make a Sophomore Album that day Axl had protested making a Sophomore Album just days after Cake Cream's Debut Album and kept fighting hard against it. And then suddenly relented and gave in and gave Tasty Cake to them. Claven Records were asked if they thought Tasty Cake was done by a Cake Cream Cover Band and Claven Records admitted Tasty Cake did seem off.
Fans said they wanted Cake Cream to perform Tasty Cake live to see if they really were the ones who made Tasty Cake.
Cake Cream and Axl once again looked at each other nervously. They were in deep with this.
Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and asked,"Did Cake Cream record Tasty Cake?" Axl responded,"I wrote the 10 songs on Tasty Cake. Cake Cream were there when Tasty Cake was recorded.
Claven Records said,"You said they were there when it was recorded, but you didn't say they recorded it."
Axl's face had a look of troubled turmoil. "Can't you guys just drop it? I told you guys Cake Cream didn't want to do a Sophomore Album just days after their Debut Album. But you guys kept pushing us to make the Sophomore Album that day, so we took desperate measures to satisfy you guys."
Claven Records replied,"So, a Cover Band DID record Cake Cream!"
Axl responded,"I plead the fifth Amendment,".
Claven Records and Axl had terse conversations but Axl wouldn't outright admit that Tasty Cake was released by a Cover Band. They both said goodbye and hung up.
Axl filled in Cake Cream about Claven Records phone call. Cake Cream asked if they were in trouble. Axl responded,"Hopefully not. I didn't outright admit that you guys didn't record Tasty Cake. I don't like ratting out my Friends."
Cake Cream thanked Axl for being their Friend. He welcomed them.
Fans wondered exactly who recorded Tasty Cake. On Social Media, Fans already released a Meme called,"That awkward moment when you pass off Tasty Cake album as your own."
Tasty Cake was receiving a lot of backlash. Fans were saying stuff like,"Cake Cream, just tell the truth about Tasty Cake."
Cake Cream and Axl felt uncomfortable. They were really deep in this. Claven Records called them Axl again and were like, "We have received multiple complaints about Tasty Cake. We're going to have to pull Tasty Cake off of Itunes and Cake Cream and you can kiss future Royalties goodbye unless you guys tell the real truth about Tasty Cake. Axl told Claven Records to hold on and they did.
Axl told Cake Cream the situation and asked them if they were ready to tell the truth about Tasty Cake. Cake Cream lowered their eyes and admitted that they were deep in this and admitted they should tell the truth about Tasty Cake. Axl asked Claven Records if they all could speak tomorrow. Claven Records said okay.
The next day, Cake Cream and Axl went to Claven Records and admitted that Tasty Cake was done by a Cover Band.
Claven Records asked,"Why did you guys use a Cover Band? Why not record Tasty Cake yourselves?"
Axl and Cake Cream pointed out they were desperate to release the Sophomore Album since Claven Records was pushing the Sophomore Album hard and they had just released their Debut Album and did a show at the Marriott and didn't actually want to record Tasty Cake then.
Claven Records asked,"Who actually recorded Tasty Cake?"
Cake Cream and Axl reluctantly admitted that Current Guns N'Roses actually recorded Tasty Cake.
Claven Records said,"We already had a feeling Tasty Cake wasn't actually recorded by you guys. Interesting that you guys got Current Guns N'Roses to record Tasty Cake for you. Tasty Cake sounded off. Claven Records asked Cake Cream if they could record Tasty Cake, this time of day for real. They agreed. They chatted with Claven Records, and then went home.
Cake Cream recorded Tasty Cake for real and named the Album Tasty Cake Reloaded They gave Claven Records Tasty Cake Reloaded and Claven Records loved it. It was a really good Album and this time it was Cake Cream for real.
Cake Cream and Axl asked if they could get Royalties for Reloaded. Claven Records were like,"You guys are already getting Royalties for Tasty Cake. You did scam the general public and us by getting Guns N'Roses to record Tasty Cake for you guys. We don't know."
Cake Cream and Axl pointed out that they did deserve Royalties for actually recording Tasty Cake Reloaded.
Claven Records were thinking. Finally they came up with a solution. They asked Cake Cream and Axl if they could get Current Guns N'Roses to come to Claven Records and get them to confess that they were the real People who recorded Tasty Cake and Current Guns N'Roses could get the Royalties for Tasty Cake. Cake Cream and Axl agreed that this made sense.
Axl called Older Axl and explained the situation and Older Axl answered,"You want us to go to Claven Records and admit we are the real People who recorded Tasty Cake?"
Axl responded,"Please? You guys will get Royalties and Fans of us will love it."
Older Axl wryly responded, "I'm already worth almost 200 million. I don't need Royalties."
Axl responded,"The rest of Current Guns N'Roses would love the Royalties."
Older Axl admitted that Axl had good points and he agreed to ask Current Guns N'Roses to go to Claven Records at around 1 PM tomorrow and admit they were the real People who recorded Tasty Cake.
Axl was grateful and thanked Older Axl. Older Axl welcomed him. Older Axl and Axl chatted for a little while and then both said goodbye.
Axl told Cake Cream and Claven Records that Older Axl agreed to ask Current Guns N'Roses to come to Claven Records at around 1 PM tomorrow. They were all happy.
Claven Records refused to put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes until Current Guns N'Roses came to Claven Records tomorrow and admitted that they were the ones who actually recorded Tasty Cake.
Axl asked, "Can you at least put "All The Right Words?" From Tasty Cake and Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes?" That's the best song. Cake Cream agreed that All The Right Words was the best song.
Claven Records reluctantly agreed to release All The Right Words from Tasty Cake Reloaded to Itunes and Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Claven Records released All The Right Words Cake Cream version to Itunes.
Fans loved All The Right Words, Cake Cream version and were like,"Finally, Cake Cream did the song for real."
Claven Records were happy too. They congratulated Cake Cream and Axl on how well received All The Right Words was. Cake Cream and Axl were happy too. They all chatted a little while later and Cake Cream and Axl went home.
All The Right Words hit Number One on ITunes. Fans continued praising how good it was. Older Axl called Axl and praised how good the Cake Cream version of All The Right Words was. Axl blushed happily. Older Axl called all of Cake Cream and congratulated them on how good All The Right Words was. Everybody thanked Older Axl and Older Axl welcomed them. Cake was a really talented band that were huge Superstars now.
Cake Cream and Axl decided to just kick back and relax. They ordered no contact Burger King and ate and drank.
The next day, at 12:59 exactly, Cake Cream, Axl, and Current Guns N'Roses were in Timothy's office. Timothy was impressed.
Current Guns N'Roses admitted that they were the ones who really recorded Tasty Cake. Cake Cream and Axl confirmed this.
Timothy said,"Well, now that you guys have all confessed, we can move forward and put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes. Everybody smiled. Current Guns N'Roses read, understood, and signed paperwork that said they were the ones who recorded Tasty Cake and they would be getting the Royalties for Tasty Cake. They also got 6 Million each for Tasty Cake. So another 30 Million. Timothy couldn't believe Claven Records would be paying another 30 million base for Tasty Cake. 60 Million base for Tasty Cake. But Timothy decided to suck it up and consider this the cost of doing business. Besides, Claven Records was worth about 700 Million anyways. Claven Records Zelled all of Current Guns N'Roses 6 Million each. Everyone was happy. They all shook hands with Timothy. Timothy was amused at how both Axl and Older Axl had the same unique bending down handshake.
Timothy put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes and it went to number 1 on ITunes. Fans loved it. Everyone in Timothy's office was happy..
They all chatted and soon left. Current Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream and Axl decided to go to a Local Restaurant to celebrate the good thing that just happened.
At the Restaurant, Fans were happy to see both Current Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream and Axl hanging out together. They asked for Autographs and selfies and all 13 of them obliged their Fans. The Fans were ecstatic. Current Guns N'Roses, Cake Cream, and Axl had very nice meals and paid and left.
At home, Axl and Cake Cream watched a Twilight Zone episode was where a grown man ends up time traveling and meeting his younger self. Everybody looked at Axl and pointed out that Axl also time traveled and met himself. Axl blushed.
Axl responded,"My life is like a Twilight Zone episode," he said playfully wryly. "I don't know what's weirder. The fact that I time traveled from 1987 to 2022 or the fact that me and my Older Self coexist at the same time and even talk to each other.
Cake Cream pointed out that both of these were weird as hell.
Axl smiled shyly.
They then watched The Age Of Adeline, a story of a Woman who got into a car crash at age 29 and stayed 29 indefinitely. Even decades later.
Axl wondered if that would happen to him, be age 25 indefinitely. He wondered if next year he would be 26.
Cake Cream pointed out that Age Of Adeline was Fiction and he would not be 25 indefinitely. He'd be 26 next year.
Axl wryly responded,"I time traveled and coexist with my older Self. Who knows what will happen with my age?"
Cake Cream pointed out that he had a good point. Cake Cream pointed out he'd have a grace period of about 5 years before eyebrows started to raise even if he did remain 25 indefinitely.
Axl wondered,"I wonder what happened to my 1987 self. Since I am here in 2022, in 1987, I'm probably considered Missing."
Cake Cream said that since there were two Axls in 2022, his normal 1987 self would be Older Axl in 2022. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. To be sure however, Axl decided to look up,"Did Axl Rose disappear in 1987?"
He got replies about him time traveling from 1987 to 2022 but nothing about him actually missing in 1987. Which meant that Cake Cream was right. Older Axl was the adult version of his normal 1987 self.
Axl smiled and admitted he enjoyed 2022 a lot and didn't actually want to go back to 1987 and pointed out that since Older Axl was the older version of his normal 1987 self, he could truly kick back and relax.
Cake Cream once again pointed out they were glad he was there in 2022 with them. They all smiled.
Axl got a call from the hotel he had been staying at before living at Billy's house and the Manager informed him that he could be in legal trouble because he showed a fake ID to get a hotel room.
Axl had forgotten about getting the hotel room using his fake Michael Randall Johnson ID.
Axl pleaded with the Manager not to press any charges or anything like that. The Manager was thoughtful and asked if he could be at the hotel within the next two hours and they could talk this out face to face. Axl replied,"Okay." Axl agreed.
He took a bath and got ready to go to the Hotel.
He told Cake Cream he was going to the Zoo alone. Cake Cream was suspicious.
Billy pointed out that the Zoo was closed as it was around 6 PM. All of Cake Cream backed up what Billy said.
Axl made up another lie. "Uh, I'm going to see the new Top Gun movie alone," he said nervously.
Billy responded,"The new Top Gun movie doesn't exist yet. It's coming out next month. Cake Cream once again backed up what Billy said.
Axl made up yet another lie. "Uh, I'm going to Duff's house alone in a few minutes!"
Billy responded,"Duff is performing with Current Guns N'Roses now in a different State!"
Axl made up another lie and said,"I'm going to the Library alone!" He was sweating.
Andy pointed out the Library was closed.
"Axl, stop lying. Were are you really going?" Jimmy asked Axl.
Axl gave Cake Cream a pained look.
"Cake Cream asked Axl if he was in any trouble.
Axl responded,"No, I'm not in any trouble," lying and looking at the ground.
Cake Cream responded,"You're in trouble, aren't you." They said concerned.
Axl finally admitted he was in trouble.
Cake Cream responded they would go with him wherever he was going. Axl weakly tried to stop them going with him, but they pointed out that they could trace his Location wherever he was using his cellphone and show up wherever he went like they did with Claven Records.
Axl reluctantly agreed to let them come with him to the Hotel. Cake Cream got ready and Axl and Cake Cream left and went to the Hotel.
At the Hotel, the Manager pointed out that what Axl did was Fraud and could get him jail time. Cake Cream pointed out that Axl couldn't show his REAL ID at the time as it was expired at the time and he couldn't exactly run around admitting he was Axl Rose who time traveled from 1987 to 2022 when he was booking the hotel room. Axl lowered his head and once again begged the Manager not to press any charges.
The Manager took pity on him and said he wouldn't press any charges if Axl would sing a song with Mike for some Cake Cream Fans since Cake Cream was already there. Axl and Mike were willing to do this and Axl asked to get the impromptu plea deal in writing and the Manager drew up legally binding Documents and Axl, Mike and the Manager signed the documents.
Mike and Axl sang,"All The Right Words from Tasty Cake and Tasty Cake Reloaded," for the Cake Cream Fans and they sounded really good and the Fan Guests went wild and loved the impromptu song. The Manager was happy too and told them the matter was settled and they chatted a bit and Cake Cream and Axl soon left and went back home. On YouTube, the Impromptu All The Right Words from the hotel was already going viral on YouTube. Fans loved the Impromptu singing! Cake Cream and Axl all smiled and ate and drank and then changed and went to sleep.
The next day, Cake Cream decided to do a playful one on one interview with Axl for fun. Axl was all up for it and smiled.
Axl got comfortable and laid back, his "I'm ready for an Interview," posture.
Billy asked,"What was your thought process when you and Guns N'Roses created Appetite For Destruction?"
Axl responded,"My thought process when me and Guns N'Roses created Appetite For Destruction was 5 young kids in their 20's just having fun. The only somewhat serious songs are It's So Easy and Mr. Brownstone.
James said,"There have been rumors about Mr. Brownstone being about Heroin. Are the Heroin rumors true?"
Axl responded,"Yes, Mr. Brownstone is about Heroin and how addictive it is and trying to away from Heroin. Izzy actually wrote Mr. Brownstone lyrics and Slash wrote the music for it. They gave it to me to sing and I was like,"Whoa, this is a good song, I love it, I'm going to sing it."
Andy asked," How did you come up with Welcome To The Jungle?"
Axl responded "It's actually a funny story how Welcome To The Jungle came to be. When I was younger, around 21 or 22 my Friends and I were roaming the streets with just a few dollars on us. We had just gotten off of a bus when some random crazy man yelled,"Do you know where you are? You're in the Jungle, Baby! You're going to die!" His random and crazy quote inspired me to write Welcome To The Jungle." I even wrote his crazy and random quote in the song. I remember not being sure if he had said,"Do you know where you are? You're in the Jungle Baby! You're going to die!" Or if it was,"Do you know where you are? You're in the Jungle Baby! You're going down!" So I actually kind of incorporated both. I sang,"You're going to dieeeeeown!" If that crazy man hadn't said that crazy and random quote, Welcome To The Jungle would never have existed. Sweet Child Of Mine would have definitely been the Signature Song of Appetite For Destruction."
Jimmy asked,"Why did you make that siren noise at the beginning of Welcome To The Jungle?"
Axl responded,"Funny thing about that. The opening for Welcome To The Jungle was actually supposed to be doing a "Waaaaaaa," type of wail, but what came out of my mouth was a "Whoo," type of sound, like a Siren. The Producers loved this and told me that the "Whoo," siren sound was perfect and History was made."
Mike asked,"Why is your speaking voice so deep compared to your usually high pitched singing voice?"
Axl responded," I actually started off singing only in my normal Bass Baritone voice, but one day for fun, I sang in a high pitched voice like the one I use for Paradise City, and Music Producers loved my high pitched singing voice and told me I should use that high pitched singing voice most of the time and History was made. I do sing in my normal Bass Baritone voice when singing Mr. Brownstone, It's So Easy, and Patience.
James asked, "Any regrets about Guns N'Roses?
Axl responded,"I regret that all five us didn't stay together throughout the years.
Billy asked, "Why didn't you ever go Solo? Did you ever think of just becoming Axl Rose?
Axl responded, "I love being part of Guns N'Roses. I wouldn't feel right going Solo."
James asked,"Anything you want to say to your Protege, Cake Cream?
Axl looked at them all deeply. "I love being your Manager, your Friend, and your Mentor. All five of you are great musicians and a Singer.You all deserve your mega success. I'm proud of all of you."
Cake Cream all smiled. The for fun interview was soon over.
Axl left the house alone and went looking for a drug dealer. He found one. He asked for Subutex and the Drug Dealer smirked at him knowingly.
The Drug Dealer asked,"Are Cake Cream Drug Addicts?" Axl blushed shyly and said,"No."
"Why are you buying Subutex if Cake Cream aren't drug addicts?"
Axl blushed and said he just wanted to buy the Subutex for reasons he wasn't comfortable talking about.
The Drug Dealer agreed to not ask him about why he was buying Subutex and sold him the Subutex. Axl thanked him and was welcomed and he left and went back home.
At home, he told Cake Cream he bought them more presents for protection and they were curious. "Did you buy us more condoms, spermicides, and lubricants?" James asked.
Axl said,"No, but this gift will protect you. "
They were intrigued and asked Axl for the gifts.
Axl gave them the Subutex gifts and they were confused.
"What's Subutex?" They asked Axl
Axl responded,"Subutex is something you take to combat Drug addiction."
Cake Cream all said none of them were Drug Addicts.
Axl said," You guys are huge Rockstars now. You're most likely going to be offered lots of drugs. The Subutex will help combat Drug Addiction if you do decide to take drugs. Take the Subutex as a protective precaution."
They needed his advice and accepted the Subutex gifts just in case.
Axl added,"Remember the movie Mean Girls when Mrs. George said something like,"If you're going to drink, I'd much rather you do it in this house?"
Cake Cream nodded.
Axl said,"If you're going to do drugs, I'd much rather you do drugs only in this house. And preferably not in front of anybody from the music Industry or Fans."
They agreed to do heed what Axl said. Axl smiled.
Axl and Cake Cream got calls from Claven Records informing them they were up for New Artist Of The Year Award. Axl was wondering how Cake Cream was up for a New Artist Award when they had JUST become huge Rock Stars. Hell, Guns N'Roses were up for New Artist Of The Year 2 years after their Debut, not days after.
Axl told Cake Cream out loud,"Congratulations on being up for New Artist Of The Year. Guns N'Roses wasn't up for New Artist Of The until 1989 two years after our Debut. So already you guys are doing way better than we were." Cake Cream smiled at Axl. Axl smiled back.
Inside, Axl felt a little envious that Cake Cream was already on their way to possibly being much more successful than Guns N'Roses were.
His conscience told him softly, "Be glad you ushered in a successful Band. Be proud of Cake Cream, not jealous."
Axl trying to fight his inner turmoil at Cake Cream's massive success so soon, suggested they go celebrate being up for New Artist Of The Year at the local Italian Restaurant. They agreed and got ready for Dinner.
At the Italian Restaurant, they ordered pasta dishes with chicken and champagne. Cake Cream Fans asked Billy, James, Andy, Jimmy, and Mike for Autographs and not one person asked Axl for his autograph. Axl's stomach churned with resentment,anger, and envy. Cake Cream gave their Fans autographs and Fans were happy. The Fans left.
Their dishes arrived shortly and Axl said,"To Cake Cream, who is up for New Artist Of The Year Award." Cake Cream toasted him back. They ate and drank. Axl was proud of their successes, but feeling like their successes was eclipsing his own successes. After the meal, they paid and went home. On Social Media, Fans were saying they felt Cake Cream was a shoo in to win New Artist Of The Year Award.
Cake Cream was excited.
Axl's resentfulness grew. Deep inside, he knew he should be beyond thrilled that his Protege was up for New Artist Of The Year, but he couldn't help the resentfulness he felt about Cake Cream. Axl admitted to himself that Cake Cream sounded BETTER than Guns N'Roses. Axl thanked God that Cake Cream wasn't around in 1987 or they definitely would have been much bigger Superstars than Guns N'Roses.
The Grammys were going to be in a couple of days. Axl helped Cake Cream get ready as Nominees despite his resentment and envy of them. They were still his Proteges, Friends, Mentorees, and Clients. Axl wrote a speech for them just in case they won.
"We are so honored to be blessed with the New Artist Of The Year Award. Just a little while ago, we were opening Acts and performing in bars and now we have won the New Artist Of The Year Award! We'd like to thank God, Claven Records, Guns N'Roses, Our Fans, The Music Industry in general for this prestigious Award! Thank you all so much!" He gave his written Speech to all of Cake Cream to read and Cake Cream thought Axl's speech looked like they were being arrogant, narcissist, and conceited. They wanted to write their own speech and Axl said,"Okay, go ahead."
Cake Cream wrote," Thank you guys so much for the New Artist Award. We love and strive to make Fans happy and we are honored by the New Artist Award. Thank you Mom, Dad, God, Our Fans, Guns N'Roses, Claven Records, and The Music Industry in general. We wouldn't have this Award if weren't for all of you!"
Axl thought Cake Cream's speech sounded better than his and he told them so. Cake Cream smiled.
Axl and Cake Cream showered and went to bed.
The next day, Axl and Cake Cream went shopping at the Mall for their upcoming Awards Ceremony tomorrow. Axl and Cake Cream all chose Tuxedos. They paid for the Tuxedos. They left and ate at Burger King. They left and went to the Barbershop. Cake Cream all kept their hair short, so they got haircuts at the Barbershop and paid. Axl kept his hair long, so he went to the Salon and got his long hair washed and styled. His Hair was still Jet Black from his first days in 2022 when he dyed his hair Jet Black to avoid looking so much like himself. He paid and they all left.
They all left and went back home. They chilled until the next day. The next day, they all got ready for the Grammys Ceremony. Axl had them all put on the bulletproof vests and had them wear clear football helmets. To show off their haircuts and Axl's hairstyle while protecting their heads.
They had free front row tickets to the Ceremony since they were up for New Artist Of The Year Award. The Award Show was really fun. When it came time for New Artist Of The Year, there were 5 Nominees including Cake Cream. Cake Cream won New Artist Of The Year Award! There were lots of applause for Cake Cream. Cake Cream went up on stage and Axl stayed in the front row in order to let Cake Cream have all the Spotlight. He smiled at them happily. They smiled back at him. They did their handwritten speech and they got loud applause for it. They all held up the New Artist Of The Year Grammy happily. They were soon done and walked off stage and went back to their seats. Axl was proud of them. They smiled back.
Song Of The Year was soon shown and Cake Cream's All The Right Words was nominated! Axl and Cake Cream thought they were ONLY up for New Artist Of The Year Award which they already won. They weren't even thinking about the Song Of The Year Award! They were pleasantly surprised All The Right Words was nominated for Song Of The Year! Axl won Song Of The Year Award for Songwriting it and they all got lots of applause! They got on stage to accept but didn't have a written Speech for Song Of The Year Award since they weren't expecting the Song Of The Year Award. They made a good Speech on the fly about how thankful they were for the Song Of The Year Award and how they weren't expecting it. They got lots of applause and walked off stage with the Song Of The Year Award.
Record Of The Year was Nominated and Cake Cream was nominated for All The Right Words song. They won again. There was loud applause once again. They got up on stage and accepted The Record Of The Year Award. They soon got off stage.
Album of the Year Award was up and Cake Cream was nominated for All The Sweet Filling and Tasty Cake Reloaded. Cake Cream and Axl couldn't believe they were Nominated for a FOURTH Award. They thought they were Nominated for only ONE award. They were one of the rarest Bands to have their Debut Album and their Sophomore Album be up for Album Of The Year simultaneously. Tasty Cake Reloaded won. Cake Cream once again went up on stage and got the Grammy for Album Of The Year. There were lots of applause once again. Cake Cream said they definitely weren't expecting Album Of The Year and were thankful for it. There was more applause and they once walked off stage. They had FOUR Grammys in just ONE night. Axl was extremely proud of Cake Cream. He couldn't believe his Protege won FOUR Grammys in just ONE night. Cake Cream was happy too.
Best Performance was nominated and Cake Cream was nominated for their Marriott Show Performance. They won the Grammy for Best Performance. They won. They got up once again and accepted the Grammy. They couldn't believe they won another Grammy. There was once again loud applause.
Best Collaboration was next. Axl Rose and Mike Smith of Cake Cream were Nominated for their Duet of All The Right Words at the hotel the other day. Axl and Mike won Best Collaboration. Axl and Mike accepted the Grammy for Best Collaboration. There was once again loud applause. Cake Cream won SIX Grammys in ONE night!
The Grammys were soon over and Cake Cream and Axl celebrated the SIX Grammy wins at a Restaurant and ate, drank, paid, and went home. They were extremely happy about the SIX Grammy wins.
They went to sleep. The next day, their 6 Grammy Win was all over Social Media. They made Grammy History for their 6 Grammy wins. They were excited.
But the Grammy Committee said that Cake Cream was too New to qualify for 5 of the 6 Grammy wins they got and the Grammy Committee said that the majority of the Cake Cream Nominations were supposed to be for 2023, not 2022. The Grammy Committee said that Cake Cream was ONLY up for New Artist Of The Year for 2022. And was accidentally put for Nominations in 2022 when it was supposed to be for 2023.
The Grammy Committee suggested that Cake Cream and Axl give back five Grammys since they were supposed to be for next year's Grammys. But said it was Cake Cream and Axl's choices if they wanted to give back 5 Grammys. The Grammy Committee said they were completely free to keep the New Artist Of The Year Award since it was the ONLY one they truly were qualified for for this year.
Cake Cream and Axl stared at each other incredulously. The Grammy Committee wanted them to give back 5 Grammys? That they JUST won? Cake Cream and Axl had trouble with the choice of giving back 5 Grammys.
Axl weighed the options and told Cake Cream that giving back the 5 Grammys was the right thing to do since they didn't actually qualify this year.
Cake Cream pointed out that they didn't WANT to give back the 5 Grammys. They wanted to keep them. Axl commiserated with them pointing out that he would also lose The Song Of The Year Songwriter Grammy, his ONLY Grammy, but pointed out that they should give back the 5 Grammys to show that they were humble and not egotistical. Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to give back the 5 Grammys. Axl smiled. Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and asked them if they were going to give back the 5 Grammys. They all reluctantly said,"Yes." Axl said he would too.
Claven Records responded, "It's a good thing you're going to give back the 5 Grammys. It sucks, and we do feel sorry for you, but it's the right thing to do. Cake Cream and Axl thanked Claven Records for showing them some kind of sympathy. Claven Records and Cake Cream and Axl chatted a little longer, and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
The Grammy Committee called Cake Cream and Axl and asked them if they were going to give back the 5 Grammys. They all said yes. The Grammy Committee was thrilled.
The Grammy Committee said they would do an emergency Grammy Award Ceremony in a couple of days where Cake Cream and Axl give back the 5 Grammys and whoever got the most votes besides Cake Cream and Axl would be Awarded the Grammys. Cake Cream and Axl didn't like the fact that they had to give back the 5 Grammys, but deep down inside they all knew it was what should be done.
News of Cake Cream and Axl agreeing to give back the 5 Grammys went viral quickly and got a lot of buzz and controversy. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Axl quipped lightheartedly,"Well, you guys are definitely huge Superstars now. Guns N'Roses doesn't have this Grammy dilemma."
Cake Cream chuckled at this. Axl smiled back.
They chilled for the next couple of days and then it was the day of the Emergency Grammy Awards Ceremony.
At the Emergency Grammy Awards Ceremony, Axl suggested Cake Cream and himself each hand the rightful Winner the Grammy after giving back the Grammies . Cake Cream agreed. The Grammy Committee said this was a bold move, but they loved it. The Emergency Grammy Awards Ceremony was underway soon and Mike and Axl gave back the Best Collaboration Grammy and gave it to the rightful Winner. Axl gave back and then gave the Song Of The Year Songwriter Grammy Award to the rightful Winner. This particular one hurt him so bad, but he knew it had to be done. Billy gave back and then gave the Album Of The Year Grammy Award to the Rightful Winner. James gave back and gave the Record Of The Year Grammy Award to the Rightful Winner. Jimmy and Andy gave back and gave The Best Performance Grammy Award to the rightful Winner. The Grammy Committee apologized to Cake Cream, Axl, and the rightful Winners, and the general Public for accidentally putting Cake Cream Nominations a year to soon. The apologies were accepted.
This was a televised event and many People, including Fans of both Cake Cream and Axl Rose were impressed and liked that Cake Cream and Axl gave back and gave the Grammies to the rightful Winners. There was loud applause. The Rightful Winners gave speeches and thanked Cake Cream and Axl for doing the right things and giving back the Grammies. They thanked the Music Industry for admitting the mistake and asking Cake Cream and Axl to give back the Grammies.
Cake Cream and Axl smiled graciously and humbly. They were allowed to keep the New Artist Of The Year Award which they all cherished deeply.
The Awards Ceremony was coming to a close and The Grammy Committee gave Cake Cream and Axl a special Grammy, a "Best Sport," Award that they weren't expecting. They humbly accepted. There was more applause and even the Rightful Winners applauded them too. They were shyly happy.
Soon, the Emergency Grammy Awards Ceremony was over and everybody left. Axl and Cake Cream went home and went to sleep.
They all woke up the next morning and got ready for the day. They decided they were going to go to the beach and have a day of fun. They ate breakfast and went to the beach. At the beach, they were swimming and splashing around in the ocean and just having fun when Paparazzi begun taking pictures of all of them without their permission. "Hey, how does it feel to be two day 5 Grammy Winners? The Paparazzi taunted them. Axl begun to see red, and wanted to punch the Paparazzi Person's lights out and break his camera, but he remembered the trouble he got in when he punched the other Paparazzi Person's face and broke his camera.
Axl instead came up with a witty retort and snorted,"Feels great. We had at one time 6 Grammys. And had to give back 5. It's still at least one more Grammy than you ever had. " The Paparazzi's face dropped and he slunk away at Axl's witty retort. Axl smirked. Cake Cream was glad Axl stood up for all of them with that witty retort. He welcomed them. Cake Cream and Axl had more fun swimming and splashing in the ocean. After having fun in the ocean, they dried off, left, and went to lunch. They had lobster, steak, fries, and soda. They paid and left.
They went home and watched some TV. The News said that Cake Cream and Axl made Grammy History twice in just a few days. The night they won 6 Grammys and the night they gave back 5 Grammys and then gave them back to the Rightful Winners. The News Anchors said that Cake Cream and Axl giving back the 5 Grammys and giving them to the Rightful Winners was the right thing to do. The News Anchors felt it was fuced up that The Grammy Committee accidentally put the 2023 Nominations for 2022 instead. They expressed their sympathy for Cake Cream and Axl's losses.
Cake Cream and Axl smiled at each other. They were getting more and more support.
They went online and Fans of Cake Cream and Axl were FURIOUS that Cake Cream and Axl had to give back the 5 Grammys. Fans said stuff like,"I voted for Cake Cream and Axl for 2022 Grammys because I wanted them to win! Only for them to have to give back the 5 Grammys a couple of days later all because the fucing Grammy Committee put the wrong Nomination year! Fuc the Grammy Committee! At least Cake Cream and Axl handled this with grace, humility, respect. I would have went ballistic multiple times if this happened to me!"
Axl and Cake Cream saw more support for them in more rage filled rants by Fans of Cake Cream and Axl. One particular rant stood out to them. "I've got a message for The Grammy Committee. Here's a $200 Million check. Oops, give it back! We meant to give you only $200!" Fuc the Grammy Committee!"
Cake Cream and Axl loved the support their Fans were giving them over this.
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That’s the cliff notes version.
Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and said NBC wanted to interview them about the whole Grammys thing. And do it at Billy's house.
NBC is a huge Television Network and Cake Cream and Axl were excited that NBC wanted to interview them.
Claven Records said NBC wanted to interview them tomorrow.
Cake Cream and Axl said that tomorrow was awfully short notice, but they were up for it. Claven Records was happy. They all chatted for a bit and hung up.
The next day, Cake Cream and Axl got ready for the NBC Interview. They made the house look really nice, they ate and drank, showered, got ready, practiced.
Soon, NBC knocked on Billy's house and Cake Cream and Axl opened the door for them and let them in. NBC came in and they all chatted for a little while and then the Interview started.
NBC asked them how it felt winning the 6 Grammys.
Billy said,"It felt great. We were extremely happy. We were only expecting to be Nominated for The New Artist Of The Year Grammy Award. So for us to not only be Nominated the New Artist Of The Year but win and also get nominated for 5 other Grammys and win the extra 5 Grammys, oh, it was an incredible rush.
Cake Cream affirmed this.
NBC asked them how it felt when The Grammy Committee told them the other 5 Grammys were for NEXT year, not this year and suggested they give the extra 5 back.
James replied,"We were incredulous. We couldn't believe the Grammy Committee suggested that we give back the 5 Grammys."
Jimmy said,"We wanted to keep the extra 5 Grammys, but Axl told us to give back the 5 Grammys since the 5 Grammys were for next year's Grammys, not this one.
Axl responded,"I didn't tell you guys to give back the 5 Grammys. I told you guys giving back the 5 Grammys was the right thing to do. You guys all agreed that it was the right thing to do. It was a group decision. I never said,"Give back the 5 Grammys."
Billy responded,"Yep, Axl told us giving back the 5 Grammys was the right thing to do and we all agreed with him. He never told us outright to give back the 5 Grammys.
Axl responded,"And I also pointed out that I would lose my Grammy for Song Of The Year Songwriter with the returning of the Grammys.
Andy responded,"Axl also suggested we personally give the Rightful Winners their Grammys." Axl and Cake Cream affirmed this.
NBC asked Axl if he would suggest the 5 Grammys be given back and given to the Rightful Winners if it was Guns N'Roses who had won the 5 Grammys. All of Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.
Axl responded,"Yes, I would suggest that Guns N'Roses give back the 5 Grammys if it were Guns N'Roses who had won.
Cake Cream all smiled.
NBC pointed out that Cake Cream now has a Grammy whereas Guns N'Roses doesn't despite being first and asked Axl how he felt about Cake Cream having a Grammy when Guns N'Roses does not.
Axl responded," Cake Cream deserves the New Artist Of The Year Grammy Award. They're a great Band.
NBC asked if he had any resentment over his Protege having the Grammy.
Axl responded,"No, I don't have any resentment over my Protege having a Grammy. Axl was lying and wished Guns N'Roses had at least one Grammy. But he couldn't say that out loud.
NBC asked Axl,"Who is your favorite Cake Cream Member?"
Axl responded,"Asking me who my favorite Cake Cream Member is like asking a Father who his favorite Child is. Some questions you just don't ask. All of them are my favorite Members." Cake Cream smiled. Axl smiled back.
NBC asked Axl who he preferred out of Cake Cream and Guns N'Roses. Axl responded,"They are both my Bands, so I win both ways. I like both Cake Cream and Guns N'Roses equally. " Axl wasn't going to choose a band, especially not in a televised interview. Cake Cream smiled again. Axl smiled back again.
NBC could see they weren't going to get Axl to choose a Band or a Band Member, so they asked a different question. They asked Cake Cream and Axl if they blamed the Grammy Committee for the mix up.
Cake Cream and Axl had contemplating expressions on their faces. Axl suggested NBC give them a camera off break for a few moments and Cake Cream agreed. NBC agreed to give them the camera off break. During the break, Axl said,"Guys, be careful how you answer that question. The Grammy Committee will see this Interview. Be wise with your answer. It could be difference between the Grammy Committee feeling bad for us and the Grammy Committee destroying us. We don't want to piss off the Grammy Committee. Don't blame the Grammy Committee." Cake Cream said they would answer the right way. They would answer they didn't blame the Grammy Committee. Axl smiled and the off camera break was soon over.
Cake Cream and Axl all responded that they didn't blame the Grammy Committee for the mixup.
NBC smiled and chatted a little while with them. The Interview was coming to a close and NBC suggested Cake Cream and Axl do a photoshoot for the Interview. Cake Cream and Axl agreed to this. Axl was on the far left, Billy was the second, Jimmy was the third, Mike was in the center, James was the fifth, Andy was last. They all smiled and NBC took the photo. The Interview was soon over and NBC thanked them for the interview and were welcomed and soon NBC left. Cake Cream and Axl hoped the interview was a success.
They ate and drank after the Interview. At night, they watched the Interview and thought they did a good job. They were surprised that the camera was still rolling when Axl gave Cake Cream the advice not to blame The Grammy Committee for the 5 Grammy Fiasco. Axl and Cake Cream couldn't believe it. They thought the camera was shut off.
Axl and Cake Cream hoped this wouldn't make them look bad. They all looked at each other nervously and apprehensively. But the interview did run smoothly.
After the interview, a couple of hours later, it already went viral on YouTube. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl loved it.
An Axl Rose Critic posted something like,"Why is Axl who is 60 hanging out with a bunch of 20 something olds? Cake Cream is young enough to be his GRANDCHILDREN! It's creepy and disturbing!"
The reply was,"Idiot! The Axl hanging out with Cake Cream is 25. Cake Cream and he are around the same age!"
Another reply said," Axl who hangs out with Cake Cream is actually YOUNGER than all of Cake Cream. Cake Cream is all 26. Axl is 25. Do basic math. This isn't creepy and disturbing at all."
The Interview was a success. Cake Cream and Axl just hoped they wouldn't get into any trouble with The Grammy Committee for what was said during what was supposed to be off Camera.
They ate and went to sleep. They got up and ate and got ready for the day. There was a lot of buzz about the Grammy thing that was supposed to be off Camera. NBC admitted that Cake Cream and Axl asked for the Grammy conversation to be off Camera and NBC admitted they told them it would be off camera. But they accidentally left the Camera still rolling.
Fans doubted that the Camera was accidentally left rolling. They wondered if NBC left the Camera rolling on purpose. NBC tried hard to affirm that the Camera still rolling was an accident, but Fans were still skeptical.
Cake Cream and Axl went to Claven Records and asked Timothy if they could be in trouble with The Grammy Committee.
Timothy said,"You didn't say anything really bad about the Grammy Committee. You just wanted to be sure you didn't offend The Grammy Committee. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.
You could personally introduce me to a middle-aged black woman wearing an Appetite for Destruction t-shirt sitting at a slot machine and I’m still going to my grave thinking Druff hired some hooker and gave her a t-shirt because that’s more believable than a black woman writing Axl Rose fan fiction in 2022. I just can’t believe she’s real.
I was listening to Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N'Roses on the street and I got looks of SHOCK, like,"SHE'S listening to Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N'Roses? O.O LMAO! :DQuote:
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Timothy said,"The Grammy Committee MIGHT have a problem with you saying,"Grammy Committee destroying us."
Axl said," That part was supposed to be off Camera and not part of the on air filming."
Cake Cream confirmed this.
Timothy said," I can talk to the Grammy Committee for you guys," he said compassionately.
Cake Cream and Axl thanked Timothy and Timothy welcomed them...
Just literally a minute later, Timothy's office phone rang! It was the Grammy Committee! Cake Cream and Axl and Timothy couldn't believe the ironic coincidence!
The Grammy Committee told Timothy that they were a little miffed and offended at the "Grammy Committee destroying us," warning Axl gave Cake Cream during that segment.
Timothy pointed out that Cake Cream and Axl were in Timothy's office right now. The Grammy Committee told Timothy he wanted to speak with all of them and asked that Timothy put the phone on Speaker. Timothy did.
The Grammy Committee told Cake Cream and Axl,"We didn't like that you said,"Grammy Committee destroying us,"
Cake Cream and Axl said, "That part was never supposed to be on Camera."
The Grammy Committee said," Would you like to do a press Conference where you guys specifically apologize for saying,"Grammy Committee destroying us?" That can rectify what you guys said."
Timothy said he thought this was a good idea and Cake Cream and Axl agreed it was a good idea and agreed to do it. The Grammy Committee, Cake Cream and Axl made plans over the phone. The Grammy Committee said they wanted to do the press Conference in Timothy's office in about an hour. Timothy agreed. They chatted a bit and then all said goodbye and hung up.
After the phone call, Timothy pointed out that Cake Cream and Axl seemed to be getting bad luck. Them winning the 6 Grammys and having to return 5 of them just a couple of days later and the Camera still rolling when it should have been off. He expressed his sympathies. Cake Cream and Axl thanked him for his sympathies and he welcomed them. They all chatted a bit.
Soon, the Grammy Committee was there for the Press Conference.
The Grammy Committee asked Cake Cream and Axl if they were sorry for saying,"Grammy Committee destroying us," and Axl and Cake Cream said they were sorry for saying,"Grammy Committee destroying you,"and The Grammy Committee was satisfied and smiled. The Press Conference was live. Cake Cream and Axl were grateful they looked decent, especially since this was supposed to be just a normal visit to Claven Records. Not a live Press Conference. Soon the Press Conference was over and The Grammy Committee and Camera crew left.
They all chatted with Timothy and Timothy said that them publicly apologizing for the "Grammy Committee destroying us,"comment was a good thing and would make them look really good. They all smiled. They soon left and went home. The Grammy Committee Press Conference was already going viral on YouTube. Fans supported them. They were happy.
Axl wondered if he should get Izzy and Steven to go back to Current Guns N'Roses. They were all still alive by and now would be a great time to get Steven and Izzy to go back to Guns N'Roses. Axl had found out that Older Axl had fixed AC/DC's problem by filling in for Brian Johnson as Lead Singer. If Older Axl could fix another Band's problems, couldn't Younger Axl fix his own Band's problems?
Axl told Cake Cream his idea and Cake Cream pointed out that Steven was in his very late 50's and Izzy was 60 and might not be a good idea to perform with Guns N'Roses at their older ages.
Axl responded a bit offended,"Older me is still performing and wants to at 60 with Guns N'Roses and is doing a good job at it. I feel a bit offended by what you said. They said, "We didn't mean it offensively."
Axl acknowledged that they didn't mean it offensively.
Axl smiled. Axl still seriously considered getting Steven and Izzy to join Current Guns N'Roses. He said Fans of Guns N'Roses would love to see all original 5 Guns N'Roses on stage again together. Cake Cream agreed that it would be nice to see all 5 of the original Guns N'Roses back on stage. Axl smiled and called Older Axl and asked him what Steven and Izzy's phone numbers were. Older Axl asked if he was missing them.
Axl responded coyly,"Something like that," Older Axl gave him their numbers and Axl thanked him and he welcomed him. They chatted a little while and then both said goodbye and hung up.
Axl called Steven's phone number and Steven chatted with him happily. Axl made up a little white lie and claimed that Older Axl wanted to bury the hatchet with him and Izzy tomorrow at Current Guns N'Roses show. He claimed that Older Axl told him he was sorry about the bad blood between Guns N'Roses and wanted it to be right. He claimed Older Axl wanted the bad blood between them to end.
Steven was excited to get a chance to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood with Older Axl and make it right and agreed to go to Current Guns N'Roses Show tomorrow. Axl smiled. One down, one more to go. They hung up a little while later.
He called Izzy and told Izzy the same thing. That Older Axl wanted to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood with Izzy and Steven at the Guns N'Roses show tomorrow. Izzy was also excited at the chance to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood with Older Axl and Current Guns N'Roses st Current Guns N'Roses show tomorrow and make it right. They chatted for a little while longer and then hung up.
Axl smugly smirked at the fact that both Steven and Izzy were excited for the chance to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood with Older Axl and Current Guns N'Roses.
He told Cake Cream the good news and Cake Cream pointed out that there was one important person he didn't ask if he wanted to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood.
Axl asked,"Who?"
Cake Cream responded,"Older Axl!"
Axl realized that Cake Cream had a valid point. But he reasoned,"If I'm willing to bury the hatchet with Izzy and Steven, Older Axl should be too since we are the same Person."
Cake Cream responded,"Technically, you and Older Axl are two different People. VERY closely related, but two different People.
Axl pondered this and called Older Axl.
Axl asked, "How do you feel about burying the hatchet with Izzy and Steven?"
Older Axl chortled bitterly. "Steven sued us in 1993 and Izzy abandoned us for good in 1991. I'm not their biggest fan, that's for sure."
Axl told Older Axl,"I spoke to Steven and Izzy and they are both interested in burying the hatchet and ending the bad blood. "
They said that? "Older Axl replied, softening.
"Yes, Axl replied. Come on, it's been 32 years since Steven was fired left and 29 years since Izzy left. Both of these happened a really long time ago. Izzy and Steven want the hatchet to be buried and the bad blood to end. All you have to do is agree to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood.
Older Axl after some consideration said,"Okay, I'm interested in burying the hatchet with Izzy and Steven and ending the bad blood.When do they want to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood?"
Axl smiled and responded,"Tomorrow at the Guns N'Roses Show."
Older Axl said,"Okay, I'm in." Axl thanked him and was welcomed and they chatted a little while longer and then said goodbye and hung up. Axl was excited that the hatchet was finally going to get buried and the bad blood would end tomorrow!
Cake Cream pointed out that Axl didn't ask Slash, Duff, or any of the Newer Guns N'Roses if they wanted the hatchet to be buried. Axl admitted they had valid points.
He called each of the remaining Guns N'Roses Members and told them that Izzy and Steven wanted to bury the hatchet tomorrow at Current Guns N'Roses Show. Slash and Duff were beyond thrilled. The New Guns N'Roses Members were okay with the idea. Axl soon went to bed, feeling happy.
Axl woke up the next day. He and Cake Cream got ready for the day. They ate and Axl and Cake Cream went to a Sports Store and bought 15 Motorcycle Helmets. 7 for Current Guns N'Roses Members, 5 for Cake Cream, one for Axl, one for Izzy, one for Steven. They then went to the gun range and bought 9 extra bulletproof vests. They left and went home and later it was almost time for the Current Guns N'Roses Show. They left for the Concert and were soon at the Venue.
At the Venue, Steven and Izzy came early along with Current Guns N'Roses. Current Guns N'Roses and Izzy and Steven looked at each other shyly. Axl and Cake Cream also looked at Current Guns N'Roses shyly and vice versa.
Older Axl said, "Long time no see, Izzy and Steven. He smiled at them. Izzy and Steven said,"It's good to be here with you guys." Older Axl said,"I'm ready to bury the hatchet. It's been a long 31 years." Izzy and Steven said they wanted to bury the hatchet too. Older Axl smiled.
Slash and Duff were also excited to see Izzy and Steven. They also wanted the hatchet buried. The rest of Current Guns N'Roses were nice to Izzy and Steven and vice versa.
Axl had everyone put on the bulletproof vests and the motorcycle helmets to protect them from possible gunshots. They were all protected. They all chatted a bit.. Current Guns N'Roses practiced for their set a little and Steven and Izzy were allowed to practice with them. Soon, the show started and Cake Cream once again opened for Current Guns N'Roses just like before Axl even knew who Cake Cream was. Cake Cream was once again really good and there was loud applause.
Then, Guns N'Roses began their set and Older Axl said," Here's some old Friends who have decided to come back to us! He introduced Steven and Izzy and the crowd went wild as Steven and Izzy came out and played amicably with Current Guns N'Roses. It was a good vibe and Fans loved that Izzy and Steven came back to Current Guns N'Roses. The show was incredibly good. As the show ended, Cake Cream, Current Guns N'Roses, Axl, Steven and Izzy all did a grand send off on stage to thunderous applause. The hatchet was buried and the bad blood over. Fans loved it!
After the show, Cake Cream, Axl, Older Axl, Steven, Izzy, Slash, Duff and the rest of Current Guns N'Roses went to a Restaurant together. Fans at the Restaurant were delighted to see all of them together. They couldn't believe(In A good way) that Izzy and Steven were with Current Guns N'Roses, Axl, and Cake Cream. Fans asked for Autographs and selfies and they all gave it to them and the fans were happy. The Fans went back to their seats. Food and drinks were ordered, ate, and drank and all of them chatted with each other amicably and paid and left.